Master became my maid

In fact, once a person embraces the idea of ​​seeing death as home, all problems will be easily solved.

Isn't it just to watch a video, what a big deal, Zhou Qianming thought very calmly.

The audience in the live broadcast room did not have his calmness and Liu Muyun's doubts at all. They were all as excited as if they had won a lottery from the sky, and they wanted to order the entire live broadcast room.

Liu Muyun frowned slightly and stared at the screen. The video had just started at this time, and the content in the video was quite normal. As another protagonist of the video, Liu Muyun was very familiar with everything that happened in the video.

However, unlike the familiarity with the content of the video, the dense barrage of bullets on the video is no different from the heavenly book to Liu Muyun.

The video at this time is not the same as when Zhou Ganming watched it a few days ago. At that time, the video was just released, and there were many bugs who didn’t know much about it, so when I clicked on the video, there were still many bullet screens explaining things. cause and effect.

But at this time, almost a week has passed compared to that day, and the bugs that should know basically know it. The original "popular science" bullet screens are naturally covered by the bullet screens that come from behind, causing Liu Muyun I was completely confused when I watched it.

The two watched it numbly for a few minutes, one puzzled and the other numb. The video was still normal. Finally, Liu Muyun couldn't help but asked, "Is there any problem?"

Zhou Qianming sat up in shock as if he was dying, his eyes brightened instantly when he heard the words, and he quickly replied: "There is no problem, it is the part you agreed to post. If you don't believe it, you have to read it. Do you believe it now?"

Liu Muyun cast a half-believing glance at him, and then still didn't fully believe what he said, but glanced at the barrage inconspicuously.

The barrage at this moment has already pushed the "agreement" they had just reached with Zhou Qianming to the back of their heads, each of them is like a typewriter, and gifts and barrages are flying all over the live broadcast room, and some of them have attracted Liu Muyun's attention:

"Hahahahahahaha, dying"

"There is no taste in the front, I suggest that Colonel Liu directly pull the progress bar to the last 10 minutes"

"No way, no way, Colonel Liu has no memory of such a major 'accident'?"

"What do you know, maybe this is the daily life of the two of them, maybe in the eyes of Colonel Liu, this is nothing more than normal"

Seeing that his master looked over, Zhou Ganming couldn't help but follow suit. Seeing this, he lost his temper, and said half-truthfully, "It means that the things you promised me before are all coaxing me, right? Okay, this hatred I got it."

Not only was the bullet screen not afraid of hearing the words, but he continued to do "guiding work" for Liu Muyun, laughing and joking.

Under the double impact of such a high-intensity barrage impact and Zhou Qianming's words just now, Liu Muyun glanced at him with a sideways expression, then raised her hand and directly pulled the progress bar to the place mentioned by those bugs in the live broadcast .

After pulling there abruptly, Liu Muyun was taken aback by the bullet screen that had solidly covered the entire screen. Zhou Qianming was secretly happy for two seconds when he saw that the entire screen was invisible except for the bullet screen. When he got up, Liu Muyun raised his hand to make the bullet screen of the video translucent.

This time it was really like the public execution that the barrage said, Zhou Ganming didn't even have time to close his eyes, and saw himself "again" falling forward following his master's movements.

Counting the last time he watched it, plus the one he personally experienced, it means that this is the third time he has "reviewed" this "glory time".

Even though the video was shaking like a sieve, Liu Muyun froze there instantly.

He acts more casually, and basically doesn't care much about things that are not very important.

However, the experience in the video was not listed as "unimportant". Instead, he subconsciously avoided it because it too impacted his ability to accept it.

In layman's terms, this experience was too embarrassing, causing Immortal Lingyun couldn't bear to look directly at it, and automatically erased it from his memory.

However, self-deception is only self-deception after all. Liu Muyun remembered it the moment he saw Zhou Qianming lying on top of him. After two seconds of silence, he suddenly raised his hand to turn off the video, but it seemed a bit late.

Because at this moment, Liu Muyun, who finally realized what these bugs were teasing, tried to ignore the barrage, but still glanced at a few of them uncontrollably, and the brain's comprehension ability came to the result one step ahead:

"big big big big"

"Keep faith every day, my goal is to become a female like Colonel Liu"

"This video, I think it's less time to watch it once, maybe one day it will be deleted by Zhou Xiongzi, who is so ashamed and angry. Let's watch it and cherish it."

"Zhou Xiongzi was still teasing in Yunmo's comment section just now. It is unlikely that the video will be deleted, but it is more likely to be deleted by Colonel Liu who is so angry from embarrassment."

The bug who posted this barrage probably didn't expect that his words would become a prophecy. At this moment, "Colonel Liu who became angry from embarrassment" looked blankly at the barrage that slid past for two seconds, and then seemed to be reminded What, he immediately clicked on Zhou Ganming's video space. Before the barrage worm realized what he wanted to do, he saw him open the operation bar below the video, and pressed the delete button without thinking.

