bride as a paranoid mermaid

How did Xia Shenlan go back in the end?

Thanks to the mermaid's great efforts to perform a miracle, they turned the overturned boat back.

Xia Shenlan's face was still numb when she was sitting on the boat.

The last time he blamed the mermaid wrongly, he thought that the mermaid pulled the net because he didn't restrain his strength at all, and after a long time it was the result of the mermaid restraining his strength.

It was him who was abrupt!

As for the bluefin tuna that can overturn the boat, it is dragged home by the merman in the water.

After swimming with such a heavy thing for so long, the mermaid never panted or broke a sweat, as stable as if it was just going out for a turn after a meal.

Xia Shenlan once again deeply realized the gap between him and the mermaid, and told himself: He doesn't need to worry about the condition of the mermaid at all, he should worry more about whether he will be caught by the mermaid to give birth to a little mermaid.

After all, the mermaid's eyes look really strange recently!

Back at the coast, Xia Shenlan wrapped the mermaid in a sheet and carried her back to the house as usual, and then dragged the big knife and saw back to the original place.

The bluefin tuna was so heavy that he couldn't drag it home, so he had to dismember it on the spot and transport it back piece by piece.

Xia Shenlan couldn't stand the part near the tail of the fish. On the one hand, she was tired; Millions of fish tails were thrown directly into the sea.

After carrying it more than ten times, Xia Shenlan moved all the cut fish back home.

Standing by the window, Jiang Chenxing could see that all the meat piled on the side of the reef was gone, but he still asked "Have you finished moving?" to seek an accurate answer.

"The move is over." Xia Shenlan said in a relaxed tone, sincerely happy for the upcoming liberation.

Jiang Chenxing nodded, and said with a smile: "That's good, did the mermaid catch this fish too?"

"Yeah, this is bluefin tuna. How can I have that ability? I may not be able to catch one in another ten years."

"So, is he all right? A few days ago, he lost his appetite and was not in good spirits. I was always worried. I went to the pet forum to talk to several fish owners."

"What's the matter, I can only say that he is better than me when he is sick. Speaking of your forum, did you find any definite answer?"

"I'm not sure, everyone's answers are different, do you want to have a look, Xiao Xia?"

"Show me, you can't let him be so exhausted all the time."

Xia Shenlan didn't dare to take the mermaid to see a doctor, so she could only read the analysis of the supernatural netizens on the Internet.

Jiang Chenxing's post now has thousands of replies, and the answers can be roughly divided into three types:

The first one is to send him to the hospital as soon as you love him.

The second type: the estrus period has arrived.

The third type: large carnivorous animals suddenly lose their appetite and reduce their food intake. It is probably because they want to digest the accumulated food and eat the owner.

The third answer also included several incidents of pet cannibalism, which made Xia Shenlan's hair stand on end.

Xia Shenlan put down her phone, and said righteously: "I thought about it, he can still catch such a big fish, he must be fine, let's not worry about it."

Jiang Chenxing seemed to be convinced: "That's fine."

At night, Xia Shenlan lay on the bed tossing and turning, unable to fall asleep, her mind was full of answers from the forum, especially the third answer, which was neatly arranged in a row of "seeking good fortune".

Xia Shenlan couldn't help recalling all kinds of things about the mermaid carefully. From the first time they met, the mermaid showed a good impression of him, so he was actually willing to believe that the mermaid would not hurt him.

He kept recalling what happened when he went out to sea today - the mermaid's sharp nails pressed against his heart, and he said in a low voice, "You still owe me one more time".

In the past, the mermaid used to press his fingernails on all parts of his body when talking, and used this threatening gesture to make Xia Shenlan nervous and force him to show his truest state.

But this time was different from the past, the mermaid's tone did not have any doubts, the mermaid was not trying to scare him for an answer, but a simple action of wanting to kill him.

Until this moment, Xia Shenlan finally realized, belatedly, how terrifying the mermaid's words contained:

You owe me one more time so I can take your dog's life.

With him unconscious, he brushed shoulders with death again? !

Xia Shenlan was shocked and broke into a cold sweat, this old Yu forced to avenge her kindness is a real dog!

With his thinking that was always half a beat behind, he probably didn't know why when he was killed by a mermaid.

The more Xia Shenlan thought about it, the more angry she became, and the more she thought about it, the more she tossed and turned and couldn't fall asleep. She just wanted to rush to the fish tank and cut the mermaid into sashimi and eat it.

Forget it, he comforted himself in his heart, if a hero doesn't suffer from immediate losses, it's better not to go head-to-head with the mermaid.

How to solve the current predicament, almighty netizens will give him an answer!

Xia Shenlan took out her phone and quickly started searching:

"A mermaid is a human or a fish?"

"Can mermaids eat it?"

"Is the mermaid delicious?"

"How to cook the best fish?"

"Can a mermaid's tears turn into pearls?"

"How do you make mermaids cry?"

Most netizens think that mermaids can fall in love with princes, so it must be more human, and it is not recommended not to try if it is not a heavy taste.

Regarding the question of whether the mermaid's tears will turn into pearls, all netizens have a highly consistent answer: yes!

As for how to make a mermaid cry, the one with the highest praise is: Do until he cries!

