It’s a manuscript saved by PP many years ago, but because the subject matter was banned, it’s been tricked all the time...
Now change to something else_(:з」∠)_
The live broadcast is black, come and play 2
One-sentence introduction: The day Huang Shaotian was cheated.
"Hey, can you all hear me?" Huang Shaotian asked.
"Well, I can hear it." Zhang Xinjie was quite cooperative.
Zhou Zekai directly typed 1 on the channel, the meaning is really unclear, so it can only be assumed that he heard it.Over there, Ye Xiu was already chatting with Sun Zheping: "Why are you here?"
"I can't come?" Sun Zheping asked.
"Last time you said that playing mobile games was childish." Ye Xiu launched a complaint.
Sun Zheping snorted, "You mean happy and happy?"
"Don't discriminate against Xiaoxiaole!" Ye Xiu was dissatisfied.
The owner of the house, Huang Shaotian, finally couldn't take it anymore: "Hey, hey, you guys can't stop!"
So the two of them shut up, and it was Huang Shaotian's turn to start talking endlessly: "Okay, everyone is here, before starting the game, let me briefly introduce it to you - last time someone just clicked on start, It doesn't mean to take care of other mobile game rookies at all, I believe that many fans present have not figured out how this game is played?"
"First of all, King ○○ is a PVP-based MOBA game. I don't need to introduce more about what MOBA is? Don't even say that you are a fan of e-sports if you don't know this. It's too shameful. Go out And don't say you're my fan!"
The barrage was suddenly overwhelmed by rows of crying emoticons.
【I cried】
[Every time I watch Huang Shao's live broadcast, I can make fans cry...]
[What is pain and happiness! 】
【The master is willing to fight, the fans are willing to suffer...】
"Among them, the 5V5 canyon map is the most commonly played. To put it simply, ten players are divided into two teams, red and blue, to attack the opponent's base camp, which is the crystal. The spring area behind the crystal can restore health and mana. It is also the resurrection area. Outside the base camp, there are three lines of soldiers, and the red and blue sides have three defensive towers, and the area between the upper middle and lower middle is called the wild area."
He casually took a piece of white paper from the table, swished a few strokes, and showed the sketch to the camera.
"In addition to clearing the lane, heroes can also gain experience and economy by killing wild monsters. Generally, assassin heroes play the jungle position. Shooters and support are responsible for the bottom lane, mid lane mages, and top lane because the enemy's bottom lane is on the opposite side. The two heroes have strong attack power, so generally a fighter or tank with stronger pressure resistance is required to be responsible..."
"Okay, enough nonsense, let's get started!" Huang Shaotian announced.
Start matching.
There was a rare moment of silence in the room, when Ye Xiu yawned.
"Damn!" Huang Shaotian was angry, "Can you show some face!"
"Did you stay up late last night?" Zhang Xinjie asked.
"Playing games?" Sun Zheping followed.
"Why, it's just that I'm sleepy." Ye Xiu said, "I just finished dinner!"
If the match is successful, jump to the hero selection interface.
Huang Shaotian didn't care about condemning him, first he chose Li Bai for himself on the first floor, and said confidently: "This time, I will let you all meet my experienced sword fairy!"
"Experienced?" Zhang Xinjie was the first to question, "How many games have you played?"
"Three games, I remember." Ye Xiu decisively revealed the bottom line.
Zhang Xinjie: "..."
"I practiced in training camp, didn't I!"
Zhang Xinjie continued to reply bit by bit, meaning unclear.
Huang Shaotian pretended not to see it, and yelled: "Then who, use the hero I gave you the skin for!" (Note 1)
"Oh? Oh." Ye Xiu's avatar on the third floor was empty for a while, and slowly jumped out of Wang Zhaojun's big head.
The barrage was quiet for a second, and the screen exploded.
