Master became my maid

In a monk's life, he basically bid farewell to sleep from the moment he entered the threshold of practice, so Zhou Ganming especially cherished this rare rest time after losing his cultivation base.

On the one hand, his current body really couldn't withstand the whole night, so he probably became a feather before they found a way to return to the cultivation world.In the world of comprehension, there is a theory of reincarnation, but the world here is hard to say, so Zhou Qianming pays special attention to his physical fitness.

On the other hand, because sleeping is indeed the most accessible enjoyment for ordinary people, all things that are difficult to achieve or obtain in reality can find sustenance in dreams.

Most of the time, the eccentricity of the dream is far more than the boringness that comes back and forth in reality, but sometimes it is just the opposite, because what actually happened does not require such rigorous logic, such as what Zhou Qianming is facing now.

It may be that the mental and physical excitement of the whole day yesterday made him a little unbearable. Zhou Qianming slept until the sun was high the next morning before getting up.

Zhou Qianming, who just woke up and was still a little confused, scratched his hair and picked up the mobile terminal to send his master a "good morning". After he finished sending, he realized that it was almost noon.

His stomach was shocked by the numbers on the watch together with him, and then his stomach let out a meaningful cry as if it had just reacted.

Hunger may be one of the most painful feelings in this world. Zhou Qianming waited for a long time but did not get a reply from his master, so he sighed and kicked off his slippers and went downstairs to cook.

This brunch was because Liu Muyun was not at home and Zhou Qianming was not in the mood to prepare, and on the other hand, it was also because he was really hungry, so it seemed extraordinarily rough.

He made some food to wrap his belly and settled the meal. It didn't take long to say it, but it was just this little time that made his matter on the star network further fermented.

After Zhou Ganming finished washing the dishes in a slow manner and chatted with his master for a while with the mobile terminal, he finally thought of the video he uploaded yesterday.

Zhou Qianming had no idea what the last video was about, so he clicked on the backstage of his video account completely unprepared, and as expected, he saw that the video was finally approved after a whole night, and at the same time I was also quite surprised to find that the number of views of that video exceeded one million in less than half a day.

We must know that due to the low fertility rate of the entire Zerg race, the current total population of insects is only more than 8000 million. Even if the royal family of the empire sends out some official announcements, the most views on the first day will be similar to this video.

So Zhou Ganming felt a little proud when he saw this, thinking that these female insects were attracted by the discussion between the two of them.

With this kind of inconspicuous complacency, Zhou Qianming immediately clicked into his video, and then he found that the bullet screen that popped up at the beginning of the video was quite different from the preset he had just made in his mind. discussing the same thing:

"A million times more"

""Discussion""

"The precious video of the 'discussion' on the bed in the early years"

"The next-door guide video that you can't see clearly in the last 10 minutes, with detailed analysis and explanation, will take you into a different visual experience"

"It's the nth time, I have to send a barrage to sigh, no wonder so many females are rushing to marry Young Master Zhou, with this waist strength, physical fitness, plus big and big, if I am not married, I will marry too"

"??? Clicking in for the first time, how can I make it clear?"

Zhou Qianming had watched quite a few videos before, and he knew that the bullet screens at the beginning of the video basically had nothing to do with the content of the video. They were usually meaningless words such as "coming here" and "a few minutes ago", but no matter how it didn't matter, It shouldn't be posted so that even the protagonist of his video can't understand it?

Zhou Qianming dragged the progress bar to the corresponding position according to the "last 10 minutes" mentioned in the bullet screen, but as soon as he pulled it, before he could take a closer look, he flashed all the things. I remembered it all.

He sucked in a breath of cold air, and shouted in his heart that it was over. If the master he had just chased knew about this, it would be easy for him to pack up his things and kick him out.

In his panic, Zhou Qianming forgot that this house still belonged to the original owner, and theoretically it is now his private property. If Liu Muyun wanted to kick him out, the only way to go would be to kick him out.

He shook his hand and clicked the play button, wishing he could close his eyes during the period, but things backfired, just like what he had imagined. In the video, the two of them had reached the final stage of their sparring, and Zhou Ganming was pushed against the wall by his master. It seemed that they had reached the point of exhaustion, and their breathing movements were unavoidably a bit heavy, and their sweaty looks didn't look as neat and unrestrained as the two of them usually did, but they added a touch of charm.

Here I have to lament the ingenuity of the Zerg technology. Zhou Ganming remembers that the group of military females who made the video were standing quite far away from them, but the scene captured in the video seemed to be right in front of them, although it was a bit shaken because of the unprofessional performance of the photographer. It was intense, but the opening and closing of the mouths of the two of them and the sweat dripping from their cheeks were clearly captured in the video.

Zhou Ganming, who was analyzing this video last night, was still thanking the person who invented this technology, but now he just wants to smash the shooting terminal.

