dragon and canary

Bai Yan is a canary. Apart from eating and sleeping, her only hobby is cleaning her feathers by the pool.

When he lived to the age of human adulthood, his parents swept the lazy Bai Yan out of the house, and said: When you become an adult, you have to live by yourself, don't stay at home all day, eat, sleep and look good!

So Bai Yan, who had just reached the adult age of human beings, stepped out of the house for the first time and went to the human city.

In the beginning, Bai Yan was full of expectations. On the first day she came to the city, she began to look for a job with great enthusiasm, and was ready to support herself.

On the seventh day after searching and searching, Bai Yan gave up the idea of ​​finding a job, picked up her mobile phone and started searching for canary group friends, to see how other canaries live in the world.

Bai Yan soon discovered that there was a group portrait with a golden body, a very beautiful and dexterous golden bird, and he couldn't wait to join the group.

This mobile phone was eliminated by his mother. As a member of the Canary family, Bai Yan couldn't understand why his parents could become prototypes and stay in the cage just eating and drinking, while he had to be kicked out.

If you think the cage is too small, you can ask Mr. Yushan to change it!

Bai Yan is worrying about survival. He has been drinking dew and eating street tree petals for several days. Besides, the street tree petals are full of dust and car exhaust, which is extremely unpalatable!

The phone finally responded, and his application to join the group was approved!

Bai Yan opened the group, and saw that the group was chatting enthusiastically about their respective benefactors.

The Canary inside kept commenting on the donor, and didn't seem to see Bai Yan joining the group. Bai Yan didn't know how to interject for a while, so she just stayed on the side of the road and stared at her phone for 2 minutes.

At this time, everyone began to compare the pocket money given by the benefactor.

Bai Yan couldn't help being surprised when she saw it, is the canary in the world doing so well?

He couldn't help asking: Will your benefactor still give pocket money?

As soon as this question came out, there was silence in the group.

The original intention is money: Your benefactor won't give you pocket money?

Bai Yan replied: No, but room and board are included, and there is a big yard.

The net content is 0: whose sponsor does not include board and lodging, and does not have a big yard?Attached with a swimming pool is basic.

Is there 1: What kind of hard life have you had?How could there be such a stingy financial backer!

The original intention is money: hurry up and divide it!

Bai Yan didn't quite understand, Mr. Yushan treated him very well, although he was away from home all year round, besides, his life was not bitter.

No one to rely on: Sigh, it’s okay to be stingy, if you meet my benefactor...

The net content is 0: What's wrong with Xiao Wu?Haven't seen you for a while.

No one to rely on: It’s nothing, I just went to the hospital, the doctor said that my dermatitis has loosened, and I need to reduce my sex life, so I separated from the benefactor and raised my heart for a long time.

The original intention is money: what's the situation?

Poverty makes me industrious: Didn't you say he was generous?

No one to rely on: Dafang can't stand him, he's big and loves to mess around!

Bai Yan couldn't understand what they were talking about, but only understood a few words. The other party's financial backer was generous, but what does it mean to be big and messy?

Does it mean that the patron lives in a big place, and likes to have some small hobbies of his own?

How can people not have their own hobbies?This can be forgiven, after all, Mr. Yushan’s hobby is to travel, and he is away from home for three seasons in a year.

When Bai Yan watched it again, the group had already started to say that the helpless benefactor was looking for a new canary. Although Bai Yan didn't know why the others were so inactive, he still took the initiative to reply: Look at me May I?

There was a sudden silence in the group.

The original intention is money: why don't you let him try?His former financial backer was quite stingy, and he probably won't have to worry about food and drink after a period of time with Mr. Ying.

Bai Yan was very moved to see someone speaking for her.

This world is not at all as intriguing as parents said, there are still many good people!

Helpless and helpless: Yes, I will push the WeChat account of the other party's life assistant to you.

Bai Yan soon received a private chat with no one to rely on, and the other party gave a WeChat account, asking Bai Yan to add it by herself, and wishing him success.

Bai Yan added the assistant's WeChat account, looked at the sun above her head and stood up, wondering if she could find a place to live today, if it doesn't work, she'd better change back to the original and find a big tree to rest her feet.

