"Slag" is right

Chapter 1 Let's Make an Appointment, Pay Attention to Hygiene

"Brother Lu, take it easy, are you in such a hurry... clothes! Don't tear them up... I'll do it myself." The young man with red lips and white teeth and yellow hair lay on the sofa with a red face, bent one leg and pushed Lu Yi away, frantically Unbutton your clothes.

"If it breaks, I will compensate you." Said Lu Yi wanted to help.

"It's not a matter of compensation, but I can't buy the limited edition that my cousin brought back from abroad... What's wrong with you? Didn't you say that you have a solid gun and you can't make an appointment?"

Lu Yi had already stripped himself clean, his fluffy curly hair was messed up like a chicken coop, he was riding on Huang Mao, his brow was sweating, and he said impatiently: "Why are you talking so much nonsense, take it off quickly."

"There's no need to be in such a hurry, tsk, you're holding back so hard with a solid cannon?" The young man had a playful smile on his face.

This made Lu Yi blush a little, he was anxious and held back a little hard, finally Wen Jianming said that he would not come to his house tonight, so he had a chance to play with his "old friend".

That Wen Jianming is good at everything, the only thing that is a little bad is that he refuses to be 0 no matter what.Lu Yi felt that the other party had paid a lot to take care of him, so it was not impossible to wrong him in bed, but he couldn't be wronged every time.Since Wen Jianming is unwilling to be 0, and he is not good at coercing people, he can only find a balance with others.

Before he finished taking off his clothes, the fingerprint lock opened with a "tick".

The two people entangled on the sofa were stunned at the same time, and the door opened suddenly, and a tall man in black trousers and a white shirt walked in. He had a document bag on one shoulder and a supermarket shopping bag in the other hand. He took off his shoes, hung up his bag, and walked to the entrance of the living room in two steps.

In a panic, Lu Yi only had time to put the T-shirt into one sleeve hole, leaving the other arm bare, and the clothes were twisted and stuck around his neck.

The six eyes faced each other, and the air began to freeze at an unexpected speed...

With great difficulty, Lu Yi put his other arm into his sleeve and swallowed hard: "You, didn't you say you won't be here today?"

As soon as these words came out, Lu Yi wanted to slap himself.

People say that not coming is the reason for him to have sex?

It's not that he thinks it's wrong to have sex, but that it's embarrassing to be caught by a cohabitant.

"Suddenly remembered something and came over."

"..."

Lu Yi was at a loss, this was the first time he encountered such embarrassment, and he didn't know how to end it.

For so many years, Wen Jianming was the second man he lived with since college.

He still remembered that two weeks ago, Wen Jianming came to his house to cook a meal and helped him clean up the house. After the two finished their work in the evening, the other party said: "Your house is quite big, and it is also close to my unit. Otherwise, let's live together, and I can take care of you by the way."

I don't know whether it was the delicious meal at night or Wen Jianming's skill in bed. Seeing such a clean and tidy room, Lu Yi agreed in a daze. It was only two weeks since they met. .

They had only known each other for a month, and in just one month, Lu Yi hadn't had time to change his habit of bringing people home.

At this moment, his face was full of colors, and he didn't know what to say next.

Fortunately, Wen Jianming is a person who knows how to advance and retreat, he didn't say anything more embarrassing, and he didn't come over. Instead, he turned to the kitchen with the vegetables and slammed the sliding door behind him.

When the people left, the yellow hair under Lu Yi heaved a sigh of relief: "Brother, what should we do now? Continue?"

"Is there shit in your head, let's go."

"Then get up."

Lu Yi got up from him and urged: "Hurry up."

Huang Mao was buckling his belt, and his hands stopped when he heard this: "Lu Yi, you are going too far, others don't recognize people when they put on their pants, but you don't recognize people before you put on your fucking pants Now, don't you want to be so scumbag."

Lu Yi looked down, and saw that the thing had shrunk into a ball in shame, and he quickly pulled a pair of shorts on.

It was really a failure today. This matter will spread in the circle soon, and his fame may be ruined.

Huang Mao reluctantly walked to the entrance, and when he opened the door, Lu Yi gave him a hand, wanting him not to tell others about it, but when he thought about it, the other party seemed to trust him, so he waved his hand and let him go.

But Huang Mao glanced at the kitchen: "You are so considerate and you still cook for you?"

"None of your business."

"Tsk," Huang Mao turned his brows and eyes, licked the corners of his mouth, and showed a very ambiguous smile, "I don't think he cares much about this kind of thing, can you ask him if he wants three people? On time."

Lu Yi frowned, pushed the yellow hair out, and slammed the door.

He walked back and forth in the living room several times, scratching the chicken coop on his head into an exploding chicken coop. He wished it was just a dream, or simply turned back time.He lowered his head inadvertently, and there were two yellow hairs on his black T-shirt, which immediately brought him back to reality.He was going to change clothes, opened the closet, and saw that the clothes were neatly arranged according to the colors of the seasons, which was all thanks to Wen Jianming.

