I can't get enough to feed you

Ji Xuanyuan walked two steps away from Ou Shanren without making a sound, stood in front of Meng Xiaojiang, and smiled brightly at Edward, but his eyes were cold, with a sinister look of malicious intent. Maoxuewang was sweating profusely after eating, and the sweat suddenly turned into a cold sweat.

He hiccupped so much that he "quacked", looked away resentfully, squatted down on the bowl with a big face, opened his mouth, and took a sip of the Maoxuewang soup and poured it into his stomach.But he still didn't give up, he muttered and complained: "Stinger, what a shame! Fuckyou!"

Because Ji Xuanyuan didn't know foreign language, he didn't know what Fake squid meant, but he always felt that it was not a good word, so he went to Ou Shanren and asked him: "Brother Ou, what does Fake squid mean?"

Ou Shanren wrote two words, paused for a long time, and replied, "Probably some kind of squid?"

Ji Xuanyuan knew that Ou Shanren didn't know what the Fake Squid meant, so his eyes fell on the paper in front of Ou Shanren's eyes. Meng Xiaojiang, Su Daji and Bai Zhu also came over, only Edward lay there puffing and puffing. He drank Maoxuewang's bright red blood soup.

Ji Xuanyuan asked again: "Brother Ou, this word has been changed again? Why are there missing arms and legs? I don't know any of them!"

Su Daji sneered: "Illiteracy! This is called simplified Chinese characters. What did I say when you came down the mountain? You should read a few more books first to recognize a few characters!"

Bai Zhu explained to Ji Xuanyuan in a gentle manner: "Mr. Xuanyuan, the simplified characters are traditional characters that have been simplified by gestures. If you look carefully, you should be able to guess what the characters are. For example, in the report that Ou Daochang is filling out now, the above The few big characters in it are——Report on the Collection of Monster Files of the Warlock Alliance."

After hearing this, Ji Xuanyuan murmured a few times, and after matching the words on the report, the corresponding traditional characters appeared in his mind, and found that they were indeed very similar, but he curled his lips and complained carelessly: "What kind of words are you changing? Trouble is not trouble, I have to re-learn the characters after co-authoring! If I don’t recognize it or not, I will have to change the characters again in a few years, when will I be able to recognize the end!”

Meng Xiaojiang leaned over and stared at the form that Ou Shanren had to fill out, and carefully identified the large characters printed on the front of the form. Ou Shanren was stared at by a crowd of people looking at the report he had written. It's like an elementary school student who has to hand in an [-]-word weekly diary every week-it's painful to write, and now being watched by the crowd, especially Alexander, can't hold back a single word!

Meng Xiaojiang read it once, and said in a low voice, "I want to learn how to read."

Su Daji said: "It's simple, just hire a college student to be a tutor. Not only can you teach simplified Chinese characters, but also English can be taught together. College students are also very cheap. One class only costs two yuan."

Ji Xuanyuan turned her head, and put her hand on Meng Xiaojiang's shoulder weakly, Meng Xiaojiang didn't care about him, Ji Xuanyuan shyly behaved to Meng Xiaojiang: "I've always learned things quickly, one day——no, I can learn this simplified Chinese in two days, please invite some college students, I will teach you!"

As Ji Xuanyuan said, a picture of Meng Xiaojiang sitting obediently in his arms, with his arms around Meng Xiaojiang, one hand wrapped around his hand and holding a pen to write on the paper appeared in his mind. , the punishment is to kiss Meng Xiaojiang, if he is not serious in class - Ji Xuanyuan shook his head, took a sip of saliva, and showed a very wretched smile.

Meng Xiaojiang backed away silently, Su Daji rolled her eyes, and Bai Zhu covered her buttocks with one hand, because she saw Ji Xuanyuan sucking saliva, so scared that the pig's tail popped out.

Fortunately, the pig's tail is very short, the short one is only the size of a palm and has a small curl, so it can be covered by the clothes, otherwise it will make a fool of himself in front of Su Daji - he wants to die!

Bai Zhu covered his buttocks with one hand, and with the other hand he scrambled into another pile of documents on the table. Ou Shanren sighed and covered the pen. The document was covered with a bound newspaper with the beginning of "Three People's Principles". Let this group of idle people read the report he wrote, because it was not well written, and he felt ashamed to see others.

Bai Zhu flipped through the document and said, "Old Ou, where's the registration form?"

Ou Shanren: "It's inside, look through it again, it's a stack!"

