Trapping Fried-haired Kittens

This kitten knows how to play in his head.

Dixiu looked a little speechless and pursed his lips.

"Dixiu, Dixiu, what is the ink stain?"

Yuan Xiaoxiao urged him, staring at the big pendulum in the distance, attracted by the human screams from a distance, couldn't hide the excitement on his face, and tugged at his sleeve.

Di Xiu twitched the corner of his mouth.

"Hey, hurry up, hurry up."

Yuan Xiao thought he was slow, so he simply turned around, grabbed the human arm with both hands, hugged and ran forward, grinning at the corners of his mouth, wide-opening his eyes, and muffled his head.

Dixiu was a little annoyed, thinking that the kitten was full of brains and left to play, but looking at the boy's eyes full of light, he clicked his tongue under his breath, and finally laughed lowly.

"It's wild."

There are many game items that can be played in the playground, and it takes a lot of time to play many items once. They came late, so it is impossible to play all of them.

Yuan Xiao hopped around like she was having fun, and played a few of the exciting ones that she was interested in. The rest of them, such as the merry-go-round, passed by after a glance, not interested at all.

He likes taller projects, the taller the better.When he was at a high place, the wind was blowing, and he looked down on the vast landscape of the world, which always made him feel inexplicably happy, and there was still a trace of familiarity.

As night fell and the playground was about to close, Yuan Xiao sat in the car and looked at the remaining unplayed items, watching from afar with his round eyes, smashing his mouth, feeling very reluctant.

"You still want to play?"

Di Xiu glanced at him, put his fingers on the steering wheel casually, and started the car.

These words vaguely hinted that they could still play, Yuan Xiaoxiao's eyes lit up, and she nodded repeatedly, "Think!"

Cats can't get enough!

The milky white boy stared at Dixiu, full of expectation, eagerly, "I want to play, can I?"

Dixiu looked sideways, quickly retracted his gaze, and hooked his lips.

"No."

This little brat has been staring at and playing all day long, and it's fine to come here once in a while, but if he plays endlessly, he must be forgotten.

"...Oh." Yuan Xiao pursed her mouth, leaned back in the chair, said nothing, her voice was soft, "Okay."

"So honest?" Dixiu asked with a half-smile, with interest, "Stop trying to find a solution, Yuan Xiaomao?"

Yuan Kitty: "For example?"

"for example……"

Dixiu changed the car to automatic driving, set the destination and leaned back in the chair, crossed two large hands with well-articulated joints on his stomach, with slender knuckles, and moved his fingertips lightly, staring at Yuan Xiao, as if thinking something think.

Yuan Xiao asked, "Like what?"

In the night, the gorgeous and changing neon lights shine in through the car window. It is foggy, sprinkled in the young man's eyes full of knowledge, clean and stained with the scorching heat of the world.

The color of Dixiu's eyes darkened, he tilted his head slightly, and smiled lightly. His eyes swept over the young man inch by inch, and finally fixed on the side of his waist, "For example, if you make your tail out, let me touch it, and I will bring you back tomorrow." Come on, how about it?"

"Tail?"

Yuan Xiao was taken aback.

touch the tail? !

Di Xiu chuckled, "Yes."

Yuan Xiao stayed for two seconds, met the deep smile in the eyes of the human being, his head went blank for a moment, and the roots of his ears turned red, "Bah, you have a good idea!"

A cat's tail is like a lifeline, so it can be touched. Unscrupulous human beings are shameless, and want to touch his tail?

"Don't touch it."

Yuan Xiao looked determined and cast a sideways glance at him.

Dixiu felt a little regretful, "Really not to be touched?"

In half-human form, the slender tail is quite sensitive, which is very suitable for teasing a certain cat dumpling.

"No, don't even think about it!"

Yuan Kitty snorted.

It's only because Maomao has no money. Today I spent all the money of black-hearted local tyrants. When Maomao has money, I can play however I want!

No, he wants to contact Dr. Qi again.

He wants to work and earn a little money!

Yuan Xiao thought for a while, then immediately took out the phone, quickly found the contact information of the psychological counselor Dr. Qi, edited a message and sent it to ask about the recent work situation.

Since Dr. Qi told him about the replacement of the capital injection boss in the counseling room last time, he has basically not received a job anymore, and he doesn't know how the situation is now.

