I can't get enough to feed you
Chapter 91 Drunk
"But I think, if a girl is with me at this age, I owe her a lot, and I never thought about being with her for a long time. I have lived for so many years with the words "shemale, different ways, can I still Don't you know? But walking alone in this world for a long time is always lonely, so I can't help but be with girls, I hope they can accompany me for a while."
Meng Xiaojiang couldn't turn her head when she heard this. After listening to it, why did she feel that Bai Zhu is also a scumbag. Human life is so short compared to monsters.
Baizhu finds a young and beautiful girl who looks like Su Daji to accompany him. The girl spends her best youth with him, but the pig demon can't go on with the girl for a long time. Isn't this delaying the girl? The good old days.
Meng Xiaojiang figured this out, and withdrew her sympathy for Bai Zhu.Bai Zhu didn't know it, and continued to say: "I originally wanted to get along with Yanyan for a year and a half, so I found a chance to escape. But I didn't expect that the Warlock Alliance was established again, and I, Lao Zhu, would be hired. Lao Zhu It’s been 200 years since I last took office, I’m used to freedom, and I really don’t want to be bound by those rules anymore, so I left Tianjin Wei that night just because I thought about something.”
"But I didn't expect..." When Bai Zhu said this, he looked at Meng Xiaojiang with a piggy face, full of sorrow, "I actually met Ji Xuanyuan, brother Xiao Jiang, I didn't say, what is the origin of this Ji Xuanyuan?" , I was just stared at by him, and I couldn't even move!"
Meng Xiaojiang thought it was not just you, I was stared at by Ji Xuanyuan, and I couldn't move my hands and feet, I understand your feelings very well!
Meng Xiaojiang thought about this and faced Bai Zhu face to face, the two of them instantly understood each other, empathized with each other, and nodded together with lingering fear.At this moment, both of them feel that they have become each other's confidants, and they understand each other's feelings very well.
Ou Shanren coughed again. It turned out that Ji Xuanyuan had already roasted the pig. I don't know what he did on the fire. Anyway, this pig was roasted much faster than ordinary roasted suckling pigs.
Ji Xuanyuan took a plate and a knife, and the knife gesticulated back and forth on the roast suckling pig. Finally, Ji Xuanyuan picked a part of the tenderloin, cut off a piece, and then cut a piece from the pig's leg, and then walked to the rock with the plate. at the table.
Ji Xuanyuan generously pushed the pork leg and tenderloin to Meng Xiaojiang, and said two words simply: "Eat it!"
Then he cut off some pig ears and pig head meat, cut off the pig tail and put it on a plate, pushing it in front of Ou Shanren.
Ji Xuanyuan tilted his head, and said with a smile, "Does Master Ou Shan eat pork?"
Ou Shanren looked at the pig ears, pig tail, and pig head meat on the plate, shook his head, and said "Taishang Laojun", Ji Xuanyuan raised his eyebrows: "Ou Shan seems to be a vegetarian. Meat?"
Ou Shanren shook his head, squinted at Ji Xuanyuan, and said, "Damn it, the old man wants to eat pork belly and thigh meat! The old man doesn't want to eat pig's ears and offal!"
Ji Xuanyuan chuckled, "humph", rolled his eyes at Ou Shanren, and said bluntly: "You old Taoist priest is good enough to eat, and you are so picky."
As Ji Xuanyuan was talking, he heard a "gudong", a sound of swallowing saliva, and saw that Bai Zhu was staring at the pig ears and pork offal on the plate in front of Ou Shanren.
Bai Zhu cautiously walked over to have a look, Ji Xuanyuan looked at Ou Shanren, Ou Shanren looked at Ji Xuanyuan, and the two looked at Bai Zhu together without knowing why, and saw Bai Zhu walk to the plate, and asked cautiously: "This plate Priest Ou Shan doesn't eat meat, can you give it to Lao Bai?"
Ou Shanren, Ji Xuanyuan and Meng Xiaojiang were startled at the same time, and all three of them looked at Bai Zhu, who scratched his head with the two pig's hooves in front of him, laughed, and said very shyly: "My old pig also eats Pork, that pork... Pork tastes really delicious!"
Meng Xiaojiang opened her mouth wide, then slowly closed it again, she was completely overwhelmed, she didn't expect Baizhu to be so cruel, even eating her own kind!
For the last roast suckling pig, Ji Xuanyuan gave one leg to Ou Shanren, pig ears and pig tail to Bai Zhu, Meng Xiaojiang ate the tenderloin and a part of the hind leg, and left a pig, everyone saw it Ji Xuanyuan pulled out a stuttering napkin and hung it on his neckline. The little suckling pig was covered in sour-coloured body and was lying face up on a large plate.
Ji Xuanyuan has a knife in his left hand and a fork in his right. Eating pigs is like eating western food. The corners of his mouth are grinning, and he looks satisfied and happy before eating.
