I can't get enough to feed you
Chapter 274 Toilet War
Sitting there, Ouyang felt that he was not far from being mentally weak when he heard Meng Xiaojiang's almost endless nagging about Dafa.
But Ou Yang, the son of the great chosen one and the successor of Long Aotian, is naturally unwilling to fall into such difficulties.
Meng Xiaojiang finally told himself that his mouth was dry, he coughed, Ouyang immediately handed him a cup of tea, and Meng Xiaojiang drank most of it in one go.
Ouyang took this opportunity to exhaust his 18 years of sincerity, and said sincerely: "Man, why bother to get entangled in this kind of issue, besides, we have worked so hard to see each other today, not for the sake of coming Stuck on these questions, student Xiao Jiang, I just ask you to answer me one question!"
Meng Xiaojiang put down his teacup, and looked at Ouyang at this time, he looked very much like a normal boy, so he pondered for a second and replied Ouyang quickly replied: "You can ask."
Ouyang looked at Meng Xiaojiang intently: "In your eyes that day, that kimono girl was just a walking dead, right? You just answer me, yes or no?"
Every time Meng Xiaojiang wanted to forget the lady's horrifying appearance, he would be mentioned key words, and when others mentioned key words, the terrifying figure of the girl would appear in his mind.
The figure of the girl is really not flattering. Meng Xiaojiang covered her stomach with her right hand and felt a dull pain in her stomach. Enduring the pain, Meng Xiaojiang answered this question bitterly: "Yes, but please don't let me hurt you again." I think about it, and to be honest, I'm an atheist, but that doesn't stop me from being afraid of ghosts."
After getting the correct answer, Ouyang glanced at Meng Xiaojiang meaningfully: "The facts are in front of you, I advise you to abandon the old ideas as soon as possible, accept the reality, and face the real world positively!"
Meng Xiaojiang was more reluctant to think about anything, but his brain was against him. He kept thinking about the real face of the horrifying female ghost in kimono, and the kimono lady in his mind would not let him go.
The sun is shining outside the window, and the sun never sets until seven o'clock. The room is full of sunshine. Sitting there are two big boys, Ouyang and Meng Xiaojiang, who are full of yang energy.
But the shadow of the girl in kimono lingered in Meng Xiaojiang's mind, and he inexplicably felt that there was a gloomy yin lingering in his yang energy.
So Meng Xiaojiang shook his head sadly: "What did you say to me, an otaku, to accept reality? I'm sorry, but there is no love in the three-dimensional world. It's not easy for a person to live a lifetime. Let me immerse myself in the Two-dimensional world."
Ouyang said angrily, "Maybe the reality can't go your way, but it's better than being immersed in Two-dimensional false happiness!"
The pain in Meng Xiaojiang's stomach twitched with his large and small intestines. He stood up slowly while supporting the table, and said to Ouyang: "False happiness is better than real pain! Life should be enjoyed in time!"
Ouyang: "At the end of the false happiness, you will find that it is still pain—"
"Shut up!" Meng Xiaojiang decisively interrupted Ouyang's chicken soup for the soul, opened the door and ran out in pain with small steps, "I'll talk about it when I come back from the toilet!"
Tsuchimikado Aiko had just stepped out one foot, but before the other foot was out, the door of the next room opened and closed, and there was a clear and clear "bang".
Tsuchimikado Aiko's other foot froze when she was about to take a step, wondering whether she should immediately turn around and hide for a while, when she saw a thin young man running past her like a wind .
Unlike this windy young man who ran intently, Aiko Tsuchimikado glanced at him in one direction, and the appearance of this young man was imprinted in her eyeballs.
The young man's face is as tender as a boy's, and his complexion is very painful. It is Meng Xiaojiang who looks like he ran to the toilet after eating a bad stomach.
Tsuchimikado Aiko fumbled in her trouser pocket, and took out a small white paper figurine. She slapped it on the wall, and the paper figurine was in the shape of a thick stickman, with only a round head and a large character. body.
After being photographed by Aiko Tsuchimikado on the wall, the simple little paper man suddenly arched and bent its limbs slightly, and then made a stab like a gecko, crawled along the wall to the corner of the ceiling, and quickly chased Meng Xiaojiang's figure Never come back.
Only then did Aiko Tsuchyumen turn around. Meng Tianyi in the room sat still and did not give Aiko a look. Aiko Tsuchyumen glanced at him, waved her hand, and called, "Nanako, come with me!" stand up."
Nanako bent down and left the room arched, leaving the private room with Tsuchimikado Aiko.
Meng Xiaojiang ran all the way to the toilet in the clubhouse. The toilet in the clubhouse is just like the box style of the clubhouse. The antique style is very elegant. It is a contemporary Chinese ancient style toilet.
As soon as Meng Xiaojiang entered the toilet, he was first dizzy by the scent of sandalwood, and then he was stunned by the interior of the toilet, which was decorated with solid wood patterns. He suddenly thought that he had traveled through time and space, entered a men's toilet and traveled to ancient times.
However, in ancient times there must have been no sinks. With the huge mercury mirror next to the wall, Meng Xiaojiang chose a cubicle. There was no other person in the toilet at this time. It was so quiet that it could be called quiet. Meng Xiaojiang went into the cubicle, The flush toilet in the cubicle also looks like mahogany.
Taking off his pants and sitting on the toilet, his buttocks were shocked by the ice. Meng Xiaojiang took a deep breath, lowered his hips, and calmed down, trying to concentrate on the five grains reincarnation circuit. The sound of splashing water coming from the outside became clearer and audible.
The weird figure of the kimono girl has not had time to get out of my mind, and the Chinese ancient style is matched with the sound of water getting closer and closer. It is like a modern version of haunting in the daytime.
Meng Xiaojiang sat on the toilet with his heart beating like thunder, his hands and feet were cold and he didn't dare to move, he held his breath, looked down at his feet, and looked at the sunlight shining through the solid wooden door of the cubicle instead of looking at his eyes.
A few minutes passed quietly, and there was such a silence outside the door, Meng Xiaojiang thought to himself that he probably had an auditory hallucination, or the sound of splashing water might be someone flushing the toilet next door, he was too surprised.
Meng Xiaojiang figured it out so much, so he comforted him on the spot, his large and small intestines stopped convulsing, and he didn't pull out anything while sitting on the toilet, so he stood up as he was, lifted his pants, and pressed down on the toilet to flush.
After finishing all this, Meng Xiaojiang turned and pushed open the door, and at the same time said to himself in doubt: "Why do you think the sky is getting dark, is it seven o'clock now?"
Meng Xiaojiang pushed the door open with one hand, and took out his mobile phone with the other. There were two women outside the door, one tall and one short. Meng Xiaojiang saw the tall one first, and the tall woman looked at him softly with a gentle and charming smile on her face. , it was the kimono girl who was entangled with him endlessly in his brain.
Meng Xiaojiang's eyes moved down. She was a short girl with short pants and short sleeves, a ponytail, and a pair of big black eyeballs under her neat black bangs. The glazed egg in the water looked at him silently and coldly.
Meng Xiaojiang took a step back and closed the door with a "snap". He looked down at his phone and found that it was past five o'clock. It turned out that it wasn't that the sky outside was getting dark, but that there were two uninvited "female" standing at the door. , covering the light.
Meng Xiaojiang shivered, and was about to dial Ouyang's number to ask for support. He pressed down with his finger, and his eyes filled with tears. He realized that he didn't know the number of Ouyang's old cell phone.
