I can't get enough to feed you

Ji Xuanyuan turned around with quick eyes and hands, and opened his arms to catch Meng Xiaojiang in his arms. Meng Xiaojiang threw himself on Ji Xuanyuan's long arms head-on, avoiding the fate of falling on a big horse.

He touched the back of his head with one hand, while raising his head, Ji Xuanyuan lowered his head and said with undisguised genuine concern: "Xiao Jiang, are you okay?"

"I'm fine..." Meng Xiaojiang looked at the face in front of him, and found that Ji Xuanyuan's eyelashes were long and dense. When his eyelids quivered, the eyelashes trembled, and the long eyelashes were like a dark clump. In the forest, in the dense and dark forest, there is a pair of big eyes that are far away and the dark river is surging.

For the first time, he discovered that black can be so beautiful.Black is as beautiful as Ji Xuanyuan's eyeballs and eyelashes.

Liu Ziyi looked suspiciously at Meng Xiaojiang who was standing there with a blushing face, Ouyang covered his nose and asked with tears in his eyes: "Meng Xiaojiang, what are you doing!"

Meng Xiaojiang glanced at Liu Ziyi faintly, Liu Ziyi didn't know what was going on, the more he looked at this young man, the more gay he felt. Even with Ji Xuanyuan and Ouyang, Liu Ziyi felt that he smelled a little love.

Liu Ziyi hates homosexuals the most in her life. No matter what kind of man she is, she thinks she is pure and flirtatious, and there must be one that can make a man kneel under her pomegranate skirt.

Only gays have the same sexual orientation and aesthetics as her, and love all kinds of handsome guys, so gays can't appreciate Liu Ziyi's feminine beauty.

As for men who can't appreciate Liu Ziyi's feminine charm, Liu Ziyi decisively classifies them as men, and treats them equally as the third sex.

Meng Xiaojiang looked at Liu Ziyi who was standing opposite without saying a word. Liu Ziyi completely ignored Ouyang and Meng Xiaojiang, and her eyes fell on Ji Xuanyuan without concealing it.

Meng Xiaojiang ignored the discomfort in her heart, and whispered back to Ouyang: "She smiled at me just now, and I was shocked..."

Ouyang went to see Liu Ziyi puzzled, and thought that this aunt is very beautiful, even in terms of age, she is 25-[-], I, a high school student, should call her auntie, otherwise she can be used as my harem on the road of Long Aotian one.

"When she smiles at you, you startled?" Ouyang's eyes twitched, and his eyeballs rolled again, and his inexplicable expression quickly turned into a weird smile.

Ouyang leaned over to Meng Xiaojiang's side, elbowed Meng Xiaojiang, and whispered into Meng Xiaojiang's ear: "You are a virgin, you are so scared when a beautiful woman smiles at you? You are so frightened! The face of my compatriots."

Liu Ziyi was neither deaf nor blind. Although her eyes stuck to Ji Xuanyuan's face uncontrollably, it still did not prevent her from hearing what Ouyang said.

Liu Ziyi has never been on the boyfriend candidate list for little brothers like Meng Xiaojiang and Ouyang, but the handsome little brother teases and flirts, but it is also very interesting and fun.

Liu Ziyi shook her head briefly, tearing her eyeballs off Ji Xuanyuan's face. She looked at the silent Meng Xiaojiang with red lips, and sent a smiling look.

Meng Xiaojiang was in unspeakable distress, and Ji Xuanyuan also gave him a questioning look like a curious baby, and Ji Xuanyuan was more direct than Ouyang, so he asked directly: "Xiao Jiang, do you like this type? So you like it?" Are you older than yourself?"

Meng Xiaojiang saw that the misunderstanding was getting deeper and deeper, between politeness and his own chastity, he spoke decisively, and replied softly and aggrieved: "No, when you opened the door, I suddenly smiled at the long-haired woman... …I thought I was seeing a ghost in broad daylight.”

The audience was silent for a moment, and Ouyang let out a "tsk", realizing that Meng Xiaojiang, the owner of yin and yang eyes, had a harder life than he imagined.

But Ji Xuanyuan was already grinning hahaha, Liu Ziyi looked at Meng Xiaojiang, and then at the laughing Ji Xuanyuan, she gritted her teeth, and chopped her foot bitterly, facing Ji Xuanyuan and Meng Xiaojiang He Ouyang and the other three said angrily, "Wait!"

After that, he turned his head and left.Meng Xiaojiang and Ji Xuanyuan were left with a heroic figure with wooden swords on their backs.