This is the contact method that Dr. Qi used at work. Yuan Xiao sent the message, but did not get a reply. It is estimated that Dr. Qi has already left work, so let's be patient and take back the phone.

When we got to the small courtyard, the night was already dark, Dixiu's house was chosen in a quiet place, there wasn't even a street light nearby, it was dark and blurry everywhere.

After Dixiu went to the courtyard and parked the car, Yuan Xiao stepped down first and walked towards the small building.There was a thin layer of snow on the ground, which scattered in pieces when the wind blew.

Yuan Xiao walked in for a while, stepped on something, and slipped out on the spot.

Gan.

Two legs are not as good as four.

Looking left and right, there was no one around, Yuan Xiao used his demon power, "baji" turned back into a soft cat dumpling, with four paws firmly stepping on the snow, leaving a shallow plum blossom jio mark.

The handrails of the steps in front of the small building are made of silver-white metal, with a little thin snow hanging on them. When illuminated by the dim light, it reflects a little candy-like color.

Kitten Yuan raised his head to look at the metal handrail, his blue eyes sparkled, his ears moved, and his tail wobbled, bending in a small arc.

Meow.

This color looks... sweet.

Kitty Yuan sucked a bit, his heart was about to move, and looked back and forth, Dixiu was not there, slipped on the small pad, jumped onto the armrest nimbly, stabilized his body, poked his head out quietly, and stuck out his little pink tongue—— —

suck~

Lick the snow.

Tsk tsk, it's ice cold...it's really sweet!

Yuan Kitty's ears stood up suddenly, the soft hairs on the tips trembled, the light of excitement flooded into the eyes, and he lowered his head and stuck out his little tongue to lick again.

The taste is sweet and sweet, but when a certain cat was about to close his mouth with satisfaction, an accident happened suddenly.

"Meow, meow, meow, meow!"

Aww, his tongue is stuck!

how come? !

Yuan Xiaomao was shocked and tried to retract his tongue, but the tip of his pink and tender tongue was firmly stuck to the metal, unable to survive, and the wind blew cold and swished.

"Meow, Diqiu! Woo, meow, meow, Dijiu, Diqiu! Meow, meow, meow!"

Woohoo, help, Dixiu!Di Xiu!

When it's over, will his tongue be damaged by freezing?Will amputation be required?Ow, help!

Yuan Xiaoxiao panicked, her tongue was restricted, she hummed indistinctly, and she dared not move her small body.

"Yuan Xiao?"

After parking the car, Dixiu entered the small building through another door. He didn't see the kitten dumpling, and was about to go upstairs to look for it, when he heard a few pitiful meows, and followed the sound to go out.

"Meow! Meow! Meow!"

Here, here!Save the cat!

The surroundings were too dark, and Kitten Yuan didn't dare to move his head. He pouted his butt and shook his tail vigorously, trying to attract human attention.

"Yuan Kitty, what are you doing here?"

Dixiu went down the steps, and saw the milky white cat dumpling lying on the handrail, almost integrated with the handrail, whimpering, meowing softly, looking at him with round eyes as if asking for help.

"Meow, meow."

Woo, cat tongue, tongue is about to disappear.

The situation was urgent, and Yuan Xiao couldn't care less about being embarrassed, and stared nervously at the humans, waiting for rescue, but the tips of her ears were a little pink.

"..."

Dixiu looked down and stared down at the kitten's pink tongue, which was glued to the armrest miserably, meowing cowardly, with pitiful eyes and a funny look.

He raised his eyebrows, couldn't help it, and laughed out loud on the spot.

"Little cat, how does it taste, is it delicious?"

Is this not enough to have fun with yourself?

It's really skinny.

"Meow! Meow meow meow meow!"

Still laughing!Why do black-hearted human beings laugh, huh little tongue huh.

Yuan Xiaomao became angry from embarrassment. He meowed, but he pulled his tongue and cried again.

"Okay, darling, here we come."

Dixiu chuckled twice, stepped forward to rescue Kitten Yuan, secretly performed a cleansing technique on his hands, then half-bent down, carefully pinched Mao Tuanzi's pink tongue with his cold white fingertips, the other hand flashed with demon power, relaxed Rescue poor little tongue from a cat gang.