Meng Xiaojiang is holding the mobile phone. At this time, the mobile phone does not distinguish between domestic and foreign countries, high or low. Meng Xiaojiang only wants the most basic function of making calls.
Behind him is the toilet, which smells like sandalwood, and in front of him is a carved wooden door. Outside the door, two women, one large and one small, seem to be waiting for him.
Meng Xiaojiang didn't dare to go out even with 1 guts. Ouyang's phone couldn't be dialed. He called up the cell phone address book, and his parents, sisters, and brothers swiped over their phone numbers, but none of them worked. near fire.
After thinking about it, Meng Xiaojiang had an idea, and with tears in his eyes, he remembered that he could call Yaoyaoling. He no longer hesitated. Although he also suspected that the people's police were catching ghosts-the power and authority were not equal, but it was difficult to find the police. in the minds of the general public.
Meng Xiaojiang swiped his finger to dial the phone, a white shadow flashed on the screen of the phone, and out of thin air a white paper man the size of a palm was pasted on the screen of his phone.
Meng Xiaojiang's fingers froze. A paper doll was not scary, but a paper doll that was automatically attached to his mobile phone without wind, as if it had self-awareness, was very weird.
Meng Xiaojiang took a deep breath and cheered herself up. The kimono girl outside the door was nearly 1.7 meters tall. Does it scare him——Meng Xiaojiang kept on doing nothing, flexing the thumb and index finger of the other hand to pinch the paper figurine, trying to tear the little thing off his phone.
He just pinched the body of the paper figurine, pinched it a little bit, and was about to tear it down, when the paper figurine was not only slightly smooth and paper-free, but also had a slippery and cold toughness.
Meng Xiaojiang wondered what kind of paper this was, and when the paper figurine pinched by him moved and arched, Meng Xiaojiang slipped his fingers and felt an indescribably slippery and disgusting feeling, and heard the paper figurine mumbling, " Hee hee hee hee" laughed out loud.
Laughter came from far to near, from top to bottom, densely surrounded the surroundings, Meng Xiaojiang slowly raised his head, the compartment had changed its appearance, the sky was dark, it turned out that the densely packed paper figurines on the top of the compartment were one by one A ceiling was built between the toilets in the men's toilet, and thousands of paper people laughed "hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee".
"Oh my god!" Meng Xiaojiang threw the phone back, and the latest iPhone fell into the toilet without any mistakes.
Meng Xiaojiang kept on doing nothing, opened the door in a panic and ran out. As soon as he opened the door, he greeted the two women outside. He yelled at the two strange women waiting for him outside the door with a crying voice: "You guys still have 3D Surround sound!"
Aiko Tsuchimikado tilted her head, revealing a little girl's innocence, and asked Nanako beside her, "What is 3D surround sound?"
Nanako sighed: "I don't know what it is. Sometimes I feel deeply sad. It turns out that besides the shortcoming of dying too early, I have been left behind by the times."
Listening to this conversation, Meng Xiaojiang almost shed tears without saying a word. He and the two women were only less than two meters away. The three circled around the center.
Meng Xiaojiang was fighting between the two, with nowhere to advance or retreat. The only tool for survival had fallen into the toilet, and he probably died prematurely.
Shocked to the depths, Meng Xiao Jiang gritted his teeth and couldn't pass out. His eyes moved from the face of the female ghost in kimono to the face of the little girl. The little girl was icy and cute, and she was already as beautiful as a porcelain doll at such a young age. appearance.
Meng Xiaojiang looked at the little girl, unwilling to give his eyes to the even more hideous girl who was foiled by him at all. He tried to probe and asked tremblingly: "You, you went to the wrong toilet. The next door is the toilet." Ladies toilet."
The little girl turned her head back, shook her head at Meng Xiaojiang and said, "We are here to find you."
Meng Xiaojiang also shook his head, and replied sincerely: "We don't know each other, even if we don't see each other forever, it's a very good choice!"
Aizi was taken aback, she chuckled, Meng Xiaojiang saw her smile, it was the snow doll that had melted into spring breeze, so she moved to the side calmly with small small steps.
The little girl laughed, with an immature voice that did not distinguish between men and women, and said to him crisply: "Meng Xiaojiang, you are really interesting."
Hearing the name suddenly, Meng Xiaojiang trembled, and the hot tears that had just dried up had a tendency to return. This time, he ran towards the door of the toilet regardless of the horror. , We are a big family of paper figurines who love each other and love each other.
The paper people have their own elasticity, not like those made of paper. Meng Xiaojiang was bounced so that he ran two steps back and took three steps back. The soft and fragrant body behind him wrapped his arms around him halfway, and did it for him. buffer.
Meng Xiaojiang turned her head with tears in her eyes, the girl in kimono gave him a gentle smile with her corpse-spotted pale face, and then thoughtfully let go and took a step back. As soon as he sat down, his head boomed, he didn't know where he was, he opened his mouth wide and roared out slowly and enthusiastically: "—Damn it ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
"Don't be afraid." Nanako looked down at the young man. If she hadn't investigated the young man's information, it would only make people think that he was still a big boy, a handsome and lovely young man, but the young man was actually twenty years old. Use the word young man The description is indeed very inappropriate.
Nanako looked at the young boy, smiled comfortingly and kindly: "We have no ill intentions towards you, and we will not hurt you."
Meng Xiaojiang stepped back on her buttocks, her head turned into a rattle, thinking that the kimono girl might not have a correct understanding of her appearance, and she didn't understand that she had a dead face on her face—or a face that had been dead for a long time. Body, it's hard to trust those words.
The girl blinked, and suddenly realized something, and the expression on her face changed immediately. She raised her arm, and the wide sleeve of the kimono covered half of her face. No, it seems that in the eyes of Meng Jun, the concubine must be very ugly."
Aiko stomped her feet on the spot, feeling that it would be boring to continue entanglement, she squatted down, and discussed with the frightened Meng Xiaojiang on an equal footing: "Mr. Xiao Jiang, please don't resist, and walk with us steadily. Come, see Master Meng. If you want to continue to resist, then I will use some special means to let you go with me."
Meng Xiaojiang tremblingly turned his eyes back to the little girl's face: "Go, where are you going? Who are you - what the hell?"
"I am an Onmyoji from your neighboring country." Aiko replied honestly.
Meng Xiaojiang stammered: "Ba, ba, ba la la, Little Demon Fairy?"
Aiko shook her head: "What is this thing? You can also regard me as a demon catcher if you say that you do as the Romans do."
Meng Xiaojiang stared at Aizi, Aizi said: "Do you know what a demon catcher is?"
"A classmate of mine also told me just now that he is a monster catcher." Meng Xiaojiang slowly got up, and he bent down and replied to the little girl very affectionately, "I think You and him should have more common language, so let me, an ordinary person, go."
Tsuchimikado Aiko also replied very sincerely: "You have a pair of yin and yang eyes, in your eyes, the world is different, Xiao Jiang-jun, you don't need to belittle yourself, you are not ordinary at all, and I don't want to use it against you." Shu Fa, please come with us honestly, so that you can be good to me as well."
Meng Xiaojiang felt that this trip was very bad, not like walking on the Sunshine Avenue, but it meant going to the alley of the underworld.
He has already burst into tears in his heart, thinking to his parents, sisters and brothers, I am going to be in trouble today, I love you very much, although you always persuade me to go out more and make friends, don't indulge in the Two-dimensional world , but the facts have proved that the reality is really terrible, cherish life, stay at home is the right thing!