Ouyang sighed and said, "There is a modern Mu Guiying's demeanor. It's a pity that you were born before I was born. I was already old when I was born. I wish I was born on the same day as you. Every day is good to you!"

Meng Xiaojiang and Ji Xuanyuan walked towards the stairs side by side, Ji Xuanyuan asked: "What is that idiot talking about?"

Meng Xiaojiang's novels mainly focus on male fantasy and sci-fi heroes. Male novels focus on upgrading and fighting monsters, and are not good at love. source.

He replied honestly to Ji Xuanyuan: "It should be a poem. It seems to be about a pair of lovers. One was born early and the other was born late. The ages are too wrong, so one of them hopes to be with the other. A person born on the same day."

"You two don't wait for me!" Ouyang caught up with Meng Xiaojiang and Ji Xuanyuan in two or three steps. Hearing Meng Xiaojiang's last words, Ouyang rolled his eyes, "Xiao Jiang, Xiao Jiang, isn't it? I said, why don’t you have any literary talent at all, and the beauty of your translation is gone. The original poem is so sad and beautiful, and your plain language sounds like a sister and brother moaning without illness.”

Ji Xuanyuan nodded "Oh", and suddenly realized: "It turns out that there have been poems about the relationship between sisters and younger brothers so long ago. No wonder they all say that they use the past to satirize the present. History is the mirror of the present. It turns out that it is the things that are experienced now. In the history can be found. The ancients have already said everything.”

Ouyang was even more distressed, and with new and old grudges, he followed Ji Xuanyuan out of the villa without paying attention, and Ouyang kept blaming Ji Xuanyuan: "Okay, okay, Mr. Xuanyuan, I thought we were friends too. Yes, but what did you say to Mr. Morijiro, as if me and you, and Meng Xiaojiang are two people, we are obviously not together, you can't be so ungrateful!"

Ji Xuanyuan thought about it, and replied politely: "Student Ouyang, actually, I have a question to ask you. You are a national civil servant, so you can solve a supernatural incident like Mr. Mori Jiro. If it is done, can you How much did you get paid?"

Ouyang gave Ji Xuanyuan a fair look again: "Comrade Ji Xuanyuan, what are you talking about, the demon catchers of our Eastern Warlock Alliance are all good comrades who slay demons and eliminate demons, and calm the world. In the mouth, why did our good deeds for the people change?"

Ji Xuanyuan said "Oh": "So it's free work, no pay, no salary? Then how do you support yourself?"

Ouyang pouted: "It is the policy of our office not to take needles and threads from the people. Salary, of course, is paid. After becoming an official permanent staff, according to different grades, there are seven or eight thousand a month plus five insurances. One gold."

"Seven or eight thousand?" Ji Xuanyuan pondered for a while, then turned to ask Meng Xiaojiang, "Xiao Jiang, how much is the house price in Shanghai?"

Meng Xiaojiang replied listlessly: "It's about [-] to [-] yuan."

Ji Xuanyuan took a breath, and he quickly calculated in his mind that if he wanted to buy a house of 600 square meters, it would cost 200 million. He thought that getting 200 million from Mori Jiro was already a fortune—unexpectedly, [-] million It's only enough for one bedroom!

"You Eastern Warlock Alliance, are you going to share the house?" Ji Xuanyuan swallowed, and felt frightened for the first time since he lost his memory—under the shadow of Shanghai's housing prices, he felt himself trembling!

Ouyang said in surprise as if he couldn't understand a creature: "How can it be possible to divide the room? There is such a good thing, and there is no need to try every means to attract those monster catchers to join the office every year."

Ji Xuanyuan thought about it, and silently looked at Ouyang with a slight frown between his brows. Ouyang was startled: "Why are you looking at me like that? I'm a little scared——what do you want?"

Ji Xuanyuan's eyes were full of sympathy: "It's hard to live. I said that the salary you get is a thousand miles away from the house price."

Ouyang: "..."

Ji Xuanyuan changed his tone again, and continued with a smile: "But this is really high-spirited! You are really good young people in the new century, and you are truly good public servants who have selflessly dedicated themselves to serving the people."

Listening to what Ji Xuanyuan said, Ouyang thought about his parents, who spent most of their lives in the mountains and rain, and their parents also encountered powerful monsters. In a sense, they were also risking their lives to catch monsters The real danger is serving the masses.

Thinking about the big villa of Meng Xiaojiang's family, the small villa where the Japanese old man Mori Jiro lived, he paid Ji Xuanyuan 200 million easily... Ouyang suddenly felt sad, his eyes rolled, He dared to speak to Ji Xuanyuan and said, "Mr. Xuanyuan, I won't argue with you about what you said before."

