I can't get enough to feed you

But both parents are of the same breed. They are good business partners and good partners. They have been on duty together for many years to perform tasks. It is common to see no one for ten days and a half months. I wonder if my parents have died outside.

Parents are absent all the year round, and Ouyang does not love his parents, although sometimes he wonders whether his parents have forgotten that there is still a son waiting for them at home.

But on the whole, without the discipline of his parents, Ouyang learned spells from his grandma, and lived a fulfilling and happy life, and he never hated his parents. He has always followed his parents as an example, and determined to become an excellent monster catcher ——This is the idea of ​​the first elementary school.

As he grows older, by the second grade of junior high school, Ouyang has changed from aspiring to be an excellent monster catcher to a domineering and mighty Long Aotian. After reading various online novels and cartoons, Ouyang I deeply feel that since I am gifted with supernatural powers, I shouldn't live my life like ordinary people.

Back then, Ouyang's father and Ouyang's mother had been away on business for two months and had a one-month vacation, and the two accompanied their son.

Ouyang suddenly became violent, swearing to the death that he would not go to school again, and published a long and eloquent Long Aotian plan. In the end of the plan, the world in Ouyang's mouth has become rotten, and both humans and monsters have fallen into the dark world Unable to extricate themselves, urgently waiting for Ou Aotian to rescue him.

Ou's father and Ou's mother were dumbfounded when they heard it, thinking that their son had been bewitched.

After getting deep into his son's inner spiritual world, he confiscated a batch of online novels and gave them to Ou Yang for some mixed doubles. went to school.

After that year, now four years have passed, Ou's parents thought that Ouyang had changed his mind and graduated from secondary school, but this time Ouyang ran to the office in the middle of the night and bumped into Chairman Wang Chengcheng, Ou Minglang found out The son probably became more and more ill, and there was no hope of graduating from secondary school.

Ou's mother felt that her son's behavior was still normal and not as badly ill as before, but Ou Minglang always secretly urged his wife to send Ouyang to a mental hospital. He felt that the 14-year-old Ouyang could still speak The thinking is naive, and Ouyang is still like this. This is a mental problem at all!

Ou's mother naturally didn't think her son had mental problems. Before going home this time, Ou's mother took her husband to talk with an educational psychologist who charges on time and is very expensive.

Experts in educational psychology are well-informed. A little boy like Ouyang has seen not only [-], but also [-]. He thinks that Ouyang's symptoms are just a small case, and he is not as serious as the symptoms of Internet addicted girls and boys. Call a special agency.

Ouma paid a lot of money, and finally got some advice from educational psychologists, which can be said to be quotable and long.

The length of the suggestion made Ou Ma and Ou Dad feel dizzy after hearing it. After listening to it, the two found that they could hear it in the left ear and out in the right ear, and finally their heads were empty.

Educational psychology experts are naturally good-tempered, and finally delayed for half an hour, reducing the long text to a few concise suggestions.

There are several sub-headings under the main heading, and several sub-headings range from accompanying parents to guiding children's spiritual world. Although the educational psychologist is an expert, he is just an ordinary person who does not know that there are monsters and evil spirits in the world.

Ou’s parents ruled out a few accusations that Ouyang lacked the company of his parents and grew up with Two-dimensional company. As a result, he imagined that there are monsters and ghosts in the world. He was a demon catcher. After picking and choosing, he found that there was only one suggestion in the end. try it.

Ouyang thought that after listening to his mother's nagging and caring, even if the task was completed, he also saw that Ou's mother didn't take the trouble he caused this time to heart, and he didn't seem angry at all.

Ouyang's heart moved, and he smiled more respectfully: "Mom, Dad confiscated my mobile phone, do you know?"

Ou's mother touched her son's head and smiled slightly: "I know, your mobile phone was confiscated because of the consideration of letting you study hard. Now there are too many functions of smart phones. You are a senior in high school after the summer vacation. Now you should devote yourself wholeheartedly. It’s about preparing for the college entrance examination.”

When Ouyang heard this, he thought to himself that I was going to catch demon masters in the future. In college, with his grades, it would be a fantasy to get into 985. He needed to work harder to get into 211, but he didn't consider 211985. With his current grades, it is still no problem to get into an ordinary first-year school, and it is even easier to get into a second-year school.

And even if it is of any use to be admitted to university, Ouyang looked at his mother puzzled: "Mom, even if I go to university, the job I have to do after graduation must not match my major. Is there any university in this world that has the ability to catch up?" Is the magician professional?"

Naturally, no university in the world has such feudal and superstitious majors. Ou Ma shook her head: "Many college students graduate with wrong majors. You don't have to worry about this. Going to college is mainly for you to have such an experience, this education Through the process, you can get in touch with more outstanding students from all over the world, broaden your horizons, and expand your way of thinking.”