Meng Xiaojiang shook his head, tears in his eyes: "If you use magic, what will happen to me?"
"Spirit drawing." Aiko Tsuchimikado said, "To be honest, I'm not very familiar with it, because I haven't used it on humans yet, but I'm already proficient in dogs. When it comes to humans, I heard that some people can use it. Therefore, the three souls and seven souls are incomplete."
Meng Xiaojiang doesn't know what will happen if the three souls and seven souls are incomplete, but just listening to it feels that the consequences are very serious.
With fresh hot tears in his eyes and refusing to shed, he retained his last dignity, and said to the little girl: "Then it's better to preserve my three souls and seven souls. As long as you tell me well about me, I have a very good temper." Yes, you said you invited me to come, why did you go to the men's toilet to block me so much, just block me, and even scare me with a paper man, I didn't say this invitation, it's very dishonest! "
Tuyumen Aiko spread her white and tender hands, and a paper figurine flew into her hand. Holding the paper figurine, Aiko sincerely replied to Meng Xiaojiang: "This is not a paper figurine, it's made of human skin." substitute."
Meng Xiaojiang was taken aback: "Human skin? This is really advanced."
After finishing speaking, Meng Xiaojiang's eyes darkened, and he really felt that a string in his brain broke with a creak. Aiko and Nanako fainted on the spot as soon as Xiao Jiangjun finished speaking. .
Aiko Tuyumen was taken aback by this sudden incident. She looked at Meng Xiaojiang who was paralyzed on the ground in confusion: "Does he have some hidden disease? I should carry him to Master Meng." Before, should we call 120 first? Master Meng wants a living person, not a dead body, right?"
Nanako also has no decision about this, she has always obeyed her master Aiko Tsuchimikado, even though the master is just a little girl, she is very ignorant in many cases, such as at this moment.
Aiko Tsuchimikado thought for a while, and without Nanako answering, she replied, "Master Meng is an adult and a school dad, let me call him and ask him."
After Aiko Tsuchimikado finished speaking, she took out her mobile phone, flying all over the sky, and holding the little hands, the giggling human skin paper people also flashed by afterimages, and finally there was only one paper figure left. The paper figurine flew into Aiko's shorts pocket with a bang, and lay there obediently.
Tsuchimikado Aiko dialed the phone, and the phone rang for a few seconds before it was connected. Tsuchimikado Aiko and Nanako turned their eyes to the innermost side of the toilet at the same time.The toilet is not a closed space. There is a large carved wooden window on the innermost wall. At this time, through the carved wooden window, with the sound of splashing water, one can clearly see a white and dripping hand stuck on the On the wooden window mullions.
This watery hand, whose effect can be called the birth of a water ghost, pushed the wooden window frame from the outside to the inside, but did not push it.
Aiko Tuyumen held the mobile phone, put the microphone to her ear, and got through. Master Meng's voice was like his own, with a gloomy, mean and ungrateful youthful voice, and said: "Aizi, after you leave, I will always I felt that today's incident was too coincidental, so I couldn't help but do a little calculation, and found that this place is near water, and today I am very unlucky for places near water, so I left first."
Aiko Tuyumen said "Yes", fortune-telling is Master Meng's old profession, she watched the dripping hand pushing and pushing the wooden window frame, and said to Master Meng: "Master Meng, what do you say?" That's right, this place seems to be haunted by water ghosts in broad daylight."
Meng Tianyi was silent on the other end of the phone for two seconds before continuing: "Then this water ghost must have strong mana, and he can crawl out of the water even under the scorching sun in summer. Aizi, you have to be careful. Evacuate first."
Aiko Tsuchimikado put down the phone and didn't answer any more. After Meng Tianyi finished speaking on the phone, she hung up the phone without any sincerity. She sat in the car with her legs crossed, and she had already left the senior club for 5 minutes.
Nanako shook her head: "It doesn't look like a spirit that died in the water."
That watery hand pushed the wooden window frame, but it still couldn't be pushed open. Seeing that it was slapping on the window frame without moving, there was another companion next to this hand.
The companion's hand was also drenched with water from the lake outside the window, but I found that this hand was even whiter than the previous hand. It was a pale complexion that even Aiko Tuyumen and Meng Tianyi would bow down to. Just a little bit later, this hand rubbed against the carved wooden window, and when the fingers were inserted into the wooden window shelf and pulled out, the toilet window was half opened.
Seeing this, the other hand followed suit and opened the other window. The window of the men's toilet on the first floor of the high-end club was wide open. Two people with two hands, with the sound of splashing water and covered with water, He braced himself from the lake water outside the window and climbed in.
One of these two is Ji Xuanyuan and the other is Edward.
The two drove to the address given by Wang Chengcheng, climbed over the wall and fell into an artificial lake with rippling waves.
The two of them swayed left and right in the lake like swimming fish, and followed the route given by Wang Chengcheng. The end of the route was outside a box, but no one could stand up in the lake, and the two were not fish, shrimp and crabs. It's easy to get lost in the water.
The two swam around in a daze, and were molested by a group of koi with their mouths wide open, before reaching a very stylish carved wood window.
Ji Xuanyuan volunteered to push the window, left and right, but the window remained motionless. He was about to violently destroy it. Duke Edward stretched out his hand and pulled, and Ji Xuanyuan changed from pushing to pulling awkwardly.
Ji Xuanyuan wiped the lake water and water plants on his face with a big hand, and sighed: "I cross her mother's Wang Chengcheng, the road is facing the sky, and we are not allowed to go. You and I are land creatures, and the sky flies, and let us go by water."
Ji Xuanyuan glanced at the two women who looked at him and Edward in amazement. He didn't care, turned his head and said the last sentence to Edward: "What is our human rights?"
Edward took out a small snow-white handkerchief from his pocket. The small handkerchief was already wet inside and out like everyone else. Edward twisted his hands and squeezed out a handful of lake water. He wiped his face and face with the small handkerchief. Hand, also sighed sincerely: "Mr. Long was joking, you and I are not human, talking about human rights, but I didn't expect Mr. Long to fly in the sky."
Ji Xuanyuan laughed: "Why are you so stupid, of course I am born on land, you are a bat that flies in the sky."
The corner of Edward's mouth twitched, and he threw the handkerchief casually, refusing to pay attention to the glutton any more, thinking that sooner or later Ji Xuanyuan, the glutton, would be defeated by his big mouth.
Ji Xuanyuan shook his head, followed Edward uncomfortably with his wet clothes on his face, and smiled brightly at Aiko Tsuchimikado, who was looking at her with a silent face: "Little Aiko, we See you again."
As soon as Edward stopped, there was a gust of wind around him, and Ji Xuanyuan, who fell behind, was already squatting in front of Aiko Tsuchimikado.
Aiko Tuyumen didn't move and let Ji Xuanyuan look at her, Ji Xuanyuan spread her hands, and said with a straight face: "Little friend, if you don't learn well at a young age, you can't learn what you can't learn, like a thief stealing things, quickly return my things to big brother Come back, or I'll spank your ass!"
Aiko Tuyumen blinked her eyes, her feet felt cold, the lake water from the corner of Ji Xuanyuan's forehead dripped onto her feet, Aiko slowly replied: "Uncle, I didn't bring the small bag with you, you have to take it back, I’m going to go back to my temporary residence with me.”