Ji Xuanyuan: "Hee hee, what are you fussing about with me? Come and listen to me."

Ou Yangquan thought that Ji Xuanyuan's words were farting, and he didn't hear it when it blew away. He continued with a shy face: "Although we don't take every needle and thread from the people, the people insist on showing love to us. This is also the responsibility of the people." Mind, it's polite to refuse once, so I won't refuse a second time. So the 200 million—"

Ouyang hooked his fingers, looked at Ji Xuanyuan in a daze, and swallowed: "We help each other catch demons and exorcise evil spirits, how will we divide the money?"

Ji Xuanyuan: "Hee hee, did I say I want to divide you up?"

Meng Xiaojiang listened to Ji Xuanyuan's giggles, and felt that Ji Xuanyuan probably used the mobile phone to connect to the Internet and didn't know what platform he had touched. He learned this very cheap onomatopoeia from the majority of netizens.

Looking at Ouyang again, he turned his eyes sideways and said angrily, "Stop laughing!"

Ji Xuanyuan said happily: "Hehehehe, don't you think this kind of laughter is wonderful?"

Meng Xiaojiang chuckled, Ji Xuanyuan turned his head, and smiled brightly at Meng Xiaojiang. Meng Xiaojiang saw that Ouyang's face was flushed, so he shook his head with a suppressed smile: "Don't tease Ouyang, Ouyang Yang is really going to be angry."

Only then did Ji Xuanyuan's complexion change, and he returned to normal in an instant. He raised his eyebrows and replied to Ouyang: "If you help me, you will have a share of the reward."

Ouyang made a quick calculation in his mind, and his eyes were frozen: "The three of us will share equally, 66 points, 666 six... million, oh my god, how many iPhones can this buy!"

Meng Xiaojiang replied speechlessly: "You can buy 66, why do you use an Apple mobile phone to reflect the value of this money?"

Ouyang immediately looked at Meng Xiaojiang and Ji Xuanyuan jealously, seeing that Meng Xiaojiang and Ji Xuanyuan were inexplicable, Ouyang thought to himself that each of you uses Apple mobile phones, and I use a domestic thousand yuan mobile phone - the damn thing is to pay for the phone call. Yes, a full man doesn't know a hungry man's hunger, so standing and talking won't hurt your back!

"Who said it should be divided equally?" Ji Xuanyuan blinked his big eyes, and smiled politely at Ouyang, "You get one, and Xiao Jiang and I get nine and then split it equally. You can only get one-tenth of the reward, or Now that I'm sure you did assist me in solving the problem."

66 million suddenly became 666, which can be described as a qualitative leap. It suddenly decreased by two-thirds, and 20 iPhones became 66. There are rows of iPhones in front of Ouyang Flapping wings flew away.

He was angry from the edge of his guts, gritted his teeth and asked Ji Xuanyuan angrily: "Why can I only get one-tenth of the reward?"

Ji Xuanyuan looked at Ouyang coolly: "From the beginning, you never thought about getting extra remuneration from Mori Jiro, that is, from the beginning, if I hadn't clarified my point of view, you would have followed blindly You go, Xiaojiang and I, including you, won't get these rewards at all, right?"

Ouyang was furious, and came faster and walked faster, Ji Xuanyuan chuckled: "I will give you a tenth, at least you still have 20 to take. According to your original idea, you don't even have 20."

"You, classmate Ouyang—" Ji Xuanyuan pointed at himself with a backhand, and hummed, "Why don't you kneel down and thank me, Master Xuanyuan?"

"I...I..." Ouyang let out a "bah", turned around and left, "Thank you, big-headed ghost!"

"Where are you going?" Seeing Ouyang turn around and leave, Meng Xiaojiang subconsciously chased two steps forward, stopped after two steps, Meng Xiaojiang thought, why should I chase him.

Ouyang shouted without looking back: "I'm going to inspect the surroundings of the villa, can I do some preparations?"

As soon as Ouyang left, only Meng Xiaojiang and Ji Xuanyuan were left, and they walked around the villa leisurely and leisurely.

Meng Xiaojiang talked to Ji Xuanyuan in a good-tempered manner, signaling him not to tease Ouyang, and Ji Xuanyuan replied with a smile: "Don't you think Ouyang is very interesting to tease?"

Meng Xiaojiang pushed others out of himself, and Ouyang and him were not considered relatives or friends. It seemed like a random disaster, and out of nowhere, such a boy with secondary illness appeared in his life.

