"Slag" is right

On a summer morning, bright light came in through the gaps in the curtains, and as time went by, the light spots gradually moved to the face of Lu Yi who was sleeping soundly on the sofa.

Lu Yi frowned and turned over.But after a while, the spot of light moved to his face again, and Lu Yi randomly pulled something to cover his face...

A minute later, he flipped off the dirty T-shirt with a sour smell on his face, sat up and took a few breaths, grabbed his phone, and it was almost eleven o'clock.Lu Yi sat sleepily on the sofa, pressing his temples.

On Saturday morning, everything was quiet, but the piles of dirty clothes on the sofa, the food bags and empty lunch boxes on the table, and the beer cans on the ground had caught his eyes in this very short time.Lu Yi was in a trance for a few seconds in this silence, changed his head, and fell down on the sofa again.

As long as he was asleep, the messy world and the discomfort of a hangover had nothing to do with him.

Just lay down again and couldn't fall asleep again.

It took nearly two weeks for the problem with the blueprint before to be finally resolved. Lao Qin did make a mistake, and afterwards he felt very sorry for everyone. He said he was going to treat everyone to dinner yesterday and Friday, and Lu Yi naturally got drunk again.

Jin Xi couldn't find Wen Jianming by using his phone number, because he would not contact him again, Lu Yi directly deleted all the contact information of the other party.Jin Xi asked him to call someone himself, but Lu Yi didn't want to talk about the breakup with Wen Jianming, let alone explain the actual relationship between the two, so he had to pretend to be unconscious.Since he was pretending to be pretending to the end, finally Jin Xi cursed him and went upstairs and threw him on the sofa.

As soon as Jin Xi left, he stumbled into the bathroom and vomited heavily while hugging the toilet. After vomiting, his stomach began to feel uncomfortable, and then his heart also began to feel uncomfortable. He couldn't remember exactly how he fell asleep on the sofa.

The stomach starts to growl, the stomach acid is over-secreted, if you don't eat something, you will have a stomachache in a while.Lu Yi had no choice but to get up, and opened the refrigerator, which was empty except for a wilted cabbage, which Wen Jianming bought two weeks ago.Lu Yi slammed the refrigerator door, turned to the TV cabinet, took out two painkillers and ate them, picked up his phone and started ordering takeaway.

He opened the blackout curtain on the balcony, and it was another cloudless and sunny day.It's just that under the bright light, the mess in the house is even more invisible.Why is the house so dirty?It was so dirty that even Lu Yi could no longer bear it.After thinking briefly for two seconds, he remembered that it was Wen Jianming who fired his cleaning job.

Lu Yi called the previous cleaning staff with her mobile phone, and the other party said that she already had another customer, and asked Lu Yi to contact the platform directly to place a new order.Lu Yi had no choice but to place a new order on the platform and choose the one that could come the fastest.

At three o'clock in the afternoon, a short and round lady came to the door with a big bag and sanitary wares on her back. When she entered the room, she was shocked: "Oh, young man, your house is too dirty."

Lu Yi was a little embarrassed: "Auntie, what, I'll give you two hundred more later."

"Hey, I didn't mean that, but yours is really dirty." The aunt quickly took out a large garbage bag and cleaned up the garbage first, "Young man lives alone?"

"Ah."

Lu Yi's conversation was a big deal, and the aunt was more familiar than he thought, so she chatted on her own.

"No wonder, it's the virtue of a man to live alone, just find a wife. How old are you?"

"31."

"I'm over 30 and still single. My son is two years younger than you, and my grandson has both. But people in your big cities get married late. I went to some homes and saw that the couple were both over 30 and did not have children. What about my baby. Young people nowadays are just eating, drinking and having fun, regardless of their business..."

After picking up the rubbish, the aunt began to tidy up the dirty clothes hanging on Lu Yi's sofa and hangers.

"No, no need for this, I'll do it myself..." Lu Yi grabbed a pair of briefs, blushing.