Ji Xuanyuan gave a "tsk", Tsuchimikado Aiko is a young human being, it seems that it is not feasible to deal with such a human being like an adult, eating it in one bite is too simple and violent, and cannot solve the fundamental problem .
Edward rolled up his sleeves, and stood behind Ji Xuanyuan to make a suggestion: "Xuanyuan, bring it directly to Wang Chengcheng. To be honest, please make a quick decision. Although the fragrance here is pleasant and the decoration is elegant-but it's a fucking men's room, right? ? I saw the urinal!"
Ji Xuanyuan nodded, and glanced at the human being lying next to Aiko's child. This human being was lying face down on the ground. He didn't know what his relationship with Tsuchimikado Aiko was, but neither of them had any feelings for Ji Xuanyuan and Edward's five goals. Interested in ignoring the past.
Ji Xuanyuan stretched out his long arms, like an eagle catching a chicken, stretched out its claws at the little girl who was backing away.
Nanako opened her mouth, and a sharp whistling sound burst out. The sound waves echoed left and right in the men's room, shaking Edward's head dizzily. He teleported to the female spirit in kimono by instinct, and strangled the female spirit without saying a word.
The female spirit bowed her head and gave Edward a resentful look. Edward's hands were empty, and the female spirit turned into formless black smoke.Aiko giggled, and the human skin paper figurine flew out of her shorts pocket. Ji Xuanyuan grabbed it with one hand, and it was sticky and slightly bounced. Looking again, there was only a "paper figurine" of unknown material in his hand.
The paper man doesn't feel like paper. Ji Xuanyuan waved his hand and felt a cold and greasy feeling of disgust. He turned around, put away the smile on his face, frowned and said disgustedly: "Little sister, you are really rude, big brother wants to Angry."
Aiko stood quietly opposite Ji Xuanyuan, Edward's figure flashed, a group of small bats surrounded by black smoke surrounded a large bat, chasing the black smoke transformed by the female spirit in a 360-degree circle in the men's bathroom.
Holding a puff of black smoke, Aiko raised his index finger and middle finger together, forming a horizontal line in front of him. Ji Xuanyuan's pair of big eyeballs are definitely beyond the reach of human beings—they shrank into two vertical pupils in an instant, and Aiko's two fingers slid across A rapidly disappearing silver light flashed in his eyeballs, Ji Xuanyuan shook his head and opened his mouth wide, his eyes, nose, eyebrows and eyebrows were all squeezed by the big mouth and disappeared.
Countless paper figurines flew towards Ji Xuanyuan in unison, and the men's bathroom was instantly filled with countless sounds of piercing through the air. Aiko's expressionless mouth curled away, and her paper figurines, which were as if they had been cut with a knife, were caught by the big man in front of her. The mouth monster swallowed it all.
"What kind of monster are you?" Aiko took a step back silently, at the same time she stuffed her fingers into her mouth, bit the tip of her teeth, and blood came out from her fingertips. Tears filled her eyes from the pain. Eyes and nose, only a mouth like a rift in East Africa across the huge face, suspecting that the monster in front of him is a greedy pig monster.
Ji Xuanyuan grinned with a big mouth, and his big head shook his head in a very unsophisticated shape. His huge mouth opened and closed and croaked: "If there is a way to heaven, you don't go, and if there is no way to hell, you just go. It's not a monster, a little onmyoji from Japan, you and I have no grievances, you said it's not good for you to steal someone's things, why did you steal mine?"
Aiko loosened her mouth, and sent out her fingertips, the sweet smell of blood on the tip of her tongue - she felt nauseous, she wanted to vomit, she calmly replied with tears in her eyes: "It's not good for you to catch anyone, but you want to catch the experimental one." Goods, that is our thing, uncle, you are the thief."
Ji Xuanyuan pounced forward and let out a "hum" with his big mouth: "The thing caught in my hand is mine, big brother is very angry, and now I want to eat you!"
Aiko stepped back, squatted with her left foot tripped over her right foot, and sat down on the ground. Aiko Tsuchimikado didn't panic either. She moved nimbly with her fingertips pointing upwards, drawing a finger in mid-air The talisman was completed, the blood droplets that emerged acted as ink, and the black cloud above the head was already wrestling with me in you and you in me, Nanako soon let out a painful wail.
Ji Xuanyuan jumped forward, and his big head brought his upper body down. It turned out that the weight of his head was also very objective after his head became bigger, which caused the upper and lower body to lose balance.
A big bat in the sky chirped and croaked: "Mr. Xuanyuan, can you do it? I have already caught this female spirit. Please hurry up and stop playing. I really don't want to stay here anymore." It's in the men's room!"
Ji Xuanyuan grabbed his head with both hands, supported his big head, supported his head with both hands and slowly stood up, he turned around and said: "Little sister, Big Gege is here to catch you!"
Tsuchimikado Aiko pushed up with five fingers expressionless, and the red blood talisman rushed to the sky. Edward roared, and Tsuchimikado Aiko crawled on the ground on all fours like a kitten, Ji Xuanyuan wobbled The big head chased after her, but the little sister didn't catch it, and was hit by a black bat that fell from the sky.
Ji Xuanyuan's head was hit by this blow, and he lost his balance again. A big horse with five bodies on the ground came lying down. He faced the ground first, and at the same time, he was secretly glad that there was only one mouth left on his face, otherwise his tall nose bridge would have been smashed His eyes were filled with tears, and there was a possibility of a comminuted fracture of the bridge of the nose.
The big bat limply covered Ji Xuanyuan's head. When Duke Edward was in human form, his breath smelled cold and tasteless, like a frozen man.
At this time, it turned into a furry bat. Ji Xuanyuan pouted his nose and clawed the big bat with his backhand. He always felt like a beast.
Ji Xuanyuan opened his huge mouth, and cursed in disgust: "Duke Edward, I don't know if it's an illusion, but your bat form smells like bat feces! It makes me feel very disgusted. You always talk behind my back in private, saying I'll eat anything, I don't fucking eat shit!"
Edward the Bat had circles in his eyes, pain in his body, and his head seemed to have a mild concussion. Stars appeared in his ears and eyes. He didn't know where it was and what year it was.
Aiko Tsuchimikado avoided the big bat that fell from the sky, and quickly switched her limbs to walk upright. She held a paper figurine between her fingers, and a wisp of black smoke attached to the paper figurine. He hesitated, turned and ran.
After Ji Xuanyuan finished cursing, he grabbed Edward's wings and threw it on the spot, screaming loudly, "Little bastard! How dare you run away!"
Edward the Bat opened his mouth to snot, and felt that he wanted to pass out. His petite bat body flew out in a 360-degree rotation, and threw it at Aiko.
Without looking back, Aiko threw a ceramic vial that he picked up from the ground, right in the middle of the soft belly of the bat, Edward and the bottle fell to the ground, the small ceramic vial exploded, and white smoke flew around it , shrouded and refused to disperse.
Ji Xuanyuan's head returned to normal size and facial features, his body flashed, and he squatted next to the little bat Edward. He said strangely: "What kind of spell is this white smoke?"
The white smoke entangled with the bats had already penetrated into Ji Xuanyuan's nostrils like life itself. Ji Xuanyuan took a breath, sneezed, and looked around in a daze: "Where is this? Why is I here?"
The white smoke repeatedly seemed to be endless. Meng Xiaojiang, who was lying face down on the ground with the corpse moved, raised his head slightly. During his breathing, a wisp of white smoke penetrated into Meng Xiaojiang's nostrils along the air.