Although Ouyang initially acted more like a mentally ill person talking nonsense, Meng Xiaojiang and Ji Xuanyuan heard a story about catching demon masters and evil spirits. ran out.

Ouyang left Meng Xiaojiang and Ji Xuanyuan angrily. There was a section of wall around the villa, and a section of bushes tall enough for a person. There was a bush between them. Half of Ouyang's anger disappeared, but nothing disappeared. The more he thought about Ji Xuanyuan's words, The more I think about the allocation quota of 200 million, the more sad I can't help myself.

Ouyang murmured to himself: "My parents use iPhones, and Meng Xiaojiang also uses them. Meng Xiaojiang also bought an iPhone for Ji Xuanyuan, whom I have only known for a few days, but I have neither amnesia nor mental illness." Normal good young people are using the domestic thousand yuan mobile phone that is given away as a phone bill. Forget it, now the domestic thousand yuan mobile phone has been confiscated, and there is only one knock-off phone with a keyboard. They are all human, why is there such a big difference... ..."

Ouyang raised his head 45 degrees, and the tears in his eyes were dazzled by the afternoon sun. He was sweating sadly and said sadly: "Meng Xiaojiang and Ji Xuanyuan are mentally ill, do you think I don't know that they still go to the tertiary hospital for psychiatry? I am a normal person, and I took the two mentally ill patients to kill demons and eliminate demons. It’s fine if you don’t thank me, why am I so miserable? My Apple phone, my 60 woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo

Separated by a bush, on the other side, bodyguard Ah Qiang, wearing a bluetooth headset, met Liu Ziyi, who was wearing a wireless headset. The lush bushes heard what Ouyang said clearly.

Ouyang was so sad for a few seconds, his expression changed, he took out a stack of talisman papers he had drawn by himself from his trouser pocket, and looked around, the villa was an evil gate, just as Ji Xuanyuan said, it was full of Yin Qi, he It is because there is no yin and yang eye that can see whether there is an evil spirit, unless the evil spirit shows up on its own initiative, or is trapped in a formation and is injured.

Since Ji Xuanyuan said that there are no evil spirits, the yin energy is very strange. Ouyang wanted to bury a few talisman papers in the four corners of the villa, but he saw that there were not many talisman papers in his hand, and Ouyang walked forward. Go: "Hey, a good knife still has to be used on the blade, I'd better keep it for dealing with evil spirits."

Liu Ziyi and bodyguard A Qiang waited for Ouyang to leave for a while before they smiled politely at each other, and then passed each other as if nothing had happened, without exchanging a word.

After walking for two or three minutes, turning a corner, Liu Ziyi looked back and saw that there was no sign of A Qiang, so she whispered into the earphone, "Master, Master, listen to me..."

At the same moment, Mr. Mori Jiro, who was secretly panicking and sad in the study, and Zhang Tianshi and Huang Shaoting, who were walking around the villa, received a different but consistent message from the earphones they were wearing.

Ji Xuanyuan was chatting with Meng Xiaojiang about the TV dramas he was watching. Meng Xiaojiang was very bored. Although he downloaded some TV dramas on his tablet, he just followed the trend. In fact, he only watched many of them once. Two episodes, the longest one didn't see the end.

Meng Xiaojiang was dizzy from what Ji Xuanyuan said, so he simply opened his mouth, which aroused the interest of reverse Amway, and took a few steps to Ji Xuanyuan's initiative to Amway Japanese animation works that are very suitable for beginners.

Ji Xuanyuan opened his mouth and asked in doubt: "Cartoon? Aren't these all for children?"

"You're biased!" Meng Xiaojiang glared at Ji Xuanyuan in a sad and angry way. It was rare for Meng Xiaojiang to turn into an angry bird Meng Xiaojiang.

Regarding the beloved animation, Meng Xiaojiang turned into a saint fighter, broke out in the small universe, and raised his voice to teach Ji Xuanyuan: "Whoever said that cartoons are for children? Cartoons, like movies, are graded. Some The animation is for teenagers, Xuanyuan, let me tell you, the animation is very good, just wait, this matter is settled, we are free, let's watch the animation together at night—”

Ji Xuanyuan's eyes twitched, he stopped laughing, and greeted calmly: "Master Zhang."

Zhang Tianshi and Huang Shaoting had just listened to Liu Ziyi's words, and before they had time to digest the information that Meng Xiaojiang and Ji Xuanyuan were suspected of being mentally ill, they encountered two mentally ill patients.