[Ancient wears the present] After being forced to live with a fairy

"According to the measurement of the Huaxia Seismic Network, an earthquake with a magnitude of 5.3 occurred near Yutian County, Qishi City at 8:[-] this evening, with a focal depth of [-] kilometers."

Bai Yu was wearing big underpants and flip flops, standing in the open area of ​​the community expressionlessly with her greasy hair on her face, listening to the excited exchanges of the people around her.

Today's update hasn't been written yet...

Bai Yu's face darkened a little when he thought of the [-]-word update that hadn't been touched.

Under the pressure of Wan Geng, she struggled downstairs for [-] minutes. After confirming that there were no aftershocks for the time being, she ran up to the seventh floor non-stop.

The incident happened suddenly just now, and now the door of Bai Yu's house is still wide open. She kept on stepping, locked the door with her backhand after entering the house, and walked into the small room where she usually writes.

The small room with only a few square meters was isolated, and when the door was opened, it was pitch black.

Bai Yu habitually put her hand on the switch of the overhead light, and when she was about to press it, she felt a icy cold pressing against her neck silently.

- It's a knife.

She held her breath all of a sudden, and the sound of her heartbeat was amplified infinitely in the silent room.

"..." Bai Yu's body moved back slightly tentatively, but in exchange for the knife wielder's sudden increase in strength, a subtle pain was transmitted from the neck to the tense nerves.

Looking at the situation, the other party doesn't seem to have the intention of killing people directly.

She lowered her eyelashes and breathed a sigh of relief: "You... If you didn't come here specially to kill me, you don't need to use so much force. The neck may not be able to withstand such a Lefa like you."

As soon as the words fell, Bai Yu felt the pressure on her neck lighten a little.

So obedient?

Bai Yu felt a little strange in her heart, but this did not stop her left hand in her trouser pocket from preparing to press the power button of her mobile phone five times in a row to quickly call the police.

But before she calmly found the power button along the side of the phone, the pitch-black field of vision suddenly became a little clearer, and the outlines of familiar room furnishings were vaguely outlined.

only……

Why is her room so green?so dazzling?

Bai Yu frowned stubbornly, and subconsciously glanced at the green human-shaped unidentified luminous object beside her.

Are today's robbers so non-mainstream?

Robbery is robbery, what does it mean to install a mobile fluorescent green LED headlight on your head?

Bai Yu was completely blinded by the verdant light, let alone see the appearance of the knife-wielding man.

hateful!

Now gangsters don't feel wronged to mask themselves, do they?

Do you have to abuse the victim's eyes like this?

Shaking and cold!When will the victim stand up?

Bai Yu's inner bullet screen frantically swiped the screen, but the little tricks in secret didn't stop. After quickly calling the police, he planned to delay the time:

"Comrade, which brand is your headlight? How about the battery life? Consider sharing a link?"

As she spoke, she pulled her left hand out of her trouser pocket, tentatively put her index finger on the blade, and her usual loose eyes were gradually replaced by a sharp look:

"Or it's not impossible for me to help you remove even the head..."

Before the words fell, before she could use her strength, she heard a soft shout in her ears:

"Don't move!"

A sweet and glutinous voice rang out unexpectedly with a crying voice: "If you touch me again... I will kill you!"

???

Why is this line different from what I thought?

Bai Yu suddenly felt that something was wrong. The originally tense shoulder and back muscles loosened, so she turned on the overhead light, and in an instant, the whole room was lit up.

Her gaze followed a not-so-short dagger resting on her neck, and slowly moved to the girl opposite.

The girl was wearing a filthy breast-length shirt and skirt whose original color could not be seen. The tail of the skirt had obviously been burned by flames, revealing half of her snow-white straight calf.Uesugi's neckline was opened extremely low, and her beautiful collarbone rose and fell with her intense breathing.

I saw that there were still two tear stains on her pretty, somewhat excessive face, and there were still some fine tears remaining at the end of her reddened eyes.

Further up, on top of the messy and rough hairstyle, a halo like an emerald jade is suspended above her head, steadily exuding the international eye protection color.

"..." Is this some unknown black technology?

Looking into Bai Yu's eyes, the girl seemed to be frightened suddenly, the hand holding the dagger trembled, and fell to her feet with a "dang".

Before Bai Yu, who had just escaped from danger, could speak, the girl took several steps back one after another, clasped her hands tightly to her chest, and looked at her in horror. The emerald halo above her head suddenly lit up again. Got a few shades.

???

Am I not the one with the knife on his neck?

What do you mean by being so scared?

Bai Yu frowned, feeling that the matter was not simple.

At first she took a few steps back with no expression on her face, and lowered her head to glance at the dagger that was still shining coldly on the ground.

The blade of the dagger didn't look sharp, and could even be considered rounded to some extent.

Not sharpened?

Bai Yu frowned, feeling puzzled:

So what was she doing just now?

Did you go home?

Thinking this way, she picked up the dagger on the ground.The handle of the dagger was very simple, and the patterns on it gave Bai Yu a sense of deja vu:

"Who are you? Who sent you here? The Bai family?"

The girl was already very frightened, but at this moment when she questioned her so harshly, big tears rolled down from her eyes:

"He Jin, I... My name is He Jin."

Her big tear-filled eyes made her look extremely innocent, but she obviously didn't impress Bai Yu with a stern face:

"What are you doing at my house?"

