There is no love in the group

It was a man with a smile at the end of his eyes, with his sleeves folded, his narrow black eyes and 49 facing each other across the crowd.

"Well, I just saw an interesting person and walked for a while unconsciously." The man stood unsteadily in front of 49, bent slightly to look at the small self in the other's eyes: "I am Xia You Jay."

"Hi, I'm 49 Zero One."

After introducing each other, no one spoke again, and the two just remained silent in place.

A drop of cold sweat slid down Xia Youjie's forehead, and he couldn't help but said, "You...are you going to ask me anything else?"

49 Zero One proved with his actions that he was not interested, so Xia Youjie could only walk quickly to be side by side with the other party.

Xia Youjie felt annoyed.

Doesn't it lose all momentum?Can he still draw the other party into his righteous organization?

Xia Youjie saw 49 a few days ago. Originally, he just went out to buy a bowl of warm oden in the cold winter, but he saw 49 with a cat beside him at that time. While smoking oden on the bench in a daze, I saw a familiar person chatting with the child.

Wu Wu, this guy is still so perverted.

Xia Youjie's first reaction was this, and he realized it in the next second.

Wu wouldn't be so intimate with strangers on the street, let alone looking at this picture, it seems that Wu's hot face is making cold ass?

This is interesting!

Xia Youjie sat there watching them walk into the alley, and guessed that Gojo Wu must have used teleportation, which meant that at least that child was not ordinary, anyway, he must know Wujo Wu's identity as a magician.He had the urge to pull people into their organization.

I haven't put it into action yet, who knows that I will meet him on the street again by such a coincidence.

Of course it is to go up and talk!

They tacitly decided to find a quiet place to eat and chat, Xia Youjie thought that it would be easy to increase the success rate of wooing, and 49 thought that he was hungry.

49 Zero One carried a few large bags of bloody raw meat and sat in the dessert shop under everyone's eyes.

Seeing this situation, Xia Youjie paused, and asked, "Do you think there is something wrong with the way they look at you?"

Xia Youjie glanced around vaguely, except for their table, the rest of the people's complexions were not very good. There was a little green in the purple, and a little white in the blue, which was very exciting.

Although he didn't want to care about what these ordinary people were thinking, wouldn't this affect his conversation with 49?

Xia Youjie frowned, hiding his impatience, and asked the waiter with the tray with a smile, "Excuse me, what's the matter, everyone? Or is there something wrong with our clothes?"

Not to mention the clothes and appearance, but when it comes to the clothes and appearance, the waiter reflexively looked at the clothes of the two, good guy, one is dressed in a strange way, and the other is not wearing enough, you know, this is a big Winter!

The waiter began to worry, could this be another two...

At this time, a ten-year-old child popped out next to him, a pair of glasses almost occupied his entire face, and his childish voice replied to Xia Youjie's question: "Because a murder happened in the store just now, it was dismemberment."

The kid with glasses, Ban Yue, stared at the flesh on 49's hands.

In terms of color and shape, it should look like this in your hand.

Thinking of the cause and effect almost instantly, Xia Youjie couldn't help throwing out six points to express his feelings.

next to the 49 zero one 'huh? ’ said: “So it has something to do with me?”

if not? !

The waiter looked at the meat, and couldn't help but think of the puddle ten minutes ago... vomit..!

The waiter covered his mouth and ran into the toilet.

Xia Youjie thought that this was the end, and sat down with a smile on his face, ready to start the plan of attracting people. Who knew that Edogawa Conan, who was next to him, approached 49 because he was a child now: "Big brother, you don't feel cold in winter because you wear so little clothes." ?"

Conan didn't mean anything else, he just aroused the detective's curiosity.

Xia Youjie maintained a smiling expression, with veins throbbing on his forehead.

Smelly brat, didn't you see that the adults have something to do? !

This child was alive and kicking, but he had the same aura as Dazai.

49 Zero One looked down at Edogawa Conan, and after watching him gradually stiffen, he suddenly raised his finger to Xia Youjie: "Little friend, look, that big brother is looking at you with murderous eyes."

'Murderous' can make a person afraid, 'murderous' can also make Edogawa Conan's eyes sharp instantly!

Xia Youjie was closely watched!

Xia Youjie stared at the vigilant Conan speechlessly, then looked up again.

What about a man of his age? ? ?

The waiter wiped his mouth and came out of the toilet with an ugly face, and said to Xia Youjie, "Hello, the total is 6565 yen, cash or credit card?"

Xia Youjie:?

……

I have to go back quickly, something seems to have happened to c2, 303 is not injured, right?

Sure enough, I still feel a little worried.

"662, please go back first."

Mr. Steward appeared from the corner, took a bag of meat, saluted, and disappeared in place.

And our Central Plains at this time also...

"What is this big leaf?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also stood at the door of the front yard, did not approach rashly, and vigilantly picked up a leaf with a small stick to observe.

He just spent some time cleaning the first floor. Zhongyuan Zhong also thought of the tomato juice that was splashed outside. He was afraid that the neighbors would think that something happened to the head of the household, so he took the shovel at the door and prepared to shovel the snow outside. go somewhere else.

I have to say that Zhong Yuanzhong is really thoughtful.

As a result, I saw the Chitose Orchid, which is particularly conspicuous during the day.

Of course he didn't know Chitose Lan, but this didn't prevent Zhongyuan Zhong from thinking it was strange that this thing grew here.

"Mr. c2, that's great. I mean, it's admirable enough that you didn't touch 1001 rashly."