【skin?Send skins?I seem to know something! 】
[Zhaojun!It's sister Zhaojun! ! 】
[I sit up straight like a carp! 】
[Phoenix seeks a phoenix? ? ? 】
[Huang Shao, Sima Zhao's heart provoked]
[MD dies! 】
[What about the Blue Rain Temple? ? !Vice team, you can't abandon your teammates! ! 】
"Hmm..." Ye Xiu also seemed to be watching the movement in the live broadcast room, and snorted a few times, "Why did you choose this hero? Actually, I don't quite understand."
[Ye Shen vividly interprets "I have a straight boyfriend"]
【Finish】
[Who is the one upstairs talking about? 】
[I think it's all over...]
[Don't jump to conclusions!Secret observation.JPG]
"Well, the hero Wang Zhaojun is a very typical mage. The first skill slows down, the second skill freezes, and the big move is Blizzard, which is quite powerful in team battles." Ye Xiu commented a few words casually.
"But I'm sure it's because the casting speed is a bit slow. The first and second skills can be completely avoided, so the summoner's accurate prediction ability is needed——huh? Looking at it this way, isn't it very suitable for someone?" He said happily : "Anyway, you don't need hand speed! Hey, why don't you call your captain?"
"..." Huang Shaotian said, "The captain has gone to take care of his health. Don't bother him!"
Ye Xiu: "??"
Sun Zheping: "???"
Zhou Zekai: "?"
Text messages popped up on the third, fourth and fifth floors respectively.
Then there was Zhang Xinjie on the second floor, who seemed to be dissatisfied: "The formation is messed up."
"Oh." Zhou Zekai responded.
Continuing to chat here, Sun Zheping on the fourth floor chose the fighter himself: Dian Wei.
"I'm on my way."
"Why don't you choose Cheng Yaojin? The less blood you have, the stronger your fighting power is, it's very suitable for you!" Huang Shaotian started chattering again.
"You don't care about me?" Sun Zheping confirmed it coolly.
"Dian Wei is also good." Ye Xiu compared the hero introduction on the webpage, "Passive skills determine that this hero will become stronger and stronger in the later stage, and the more people he kills, the more powerful he is... Well, I said Lao Sun, very arrogant Well!" He slapped the table, "Are you trying to grab someone's head!"
"Why can't a head be taken by skill?" Sun Zheping said calmly.
"There is another shooter, hey, let's talk about you." Huang Shaotian actively gave advice, "How about Marco Polo? A two-gun shooter is the most suitable!"
Zhou Zekai acted like he didn't hear it. After studying for a while, his profile picture was fixed: Li Yuanfang.
Shooter hero Li Yuanfang is usually a jungler.
Huang Shaotian quit: "What do you want to do???"
"I'm going down the road." Zhou Zekai didn't say a word, chose the system to speak, and then replaced the summoner skill "Smite" with "Sprint".
"That's not bad." Ye Xiu looked at it and said, "It's a pity, our Lord Di is not here this time."
"Of course, there will be no room for him when he comes." After Huang Shaotian finished speaking, he went to knock on Zhang Xinjie again, "Hurry up, we don't have time, we only need your support!"
"No rush." Zhang Xinjie said unhurriedly.
During the fixed selection time, he calmly read the introduction of each hero, and then chose: Ming Shiyin.
"Is there any intention?" Sun Zheping asked.
"No, just play casually." Zhang Xinjie replied.
Everyone else was less convinced.
Seeing the selection time expired and entering the loading interface, the voice was cut off for a while, and after the signal recovered, Ye Xiu asked, "By the way, why do you have time to play mobile games?"
"Occasionally, let yourself combine work and rest." Zhang Xinjie said, "By the way, let's see what the hell you guys are doing—huh?"
The latter questionable monosyllabic word is for the avatar on the loading page.
Li Bai·Feng Qiuhuang.
Wang Zhaojun·Phoenix Yu Fei.
【Appeared!Couple skins! ! 】
[Damn, I'm blind! 】
【Sit and wait for Sun Zheping's thoughts online】
[Waiting for Zhang Xinjie's thoughts online]
[Feelings from waiting for the gun king online]
【Sing: I should be under the car, not in the car】
[It's obviously a movie of five people, why are you two so good-looking? 】
[The game can be lost, but the couple must die!Brothers, give it to me]
"??"