"Woo, meow."

The tip of Yuan Xiao's tongue was pinched by a human, and she meowed a few times vaguely, pushed her fingertips out, sucked and retracted her small tongue, and finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"Woo, meow."

The cat was scared to death, almost thought that the tongue was not safe, but the unscrupulous human was still laughing.

"Tsk."

Dixiu pursed his lips, his eyes were clearly teasing, "Don't worry, nothing will happen."

The tip of the kitten's tongue touched the fingertips, and the instant itch still persisted. Dixiu lightly twitched his fingertips, and carried the kitten back to the house to take a bath and sleep.

Yuan Xiaomao was ridiculed miserably, and felt sorry for his little tongue, so he slumped under the bed, closing his eyes and ignoring others.

Dixiu teased the cat, but the cat turned its back to him and ignored him, and smiled, "Seeing how energetic you are, do you still want to go to the playground tomorrow?"

"!!"

Maotuanzi moved his ears, turned around, changed to face humans, and signaled silently——

go with!

The smile in Dixiu's eyes was scattered, he fished the milk cat dumpling into his arms, and closed his eyes.

Maybe it's because of thinking day by day and dreaming at night, Yuan Xiao's head is full of his poor little tongue before going to bed, and at night he dreams that he is on a large ice field, with ice and snow as far as the eye can see, and he is just a kitten, All four claws are glued to the ice.

There was no one in the ice field, he called Dixiu, his voice was split and he didn't see a piece of human clothes, and he turned into an ice sculpture cat in the cold wind after a while.

Meow!

The ice cat woke up on the spot.

At night in winter, the outside is still pitch black. Yuan Kitten's glasses are wide open. Looking around, there is a human's firm chest nearby, rising and falling with shallow breathing, and the temperature is scorching hot.

Yuan Xiao breathed a sigh of relief, glanced at the sleeping human beings, carefully huddled her body, got out of the bed, and landed on the carpet on the pad of flesh.

"What are you going to do?"

Suddenly there was a deep, hoarse voice from behind, and a hand pressed directly onto his back from behind.

Dixiu's palms were empty, he opened his eyes, subconsciously stretched out his hand, and brought the kitty back.

"Meow."

To the restroom.

The big hand on the back ran along the fur, Yuan Xiaomao snorted, rubbed his head against the palm of his hand, and pushed it a few times on the pad.

"Meow, meow."

Stop, cats can't hold back!

"Go back quickly."

Dixiu walked back along the back with his hands, touching the tip of the tail all the way.

Yuan Xiaomao stared, "Meow!"

The cat's tail cannot be touched.

Ah no, the cat wants to go to the bathroom.Yuan Xiao lightly tapped the human hand with his tail, and ran out quickly.

Di Xiu lightly closed his eyes.

This is an old building, and there is no private bathroom in the bedroom. Yuan Xiao ran too fast and didn't turn on the light. On the way back, he was dizzy, and accidentally ran to the wrong room, stepping on the meat pad, and entered the study not far from the bedroom.

"??"

Yuan Xiao glanced up, ready to go out, a deep dark green color suddenly slipped through the corner of his eyes, a bit blurred in the dark night.

... dazzled?

Yuan Xiao paused, then looked over, but found nothing unusual.He was a little vigilant, the demon power flowed faster in his body, he looked left and right, and suddenly there was another flash.

What the hell is he meowing? !

The soft fur on Yuan Xiao's body was fluffed up, stepping on the pads of her flesh, she approached the light without sound.

It was a book on the table.

A book with a plain black cover.

Very familiar.

Yuan Xiao was taken aback, this book... no, it should be this kind of black book, he has seen it many times with Dixiu, not just one.

But, it seems, something is wrong.

Yuan Xiao stood on the table, looked at the book with his head down, tilted his head, and the evil spirit lingered all over his body. Suddenly, the cover of the book was dark green like thick ink, and the light was dim, spreading to his claws.

Yuan Xiao froze slightly, raised her paw, and leaned against the book.

"Whoa."

The pages of the book turned by themselves and spread out gently in front of him, revealing the text inside.

The first line, how to obliterate the cat's biological instinct.

The second line, how to obliterate the biological instinct of the cat demon.