Lu Yi slammed the closet door irritably again, trimmed his hair, and put on the bullet.

He opened the sliding door of the kitchen. Wen Jianming, with his back to him, was handling two large lobsters. He skillfully twisted off the large red shells, removed the pliers, wrapped the tails of the lobsters in a towel, and pinched and snapped them in the middle. The whole shrimp tail was removed.Wen Jianming handled the food with a pair of fair hands, familiar and skillful, and his fingers stained with food juice seemed to be quite delicious.

Lu Yi coughed lightly, and was embarrassed to find something to say: "This shrimp is quite expensive, isn't it?"

Wen Jianming didn't look back, and just replied: "It's okay, today's supermarket has a sale."

Lu Yi rubbed his hands: "Well, what happened today, what, I..."

Wen Jianming stopped working, turned around, and frowned slightly: "Are you sure you want to discuss it at this time?"

The water for cooking the noodles has already boiled. Now he wants to order the pasta and then fry the shrimp meat. If the meat is fried late, the noodles will become soft and greasy, and a delicacy will be ruined.In short, he's not available right now.

"Uh... um." Lu Yi looked at the pile of red and white plump flesh in despair, and thought in despair that this might be the last dinner between them.It's hard for Lu Yi to say whether he loves Wen Jianming or not, but he loves his cooking for sure.

Lu Yi leaned against the door, saw that Jianming took two handfuls of pasta and threw them into the frying pan, turned on the fire to preheat the pan, poured a little olive oil into it, and after it was hot, poured a large plate of prawns After entering, there was a "chi" sound, and the fragrance rose immediately.

Lu Yi swallowed, staring at the man's wide shoulders, narrow waist and straight back.

Wen Jianming is handsome and mature. He looks gentle and clean. When talking to people, he always looks people in the eye, making them feel that he is listening intently.

At that time in the bar, he took the wine Lu Yi sent, smiled and nodded at Lu Yi, a familiar heartbeat immediately knocked Lu Yi down.And because he is a university professor, he usually dresses more formally and conservatively, even the fact that he likes to wear white shirts hits Lu Yi with a familiar obsession with one blow.

It's too similar, the figure and temperament, even the feeling of domineering in bed, are too similar to Cheng Jinwen.It's a pity that the face is not very similar, Wen Jianming has a pair of long and narrow red phoenix eyes, single eyelid and thin lips, looks cold and affectionate.

Soon, two plates of lobster pasta were brought to the table, as well as a pot of seafood bisque boiled from shrimp shells with various types of scallops.Wen Jianming set the tableware and sat down on the table first. He glanced at Lu Yi: "There are no other dishes, let's eat."

Lu Yi sat down and said with difficulty: "Smell..."

"Eat first, let's talk after eating." After finishing speaking, he started to feast on himself.

Lu Yi was a little annoyed, he felt that Wen Jianming deliberately held his breath to make him feel uncomfortable.Although he couldn't swallow, Lu Yi still ate.

After dinner, Wen Jianming, as usual, took the initiative to wash the dishes, mopped the kitchen floor, and vacuumed the sofa carefully.Lu Yi always felt that this last redundant step was to remind him of what he had done and to whip his conscience.

After finishing the house, Wen Jianming took off his sweaty clothes, took a shower, sat on the sofa, took out a pen and paper from his bag, and took out his cell phone calculator, doing calculations.

Lu Yi took a bottle of cold beer, sat next to Wen Jianming, unscrewed the lid, and took a few sips of "gulu gulu".But he didn't say anything, Wen Jianming had already interrupted him twice.

After Wen Jianming finished his calculations, he took off his rimless glasses and looked at him: "Tell me now, why did you go out on an appointment and bring someone to your house?"

Lu Yi drank the rest of the beer in one gulp, opened his mouth, and found that he couldn't say anything about it, there was no explanation at all.

Wen Jianming suddenly pushed him onto the back of the sofa, pressed his chest with one hand, and propped up the back of the sofa with the other, condescending, looking rather stern: "Is it because I didn't feed you enough, and you still want to go out to find wild food? "

Lu Yi's face turned red quickly. He tried it, but found it was too embarrassing to speak, so he turned his head to the side and silently refused.Wen Jianming pinched his chin and turned his face away: "Look at me, I want to hear your reason."

Lu Yi gritted his teeth: "Because you won't give me a fuck."

Once this sentence is spoken, the rest will be much easier: "I told you when we first dated that I was 1, but you insisted not to be 0, that's fine, I let you. But I didn't say I have to let you like this every time, why?"

"I made you uncomfortable?"

Lu Yi blushed even more: "It's not the same thing, okay, can you be fair."

Wen Jianming's relatively calm face was also tangled at this time.

After a while, he said: "I'm really sorry, I didn't expect you to be unsatisfied."

Lu Yi's usually lazy eyes suddenly looked at Wen Jianming expectantly and brightly: "Yes, then what?"

"Then make an appointment and pay attention to hygiene."

"...?"

"If you want to bring someone back, remember to notify me in advance, I don't like to encounter such a scene."

"…………???"

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