The sudden appearance of Mr. Butler's voice shocked Zhongyuan Zhong too. Turning his head, he saw Mr. Butler with a gentle and polite smile, throwing a bag of meat with the outer plastic bag into the pile of plants.

The plant moved suddenly, and the thorny leaves curled up easily, sending something into the round hole at the top, and the bag of meat disappeared in an instant.

Zhong Yuanzhong also threw away the small wooden stick in his hand with a straight face.

Mr. Butler added: "1001 likes to eat meat, animal meat is second, his favorite is... meat, I think Mr. C2 will understand?"

"...I get it, I won't approach him."

Mr. Butler let Zhongyuan Zhongya relax. After all, Chitose Lan is not a devil. He has been taken by 49 to become a vegetarian. He only needs one meal a week for meat, and he doesn't choose pork or beef.

Zhong Yuanzhong is also completely worried.

Taking advantage of this time, he felt that it was necessary to ask the housekeeper how many dangerous things were in this house.

Zhongyuan Zhong also skipped the Chitose Orchid who was still eating, tentatively pointing to the big tree stretching freely in front of the house, especially like a signal light.

"662." Zhong Yuanzhong also followed the title of 49 and called Mr. Steward: "Is this tree also a partner?"

Mr. Steward glanced at it, then nodded: "Yes, it takes a lot of time for this partner to trim."

Nakahara Chuya's finger paused, moved down, and skipped the door and the little girl in red looking in the door, the metal folding chair parked on the grass in the front yard: "This?"

Mr. Butler nodded again: "If you don't have strong self-control, I suggest that Mr. C2 better not sit on it."

The finger finally points to the swimming pool next to it.

"It took a lot of effort to put this one into the backpack by Mr. Zero One."

Co-author that everything he sees is an anomalous item? ?

That day, he was still worried about thieves going in, and the dangerous Zhongyuan Zhong also stood there dumbfounded for a while.

Mr. Housekeeper added the last knife: "Mr. C2, what you have is our partner 117. He helped a lot when digging the basement a few days ago."

Zhongyuan Zhong also listened to it, and returned 117 carefully and steadily.

117 changed back to its original appearance in Mr. Steward's hands - a sufficiently ordinary Swiss knife.

Nakahara Chuya wanted to stay by Zero One's side at first, in order to protect Zero One's safety personally.After all, at the moment when he lost his memory and was penniless, only his good physical skills can be used to repay the other party for saving his life.

But Zhong Yuanzhong also found that he seemed useless.

He is so useless.

"In that case, help me to work."

When 49 Zero One returned to the door, the Itchyman jumped down from the roof of the building looking for the smell, and jumped straight into 49 Zero One's arms.

The Tickle Monster doesn't have much interest in Zhongyuanzhong, which further confirms the fact that Zhongyuanzhong is not an individual.

No, it's not the 'not a person', it's 'he's not a person'.

...Forget it, no more explanation.

"Are you working? I have no problem, please leave it to me!"

Zhong Yuanzhong was also very excited when he heard that he was needed. His blue eyes were full of seriousness, and he just stared at 49.

They looked at each other for a long time.

"662, I am taller than c2, right?"

"Of course, Mr. Zero One."

Central Plains Chuya:? ? ?

You are too much!Don't talk about it in front of him! !

"I went back to eat, what are you still doing standing there?"

Zhongyuan Zhong also recovered from the blow, and saw 49 standing at the door, the warm light shining on the opponent's body looked very nice.

...If you ignore the little girl in red who keeps making funny faces next to her.

Zhongyuan Zhong also hurriedly hummed, and trotted into the house, almost not being scared by 303 who was squatting behind the door to have a heart attack.

SCP-303-The man behind the door was also taken aback, his panting almost turned into words and hit Nakahara Chuya's face. The housekeeper rushed out with a smile (sha) on his face.

"303, please don't get in the way here."

The man behind the door grinned his teeth in impotent rage, his tall figure curled up under the table, his hands tightening Ling Yi's trouser legs.

"These companions... they are so cute after watching them for a long time." Nakahara Chuya said in a low voice.

Just let him move quickly.

Because the next second he was hit on the head by a tomato again.

The author has something to say:

small theater--

01: What joke did you tell that made 504 so excited?

▉█▉█ covered his forehead and fell silent.

Popular science——

SCP-1001-Millennium Orchid

The leaves are also very unique. Its leaves are up to 6 meters long. There are thorny barbs on the leaves, which can secrete a resin as viscous as pitch, and can move flexibly. match.

SCP-1001's predation priorities are also interesting: it prefers intelligent animals, especially those capable of using tools or building objects.Humans are its preferred prey, but if humans cannot be caught, it will also accept primates, dogs, parrots, pigs, beavers, ants and other nesting birds.

[SCP-1001 from SCPWiki, TheRaven]

SCP-117 - Universal Swiss Army Knife

Ordinary Swiss knife, once the user is faced with a task, no matter what tool the user originally intended to pull out, there will be a tool that is fully qualified for the task, even if the tool does not seem to be accommodated in the project itself.

After countless uses and experiments, it was found that the item would cause injury or even death, because the item itself would continuously absorb elements such as iron, copper, calcium, and zinc from the user through contact.Gloves do not block this effect, and the rate of absorption appears to depend on the tool used/made by SCP-117.

[SCP-2 from SCPWiki, far117]

In addition, the SCPs that have only appeared in the face will not be introduced much, and their item numbers will be released first.

A Tree Like a Traffic Light: SCP-376-Signal Tree

Metal Chair: SCP-2950 - It's a Chair

Swimming pool: SCP-242 - "Self-cleaning" pool