Xia Shenlan surfs the sea every day, and she is usually unwilling to continue surfing after returning home, so she doesn't quite understand the meaning of this sentence, so she asked stupidly: "How do you do it?"

Enthusiastic netizens are very willing to share their long-collected learning materials with Xia Shenlan.

Xia Shenlan put on the earphones, turned on the video, her eyes, ears and soul were triple baptized.

Turning off the video with a dazed face, Xia Shenlan held on to the last bit of hope and asked a serious question:

"This method is not very feasible. The mermaid's strength is very strong. If you want to force him, it is estimated that the head will be cut off before the hand touches it."

The comments jumped quickly, and after one comment appeared, everyone stood in line to express their support: If he is strong, then seduce him and make him fall in love with you, and then you dump him hard and make him cry bitterly!

Xia Shenlan couldn't bear it. She suspected that the current netizens who stayed up late all year round must have some problems in their minds. Otherwise, why did this unreliable answer get so many people's approval?

To seduce a mermaid, to seduce a mermaid, and then to throw it away, is this something that a normal person's brain circuit can come up with?

Besides, if he really seduces the mermaid, he might be captured directly to give birth to a little mermaid, and even the first answer can be realized by the way, if the mermaid really has that function.

Forget it, sleep!

Xia Shenlan put her phone aside and forced herself to fall asleep.

As the saying goes, if you think about it by day, you will dream at night. Xia Shenlan had a dream about a mermaid——

In the dream, he obviously lost his mind, believed in the plan of the netizens, and seduced the mermaid with a twitchy posture.

What's even more frightening is that he really managed to seduce the mermaid.

After the incident, he pretended to go out to sea with the mermaid, and after throwing the mermaid into the sea, he stood on the shore and said meanly: "Actually, I lied to you, I never loved you. Are you sad? Do you want to cry? Hahaha Ha ha!"

The mermaid was not sad, but very angry, and lured him into the sea by singing.

He was brought back to the resplendent mermaid palace, and he had nothing but gems, and lay on the [-]-square-meter big bed with no interest in life.

Then!The mermaid came to make him cry!

It wasn't over yet, the mermaid was so ruthless, and when he was done having fun, he slashed open his stomach, took out a little mermaid from nowhere and stuffed it in.

"!!!"

Xia Shenlan woke up suddenly, wishing to poke her eyes, why did he remember the face of the mermaid in lust so clearly!

This is not right!

He patted his face, and wanted to go to the bathroom to wash his face to cool down, but when he moved, he discovered the abnormality on his underwear.

Xia Shenlan was silent for a long time, and finally couldn't help but blushed and cursed: "Fuck!"

He could no longer look directly at the merman.

Throughout the morning, Xia Shenlan deliberately ignored the mermaid, and finally took the initiative to speak, still: "You don't want to go to sea with me today."

The mermaid's patience was about to run out, and she looked at Xia Shenlan with dissatisfaction: "Why?"

"There is still a lot of bluefin tuna you caught yesterday, you eat it first, you don't have to go out with me to earn rations."

"Throw it away."

"Throw what to throw, there are millions of them!"

"I don't eat the rest."

"Aren't you happy to eat the strawberries left for several days?"

Xia Shenlan swears that he really didn't mean to be sarcastic or sarcasm, he just said it according to the trend, but the mermaid's heart is as small as the eye of a needle, and the little patience left is exhausted in an instant.

"Xia Shenlan." The mermaid's voice was full of warning.

Mermaids are generally not called Xia Shenlan by his full name. From the beginning of learning to speak, he used to follow Jiang Chenxing to call him "Little Brother Xia".

And the first time he called Xia Shenlan's full name was just after Xia Shenlan had that dream.

The mermaid in the dream didn't call him Little Brother Xia, but called him "Xia Shenlan" in a low voice, with a vague and sexy tone.

Xia Shenlan's face was hot uncontrollably, fearing that his dirty thoughts would be seen by the mermaid, she grabbed the key on the table and wanted to run outside.

However, the mermaid's reaction was faster, and when Xia Shenlan passed by the fish tank, she jumped out of the water and grabbed him and dragged him back.

Freedom is ahead, but Xia Shenlan was pulled back by her arms, and her back hit the fish tank hard. Her neck was locked by the mermaid, and she could only look up at the mermaid's deep eyes.

"Are you avoiding me?"

Although it was a questioning sentence, the mermaid's tone was very firm.

"No……"

Before Xia Shenlan finished speaking, Jiang Chenxing's voice came over: "Little Brother Xia!"

"Jiang Chenxing, don't come here!"

The mermaid didn't like Jiang Chenxing in the first place, and if he was coming over, things would only get messier.

Xia Shenlan didn't know much about it, but she had to hold Jiang Chenxing steady, and comforted her: "I'm fine."

The mermaid's arms tightened slightly, drawing Xia Shenlan's attention back.

"Why do you hide from me?"

"I really didn't hide from you..."

"What did you see last night?"

see what?

A series of images such as forums, videos, and dreams quickly flashed through Xia Shenlan's mind, and her reddened face turned redder, as she struggled and yelled loudly: "I didn't see anything! Let me go! "

The whole action reveals four words: trying to cover up.