The whole operation was smooth and smooth, and it took less than two seconds, and the bugs in the entire live broadcast room were dumbfounded.

Zhou Ganming reacted much faster than them. He knew what Liu Muyun wanted to do the moment he clicked on his homepage.

However, when Liu Muyun pressed the delete button, a notification popped up:

"Sorry, this video is too popular and cannot be deleted directly.

If you want to delete the video, please private message the administrator to apply.

Sorry for the inconvenience brought to you. "

Liu Muyun stared expressionlessly at the dialog box that popped up on the screen, while Zhou Ganming was so frightened that he didn't dare to make a sound, for fear that he would smash the light screen directly.

The barrage reacted immediately after experiencing the initial bewilderment, and Dang Lian exploded directly on the screen of the live broadcast:

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, the brothers slapped their shame on the public screen"

"Dangerous Light Screen Dangerous"

"The most dangerous person right now is Zhou Xiongzi, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

"I laughed so hard, the effect of the show exploded"

"The freelance administrator finally did a good job because of his inaction"

"Go and download it, what are you waiting for!"

When Zhou Ganming saw this, he said it was bad, and the video couldn't be deleted, so it goes without saying who his master's anger would be directed at.

Sure enough, when Liu Muyun recovered from the statement with a cold face, his next move was to suddenly grab Zhou Qianming's front with one hand, and directly shut off the live broadcast with the other hand.

So those viewers who were still enjoying the live broadcast were pinched by Liu Muyun without the slightest precaution. The last scene left for them was Liu Muyun raising his hand and grabbing Zhou Qianming's collar, as if he was about to It looked like he was buried on the spot.

Theoretically speaking, the interval between when Liu Muyun reached out to grab his apprentice and when he raised his hand to turn off the live broadcast was no more than [-] seconds. The screenshot was saved, and all kinds of outrageous words were even added to it, making the entire Star Network extremely happy.

Of course, these are all things to say later, and those audiences who were forced to stop the fun with their bewildered faces are not in Zhou Qianming's consideration at this time. After all, he is now a mud bodhisattva crossing the river, so he has no time to care about other people's life and death.

Liu Muyun casually threw aside his terminal that caused all the "evil consequences" today, grabbed his collar and pressed him directly on the sofa, then Liu Muyun pinched his neck and said in a bad tone: "Legs and hands, pick one."

Zhou Ganming lost his cultivation at the moment, and was pinched by him a little out of breath. Hearing this, his scalp tingled. It wasn't because he realized that Liu Muyun's subtext was "you choose whether to remove your legs or hands", but mainly because The position of the two of them at this moment was really exciting to him.

Liu Muyun may have become angry and stupid from embarrassment, his face was as cold as ice, and he sat astride Zhou Qianming's body, pinching his neck as if he was really asking him how he wanted to die, but his earlobe was red It looked like it was about to bleed, but when Zhou Qianming lacked oxygen to the point where the picture in front of his eyes was blurred, he was still itchy from the red smear on his earlobe.

Seeing that he didn't speak, Liu Muyun pursed her lips, obviously feeling a little lower.

However, at this critical moment, Zhou Qianming burst out with an astonishing desire to survive.

He gritted his teeth and raised his hands tremblingly to grab his master's collar, and tore him off when Liu Muyun didn't expect it at all.

Lingyun Immortal Venerable was angry and really did not expect his apprentice to act like this. He was caught off guard and his body swayed, and then he fell directly on Zhou Qianming's body, and he pressed his head and gagged his mouth.

I have to say that although this method is vulgar, it actually worked for Liu Muyun.

The strange yet familiar touch came from the lips again, and the soft feeling that made the back tingling made Liu Muyun's eyes widen in disbelief.

Colonel Liu's suffocated breath seemed to be frozen by some magic at this moment. He was like a balloon that was suddenly poked with a hole, and he exhaled and emptied.

Even though she had made countless mental preparations when she was in the military, Liu Muyun was still a little flustered when she really got to this hurdle.

Zhou Qianming was originally in a hurry to go to the doctor, and he was even afraid that his master would blow him up in a fit of anger.

But when he really kissed, he immediately put those doubts behind him, put one hand on the back of his master's head, and the other on his obviously stiff waist.

Liu Muyun finally remembered from the panic that she seemed to be still angry, but before he could struggle, his good apprentice directly pried open his lips with his tongue, and poked in very skillfully.

The moment his lips and tongue intertwined, Liu Muyun's sense of reason just gathered collapsed again, but this time he was no longer just red ears, but blushed from his cheeks all the way to his neck.

The sound of sticky water gradually came from between the lips and teeth of the two of them, and Liu Muyun threw off his helmet and armor in a short while, and was so dazed by the kiss that he lost all reason.

The author has something to say: Can you hit home run tomorrow?

In fact, I do not know

感谢在2021-06-2921:00:31~2021-06-3021:00:55期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

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