After becoming a street writer, I was forced to put on a vest

"Aren't you going to save Jianren Qihai...why did you come to Yokohama!" Dan Jiang floated up and down around Ran Yu, his tone full of puzzlement.

"It's all right~ The plot hasn't reached the time for Mr. Qihai to come on stage, so what's wrong if I come here to relax now?"

Ran Yu walked leisurely along the river with a lollipop in his mouth.

"But you are still wearing Wujou's vest now! If you continue like this, you will definitely be discovered by others!"

"Really, Danjiang doesn't like it, so I'll just change it..." Ran Yu said in a doting tone, and then changed the tone: "So Danjiang is really a joke job + a joke job created to set off my stalwart image Bar!"

Damn it, who is more like a comedian?

Dan Jiang, who dared not vomit, silently swallowed back the words welling up in her throat, and decided to remain silent.

But the next second—

"Hey, hey, you're OOC! No Gojo Satoru will go into the water, okay?"

Looking at someone floating in the river and undulating with the current, Dan Jiang almost distorted on the spot to look like the one in the famous painting "The Scream".

"But, but... Guru... Wujo Wu... Guru... No... Guru... ooc... Guru...?" But isn't Wujo Wu one of the men who are said to never ooc?

"That's just teasing! Come out quickly! Otherwise, this card will be forcibly withdrawn in a while!"

ah!how come!Yu sauce, I don't allow it! ! !

Ran Yu's pupils trembled when he heard these words, he struggled to climb up from the river as he didn't want to lose the five beauties.

But... I don't want to move...

This feeling of being wrapped in the river water is so gentle.If you just die like this, it's not impossible... Danjiang has no voice, maybe it's because I'm dying, so...

I'm so tired, let's not think about these problems...

...emmm.

Dan Jiang floated above someone drifting with the crowd, watching his vest finally changed from Gojo Satoru to Kuro Tokizai, and nodded in satisfaction.

Sure enough, dazai and entering the water are more compatible.

The boy in the black coat floated along with the current for a long time... for a long time... until the past few hours, someone who had slept in the river, dragged the clothes that had become much heavier from soaking in the water, and walked slowly Climbed up from the river bank.

Damn it, isn't it genuine and doesn't even have the chance to be scooped up by others?

Ran Yu exuded resentment all over his body, slowly wringing the water off his clothes, thinking about it on the spot.

"It turns out that I will become such a bad adult in the future..."

Yes, it's you!That figure drifting with me over there has been walking all afternoon, Buteizai!

An adult who sees a child falling into the water and doesn't rescue him is a scum, it really is a scum!

"Hey! Is it me from that time?"

Osamu Dazai opened his mouth in doubt, but the distrust in his tone was almost overflowing and drowned [Osamu Dazai].

The unscrupulous adult used a secret technique [jump left and right] around the boy who was still wringing the water, and then propped his chin with a deep expression, "Damn it, there is no trace of plastic surgery at all!"

Osamu Dazai slapped [Osamu Dazai] on the body suddenly, he was indifferent to the pain of the other party, as if he believed something, he swayed like a water plant.

"Since it's me, let's go to the detective agency together!"

"No!" [Osamu Dazai] ruthlessly refused, then took out the bug that someone had just placed from his collar and hair, and retorted: "I haven't got Mr. Mori's medicine yet, so I won't go back with you !"

"But~" Osamu Dazai dragged his voice, "If you see me, you should know that Mr. Mori is lying to you!"

"Hey?" A certain boy with a bandage on his right eye raised his head later, and said with a poisonous tongue, "Do you mean that Mr. Sen replaced all the painkillers he promised to give me with brain-damage-chips?"

As if agreeing with this point of view, [Osamu Dazai] was aggrieved as if he was about to cry, "So that's the case, then if this is the case, I'd better not go back..."

"yue!"

Disgusted by such an expression on his own face, Osamu Dazai was speechless and retched on the surface, but he was thinking in his heart—the breath on his body is very clean, hasn't he killed anyone?

This guy doesn't look like me anyway.

At the same time, Ran Yu opened the vest card that he was forced to put on, revealing a troublesome smile in his heart.

[Dazai Osamu·Dark Age Skin

Age: 18

Height: 174cm

Weight: XNUM X kg

Setting: Dramatist, fragile(?), afraid of pain, alcoholic, likes beautiful ladies

Faction: Harbor Literary Press

Current works: Setting Sun (published), Beautiful Man and Cigarette (contributed), Full Wish (contributed)]

At the same time, in a publishing house in Yokohama, an editor read the new manuscript of [Osamu Dazai] with great interest, and sighed.

"Although it is slightly inferior to "The Setting Sun", Mr. Dazai is worthy of being the light of Japanese literature!"

(Note: The current Bungo Stray Dog world setting, the decline of the literary world, is not deliberately exaggerating Mr. Dazai! It is not a brain/disabled/fan!)