When Bai Zhu finished eating with a grunt, everyone ate it up. The little suckling pig in front of Ji Xuanyuan had only a pig's shelf left. With a pig bone in his mouth, Ji Xuanyuan vaguely explained to Ou Good man: "Master Daoist, don't pour wine, drink two glasses of wine after dinner, live to 99!"
Ou Shanren smiled, because he was in a peaceful mood when he was full, picked up the wine that had been warming on the stove, and filled it up for everyone. This wine smells so good, I completely forgot that he is a three-drinker, a person who is not very good at drinking.
Ji Xuanyuan and Ou Shanren were drunk, and the two started punching wine.Ji Xuanyuan took off his suit jacket and wore a vest shirt. He didn't dislike the cold in the winter night, and he and Ou Shanren "Hello, brothers! Two sixes!", rowing and scolding each other.
Ou Shanren scolded Ji Xuanyuan: "Damn it, Ji Xuanyuan, you're still cheating with a drunk punch!"
Ji Xuanyuan scolded: "You are an old-fashioned old man, you can eat pork and drink wine, what kind of Taoism do you have, you are a fake Taoist!"
Ou Shanren: "I am Zhuangzi walking the natural way, following my heart, what do you know!"
Ji Xuanyuan: "Hehe, you fake Taoist priest, are you worthy of your ancestors!"
Ou Shanren: "My whole family died while fleeing the famine, and I was the only one who survived!"
Bai Zhu and Meng Xiaojiang said in unison: "Master Daoist, my condolences!"
After the pot of wine was finished, Meng Xiaojiang was lying on the stone table drowsy, his cheeks were flushed and his whole body was hot. He pulled his collar impatiently, and the little white pig chased his tail around on the stone table a few times. , then squatted down on the table and did not move.
Ji Xuanyuan supported his forehead, Ou Shanren burped, and Ji Xuanyuan suddenly laughed.
Ou Shanren glanced at Ji Xuanyuan in displeasure, wondering if this man had drunk too much and turned into a fool.
Ji Xuanyuan clapped his hands and hummed to the beat: "The little girl is twenty-eight years old, just a flower, the sun and the moon are long in the mountains, the red dust is snowy and the moon flowers, here comes the little monk, the little girl said, why doesn't the master return to the vulgar, little girl?" The monk said that the old monk said that all women in the world are wolves..."
With a puff, Ou Shanren spit out the last glass of wine. Ji Xuanyuan turned his head and gave Ou Shanren a wink, and said, "Is the little girl beautiful, does the Taoist priest think? Do you want to return to vulgarity?" #### #Double update in these two days, make up for the previous broken update O__O"...
Meng Xiaojiang couldn't turn her head when she heard this. After listening to it, why did she feel that Bai Zhu is also a scumbag. Human life is so short compared to monsters.
Baizhu finds a young and beautiful girl who looks like Su Daji to accompany him. The girl spends her best youth with him, but the pig demon can't go on with the girl for a long time. Isn't this delaying the girl? The good old days.
Meng Xiaojiang figured this out, and withdrew her sympathy for Bai Zhu.Bai Zhu didn't know it, and continued to say: "I originally wanted to get along with Yanyan for a year and a half, so I found a chance to escape. But I didn't expect that the Warlock Alliance was established again, and I, Lao Zhu, would be hired. Lao Zhu It’s been 200 years since I last took office, I’m used to freedom, and I really don’t want to be bound by those rules anymore, so I left Tianjin Wei that night just because I thought about something.”
"But I didn't expect..." When Bai Zhu said this, he looked at Meng Xiaojiang with a piggy face, full of sorrow, "I actually met Ji Xuanyuan, brother Xiao Jiang, I didn't say, what is the origin of this Ji Xuanyuan?" , I was just stared at by him, and I couldn't even move!"
Meng Xiaojiang thought it was not just you, I was stared at by Ji Xuanyuan, and I couldn't move my hands and feet, I understand your feelings very well!
Meng Xiaojiang thought about this and faced Bai Zhu face to face, the two of them instantly understood each other, empathized with each other, and nodded together with lingering fear.At this moment, both of them feel that they have become each other's confidants, and they understand each other's feelings very well.
Ou Shanren coughed again. It turned out that Ji Xuanyuan had already roasted the pig. I don't know what he did on the fire. Anyway, this pig was roasted much faster than ordinary roasted suckling pigs.
Ji Xuanyuan took a plate and a knife, and the knife gesticulated back and forth on the roast suckling pig. Finally, Ji Xuanyuan picked a part of the tenderloin, cut off a piece, and then cut a piece from the pig's leg, and then walked to the rock with the plate. at the table.
Ji Xuanyuan generously pushed the pork leg and tenderloin to Meng Xiaojiang, and said two words simply: "Eat it!"
Then he cut off some pig ears and pig head meat, cut off the pig tail and put it on a plate, pushing it in front of Ou Shanren.