Ouyang couldn't hold back, and snorted. Ou's father looked on coldly and Ou's mother smiled patiently and asked, "Yangyang, do you really don't want to go to college? What do you think?"

Ou Yang closed his mouth, then opened it again and said with a grin, "I didn't say I won't go to college, but now in the whole class, everyone has a mobile phone. I don't have one. In fact, it's very out of place. If you are not careful, you will be excluded by your classmates, and you will be isolated by the whole class in the end."

When Ou Ma heard this, she asked in confusion, "Every student now has a mobile phone?"

Ouyang rolled his eyes: "There are also some students from difficult families who don't have them, but those who don't have them are very few, and some are the majority. Mom, since you want me to be the life trajectory of the majority of students who went to high school and college, You shouldn't be the part of the people who want me to be a minority."

Ou Minglang thought to himself, what he said was like farting, but Ou Ma smiled softly and opened her hand, it was Ouyang's domestic thousand yuan smart phone.

The domestic thousand yuan smart phone is naturally not as smooth as the Apple mobile phone. Ouyang has always disliked this mobile phone. He originally planned to work during the summer vacation to earn money for Apple, but after losing this thousand yuan smart phone, Ouyang found out that it is also the same. It's wonderful!

Seeing Ou Ma take out the mobile phone, Ou Yang subconsciously stretched out his claws to take it back, showing the tip of his hand, Ou Yang looked at Ou Ma dubiously: "What does this mean, you really gave it back to me?"

Ou Minglang snorted again coldly like an arhat: "Would you like it, don't give it back to me, I didn't buy this phone for you!"

Ouyang said in his heart, I asked you to buy me an Apple mobile phone, but if you didn’t buy it for me, I took a step back and bought a domestically produced flagship phone and barely used it, but it turned out that my father was indeed my father, you think I don’t know Well, this domestic thousand yuan machine is still an additional gift for you to spend.

But no matter how bad it is, after losing it, Ouyang also realized the preciousness of this worthless mobile phone. For Ouyang, who is shy and empty, he has already bowed down for his mobile phone first, not for his future great cause.

Ouyang stretched out his claws, grabbed the thousand yuan machine in his mother's hand, and sang praises very respectfully: "Mom, as expected, only mothers are good in the world!"

Ou's mother didn't move at all with a smile, it's better to be quiet than to stop. The first step to solve the son's problem is to return the mobile phone. Anyway, it's summer vacation, at worst, after school starts, Ouyang's grades will be considered before considering whether to confiscate the mobile phone again.

Ouyang wanted to return the phone, and his attitude changed 180 degrees, but it didn't change, and Ouyang didn't dare to make too much of a fuss.He saw that his parents obviously had something to say, and as long as the phone was returned at this time, Ouyang thought that he could still listen to his parents' nagging by pinching his nose.

If the parents have any other requirements, it will not hurt him to listen first. Anyway, after listening to it, if he is not obedient, he can take it as a fart from his parents. If he lets go, he will have nothing.

Ouyang's expectation was good. After Ou's mother finished speaking, Ou Minglang slapped her palm and turned her son's head in the opposite direction. In Ouyang's eyes, Ou's mother's gentle and beautiful face immediately turned into Ou's father's. Chinese character face.

Ou Minglang has a square face with a broad nose, thick eyebrows and big eyes, and a small circle of beard stubble on his chin. If he takes the decadent route, he is also a very handsome and sharp uncle.

But Ou Minglang didn't take the route of the sharp uncle, he took the route of Zhong Kui, who is righteous in heaven and kills demons. He has thick lips, eyes are not eyes, and nose is not nose. First, he said what educational psychologists told him.

These words try to be reasonable and present the facts, and the words are very fair and polite. On the one hand, Ou Minglang felt that these words were very similar to the office announcement documents they saw, which was a replica of the official tone, and on the other hand, he felt that these words were very literary. Literacy.

Ou Yang listened in horror to his father's persuasion not to escape reality and to face life bravely. Ou Minglang's mouth was dry, and when he looked at it, he couldn't help frowning and said: "What kind of expression do you have? Why does it seem like I'm going to beat you up?"

欧洋好汉不吃眼前亏，父爱向来如山，巴掌坚固正如山中大理石，他脖子一缩老实回道：“您那表情就很像要揍我一顿。”

When Ou Minglang heard this, his eyes widened: "Damn it, I just wanted to beat you up. You said you didn't learn anything well. You stole my seal and ran to the office in a whimsical way. It's luck that nothing happened. If something happened , In fact, something happened, your father's bonus was still deducted for three months!"

Ouyang didn't expect that there would be a follow-up, so he asked in surprise, "How much will it cost?"

Ou Minglang sighed: "It's not much, just ten thousand yuan."

"Ten thousand yuan is not much?" Ouyang almost burst into tears on the spot, "You don't pay attention to the five-figure dad, you buy me a mobile phone, you think I don't know, you still give me the phone bill Sent!"