But Ou Yang, the son of the great chosen one and the successor of Long Aotian, is naturally unwilling to fall into such difficulties.
Meng Xiaojiang finally told himself that his mouth was dry, he coughed, Ouyang immediately handed him a cup of tea, and Meng Xiaojiang drank most of it in one go.
Ouyang took this opportunity to exhaust his 18 years of sincerity, and said sincerely: "Man, why bother to get entangled in this kind of issue, besides, we have worked so hard to see each other today, not for the sake of coming Stuck on these questions, student Xiao Jiang, I just ask you to answer me one question!"
Meng Xiaojiang put down his teacup, and looked at Ouyang at this time, he looked very much like a normal boy, so he pondered for a second and replied Ouyang quickly replied: "You can ask."
Ouyang looked at Meng Xiaojiang intently: "In your eyes that day, that kimono girl was just a walking dead, right? You just answer me, yes or no?"
Every time Meng Xiaojiang wanted to forget the lady's horrifying appearance, he would be mentioned key words, and when others mentioned key words, the terrifying figure of the girl would appear in his mind.
The figure of the girl is really not flattering. Meng Xiaojiang covered her stomach with her right hand and felt a dull pain in her stomach. Enduring the pain, Meng Xiaojiang answered this question bitterly: "Yes, but please don't let me hurt you again." I think about it, and to be honest, I'm an atheist, but that doesn't stop me from being afraid of ghosts."
After getting the correct answer, Ouyang glanced at Meng Xiaojiang meaningfully: "The facts are in front of you, I advise you to abandon the old ideas as soon as possible, accept the reality, and face the real world positively!"
Meng Xiaojiang was more reluctant to think about anything, but his brain was against him. He kept thinking about the real face of the horrifying female ghost in kimono, and the kimono lady in his mind would not let him go.
The sun is shining outside the window, and the sun never sets until seven o'clock. The room is full of sunshine. Sitting there are two big boys, Ouyang and Meng Xiaojiang, who are full of yang energy.
But the shadow of the girl in kimono lingered in Meng Xiaojiang's mind, and he inexplicably felt that there was a gloomy yin lingering in his yang energy.
So Meng Xiaojiang shook his head sadly: "What did you say to me, an otaku, to accept reality? I'm sorry, but there is no love in the three-dimensional world. It's not easy for a person to live a lifetime. Let me immerse myself in the Two-dimensional world."
Ouyang said angrily, "Maybe the reality can't go your way, but it's better than being immersed in Two-dimensional false happiness!"
The pain in Meng Xiaojiang's stomach twitched with his large and small intestines. He stood up slowly while supporting the table, and said to Ouyang: "False happiness is better than real pain! Life should be enjoyed in time!"
Ouyang: "At the end of the false happiness, you will find that it is still pain—"
"Shut up!" Meng Xiaojiang decisively interrupted Ouyang's chicken soup for the soul, opened the door and ran out in pain with small steps, "I'll talk about it when I come back from the toilet!"
Tsuchimikado Aiko had just stepped out one foot, but before the other foot was out, the door of the next room opened and closed, and there was a clear and clear "bang".
Tsuchimikado Aiko's other foot froze when she was about to take a step, wondering whether she should immediately turn around and hide for a while, when she saw a thin young man running past her like a wind .
Unlike this windy young man who ran intently, Aiko Tsuchimikado glanced at him in one direction, and the appearance of this young man was imprinted in her eyeballs.
The young man's face is as tender as a boy's, and his complexion is very painful. It is Meng Xiaojiang who looks like he ran to the toilet after eating a bad stomach.
Tsuchimikado Aiko fumbled in her trouser pocket, and took out a small white paper figurine. She slapped it on the wall, and the paper figurine was in the shape of a thick stickman, with only a round head and a large character. body.
After being photographed by Aiko Tsuchimikado on the wall, the simple little paper man suddenly arched and bent its limbs slightly, and then made a stab like a gecko, crawled along the wall to the corner of the ceiling, and quickly chased Meng Xiaojiang's figure Never come back.
Only then did Aiko Tsuchyumen turn around. Meng Tianyi in the room sat still and did not give Aiko a look. Aiko Tsuchyumen glanced at him, waved her hand, and called, "Nanako, come with me!" stand up."
Nanako bent down and left the room arched, leaving the private room with Tsuchimikado Aiko.
Meng Xiaojiang ran all the way to the toilet in the clubhouse. The toilet in the clubhouse is just like the box style of the clubhouse. The antique style is very elegant. It is a contemporary Chinese ancient style toilet.
As soon as Meng Xiaojiang entered the toilet, he was first dizzy by the scent of sandalwood, and then he was stunned by the interior of the toilet, which was decorated with solid wood patterns. He suddenly thought that he had traveled through time and space, entered a men's toilet and traveled to ancient times.
However, in ancient times there must have been no sinks. With the huge mercury mirror next to the wall, Meng Xiaojiang chose a cubicle. There was no other person in the toilet at this time. It was so quiet that it could be called quiet. Meng Xiaojiang went into the cubicle, The flush toilet in the cubicle also looks like mahogany.
Taking off his pants and sitting on the toilet, his buttocks were shocked by the ice. Meng Xiaojiang took a deep breath, lowered his hips, and calmed down, trying to concentrate on the five grains reincarnation circuit. The sound of splashing water coming from the outside became clearer and audible.
The weird figure of the kimono girl has not had time to get out of my mind, and the Chinese ancient style is matched with the sound of water getting closer and closer. It is like a modern version of haunting in the daytime.
Meng Xiaojiang sat on the toilet with his heart beating like thunder, his hands and feet were cold and he didn't dare to move, he held his breath, looked down at his feet, and looked at the sunlight shining through the solid wooden door of the cubicle instead of looking at his eyes.
A few minutes passed quietly, and there was such a silence outside the door, Meng Xiaojiang thought to himself that he probably had an auditory hallucination, or the sound of splashing water might be someone flushing the toilet next door, he was too surprised.
Meng Xiaojiang figured it out so much, so he comforted him on the spot, his large and small intestines stopped convulsing, and he didn't pull out anything while sitting on the toilet, so he stood up as he was, lifted his pants, and pressed down on the toilet to flush.
After finishing all this, Meng Xiaojiang turned and pushed open the door, and at the same time said to himself in doubt: "Why do you think the sky is getting dark, is it seven o'clock now?"
Meng Xiaojiang pushed the door open with one hand, and took out his mobile phone with the other. There were two women outside the door, one tall and one short. Meng Xiaojiang saw the tall one first, and the tall woman looked at him softly with a gentle and charming smile on her face. , it was the kimono girl who was entangled with him endlessly in his brain.
Meng Xiaojiang's eyes moved down. She was a short girl with short pants and short sleeves, a ponytail, and a pair of big black eyeballs under her neat black bangs. The glazed egg in the water looked at him silently and coldly.
Meng Xiaojiang took a step back and closed the door with a "snap". He looked down at his phone and found that it was past five o'clock. It turned out that it wasn't that the sky outside was getting dark, but that there were two uninvited "female" standing at the door. , covering the light.
Meng Xiaojiang shivered, and was about to dial Ouyang's number to ask for support. He pressed down with his finger, and his eyes filled with tears. He realized that he didn't know the number of Ouyang's old cell phone.
