[Ancient wears the present] After being forced to live with a fairy

All things have spirits, and a very few of them were born at the right time and place. They met a great opportunity that others could not come across even after decades of searching, and turned into humans, becoming a long-lived monster race.

Although there are almost extinct monsters of Jin's age in the world today, there are still some monsters who have lived for at least a hundred years, and none of them have memory confusion because they have lived for too long.

In the past, He Jin always said to everyone that he had spiritual wisdom in the Tang Dynasty, and lived in a haze for decades, and only in the prosperous age did he have a memory that he can recall clearly now.

She hadn't read many books, so she didn't know who the "Empress Xiaoyuan Wang Zhengjun" Bai Yu said was, but she knew that the Han Dynasty was a dynasty that was much earlier than the Tang Dynasty.

"Could it be that I hurt my brain at that time?" He Jin was puzzled, and touched his lower back with some fear.

"Come over for dinner." During the time when He Jin was in a daze, Bai Yu had already prepared noodles in a very perfunctory manner.

As soon as He Jin heard that there was food to eat, he immediately put aside the questions that had been lingering in his mind for a long time, and ran to the dining table with anticipation.

It's just different from yesterday's sumptuous hot pot. As soon as He Jin left the room, he saw that there was not even half a plate of side dishes on the dining table, and two porcelain bowls were placed on the dining table alone.

"Sister Bai, how can you eat so simple today?"

Bai Yu just took two pairs of chopsticks from the kitchen and handed one of them to He Jin, then sat down and ate straightforwardly, taking the time to swallow and said back to He Jin: "I'm too lazy to do it."

"Then we can go to the restaurant." Sitting upright on the chair, He Jin said to Bai Yu with his head tilted.

Hearing He Jin's suggestion of "going to a restaurant", Bai Yu used the usual rhetoric used by the elders to fool her without thinking: "The food outside is heavy in oil and salt, it's unhealthy to eat."

When she said this, she buried her head in the noodles with a calm expression, and she didn't feel that this bowl of tomato sauce noodles with countless saccharin additives was unhealthy.

Although He Jin didn't quite understand the relationship between "heavy oil and heavy salt" and "health", he still nodded obediently, gently gathered his wide sleeves, and then ate a small mouthful of noodles gracefully.

The noodles that are not chewy are wrapped in a rich tomato sauce.There is just the right amount of sweet and sour at the moment of entrance.Facing this kind of taste that a little girl like He Jin would definitely like, the little goblin's eyes lit up, and she ate several mouthfuls in a row.

It's just that the ketchup in Bai Yu's house isn't a famous brand. It might feel fresh at first taste, but after eating half a bowl of noodles, it will inevitably feel a little sweet and greasy.

He Jinmian reluctantly ate more than half of the bowl, and then carefully put the chopsticks on the night, and asked tentatively, "Sister Bai, are you in a bad mood today?"

Bai Yuren, who had slept in and had a full meal, was already sitting comfortably on the sofa. Hearing He Jin's words, he replied inexplicably, "No, I'm in a very good mood."

Is it good?

He Jin looked at Bai Yu who was squinting and enjoying this rare and pleasant time, and then looked back at the bowl of greasy pink noodles in front of him, seeming very puzzled.

Sister Bai is an excellent cook, but today's lunch is hard to swallow. How could she be in a really good mood?

He Jin consciously saw the truth of Bai Yu's forced smile, and couldn't help but feel a sense of "pity" towards her, and the little calculations that had lingered in his heart for a long time started to fight again.

She first consciously washed the pot, and then immediately sat beside Bai Yu with a bright smile: "Sister Bai, you forgot to collect my money yesterday."

"Yeah." Bai Yu nodded, and replied while swiping her phone, "I checked and found that gold and silver stores and banks support the sale of precious metals. I'm going to work at the Silver Arch this afternoon, and I'll take you with me when the time comes." Drop by to sell some silver."

"But you didn't take my money."

The little goblin repeated this again, which made Bai Yu not quite understand.She frowned suspiciously, and shifted her gaze from the phone to He Jin: "Yes, it's useless for me to ask for money."

He Jin waved his hand and explained: "I promised Sister Bai in the beauty store that I would give you all the money."

When he said this, He Jin was extremely confident.The little fox once said that "people die for wealth, and birds die for food." She thought that no matter who can get such a large amount of wealth, the big troubles should be overcome.

???

Are you serious?

Bai Yu's already frowning brows could kill a fly when she heard the words. She tilted her head and crossed her hands in front of her chest. Her tone was obviously questioning, "Is your silver hot? Is it illegal?" Is it? Or do you bring some curses unique to your monster race?"

He Jin didn't expect Bai Yu's reaction to be like this. Seeing Sister Bai's furrowed brows, she blinked her eyes in surprise, and asked tentatively, "Sister, are you not happy about your windfall?"

"..." Bai Yu smiled speechlessly when he heard He Jin's words, "You also know it's a 'windfall'? Who can be happy after getting a windfall?"