After the map was loaded, Ye Xiu sent two question marks in the channel at first, and then suddenly realized: "So that's how it is."
【He found out! 】
[Finally found out? ! 】
[Have I finally waited for this day!Ah Huang's mother pinches a handkerchief, crying]
"What?" Zhang Xinjie asked calmly.
"The reason why Shaotian chose this skin," Ye Xiu said with a sigh, "Lan Yu is very lonely! This is the only way to get satisfaction, alas, it's not easy..."
"..." Zhang Xinjie.
"..." Zhou Zekai.
"..." Huang Shaotian.
[Didn't find it? ! ! ! 】
[I took off my pants and you just show me this? ? ? ? 】
【Ye Xiu, a man who doesn't play cards according to common sense】
【—but deeply captured the heart of ( )】
[Huang Shao: Where did my 40-meter freezing rain go? ? ? 】
【Crying with emotion...】
[Demolition fans gloated and laughed]
[Damn, KY killed him! 】
……
Entering the arena, Wang Zhaojun read his lines automatically: "There is no colorful phoenix on the body and two flying wings, but there is a tacit understanding in the heart."
"Well, it's not bad, it's pretty." Ye Xiu asked Wang Zhaojun to run in a circle, nodded in satisfaction, and then set off towards the middle.
After running for a while, he found a guy behind his ass.
"Aren't you going to the jungle and follow me to ambush the bushes??"
Wang Zhaojun arrived at the center of the map one step ahead of the soldiers, turned around and squatted into the grass, only to find that there was another person squatting next to him.Both of them were covered in white gold, so they looked like they belonged together.
"Well, it seems to be able to trigger the voice." Huang Shaotian pretended to be calm and said, "Let me listen."
"Huh? Are you talking about the character's lines?" Ye Xiu had a vague impression of this setting, and then he really heard the voice.
Li Bai: "There is a beauty here, I will never forget it.
Now change to something else_(:з」∠)_
The live broadcast is black, come and play 2
One-sentence introduction: The day Huang Shaotian was cheated.
"Hey, can you all hear me?" Huang Shaotian asked.
"Well, I can hear it." Zhang Xinjie was quite cooperative.
Zhou Zekai directly typed 1 on the channel, the meaning is really unclear, so it can only be assumed that he heard it.Over there, Ye Xiu was already chatting with Sun Zheping: "Why are you here?"
"I can't come?" Sun Zheping asked.
"Last time you said that playing mobile games was childish." Ye Xiu launched a complaint.
Sun Zheping snorted, "You mean happy and happy?"
"Don't discriminate against Xiaoxiaole!" Ye Xiu was dissatisfied.
The owner of the house, Huang Shaotian, finally couldn't take it anymore: "Hey, hey, you guys can't stop!"
So the two of them shut up, and it was Huang Shaotian's turn to start talking endlessly: "Okay, everyone is here, before starting the game, let me briefly introduce it to you - last time someone just clicked on start, It doesn't mean to take care of other mobile game rookies at all, I believe that many fans present have not figured out how this game is played?"
"First of all, King ○○ is a PVP-based MOBA game. I don't need to introduce more about what MOBA is? Don't even say that you are a fan of e-sports if you don't know this. It's too shameful. Go out And don't say you're my fan!"
The barrage was suddenly overwhelmed by rows of crying emoticons.
【I cried】
[Every time I watch Huang Shao's live broadcast, I can make fans cry...]
[What is pain and happiness! 】
【The master is willing to fight, the fans are willing to suffer...】
"Among them, the 5V5 canyon map is the most commonly played. To put it simply, ten players are divided into two teams, red and blue, to attack the opponent's base camp, which is the crystal. The spring area behind the crystal can restore health and mana. It is also the resurrection area. Outside the base camp, there are three lines of soldiers, and the red and blue sides have three defensive towers, and the area between the upper middle and lower middle is called the wild area."