Meng Xiaojiang is holding the mobile phone. At this time, the mobile phone does not distinguish between domestic and foreign countries, high or low. Meng Xiaojiang only wants the most basic function of making calls.
Behind him is the toilet, which smells like sandalwood, and in front of him is a carved wooden door. Outside the door, two women, one large and one small, seem to be waiting for him.
Meng Xiaojiang didn't dare to go out even with 1 guts. Ouyang's phone couldn't be dialed. He called up the cell phone address book, and his parents, sisters, and brothers swiped over their phone numbers, but none of them worked. near fire.
After thinking about it, Meng Xiaojiang had an idea, and with tears in his eyes, he remembered that he could call Yaoyaoling. He no longer hesitated. Although he also suspected that the people's police were catching ghosts-the power and authority were not equal, but it was difficult to find the police. in the minds of the general public.
Meng Xiaojiang swiped his finger to dial the phone, a white shadow flashed on the screen of the phone, and out of thin air a white paper man the size of a palm was pasted on the screen of his phone.
Meng Xiaojiang's fingers froze. A paper doll was not scary, but a paper doll that was automatically attached to his mobile phone without wind, as if it had self-awareness, was very weird.
Meng Xiaojiang took a deep breath and cheered herself up. The kimono girl outside the door was nearly 1.7 meters tall. Does it scare him——Meng Xiaojiang kept on doing nothing, flexing the thumb and index finger of the other hand to pinch the paper figurine, trying to tear the little thing off his phone.
He just pinched the body of the paper figurine, pinched it a little bit, and was about to tear it down, when the paper figurine was not only slightly smooth and paper-free, but also had a slippery and cold toughness.
Meng Xiaojiang wondered what kind of paper this was, and when the paper figurine pinched by him moved and arched, Meng Xiaojiang slipped his fingers and felt an indescribably slippery and disgusting feeling, and heard the paper figurine mumbling, " Hee hee hee hee" laughed out loud.
Laughter came from far to near, from top to bottom, densely surrounded the surroundings, Meng Xiaojiang slowly raised his head, the compartment had changed its appearance, the sky was dark, it turned out that the densely packed paper figurines on the top of the compartment were one by one A ceiling was built between the toilets in the men's toilet, and thousands of paper people laughed "hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee".
"Oh my god!" Meng Xiaojiang threw the phone back, and the latest iPhone fell into the toilet without any mistakes.
Meng Xiaojiang kept on doing nothing, opened the door in a panic and ran out. As soon as he opened the door, he greeted the two women outside. He yelled at the two strange women waiting for him outside the door with a crying voice: "You guys still have 3D Surround sound!"
Aiko Tsuchimikado tilted her head, revealing a little girl's innocence, and asked Nanako beside her, "What is 3D surround sound?"
Nanako sighed: "I don't know what it is. Sometimes I feel deeply sad. It turns out that besides the shortcoming of dying too early, I have been left behind by the times."
Listening to this conversation, Meng Xiaojiang almost shed tears without saying a word. He and the two women were only less than two meters away. The three circled around the center.
Meng Xiaojiang was fighting between the two, with nowhere to advance or retreat. The only tool for survival had fallen into the toilet, and he probably died prematurely.
Shocked to the depths, Meng Xiao Jiang gritted his teeth and couldn't pass out. His eyes moved from the face of the female ghost in kimono to the face of the little girl. The little girl was icy and cute, and she was already as beautiful as a porcelain doll at such a young age. appearance.
Meng Xiaojiang looked at the little girl, unwilling to give his eyes to the even more hideous girl who was foiled by him at all. He tried to probe and asked tremblingly: "You, you went to the wrong toilet. The next door is the toilet." Ladies toilet."
The little girl turned her head back, shook her head at Meng Xiaojiang and said, "We are here to find you."
Meng Xiaojiang also shook his head, and replied sincerely: "We don't know each other, even if we don't see each other forever, it's a very good choice!"
Aizi was taken aback, she chuckled, Meng Xiaojiang saw her smile, it was the snow doll that had melted into spring breeze, so she moved to the side calmly with small small steps.
The little girl laughed, with an immature voice that did not distinguish between men and women, and said to him crisply: "Meng Xiaojiang, you are really interesting."
Hearing the name suddenly, Meng Xiaojiang trembled, and the hot tears that had just dried up had a tendency to return. This time, he ran towards the door of the toilet regardless of the horror. , We are a big family of paper figurines who love each other and love each other.
The paper people have their own elasticity, not like those made of paper. Meng Xiaojiang was bounced so that he ran two steps back and took three steps back. The soft and fragrant body behind him wrapped his arms around him halfway, and did it for him. buffer.
Meng Xiaojiang turned her head with tears in her eyes, the girl in kimono gave him a gentle smile with her corpse-spotted pale face, and then thoughtfully let go and took a step back. As soon as he sat down, his head boomed, he didn't know where he was, he opened his mouth wide and roared out slowly and enthusiastically: "—Damn it ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
"Don't be afraid." Nanako looked down at the young man. If she hadn't investigated the young man's information, it would only make people think that he was still a big boy, a handsome and lovely young man, but the young man was actually twenty years old. Use the word young man The description is indeed very inappropriate.
Nanako looked at the young boy, smiled comfortingly and kindly: "We have no ill intentions towards you, and we will not hurt you."
Meng Xiaojiang stepped back on her buttocks, her head turned into a rattle, thinking that the kimono girl might not have a correct understanding of her appearance, and she didn't understand that she had a dead face on her face—or a face that had been dead for a long time. Body, it's hard to trust those words.
The girl blinked, and suddenly realized something, and the expression on her face changed immediately. She raised her arm, and the wide sleeve of the kimono covered half of her face. No, it seems that in the eyes of Meng Jun, the concubine must be very ugly."
Aiko stomped her feet on the spot, feeling that it would be boring to continue entanglement, she squatted down, and discussed with the frightened Meng Xiaojiang on an equal footing: "Mr. Xiao Jiang, please don't resist, and walk with us steadily. Come, see Master Meng. If you want to continue to resist, then I will use some special means to let you go with me."
Meng Xiaojiang tremblingly turned his eyes back to the little girl's face: "Go, where are you going? Who are you - what the hell?"
"I am an Onmyoji from your neighboring country." Aiko replied honestly.
Meng Xiaojiang stammered: "Ba, ba, ba la la, Little Demon Fairy?"
Aiko shook her head: "What is this thing? You can also regard me as a demon catcher if you say that you do as the Romans do."
Meng Xiaojiang stared at Aizi, Aizi said: "Do you know what a demon catcher is?"
"A classmate of mine also told me just now that he is a monster catcher." Meng Xiaojiang slowly got up, and he bent down and replied to the little girl very affectionately, "I think You and him should have more common language, so let me, an ordinary person, go."
Tsuchimikado Aiko also replied very sincerely: "You have a pair of yin and yang eyes, in your eyes, the world is different, Xiao Jiang-jun, you don't need to belittle yourself, you are not ordinary at all, and I don't want to use it against you." Shu Fa, please come with us honestly, so that you can be good to me as well."
Meng Xiaojiang felt that this trip was very bad, not like walking on the Sunshine Avenue, but it meant going to the alley of the underworld.
He has already burst into tears in his heart, thinking to his parents, sisters and brothers, I am going to be in trouble today, I love you very much, although you always persuade me to go out more and make friends, don't indulge in the Two-dimensional world , but the facts have proved that the reality is really terrible, cherish life, stay at home is the right thing!
