[Ancient wears the present] After being forced to live with a fairy

After Bai Yu skillfully cooked the instant noodles and brought them out, He Jin, who had been sitting obediently on the sofa, was standing at the kitchen door with his hands behind his back, pretending to be mysterious, with a sweet smile.

Bai Yu didn't know why, so after glancing at her, he directly brought the two bowls of instant noodles in his hand to the dining table full of clutter.

"Come over for dinner."

"Oh..." He Jin himself didn't arouse Bai Yu's interest at all, so he responded with some disappointment, and then obediently sat opposite her: "Can we make a deal?"

"What?" Bai Yu picked up a piece of chopstick noodles and sucked it into her mouth without blowing, without even giving He Jin a look.

Are you kidding me?

Can the goblin still have the importance of cooking?

"Can you change the ending of the book just now? As long as the two of them can stay together forever, the little girl is willing to grant your three wishes."

Bai Yu sucked in another piece of chopstick noodles, and said without raising her head, "Impossible."

Three wishes?

Did you notify Aladdin's magic lamp before grabbing the lines?

"What about the four?"

"No."

"Five?"

"No."

"six……"

"Six what six?" Bai Yu interrupted impatiently, "You want mass production?"

"Are you willing for the mass production wish?" He Jin's blank eyes ignited hope: "Then who is this 'mass production'? How old is it? Where does he live? How can the little girl find it?" What about this person?"

"..."

Tired, just destroy it!

Bai Yu opened his mouth, but found that he didn't seem to know what to say, so he picked up another chopstick noodles speechlessly, "Eat your rice."

He Jin still seemed unwilling, eager to say something more.It's a pity that before he could open his mouth, Bai Yu strangled him in his stomach: "Eat! Eat!"

"Oh."

Qi City is hot and humid in summer, and Bai Yu climbed the stairs again today because of evacuation, her whole body became sticky from sweating.I didn't feel it when I was rushing to update, but now after eating and relaxing, I can't bear it for a moment.

"You want to take a bath..." Bai Yu looked at the little fairy who obviously didn't understand, and very consciously changed the words: "...Will you take a bath and change clothes?"

"No." He Jin replied without thinking.

This was the first time since she appeared today that she clearly expressed her reluctance. Seeing that she did not seem to be sweating at all, Bai Yu gave up the idea of ​​asking her to take a bath.

"Then I'll go, you just sit in the living room and don't move things."

The little goblin seemed to have relaxed. She sat cross-legged on the sofa like Bai Yu did before, and nodded obediently.

Thinking of being alone in the living room with Jin, Bai Yu still couldn't feel relieved. She hurriedly took a shower, then changed into the same white T-shirt and big pants as before, and walked out of the bathroom.

As soon as she opened the door, she felt that something was wrong.

Didn't she turn on the headlights in the living room before cooking the noodles?

Is this a power outage?

Bai Yu looked back at the bathroom which was still lit, and frowned slightly because of doubt.

"He Jin?" She called out softly, but surprisingly she didn't get a reply.

Bai Yu walked quickly to the living room, only to see that it was completely dark outside the window, and there was obviously no little fairy on the furniture where the silhouette could be vaguely seen.

what's the situation?

Thinking about the little goblin hiding in the study before, she turned around and opened the door of the study, only to find that He Jin didn't seem to be inside either.

"He Jin? Are you there?" Bai Yu frowned even more, and shouted a few more times.

As it should be, she didn't get a response.

"How can you wash someone away in a shower?" Bai Yu slandered as she walked towards the bedroom with the door closed.

As soon as the door was pushed open, a beam of orange light shone from the bedroom.

"woc!"

In the room, there are more than a dozen candles scattered in different places on two candlesticks that are one person tall, and the dim yellow candlelight illuminates the entire room with a hazy meaning.

On the bed, He Jin was wearing a red chest-length shirt and skirt, and she half-draped the emerald green shawl over her fragrant shoulders.

There are six exaggerated phoenix hairpins on the high bun, and a bright red peony flower in the center of the back of the head.

This outfit can be said to be very prosperous.

Hearing the sound of the door being opened, He Jin, who was lying half-lying with his back to the door, turned his head coquettishly, and raised a smile with winking eyes:

"Xiao Langjun, are you willing to spend the spring evening warmly with my hibiscus tent?"

???

Who tmd is Xiao Langjun, fall!

You are the young gentleman, and your whole family is the young gentleman!

Bai Yu stood at the door, looking at He Jin who was completely pale with unwavering eyes. She had eyebrows shaped like moth wings, and thick blush was applied from the cheekbones to the level of the corners of her mouth.

This pair of makeup can be said to be very prosperous.

Almost speechless, Bai Yu turned on the light in the bedroom. As soon as the bright light came on, the cockroach on He Jin's face became more and more abrupt.

"Get out of my bed!"

He Jin blinked her eyes, as if she didn't understand why Bai Yu didn't rush up like a wolf and tiger to obey her as the little fox said.

Didn't the little fox say that men are animals that think from the lower body?

Seeing that Bai Yu was angry, He Jin didn't dare to delay, rolled to the side of the bed in a hurry, and got off the bed hastily with his skirt lifted.