"Can't you?"

"Of course not!" Bai Yu rolled her eyes, raised her hand and gently patted the little goblin's dull head:

"Only labor is the source of wealth, understand?"

The little goblin nodded half-understood: "Understood."

Bai Yu glanced at her, thinking: You know what a p!

You eat mine every day, use mine, and still want to annoy me from time to time. Do you know what "labor" is?

How ridiculous!

Seeing the failure of the plan, He Jin sighed heavily, feeling a rare sense of frustration.

She was afraid that she would be self-defeating again, so she rubbed against Bai Yu's side, and asked tentatively, "So why are you unhappy, Sister Bai?"

"I'm mad at you."

"But I didn't get angry with you when I was eating!" He Jin patted his chest, and said with a tone of asking for credit: "I also consciously cleaned the pot!"

"I know." Bai Yu nodded appreciatively, and explained, "That's why I wasn't angry at that time."

"You gave birth!" The little goblin immediately replied when she heard her words, and her soft voice subconsciously raised a lot.

"I do not have."

"You have!"

"I do not have!"

Bai Yu was puzzled, and her tone was full of helplessness: "Which eye of yours saw me angry?"

"I can see with both eyes!" He Jin explained in a solemn tone: "The food you cook doesn't taste good anymore!"

Bai Yu: "..."

I feel offended!

It turns out that I am worthless in the eyes of the little goblin after breaking away from instant food!

The food I cook is such that a goblin will misunderstand that I am angry after eating it!

Bai Yu silently stood up from the sofa, and called out the little fairy's name in a serious tone: "He Jin."

"Sister Bai." He Jin raised his head and looked at Bai Yu intently.

"Yesterday, you were still praising my meal as killing the imperial meal, but today you turned a corner and belittled it to nothing." Bai Yu's tone was heavy, her eyes filled with the sadness of being let down:

"Looks like I made the wrong payment after all!"

He Jin, a little goblin, had never seen such a posture before, and she was frightened and froze on the spot, at a loss as to what to say.

Her lips squirmed in fear for a long time, and it took a while before she said apologetically, "Sister Bai, I was wrong."

"You're not wrong." Bai Yu raised her orchid fingers exaggeratedly, and wiped away the non-existent tears at the corners of her eyes in a pretentious manner: "It's me who is wrong, I know I'm not capable enough but I force it, I know I shouldn't do it The chef still has to fight hard, because I don’t think it’s in vain to be your sister’s last hand to cause such a tragedy!”

"No, Elder Sister Bai!" When He Jin heard Bai Yu's words, although she always felt that something was wrong, she was pitifully inexperienced after all, and immediately consciously took the initiative to take Bai Yu's scapegoat out of nothing. Carrying it on his own back: "It's my fault, I don't work hard, I don't know the grain, I'm useless and I'm picky, and I made my sister angry for no reason!"

"After all, my sister is useless!"

"No, it's my sister's fault! Sister, don't underestimate yourself!"

"younger sister!"

"elder sister!"

Bai Yu embraced the little goblin very emotionally, and was about to add a couple of green tea quotes to create a lonely, weak and helpless character, but belatedly remembered that He Jin didn't take a bath last night.

Wait a moment......

It seems that it is not just last night!

The goblin hasn't had a bath since she showed up at her house! ! !

Thinking of this, Bai Yu immediately pushed He Jin away, and then distanced herself from He Jin in three steps at a time.

Dirty rocks!

disgusting!

He Jin:? ? ?

Before He Jin, who was full of doubts, could open his mouth, Bai Yu, who had no trace of sadness on his face, immediately took the initiative and asked:

"Little fairy, have you not taken a bath for a long time?"

He Jin:! ! !

Finished!

It was discovered!

The little demon carefully caught the alarm bell and stared at Bai Yu with her big eyes without blinking, and shrank back in fear.

Seeing her guilty look, Bai Yu confirmed his guess just now, and his face was full of undisguised disgust: "Why don't you stone spirits take a bath? It's been a few days? How many days are you in this hot day? If you don't take a bath you will turn into a sour and sour stone!!!"

"Our rocks won't turn sour!" He Jin turned her head arrogantly. She just realized that the previous mutual confession that deceived her countless truths and guilt was all faked by Bai Yu, and she couldn't help but feel a little Temperamentally retorted: "We don't sweat on stone!".

"If you don't sweat, you can't go without taking a bath for so long!" Bai Yu said in a broken voice, "Baby, no one would dare not to take a bath in the 38 degrees Celsius heat of Qi City!"

"But I'm not human!"

"..." I couldn't refute for a while.

Bai Yu looked at He Jin who had folded his arms and folded himself into the corner of the sofa for a moment, and then showed a very confident smile:

"A Jin, you are actually afraid of water, right?"

The author has something to say:

Bai Yu: Yesterday you were still praising the rice I cooked as killing the imperial food, but today you are turning a corner and dismissing it as worthless.Looks like I paid wrong after all!

He Jin: Sister Bai, you play a lot