Meng Xiaojiang shook his head, tears in his eyes: "If you use magic, what will happen to me?"
"Spirit drawing." Aiko Tsuchimikado said, "To be honest, I'm not very familiar with it, because I haven't used it on humans yet, but I'm already proficient in dogs. When it comes to humans, I heard that some people can use it. Therefore, the three souls and seven souls are incomplete."
Meng Xiaojiang doesn't know what will happen if the three souls and seven souls are incomplete, but just listening to it feels that the consequences are very serious.
With fresh hot tears in his eyes and refusing to shed, he retained his last dignity, and said to the little girl: "Then it's better to preserve my three souls and seven souls. As long as you tell me well about me, I have a very good temper." Yes, you said you invited me to come, why did you go to the men's toilet to block me so much, just block me, and even scare me with a paper man, I didn't say this invitation, it's very dishonest! "
Tuyumen Aiko spread her white and tender hands, and a paper figurine flew into her hand. Holding the paper figurine, Aiko sincerely replied to Meng Xiaojiang: "This is not a paper figurine, it's made of human skin." substitute."
Meng Xiaojiang was taken aback: "Human skin? This is really advanced."
After finishing speaking, Meng Xiaojiang's eyes darkened, and he really felt that a string in his brain broke with a creak. Aiko and Nanako fainted on the spot as soon as Xiao Jiangjun finished speaking. .
Aiko Tuyumen was taken aback by this sudden incident. She looked at Meng Xiaojiang who was paralyzed on the ground in confusion: "Does he have some hidden disease? I should carry him to Master Meng." Before, should we call 120 first? Master Meng wants a living person, not a dead body, right?"
Nanako also has no decision about this, she has always obeyed her master Aiko Tsuchimikado, even though the master is just a little girl, she is very ignorant in many cases, such as at this moment.
Aiko Tsuchimikado thought for a while, and without Nanako answering, she replied, "Master Meng is an adult and a school dad, let me call him and ask him."
After Aiko Tsuchimikado finished speaking, she took out her mobile phone, flying all over the sky, and holding the little hands, the giggling human skin paper people also flashed by afterimages, and finally there was only one paper figure left. The paper figurine flew into Aiko's shorts pocket with a bang, and lay there obediently.
Tsuchimikado Aiko dialed the phone, and the phone rang for a few seconds before it was connected. Tsuchimikado Aiko and Nanako turned their eyes to the innermost side of the toilet at the same time.The toilet is not a closed space. There is a large carved wooden window on the innermost wall. At this time, through the carved wooden window, with the sound of splashing water, one can clearly see a white and dripping hand stuck on the On the wooden window mullions.
This watery hand, whose effect can be called the birth of a water ghost, pushed the wooden window frame from the outside to the inside, but did not push it.
Aiko Tuyumen held the mobile phone, put the microphone to her ear, and got through. Master Meng's voice was like his own, with a gloomy, mean and ungrateful youthful voice, and said: "Aizi, after you leave, I will always I felt that today's incident was too coincidental, so I couldn't help but do a little calculation, and found that this place is near water, and today I am very unlucky for places near water, so I left first."
Aiko Tuyumen said "Yes", fortune-telling is Master Meng's old profession, she watched the dripping hand pushing and pushing the wooden window frame, and said to Master Meng: "Master Meng, what do you say?" That's right, this place seems to be haunted by water ghosts in broad daylight."
Meng Tianyi was silent on the other end of the phone for two seconds before continuing: "Then this water ghost must have strong mana, and he can crawl out of the water even under the scorching sun in summer. Aizi, you have to be careful. Evacuate first."
Aiko Tsuchimikado put down the phone and didn't answer any more. After Meng Tianyi finished speaking on the phone, she hung up the phone without any sincerity. She sat in the car with her legs crossed, and she had already left the senior club for 5 minutes.
Nanako shook her head: "It doesn't look like a spirit that died in the water."
That watery hand pushed the wooden window frame, but it still couldn't be pushed open. Seeing that it was slapping on the window frame without moving, there was another companion next to this hand.
The companion's hand was also drenched with water from the lake outside the window, but I found that this hand was even whiter than the previous hand. It was a pale complexion that even Aiko Tuyumen and Meng Tianyi would bow down to. Just a little bit later, this hand rubbed against the carved wooden window, and when the fingers were inserted into the wooden window shelf and pulled out, the toilet window was half opened.
Seeing this, the other hand followed suit and opened the other window. The window of the men's toilet on the first floor of the high-end club was wide open. Two people with two hands, with the sound of splashing water and covered with water, He braced himself from the lake water outside the window and climbed in.
One of these two is Ji Xuanyuan and the other is Edward.
The two drove to the address given by Wang Chengcheng, climbed over the wall and fell into an artificial lake with rippling waves.
The two of them swayed left and right in the lake like swimming fish, and followed the route given by Wang Chengcheng. The end of the route was outside a box, but no one could stand up in the lake, and the two were not fish, shrimp and crabs. It's easy to get lost in the water.
The two swam around in a daze, and were molested by a group of koi with their mouths wide open, before reaching a very stylish carved wood window.
Ji Xuanyuan volunteered to push the window, left and right, but the window remained motionless. He was about to violently destroy it. Duke Edward stretched out his hand and pulled, and Ji Xuanyuan changed from pushing to pulling awkwardly.
Ji Xuanyuan wiped the lake water and water plants on his face with a big hand, and sighed: "I cross her mother's Wang Chengcheng, the road is facing the sky, and we are not allowed to go. You and I are land creatures, and the sky flies, and let us go by water."
Ji Xuanyuan glanced at the two women who looked at him and Edward in amazement. He didn't care, turned his head and said the last sentence to Edward: "What is our human rights?"
Edward took out a small snow-white handkerchief from his pocket. The small handkerchief was already wet inside and out like everyone else. Edward twisted his hands and squeezed out a handful of lake water. He wiped his face and face with the small handkerchief. Hand, also sighed sincerely: "Mr. Long was joking, you and I are not human, talking about human rights, but I didn't expect Mr. Long to fly in the sky."
Ji Xuanyuan laughed: "Why are you so stupid, of course I am born on land, you are a bat that flies in the sky."
The corner of Edward's mouth twitched, and he threw the handkerchief casually, refusing to pay attention to the glutton any more, thinking that sooner or later Ji Xuanyuan, the glutton, would be defeated by his big mouth.
Ji Xuanyuan shook his head, followed Edward uncomfortably with his wet clothes on his face, and smiled brightly at Aiko Tsuchimikado, who was looking at her with a silent face: "Little Aiko, we See you again."
As soon as Edward stopped, there was a gust of wind around him, and Ji Xuanyuan, who fell behind, was already squatting in front of Aiko Tsuchimikado.
Aiko Tuyumen didn't move and let Ji Xuanyuan look at her, Ji Xuanyuan spread her hands, and said with a straight face: "Little friend, if you don't learn well at a young age, you can't learn what you can't learn, like a thief stealing things, quickly return my things to big brother Come back, or I'll spank your ass!"
Aiko Tuyumen blinked her eyes, her feet felt cold, the lake water from the corner of Ji Xuanyuan's forehead dripped onto her feet, Aiko slowly replied: "Uncle, I didn't bring the small bag with you, you have to take it back, I’m going to go back to my temporary residence with me.”