As soon as these words were said, He Jin's small body trembled again in fright, and he was timid for a long time without saying anything.

Wan Geng's pressure was hanging over his head, which made Bai Yu have no extra interest in continuing to entangle with He Jin.

"Forget it." She took two steps forward, and quickly picked up the notebook on the desktop while keeping a distance from He Jin:

"You should save these questions and talk to the police slowly!"

With that said, she turned around and reopened the door: "Before the police uncle comes, I wish you a good night in the room..."

The unfinished words were still on the lips, Bai Yu turned her head and looked at the room that had returned to normal color, and her whole body froze for a moment.

???

What about people?

What about her age?

"c..." Bai Yu's eyelids twitched, and after secretly cursing, she stared seriously at this ordinary and empty room again, and after repeatedly confirming that there were no other unidentified green-emitting humanoids here except herself, Immediately took a deep breath and closed the door heavily with a "boom", and murmured in a low voice:

"Sure enough, people can't stay up all night..." You see, this tired robber with a green light is hallucinating!

She didn't dare to think too much, and took everything that happened before as a hallucination after staying up for three consecutive nights, and pretended nothing happened, nestled on the sofa and started to update the article.

After all, I, Bai Yu, am a senior web writer who joined Jin Jiang Yue Haitang, why haven't I seen such a big storm?

What happened to hallucinations?

Will hallucinations prevent me from writing more?

What an international joke?

An hour later, Bai Yu looked at the brilliant "22 characters" in the lower left corner of the word document, and inevitably fell silent:

MD's hallucination is too real!

She resentfully closed the notebook forcefully, and after hesitating again and again, she focused her gaze on the closed door.

Is this the mysterious power of Pandora's door?

Bai Yu clenched her fists, walked over on tiptoe, held her breath, and pressed the doorknob firmly and slowly.

As soon as the door was pushed open, Bai Yu was immediately blinded by the colorful and holy light of Marysu in the room.

The girl who just disappeared is kneeling obediently by the desk, and the ever-changing light of Mary Sue reflects on her face which flickers on and off, red and green, it's wonderful!

"..."

Help!

I seem to have met a living Mary Sue!

Bai Yu let go of the doorknob, stretched out her trembling fingers and pointed at He Jin tremblingly, and blurted out out of boundless trust in the traditional Chinese classic "Journey to the West", "Hey! Where did you come from, a fairy! Hurry up and report your name!"

He Jin didn't expect that this human being would come back again, and the aura above his head that was originally cheerfully changing from red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue and purple shook, and the next second suddenly burst into that familiar forgiveness.

The little goblin shrank back her petite body, and timidly replied: "He Jin, as I said, my name is He Jin."

"..." Bai Yu's sluggish mind seemed to vaguely remember that this was the case, and she cleared her throat in embarrassment, "Why are you staying at my house all this time?"

When He Jin heard this, he seemed to be poked into something, and cried out with a "wow", and his mouth was confused and he didn't know what to answer.

It took a long time for Bai Yu to hear what she was saying:

"All sentient beings in the world should eventually get married. Why did the two of them go astray after going through thousands of sails? How did this world become like this..."

Bai Yu:? ? ?

What kind of bloody novel did this little goblin, who doesn't look too smart, read just now?

She belatedly shifted her gaze to the sample booklet in He Jin's hand, and after a while, she remembered the general plot in it.

Isn't it just a routine of the male lead abusing his wife for a while, chasing his wife in the crematorium, and finally breaking the mirror and forgetting each other in the rivers and lakes?

It's not so uncomfortable to cry, is it?

Bai Yu looked at the sobbing little fairy in front of her, and the round teardrops overflowed from her big eyes as if she couldn't stop the car. Si Hengliu cries of poverty."

Sure enough, beautiful women don't pay attention to their own image.

So is the tall and good-looking beauty fairy.

Bai Yu remembered that the girl in front of her was a monster, so she felt more or less secretly guilty.

She pursed her lips, took two steps forward, took out a tissue, and handed it to He Jin: "Don't cry, it's all a routine, don't be so sincere."

He Jin barely stopped crying when he heard this, sniffled his nose, and stared blankly at the white tissue in Bai Yu's hand: "What is this?"

"what?"

He Jin raised his eyes and glanced at Bai Yu timidly, pointed at the tissue in her hand with his pale finger, and asked again: "What is this?"

She took the paper towel in her hands with both hands, and touched it curiously: "This paper is as smooth as jade, soft as silk, it must be top-grade, it can be called ice jade shavings."

"..." A certain Xixi's 0.695 yuan a pack of toilet paper can't afford such a big praise.

He Jin took the piece of toilet paper and dipped the teardrops hanging from the corners of his eyes. After barely calming down, he lifted the burned and tattered hem of his skirt. Shi Shiran stood up and walked in front of Bai Yu, and knelt down with a plop: "The little girl just woke up not long ago, and her mana is not stable. Seeing that your mansion is beautiful, it is my fault that she broke in without permission and disturbed your lord."

Bai Yu: Duck doesn't have to kneel directly.

She looked at her room, which was green in style and green in level, and took half a step back with a smile on her face: "Miss He Jin doesn't need to perform such a big gift, your arrival will also make the humble house flourish."

The real Peng "bi" shines.