At noon, the assistant finally replied, Xu Shi was helpless and explained to the assistant, the other party asked if he had applied for the job, after Bai Yan replied yes, he asked Bai Yan to send a bust photo.

Bai Yan bit her nails looking at the request on her phone, asking for a bust photo?How to shoot this?

He looked around, put the phone back into his pocket, found a corner where no one was around, and turned back to the prototype, flew to a high-rise rooftop, took out his phone and swiped around with a bird's claw, found several locations, and confirmed it. Then start calling out the camera to shoot.

One click, Bai Yan sent the selfie on the phone. The assistant was taken aback when he saw the photo, but his good work ethics prevented him from showing his emotions while typing. He explained: I don't want a photo of your bird, but I want a photo of you.

Bai Yan realized that he wanted a human-shaped photo, so Bai Yan took a casual photo and sent it to him.

To be a canary these days, you still need to post photos in human form?

The assistant sent the photo to his CEO, and then looked at the photo of the bird taking a selfie, and couldn't help but smack his mouth, "Don't say, this bird is pretty, even birds can take selfies, why doesn't my dog going to the bathroom?"

Soon Bai Yan was notified, the assistant gave him an address, and asked Bai Yan to see him, and then they went to the hospital for a physical examination.

Bai Yan ignorantly followed the navigation and flew to the location. After the assistant and Bai Yan met, she felt that the young man in front of her seemed to be at the age of studying. It is estimated that it is very difficult for her family to do this job at a young age.

The assistant sighed, but it didn't show on his face. He took Bai Yan upstairs by elevator and told him about going to the hospital later.

Bai Yan nodded as she listened, he was a little surprised, to raise a canary these days and even take the canary to the hospital for a physical examination, is it because he is afraid of encountering unscrupulous bird dealers?

When he arrived at the floor where Mr. Ying was, the assistant seemed to remember that he hadn't made a formal introduction to Bai Yan, and he said, "I don't know if your introducer has told you, Mr. Ying is quite easy-going, but a little bit not so Good hobby."

After all, when they were approaching the office door, it was hard for the assistant to speak too bluntly, promoting their boss's indulgence, but seeing Bai Yan nodding repeatedly, he thought that he should know about it, so he didn't say any more.

The assistant couldn't help but glanced at Bai Yan again. The young man looks fair, but he came to work in this line of work. The family must be very miserable, and the whole family might depend on him for support.

The assistant sighed inwardly, and knocked on the door of the boss's office.

"Come in." A deep male voice came from inside, Bai Yan thought that she heard the dragon chant, her legs trembled uncontrollably.

Is the human patron so terrible?

Since he was a child, he has been most afraid of dragons, and there are people who look like dragons in the world!

Is it too late for him to run now?

The assistant didn't give him a chance to think, so he turned the doorknob of the office to open the door, turned his head to look at Bai Yan, and beckoned him to go in.

Bai Yan felt her legs go limp for a while, and she began to walk lightly, but she still cheered up when she thought of the wind, food and sleep in the past few days.

Not just applying for a job!He has run into walls too many times in the past few days, and he is used to it, so he won't be afraid!

The assistant's Mr. Ying was really not scary, he had a handsome and elegant appearance, his face was very delicate, his eyes were long and narrow, and his lips were slightly pursed to look a little thin.He also wore a pair of silver-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose, looking a little more refined than Mr. Yu Shan.

His long black hair was tied loosely at the back of his head. He looked neither like a man nor a demon. Although Bai Yan didn't know why he had long hair, she always had her own reasons.

Mr. Ying originally just casually glanced at Bai Yan to see his face, but he soon discovered that there was a faint demonic aura on Bai Yan's body.

Mr. Ying looked down, and found that Bai Yan's legs looked soft when walking, and wondered if he could feel the coercion on his body.

"Your name is Bai Yan?" Boss Ying placed one hand casually on the desk, and casually tapped the desk with his fingertips.

"Yes." Bai Yan stood in front of Mr. Ying, feeling inexplicably hopeless.

The original thoughts were swept away, Bai Yan just wanted to go home and find her mother.

Human patron, how terrifying!

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Written to decompress, this article will be mentally handicapped from beginning to end.