Ji Xuanyuan gave a "tsk", Tsuchimikado Aiko is a young human being, it seems that it is not feasible to deal with such a human being like an adult, eating it in one bite is too simple and violent, and cannot solve the fundamental problem .
Edward rolled up his sleeves, and stood behind Ji Xuanyuan to make a suggestion: "Xuanyuan, bring it directly to Wang Chengcheng. To be honest, please make a quick decision. Although the fragrance here is pleasant and the decoration is elegant-but it's a fucking men's room, right? ? I saw the urinal!"
Ji Xuanyuan nodded, and glanced at the human being lying next to Aiko's child. This human being was lying face down on the ground. He didn't know what his relationship with Tsuchimikado Aiko was, but neither of them had any feelings for Ji Xuanyuan and Edward's five goals. Interested in ignoring the past.
Ji Xuanyuan stretched out his long arms, like an eagle catching a chicken, stretched out its claws at the little girl who was backing away.
Nanako opened her mouth, and a sharp whistling sound burst out. The sound waves echoed left and right in the men's room, shaking Edward's head dizzily. He teleported to the female spirit in kimono by instinct, and strangled the female spirit without saying a word.
The female spirit bowed her head and gave Edward a resentful look. Edward's hands were empty, and the female spirit turned into formless black smoke.Aiko giggled, and the human skin paper figurine flew out of her shorts pocket. Ji Xuanyuan grabbed it with one hand, and it was sticky and slightly bounced. Looking again, there was only a "paper figurine" of unknown material in his hand.
The paper man doesn't feel like paper. Ji Xuanyuan waved his hand and felt a cold and greasy feeling of disgust. He turned around, put away the smile on his face, frowned and said disgustedly: "Little sister, you are really rude, big brother wants to Angry."
Aiko stood quietly opposite Ji Xuanyuan, Edward's figure flashed, a group of small bats surrounded by black smoke surrounded a large bat, chasing the black smoke transformed by the female spirit in a 360-degree circle in the men's bathroom.
Holding a puff of black smoke, Aiko raised his index finger and middle finger together, forming a horizontal line in front of him. Ji Xuanyuan's pair of big eyeballs are definitely beyond the reach of human beings—they shrank into two vertical pupils in an instant, and Aiko's two fingers slid across A rapidly disappearing silver light flashed in his eyeballs, Ji Xuanyuan shook his head and opened his mouth wide, his eyes, nose, eyebrows and eyebrows were all squeezed by the big mouth and disappeared.
Countless paper figurines flew towards Ji Xuanyuan in unison, and the men's bathroom was instantly filled with countless sounds of piercing through the air. Aiko's expressionless mouth curled away, and her paper figurines, which were as if they had been cut with a knife, were caught by the big man in front of her. The mouth monster swallowed it all.
"What kind of monster are you?" Aiko took a step back silently, at the same time she stuffed her fingers into her mouth, bit the tip of her teeth, and blood came out from her fingertips. Tears filled her eyes from the pain. Eyes and nose, only a mouth like a rift in East Africa across the huge face, suspecting that the monster in front of him is a greedy pig monster.
Ji Xuanyuan grinned with a big mouth, and his big head shook his head in a very unsophisticated shape. His huge mouth opened and closed and croaked: "If there is a way to heaven, you don't go, and if there is no way to hell, you just go. It's not a monster, a little onmyoji from Japan, you and I have no grievances, you said it's not good for you to steal someone's things, why did you steal mine?"
Aiko loosened her mouth, and sent out her fingertips, the sweet smell of blood on the tip of her tongue - she felt nauseous, she wanted to vomit, she calmly replied with tears in her eyes: "It's not good for you to catch anyone, but you want to catch the experimental one." Goods, that is our thing, uncle, you are the thief."
Ji Xuanyuan pounced forward and let out a "hum" with his big mouth: "The thing caught in my hand is mine, big brother is very angry, and now I want to eat you!"
Aiko stepped back, squatted with her left foot tripped over her right foot, and sat down on the ground. Aiko Tsuchimikado didn't panic either. She moved nimbly with her fingertips pointing upwards, drawing a finger in mid-air The talisman was completed, the blood droplets that emerged acted as ink, and the black cloud above the head was already wrestling with me in you and you in me, Nanako soon let out a painful wail.
Ji Xuanyuan jumped forward, and his big head brought his upper body down. It turned out that the weight of his head was also very objective after his head became bigger, which caused the upper and lower body to lose balance.
A big bat in the sky chirped and croaked: "Mr. Xuanyuan, can you do it? I have already caught this female spirit. Please hurry up and stop playing. I really don't want to stay here anymore." It's in the men's room!"
Ji Xuanyuan grabbed his head with both hands, supported his big head, supported his head with both hands and slowly stood up, he turned around and said: "Little sister, Big Gege is here to catch you!"
Tsuchimikado Aiko pushed up with five fingers expressionless, and the red blood talisman rushed to the sky. Edward roared, and Tsuchimikado Aiko crawled on the ground on all fours like a kitten, Ji Xuanyuan wobbled The big head chased after her, but the little sister didn't catch it, and was hit by a black bat that fell from the sky.
Ji Xuanyuan's head was hit by this blow, and he lost his balance again. A big horse with five bodies on the ground came lying down. He faced the ground first, and at the same time, he was secretly glad that there was only one mouth left on his face, otherwise his tall nose bridge would have been smashed His eyes were filled with tears, and there was a possibility of a comminuted fracture of the bridge of the nose.
The big bat limply covered Ji Xuanyuan's head. When Duke Edward was in human form, his breath smelled cold and tasteless, like a frozen man.
At this time, it turned into a furry bat. Ji Xuanyuan pouted his nose and clawed the big bat with his backhand. He always felt like a beast.
Ji Xuanyuan opened his huge mouth, and cursed in disgust: "Duke Edward, I don't know if it's an illusion, but your bat form smells like bat feces! It makes me feel very disgusted. You always talk behind my back in private, saying I'll eat anything, I don't fucking eat shit!"
Edward the Bat had circles in his eyes, pain in his body, and his head seemed to have a mild concussion. Stars appeared in his ears and eyes. He didn't know where it was and what year it was.
Aiko Tsuchimikado avoided the big bat that fell from the sky, and quickly switched her limbs to walk upright. She held a paper figurine between her fingers, and a wisp of black smoke attached to the paper figurine. He hesitated, turned and ran.
After Ji Xuanyuan finished cursing, he grabbed Edward's wings and threw it on the spot, screaming loudly, "Little bastard! How dare you run away!"
Edward the Bat opened his mouth to snot, and felt that he wanted to pass out. His petite bat body flew out in a 360-degree rotation, and threw it at Aiko.
Without looking back, Aiko threw a ceramic vial that he picked up from the ground, right in the middle of the soft belly of the bat, Edward and the bottle fell to the ground, the small ceramic vial exploded, and white smoke flew around it , shrouded and refused to disperse.
Ji Xuanyuan's head returned to normal size and facial features, his body flashed, and he squatted next to the little bat Edward. He said strangely: "What kind of spell is this white smoke?"
The white smoke entangled with the bats had already penetrated into Ji Xuanyuan's nostrils like life itself. Ji Xuanyuan took a breath, sneezed, and looked around in a daze: "Where is this? Why is I here?"
The white smoke repeatedly seemed to be endless. Meng Xiaojiang, who was lying face down on the ground with the corpse moved, raised his head slightly. During his breathing, a wisp of white smoke penetrated into Meng Xiaojiang's nostrils along the air.
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