Then Ou Shanren pulled out a very friendly smile and went to see Su Daji, Ji Xuanyuan and Meng Xiaojiang. Ou Shanren stroked his beard and said slowly and very politely: "Miss Su, Brother Xuanyuan, Brother Meng , I invite you to come here this time, you have visited our office here, how do you feel?"

Su Daji just smiled and didn't speak, Meng Xiaojiang looked at Ji Xuanyuan, Ji Xuanyuan gave him a gentle smile, turned to Ou Shanren in a blink of an eye, and replied with a big grin: "It's not bad, we can open up such a party in Tianjin Weili." Tiandi also built a small Western-style building with a combination of east and west, which is considered a big deal, I don’t know who is capable of doing it?”

Ou Shanren said: "It was the presiding officer Kong Jing of the White Horse Temple, Chen Luoshui, the head of the Chen family in Tianjin, Li Wendao, the head of the Li family in Beijing, and Chairman Wang Chengcheng, the general manager of our office, who worked together to set up this enchantment. As for this western-style building... "

Ou Shanren glanced at Edward, and Edward put down his face-big bowl, hiccupped, and wiped his mouth: "The mansion in this office is owned by our Prince Vatican III and your daughter named Lin Huiyin." A sketch designed by the teacher together."

Ji Xuanyuan: "Lin Huiyin? Prince Fanzhuo?"

Su Daji blinked, and Ji Xuanyuan grinned: "I don't even know each other."

Bai Zhu said: "One is a very powerful blood clan ancestor, and the other is a very admirable progressive female scholar."

Ji Xuanyuan was not interested in this, so with an oh, Ou Shanren brought the topic back, and found that Brother Xuanyuan was very good at talking, so he couldn't let Ji Xuanyuan continue to change the topic.

Ou Shanren said bluntly: "Brother Xuanyuan, I'm not bragging. Our treatment here is pretty good. Do you want to consider joining the monk alliance?"

Ji Xuanyuan looked at Ou Shanren, and didn't speak for a while. Ou Shanren went to see Su Daji and Meng Xiaojiang again, looking at these two people with great expectation, because no matter how you look at them, they are more heart-warming than Ji Xuanyuan's. Well done.

Su Daji shook her head lightly, she said: "Humans and monsters have different paths, they shouldn't go together."

For Su Daji, Ou Shanren is the best in terms of organization, but he does not force him to join the organization. After all, Su Daji is so senior that if he joins the organization, even Chairman Wang Chengcheng should abdicate to let a talented person.Therefore, Chairman Wang is very unwilling to do this, so the measure for Su Daji is to maintain a good relationship.

However, Ji Xuanyuan is different from Meng Xiaojiang. He has confirmed that these two are not historical figures and have no origins. It is welcome, and willing to show the same care as monks and alliance members-strive to develop such people into their own confidantes.

Su Daji refused, Ou Shanren looked at Meng Xiaojiang expectantly, Meng Xiaojiang subconsciously pulled up Ji Xuanyuan's sleeve, and he whispered: "I follow Mr. Xuanyuan, I am his assistant, and he is my boss. "

Ou Shanren had no choice but to look at Ji Xuanyuan again. Ji Xuanyuan showed him a smile with eight big white teeth. Ou Shanren's eyes lit up and he smiled again. Ji Xuanyuan waved his hand: "I'm sorry, I never work under human hands!"

"This is a job." Ou Shanren hurriedly explained, "We are equal. Brothers of the working class are noble. This is not a landlord or a long-term worker. We are a family of monks, all of us are equal and independent-we are respect for human rights!"

Ji Xuanyuan said "Oh—" for a long time, and then pointed at himself: "That's even more unfortunate, brother Ou, I'm not human. You respect human rights, but I don't have human rights."

Ou Shanren: "..." He found that he was speechless, and Ji Xuanyuan's rebuttal was very reasonable!

Next, Baizhu and Ou Shanren took turns to fight, like Ji Xuanyuan expressed the benefits of joining the monk alliance, but Ji Xuanyuan refused to take any of it, and his stand was very firm. Finally, he was very interested in the outsourcing tasks of the monk alliance mentioned by Ou Shanren.

It turns out that the monk alliance is really short of manpower - most monks are arrogant - after all, compared with ordinary people, they live longer and have more abilities. The idea of ​​the alliance is good, to gather the power of our generation to create a better future, but the reality is skinny, everyone is scattered, and no one will accept anyone!