[Ancient wears the present] After being forced to live with a fairy

In view of the fact that Bai Yu only ate half a bag of quick-frozen dumplings at noon, at night she very naturally cooked the remaining half bag in the pot that hadn't been washed at noon, and served it to the joyful He Jin. I used the water left over from cooking the dumplings to soak myself in a bucket of instant noodles.

"Is it delicious?" Bai Yu scooped up instant noodles with chopsticks, and asked He Jin while eating, "I've always thought that mushroom pork stuffing is very delicious, and it can be called the light of cheap quick-frozen dumplings."

He Jin didn't quite understand what she said, but he could probably guess what she meant, and praised her face very much: "The skin is thin and not transparent, the filling is tender and juicy, it is really delicious in the world."

It is worthy of being the royal family's private collection of colorful Marysu stone spirits, and it is really good at talking!

It's not the same as those ordinary stone spirits outside~

Bai Yu quickly finished picking up the noodles in her bucket, then leaned on the back of the chair and looked at He Jin who was still chewing.

This little goblin was born good-looking, her whole body was like porcelain, without any blemishes.When sitting at the dining table and eating quietly, the back is straight and the shoulder blades sink naturally, making the whole person look a bit extravagant.

It does look like a palace lady.

Bai Yu looked at it admiringly for a long time, then raised her eyebrows, and said without any sympathy, "I cook, you wash the pot, is there a problem?"

"Washing the pot?" The noble goblin took out a napkin from nowhere, wiped her mouth softly, then tilted her head curiously, showing a bit of ignorance and innocence: "What is that?"

"Just wash the pot." Bai Yu signaled He Jin to go to the kitchen door, then pointed to the pot on the stove and said, "Wash it clean."

He Jin nodded half-understanding when he heard the words, then waved his hand at the messy kitchen, not to mention the cooking pot on the stove, it was the old yellow old house on the ceiling. The oil stains disappeared without a trace.

Bai Yu:!

Is this the mysterious oriental power?

i got i got it!

The way she looked at He Jin became much friendlier in an instant, as if she was looking at a valuable automatic housekeeping robot with a kind face.

He and the housekeeping robot Jin looked at the brand-new kitchen, nodded in satisfaction, and then looked at Bai Yu who was standing aside as if asking for credit: "Is it so clean?"

"Clean!" Bai Yu's eyebrows stretched, and she patted Hejin's left shoulder earnestly, "We and Jin have a bright future. From now on, I will leave all the housework to you."

He Jin nodded vigorously.

By the time He Jin tidied up the kitchen and came out, Bai Yu was already comfortably sitting on the sofa and watching the latest large-scale 99th Century fantasy sadomasochism TV series.

As soon as He Jinfu came over, he was immediately taken aback by the raging human-boy melee in the computer, and a dazzling green light burst out involuntarily.

At this time, the screen cuts to a close-up of the male and female protagonists looking at each other, and the eyes of the two meet and push and pull in the air, full of tension.

Bai Yu was fascinated by watching, but the next moment, the faces of the two of them both turned green, abruptly turning the fairy-like first meeting into a zombie siege,

"..." Bai Yu sighed heavily, and paused the TV series on the notebook: "Can't you think of a way to solve the headlight on your head?"

He Jin shook his head when he heard this, and then nodded again.

Seeing Bai Yu looking at her suspiciously, she went to the coffee table and picked up the sample novel on it: "Just give them a happy ending with beautiful children and grandchildren."

"..." Bai Yu looked at the dazzling green light on He Jin's head, and then at the exquisitely sealed sample booklet in her hand: "Then you should continue to be green!"

Without waiting for He Jin to talk and ask again, Bai Yu cleverly moved the notebook beside him and diverted the little fairy's attention: "Come on, let me teach you how to watch the video!"

As she said that, she minimized the "annual fantasy production" first, and then clicked on the camera.

The window that popped up was black at first, and soon showed the big faces of the two of them.

"..." Bai Yu looked at He Jin who was sitting next to him. The little goblin had a straight nose, drooping eyelids, and slightly upturned eyelashes, looking extraordinarily peaceful.

She suddenly felt some conscience, and after sitting upright against the sofa, she adjusted the position of the notebook and changed it to a less deadly angle.

He Jin looked at himself on the screen curiously, the green light above his head flickered as if in bad contact, and then dimmed a lot.

She has never seen a mirror that can reflect people so clearly.

Bai Yu clicked the "recording start button" next to it, then turned her head and asked He Jin to do a scissors hand like her.

He Jin naturally followed suit, put his hands on both sides of his cheeks like scissors, and then smiled sweetly.

Following Bai Yu's click, the computer issued a beep, and then automatically started playing the video just recorded. ,

He Jin only saw the screen flash, and the self in the computer suddenly started to move, first turned to look at Bai Yu, and then smiled and compared the scissorhands.