Ji Xuanyuan tilted his head, and said with a smile, "Does Master Ou Shan eat pork?"
Ou Shanren looked at the pig ears, pig tail, and pig head meat on the plate, shook his head, and said "Taishang Laojun", Ji Xuanyuan raised his eyebrows: "Ou Shan seems to be a vegetarian. Meat?"
Ou Shanren shook his head, squinted at Ji Xuanyuan, and said, "Damn it, the old man wants to eat pork belly and thigh meat! The old man doesn't want to eat pig's ears and offal!"
Ji Xuanyuan chuckled, "humph", rolled his eyes at Ou Shanren, and said bluntly: "You old Taoist priest is good enough to eat, and you are so picky."
As Ji Xuanyuan was talking, he heard a "gudong", a sound of swallowing saliva, and saw that Bai Zhu was staring at the pig ears and pork offal on the plate in front of Ou Shanren.
Bai Zhu cautiously walked over to have a look, Ji Xuanyuan looked at Ou Shanren, Ou Shanren looked at Ji Xuanyuan, and the two looked at Bai Zhu together without knowing why, and saw Bai Zhu walk to the plate, and asked cautiously: "This plate Priest Ou Shan doesn't eat meat, can you give it to Lao Bai?"
Ou Shanren, Ji Xuanyuan and Meng Xiaojiang were startled at the same time, and all three of them looked at Bai Zhu, who scratched his head with the two pig's hooves in front of him, laughed, and said very shyly: "My old pig also eats Pork, that pork... Pork tastes really delicious!"
Meng Xiaojiang opened her mouth wide, then slowly closed it again, she was completely overwhelmed, she didn't expect Baizhu to be so cruel, even eating her own kind!
For the last roast suckling pig, Ji Xuanyuan gave one leg to Ou Shanren, pig ears and pig tail to Bai Zhu, Meng Xiaojiang ate the tenderloin and a part of the hind leg, and left a pig, everyone saw it Ji Xuanyuan pulled out a stuttering napkin and hung it on his neckline. The little suckling pig was covered in sour-coloured body and was lying face up on a large plate.
Ji Xuanyuan has a knife in his left hand and a fork in his right. Eating pigs is like eating western food. The corners of his mouth are grinning, and he looks satisfied and happy before eating.
When Bai Zhu finished eating with a grunt, everyone ate it up. The little suckling pig in front of Ji Xuanyuan had only a pig's shelf left. With a pig bone in his mouth, Ji Xuanyuan vaguely explained to Ou Good man: "Master Daoist, don't pour wine, drink two glasses of wine after dinner, live to 99!"
Ou Shanren smiled, because he was in a peaceful mood when he was full, picked up the wine that had been warming on the stove, and filled it up for everyone. This wine smells so good, I completely forgot that he is a three-drinker, a person who is not very good at drinking.
Ji Xuanyuan and Ou Shanren were drunk, and the two started punching wine.Ji Xuanyuan took off his suit jacket and wore a vest shirt. He didn't dislike the cold in the winter night, and he and Ou Shanren "Hello, brothers! Two sixes!", rowing and scolding each other.
Ou Shanren scolded Ji Xuanyuan: "Damn it, Ji Xuanyuan, you're still cheating with a drunk punch!"
Ji Xuanyuan scolded: "You are an old-fashioned old man, you can eat pork and drink wine, what kind of Taoism do you have, you are a fake Taoist!"
Ou Shanren: "I am Zhuangzi walking the natural way, following my heart, what do you know!"
Ji Xuanyuan: "Hehe, you fake Taoist priest, are you worthy of your ancestors!"
Ou Shanren: "My whole family died while fleeing the famine, and I was the only one who survived!"
Bai Zhu and Meng Xiaojiang said in unison: "Master Daoist, my condolences!"
After the pot of wine was finished, Meng Xiaojiang was lying on the stone table drowsy, his cheeks were flushed and his whole body was hot. He pulled his collar impatiently, and the little white pig chased his tail around on the stone table a few times. , then squatted down on the table and did not move.
Ji Xuanyuan supported his forehead, Ou Shanren burped, and Ji Xuanyuan suddenly laughed.
Ou Shanren glanced at Ji Xuanyuan in displeasure, wondering if this man had drunk too much and turned into a fool.
Ji Xuanyuan clapped his hands and hummed to the beat: "The little girl is twenty-eight years old, just a flower, the sun and the moon are long in the mountains, the red dust is snowy and the moon flowers, here comes the little monk, the little girl said, why doesn't the master return to the vulgar, little girl?" The monk said that the old monk said that all women in the world are wolves..."
With a puff, Ou Shanren spit out the last glass of wine. Ji Xuanyuan turned his head and gave Ou Shanren a wink, and said, "Is the little girl beautiful, does the Taoist priest think? Do you want to return to vulgarity?" #### #Double update in these two days, make up for the previous broken update O__O"...
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