He casually took a piece of white paper from the table, swished a few strokes, and showed the sketch to the camera.
"In addition to clearing the lane, heroes can also gain experience and economy by killing wild monsters. Generally, assassin heroes play the jungle position. Shooters and support are responsible for the bottom lane, mid lane mages, and top lane because the enemy's bottom lane is on the opposite side. The two heroes have strong attack power, so generally a fighter or tank with stronger pressure resistance is required to be responsible..."
"Okay, enough nonsense, let's get started!" Huang Shaotian announced.
Start matching.
There was a rare moment of silence in the room, when Ye Xiu yawned.
"Damn!" Huang Shaotian was angry, "Can you show some face!"
"Did you stay up late last night?" Zhang Xinjie asked.
"Playing games?" Sun Zheping followed.
"Why, it's just that I'm sleepy." Ye Xiu said, "I just finished dinner!"
If the match is successful, jump to the hero selection interface.
Huang Shaotian didn't care about condemning him, first he chose Li Bai for himself on the first floor, and said confidently: "This time, I will let you all meet my experienced sword fairy!"
"Experienced?" Zhang Xinjie was the first to question, "How many games have you played?"
"Three games, I remember." Ye Xiu decisively revealed the bottom line.
Zhang Xinjie: "..."
"I practiced in training camp, didn't I!"
Zhang Xinjie continued to reply bit by bit, meaning unclear.
Huang Shaotian pretended not to see it, and yelled: "Then who, use the hero I gave you the skin for!" (Note 1)
"Oh? Oh." Ye Xiu's avatar on the third floor was empty for a while, and slowly jumped out of Wang Zhaojun's big head.
The barrage was quiet for a second, and the screen exploded.
【skin?Send skins?I seem to know something! 】
[Zhaojun!It's sister Zhaojun! ! 】
[I sit up straight like a carp! 】
[Phoenix seeks a phoenix? ? ? 】
[Huang Shao, Sima Zhao's heart provoked]
[MD dies! 】
[What about the Blue Rain Temple? ? !Vice team, you can't abandon your teammates! ! 】
"Hmm..." Ye Xiu also seemed to be watching the movement in the live broadcast room, and snorted a few times, "Why did you choose this hero? Actually, I don't quite understand."
[Ye Shen vividly interprets "I have a straight boyfriend"]
【Finish】
[Who is the one upstairs talking about? 】
[I think it's all over...]
[Don't jump to conclusions!Secret observation.JPG]
"Well, the hero Wang Zhaojun is a very typical mage. The first skill slows down, the second skill freezes, and the big move is Blizzard, which is quite powerful in team battles." Ye Xiu commented a few words casually.
"But I'm sure it's because the casting speed is a bit slow. The first and second skills can be completely avoided, so the summoner's accurate prediction ability is needed——huh? Looking at it this way, isn't it very suitable for someone?" He said happily : "Anyway, you don't need hand speed! Hey, why don't you call your captain?"
"..." Huang Shaotian said, "The captain has gone to take care of his health. Don't bother him!"
Ye Xiu: "??"
Sun Zheping: "???"
Zhou Zekai: "?"
Text messages popped up on the third, fourth and fifth floors respectively.
Then there was Zhang Xinjie on the second floor, who seemed to be dissatisfied: "The formation is messed up."
"Oh." Zhou Zekai responded.
Continuing to chat here, Sun Zheping on the fourth floor chose the fighter himself: Dian Wei.
"I'm on my way."
"Why don't you choose Cheng Yaojin? The less blood you have, the stronger your fighting power is, it's very suitable for you!" Huang Shaotian started chattering again.
"You don't care about me?" Sun Zheping confirmed it coolly.
"Dian Wei is also good." Ye Xiu compared the hero introduction on the webpage, "Passive skills determine that this hero will become stronger and stronger in the later stage, and the more people he kills, the more powerful he is... Well, I said Lao Sun, very arrogant Well!" He slapped the table, "Are you trying to grab someone's head!"