It's like cutting that short piece of floating life from time.

She involuntarily opened her eyes wide and looked at the screen in surprise. She didn't turn her head to ask Bai Yu until after the ten-second video was played, "What kind of high-grade spell is this? Is it also the masterpiece of a master of modern technology?"

Bai Yu couldn't help laughing, and only then remembered the joke he had casually made with the little goblin.She cleared her throat and said, "Modern technology is not a person, it refers to..."

Speaking of this, Bai Yu suddenly realized that she couldn't explain the meaning of the words "modern technology" to He Jin, so she could only silently minimize the "photographing" and then skillfully ask Baidu Encyclopedia for help.

"Hey!" As soon as the search results appeared, Bai Yu pushed the notebook towards He Jin so that she could read the words on it clearly: "You can read, right?"

I can read her novels for so long, I think I should be able to understand... right?

He Jin nodded, looked at the neat words on the screen, and read out with some doubts: "Modern science and technology is composed of Marxist philosophy, natural science and technology, social science..."

"Don't read it." Bai Yu knew that He Jin alone would not be able to understand it when he heard the explanation, so he had to read Baidu Encyclopedia several times with her, and then gave a vague explanation that was within the range of goblin understanding. :

"'Modern technology' refers to a method we are using to replace mana. This method is called 'technology', do you understand?"

He Jin blinked half understandingly.

Bai Yu waved his hands indifferently, skipping over the topic that he couldn't explain clearly for a while: "The 'high-grade spell' you just saw is called videography, it was in 1874...it was created more than 140 years ago by a man named Zhu It was made by the Gentiles of Erangsang with technology."

Now He Jin obviously understood.

Bai Yu let out a long sigh of relief, and clicked the mouse to open station b.

"Almost everyone can take a video now, and some people will save what they see and hear as a video, and then share it with others on this sect called 'Bilibili'."

As she said that, she took out the mouse from nowhere and handed it to He Jin: "Do you want to see it?"

Hearing what Bai Yu said, He Jin naturally wouldn't refuse.

Seeing that she agreed, Bai Yu put his hands on hers and led her to use the mouse hand in hand.

The human palm has a unique temperature, and the moment it touches it, the little fairy's half-drooped eyelashes tremble, and the romantic powder bursts out again.

Bai Yu chuckled lightly, and asked, "Why are you always shy inappropriately?"

He Jin lowered his head and said nothing, his exposed ears were red, and he could tell that the little goblin was shy.

Bai Yu couldn't get Shitou Jing's shyness, so he could only focus on the computer again, and asked, "Which one do you want to see?"

He Jin raised her head when she heard this, and the blush on her face seemed more obvious against the pink light.She looked at the various pictures on the homepage, and finally stretched out her pale and slender fingers to point to an up host in Hanfu in the recommendation of the big picture.

Bai Yu looked at the title "Yable の Head Changing Technique", and made sure that this was just an ordinary beauty video, and there would be no driving content that was not suitable for fairies, so she did as she wanted, clicked on it and turned it off. The curtain was given to He Jin, and then he picked up the phone and swiped:

"You can watch this if you're bored during the day."

He Jin nodded perfunctorily, apparently distracted by the video, and didn't listen carefully to what Bai Yu was saying.

Bai Yu looked at He Jin who was paying attention, and felt a little ominous for the first time.

I always feel that this little fairy accepts it too quickly...

What if I become an Internet addiction stone in the future?

Bai Yu's worry was not unreasonable.Ten minutes later, He Jin, who had watched the video, stared straight at his eyes, completely unable to understand how the plain-looking woman with shoulder-length brown hair in the video just now transformed into a slim lady in such a short period of time.

Is this the power of modern technology?

She is still in a daze, but station b has smartly started playing the new beauty video in "Guess You Like It".

One person and one demon naturally started to roam in the Internet world in this posture without moving a muscle. It wasn't until the belated delivery call from the furniture store that Bai Yu noticed the passage of time.

The foldable sofa bed does not need to be installed, Bai Yu signaled the delivery staff to put the sofa in the small black room where the article was written, and then signed the delivery slip.

After she sent him out of the house, she realized that He Jin was still in the same posture as before, nestling on the sofa and watching the short video of snake face beauty make-up and head replacement.

Bai Yu's eyebrows twitched, and she hurried over to pause.

Finished!

Is the goblin's aesthetics okay now?

Shouldn't it be crooked yet?

He Jin, who had been baptized by the strange beauty makeup video for a whole night, seemed to have opened the door to a new world at this moment. The four major magic spells in Asia came out, which completely shocked the stone spirit who was born in the royal family.

"Bai Yu." The little goblin pointed at the sharp-jawed up master on the screen who could stab people to death, and asked crisply, "Why can't your camera make me look good?"

!!!

I'm cracked!

#家孩子's aesthetics has just been brought into an awl face, can it be saved now?Waiting online, very urgent! #