Even though Liu Muyun's back basically blocked Zhou Qianming's body in the current shot, except for the uneasy hands on his waist and half of Zhou Qianming's face exposed because of his height, Basically nothing else, but even so the barrage is almost insane:

"It's coming, it's coming"

"Hold your waist, hug your waist, is the next step going to take off your clothes? I'm ready, I'm ready"

"Ah ah ah ah I almost broke the light screen just to take a screenshot"

"In order to see more clearly, I used the large light screen in his house while my female father was away"

"High Energy Ahead"

Zhou Ganming finally knew what it was like to be "socially dead". He was so embarrassed that he wanted to find a place to bury himself, but it seemed a little unreasonable not to read the fruits he had planted.

Then came to the place that made him excited at the time and now made his heart stop suddenly. Liu Muyun staggered and fell backward because of loss of strength, while Zhou Ganming couldn't help but because of his arms around his waist and concern for his master. The ground also fell down.

In fact, it lasted less than two seconds, and the female soldier who was filming took action immediately after seeing the two fell down, and quickly ran towards them holding the terminal.

Although the video-shooting terminal has an automatic locking function, it couldn’t stand up to the shooter running wildly all the way, causing the camera to shake violently, and basically nothing could be seen clearly in the middle.

However, it was such frenzied to fragmented video content, but the barrage howled that he had seen it:

"Oh my god, can I watch this for free??"

"Damn it, I caught it!!"

"The back button has been pressed, this is the hero of my dream."

"Big dad, Colonel Liu is good, admiration admiration"

"I watched it more than a dozen times and I almost got vomited and didn't see it clearly. Does the different terminal prices affect the video experience?"

"I didn't see the +1 clearly, I was dying of anxiety, please kindly send me a clear screenshot, and I can pay for it"

Seeing that the barrage was about to start trading money with his screenshots, Zhou Qianming felt a stomachache that didn't exist, and pressed pause casually.

Unlike those bugs whose screenshots were not clear in the video, Zhou Ganming, as the person involved, can restore the unclear picture in front of him even with his eyes closed.

This kind of ability is very embarrassing in this state, Zhou Qianming would rather not have it, because at this moment he seems to be forced to watch himself running naked in full view.

Zhou Jianxian Yingming I never thought that he would stumble, but at this moment a bullet screen entered his line of sight: "It doesn't matter if you can't see clearly now, there will be more clearly later."

After Zhou Qianming saw it, he was in pain. He pulled the progress bar back a little in despair, only to see that in the scene that was shaking so badly, the thing was not affected at all, as long as he concentrated a little, he could spy on it.

The worm that I hadn't seen clearly just now finally saw it clearly, and couldn't help setting off a carnival on the barrage again, but Zhou Qianming was in no mood to watch it anymore.

He paused the video emotionally and dragged it to the comment area, only to see that the comment area was actually more lively than the barrage.

There were endless cheers and cheers in the barrage, as if only females were left on the entire website, and those few but "extremely noble" males finally made a movement in the comment area, and I saw them insulting Zhou Qianming with righteous indignation: "It's true!" Embarrassing the male insect", "Have you never seen a female insect in this life, the look of rushing up is so funny", "Speechless, this video can be on the homepage, can you stop buying popularity?"

Of course, this is only a small part of the male insects’ comments, and a large part is attacking the female insects who exclaimed in front of the video. The vulgar words used in this part of the comments made Zhou Qianming, who was so embarrassed that he almost ascended to heaven, read it. Frowning back to God.

However, unlike the previous situation on Xingwang.com, the reason why these male worms stayed in the front of the comments was not because many worms agreed with their remarks, on the contrary, it was actually because many worms scolded them to the front row.

Zhou Qianming was surprised to find that the group of females also had a temper when facing the males. Although the reason for their anger was a bit strange, the words they uttered were well-founded:

"What do we like to keep an eye on you?"

"Young Master Tuesu hasn't said anything yet, who are you?"

"Tueshou Shao and you are male sons, you are not ashamed and angry because you are not as good as Tuesday, are you?"

"Not as good, where is it not as good?"

Zhou Ganming originally had the idea of ​​deleting the video directly, but when he saw this, he suddenly gave up this idea.

As the saying goes, unintentionally inserting willows, he really didn't expect that because of such an oolong incident, this group of female insects would dare to stand up and choke with the male insects. Although many insects should dare to do so under the cloak of anonymity, but this It's also a big step forward.

Zhou Ganming rubbed his chin, feeling that he was just ashamed, and it seemed good that things had developed to this point.

Zhou Ganming sacrificed his color and face quite generously, but after the first wave of enthusiasm passed, soon his color alone was not enough to be ridiculed by the masses.

So Liu Muyun was forced to follow his apprentice to become famous on the star network without knowing anything about it.

This time he was still a whole week away from going home, and he had already confiscated all the mobile terminals of ordinary military females in the military headquarters last week, so he didn't know anything about it.

The author has something to say: Wa Ganming: I have paid too much to help the female insect stand up, wipe away my tears

Liu Muyun: You are about to lose your wife, so farewell