The aunt pulled it over: "I can be your elder at my age, why are you embarrassed with me? And wow, underwear and underwear should be washed separately from the coat, otherwise it will be dirty, and these socks... lad , Why did you stuff your socks under the sofa? Let me tell you, this sock has bacteria..."

Lu Yi sat on the sofa in shame, with a troubled expression on his face.The woman, who seemed to be in her fifties, was twirling around the house like a spinning top while talking, and suddenly felt a sense of guilt in her heart. When she walked over to help, she was scolded by her aunt.

"What are you going to do, sit there and don't move!"

"Get your feet up!"

"Rise your ass!"

……

After cleaning, the aunt forcefully turned off the air conditioner in the house and opened the window for him to breathe.The house was finished in two hours, and it looked brand new.Lu Yi wanted to give her an extra 200 yuan, but the other party refused for a while, but still accepted it, and said that if he was satisfied and needed long-term service, he would ask Lu Yi to name her.

The house is quite satisfactory, but this aunt is a bit too talkative, bringing the people and enthusiasm of her small place to the big city.Lu Yi really can't refuse people, especially a woman who is about the same age as his mother.

"Hey, young man, you are such a good person. I can't take more money from you for nothing. In this way, I see that you have a table of lunch boxes. It's not good to eat takeaway all the time. Let me make you a meal."

"no need."

"Use it, use it. I see that your kitchen is well-equipped. Just buy some food. There is a supermarket downstairs from your house."

Seeing that others are determined to cook for him, Lu Yi can't refuse: "Then I'll give you money for the food."

The aunt waved her hand: "No, why don't you give me an extra two hundred. It's not enough to go out for a meal, but you can't finish the flowers by yourself."

After speaking, she twisted her flexible and fat body and went downstairs to buy vegetables.

After more than ten days of cold pot and cold stove, his house was turned on again, and the smell wafted from the kitchen from time to time.Not long after, the aunt cooked a table of meals for him, and said that she still had customers waiting, so she hurried away without eating.

Looking at the steaming food on the table, Lu Yi felt a little indescribable emotion in his heart.

He was in a trance all day, and at night, Lu Yi regained his energy. After watching TV for a while, he took out his mobile phone and dialed Huang Mao's number.

Huangmao's name is Chen Jie, and they met at the gay bar that Lu Yi often goes to.Chen Jie is a pure zero, and he chased Lu Yi for quite a while before.But I found that this person is easy to talk on the surface, even in bed, but in fact he is a rock that can't be warmed.The real feeling of investing in him is like investing money in a junk stock, which will only fall all the way until the company goes bankrupt.Chen Jie accepts as soon as he sees a good relationship, and the two of them only have a physical relationship.

"Brother Lu, you haven't called me for a long time."

Lu Yi always went straight to the point: "Ajie, are you free tonight?"

"Hey, is your partner here tonight?"

"Well, not here."

"Are you sure? He won't show up halfway like last time, will he?"

"No, he has moved away from me."

"Oh……"

"Are you coming over now? Or shall I get a room?"

The other party paused for a few seconds: "Brother Lu, I have a boyfriend."

"Oh, sorry to bother you."

On the other side with a smile: "But he's not here..."

Lu Yi interrupted him: "Once you have a boyfriend, talk to him. I'll buy you two a drink next time. Hang up."

Lu Yi was paralyzed on the sofa, really, all of them were either married or had boyfriends, it was so annoying.

Whether to call MB directly, or go to a gay bar to try his luck, Lu Yi was a little hesitant.Although it is easier and quicker to spend money to solve problems, it is not easy to feel that when doing it with strangers, there is no familiar process.But it is too troublesome to go out, and you have to wash and tidy up, and you may not be able to meet the right one.

It's so tiring, it's so tiring to live.They all persuaded him to make friends and fall in love, who knew how difficult it was, just finding a suitable sex buddy was so laborious.