"Why can't a head be taken by skill?" Sun Zheping said calmly.
"There is another shooter, hey, let's talk about you." Huang Shaotian actively gave advice, "How about Marco Polo? A two-gun shooter is the most suitable!"
Zhou Zekai acted like he didn't hear it. After studying for a while, his profile picture was fixed: Li Yuanfang.
Shooter hero Li Yuanfang is usually a jungler.
Huang Shaotian quit: "What do you want to do???"
"I'm going down the road." Zhou Zekai didn't say a word, chose the system to speak, and then replaced the summoner skill "Smite" with "Sprint".
"That's not bad." Ye Xiu looked at it and said, "It's a pity, our Lord Di is not here this time."
"Of course, there will be no room for him when he comes." After Huang Shaotian finished speaking, he went to knock on Zhang Xinjie again, "Hurry up, we don't have time, we only need your support!"
"No rush." Zhang Xinjie said unhurriedly.
During the fixed selection time, he calmly read the introduction of each hero, and then chose: Ming Shiyin.
"Is there any intention?" Sun Zheping asked.
"No, just play casually." Zhang Xinjie replied.
Everyone else was less convinced.
Seeing the selection time expired and entering the loading interface, the voice was cut off for a while, and after the signal recovered, Ye Xiu asked, "By the way, why do you have time to play mobile games?"
"Occasionally, let yourself combine work and rest." Zhang Xinjie said, "By the way, let's see what the hell you guys are doing—huh?"
The latter questionable monosyllabic word is for the avatar on the loading page.
Li Bai·Feng Qiuhuang.
Wang Zhaojun·Phoenix Yu Fei.
【Appeared!Couple skins! ! 】
[Damn, I'm blind! 】
【Sit and wait for Sun Zheping's thoughts online】
[Waiting for Zhang Xinjie's thoughts online]
[Feelings from waiting for the gun king online]
【Sing: I should be under the car, not in the car】
[It's obviously a movie of five people, why are you two so good-looking? 】
[The game can be lost, but the couple must die!Brothers, give it to me]
"??"
After the map was loaded, Ye Xiu sent two question marks in the channel at first, and then suddenly realized: "So that's how it is."
【He found out! 】
[Finally found out? ! 】
[Have I finally waited for this day!Ah Huang's mother pinches a handkerchief, crying]
"What?" Zhang Xinjie asked calmly.
"The reason why Shaotian chose this skin," Ye Xiu said with a sigh, "Lan Yu is very lonely! This is the only way to get satisfaction, alas, it's not easy..."
"..." Zhang Xinjie.
"..." Zhou Zekai.
"..." Huang Shaotian.
[Didn't find it? ! ! ! 】
[I took off my pants and you just show me this? ? ? ? 】
【Ye Xiu, a man who doesn't play cards according to common sense】
【—but deeply captured the heart of ( )】
[Huang Shao: Where did my 40-meter freezing rain go? ? ? 】
【Crying with emotion...】
[Demolition fans gloated and laughed]
[Damn, KY killed him! 】
……
Entering the arena, Wang Zhaojun read his lines automatically: "There is no colorful phoenix on the body and two flying wings, but there is a tacit understanding in the heart."
"Well, it's not bad, it's pretty." Ye Xiu asked Wang Zhaojun to run in a circle, nodded in satisfaction, and then set off towards the middle.
After running for a while, he found a guy behind his ass.
"Aren't you going to the jungle and follow me to ambush the bushes??"
Wang Zhaojun arrived at the center of the map one step ahead of the soldiers, turned around and squatted into the grass, only to find that there was another person squatting next to him.Both of them were covered in white gold, so they looked like they belonged together.
"Well, it seems to be able to trigger the voice." Huang Shaotian pretended to be calm and said, "Let me listen."
"Huh? Are you talking about the character's lines?" Ye Xiu had a vague impression of this setting, and then he really heard the voice.
Li Bai: "There is a beauty here, I will never forget it.
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