The goblin was obviously not used to long skirts, and stepped on the hem of the skirt when she got out of bed with the skirt, and fell firmly on the ground, almost knocking down the two candlesticks.

Bai Yu was originally full of anger, but when she saw He Jin's fall without even the slightest moisture, she held back her curse words, and somewhat helplessly slipped the aggrieved He Jin to the bathroom.

"Hurry up and wash off the intangible cultural heritage on your face." Bai Yu took out a tube of children's facial cleanser from the sink, opened it and handed it to He Jin: "It's too sad to look at."

"Doesn't it look good?"

"Very historic."

"Do you like that little man?" He Jin didn't take the facial cleanser, but looked at Bai Yu expectantly, "Do you want to spend a good night with me?"

I want a p.

Bai Yu put the facial cleanser on the sink with a "boom", looked directly at He Jin and said word by word, "I, T, M, yes, female!"

As soon as the words were finished, Hejin's face froze with anticipation, the halo that had been on and off the line for a long time flickered as if it was in bad contact, and then happily changed to the colorful Marysu light.

"..."

very good!

This situation is even weirder!

By the time Bai Yu had used all eighteen martial arts skills to wash off the historical makeup on He Jin's face, it was already time to go to bed.

She was a solo mother, and the house she bought was only a small apartment with one bedroom and one living room. Looking at He Jin, who was sitting obediently on the toilet seat and bowing her head in repentance, she suddenly felt a little helpless.

"Do you want to sleep?" Bai Yu asked, "Or is it better to pack up and run away overnight and give me the bed?"

"Don't go." He Jin lowered her head and replied in a low voice. The automatically rotating colorful Mary Su dynamic halo on her head has faded a lot, and now it is barely as bright as a night light.

"If you don't leave, go to sleep." Bai Yu looked at the halo with a strong sense of presence, and twitched the corners of her mouth, "By the way, clean up the pile of weird things you made."

He Jin lowered his head, not daring to speak, walked past Bai Yu quickly with small steps, and walked into the bedroom.

Bai Yu watched the little goblin rush back to the room from under his nose, and when he was about to speak, he suddenly noticed the densely printed small clusters of flowers on the emerald green cloak.

The lights were dim just now, and her attention was all on He Jin's old-fashioned face, but she didn't pay attention to the clothes on her body.But looking at it now, the hem of the skirt and the small bunch of flowers on the cloak are clearly [-]% similar to the Bai family's crest.

"What's her relationship with the old man?" Bai Yu looked at the overly familiar pattern, and gradually twisted the word "Chuan" from her delicate brows.

Could this little elf be a spy sent by the old man?

Then why sleep?

She's not great enough to recruit the old man for the goblin!

"Wait!" Bai Yu took two steps forward, leaning against the door of her own bedroom and said, "Humans and monsters have different ways, I am an ordinary social animal, and the standard poor proletariat must not be able to afford you, a thousand-year-old Old monster, you..."

Before Bai Yu finished speaking, He Jin immediately raised her head "swish", and looked at her firmly with bright eyes: "I can take care of myself, I don't need you to ask for it!"

"That's great!" Bai Yu smiled, "Then you can leave my house tomorrow morning and find a place to take care of yourself~"

Ok?

When He Jin heard Bai Yu's words, his eyes were full of disbelief, as if he hadn't expected her to say such ruthless words. He opened and closed his mouth a few times, and then tried again in a low voice: "Yes. Won't you go?"

"No." Bai Yu smiled politely at He Jin again, and pointed at her own neck: "No one will keep a robber at home forever, not even a good-looking robber."

"But the knife didn't hurt you."

"Why didn't you get hurt?" Bai Yu frowned, "When that cold knife rested on my neck, I felt that my inexperienced heart was severely hurt."

"Can……"

"There is no 'yes'!" Bai Yu couldn't bear this pitiful and aggrieved look in her eyes the most. She interrupted He Jin's words and closed the door with a "bang", saying "good night" loudly. Then he nestled on the sofa aggrieved.

"I'm such a good person..." Bai Yu curled her legs, propped her head and looked in the direction of her bedroom, thinking of her small bed which wasn't soft but could at least straighten her legs.

the next day.

As soon as Bai Yu opened her eyes, she saw a soft green light.

He Jin was still wearing the Tang Dynasty dress from last night, and the halo on her head was emerald green. When she saw her wake up, it brightened up a little bit.

???

What do you mean by guarding me early in the morning?

Bai Yu was so frightened that she sat up directly, and her legs, which had been curled up all night, moved suddenly, making her expression unavoidably ferocious.

"What are you doing here?"

"Wait until you get up."

Bai Yu rubbed her eyes, and got used to the not-so-saturated green: "Will you say goodbye when I get up? Yes, Miss He. Goodbye, Miss He."

As she spoke, she propped herself up on the side of the sofa and stood up slowly.

Unexpectedly, her leg muscles, which had been lacking exercise all year round, cramped during this stretching.The sharp and sour pain rushed to his forehead without warning, which made Bai Yu's expression change and he lost his balance.

Woc!

She subconsciously grabbed He Jin who was still standing in front of her, and then watched helplessly as her hand penetrated her shoulder and directly propped it on the coffee table.

what just happened?

Bai Yu was stunned by the shock, and her mind was full of replaying the scene at 0.5 times speed.