hello, my name is kyoka shuiyue

The sky is blue.

The grass is green.

Ahem, okay, I'm talking nonsense.

But these nonsense are lamenting that we have finally come out of the imaginary circle where the birds have bone hyperplasia and no hair.

Kosuke is a hermit.

That's why he bid farewell to the soul world and went to the virtual circle to build a villa.

Hiding in the mountains is indeed a good idea.

For cultivating immortals, cheating and so on, it is a matter of a few words.

But the ancients said: Great hermits live in the city.

In fact, if Xiaojie had occupied the present world at the beginning, everything would be much simpler now.

But I think he is more like a ninja.

In the Xuye Palace, if you don't go out of the gate and don't step out of the second door, you will almost catch up with the eldest daughter of Huanghua in ancient times.

Oh God.

It's not about secretly preparing a dowry inside.

As for staying in Xuye Palace every day?

Just like that, no matter how Fox Ichimaru changes his path, I won't get lost anymore.

Of course, Xiaoge played a big part in it.

Xiaoge has found a new job since becoming a pet.

It is the legendary guide dog~~~

Although he always finds impatient and directly flashes.

But with Ulla in these are negligible.

Uh, without further ado.

Today is Valentine's Day.

So I came to this world.

Of course Xiaojie came with me.

It also brought little Gewula, the fox.

Dongxian Heiqiu is a good boy.

So he volunteered to see your home.

Xiaoge and Wula are said to want to observe the present world to prepare for future plans.

Liar!

With Wula's personality and Xiaoge's brain, such a technical lie would never be conceived.

He looked coldly at the smiling Ichimaru Fox.

He smiled back.

Ichimaru Fox is said to be going to drop by an old friend.

I sneered.

When you were in the world of souls, everyone knew that you, Ichimaru Fox, were incompatible with everyone except Matsumoto's big tits, so you had no pursuit at all.

Now he actually said to visit an old friend? !

Could it be that he is going to sneak back to Soul Soul Realm to meet Matsumoto?

But these are none of my business.

"Hey, now it's time for me and Xiaojie to live together, you all stay away."

Pulling Xiaojie's arm, he spoke unceremoniously to chase away people.

Xiaojie smiled dotingly.

Very good, since he has no objection, I don't have to worry about it.

He directly pulled Xiaojie out of the way.

"Yeah, I was despised by Xiao Jingyue because I lent you the reason~"

The voice of the fox's grievance came from behind.

My foot slipped.

rely on it!

It turns out that all the reasons for being lazy in this world can be borrowed?

This world is very lively.

It was very similar to the scene in the fragments of memory that I have almost forgotten.

Slogans about Valentine's Day are posted in shops everywhere.

Couples of men and women can be seen everywhere on the roadside.

There are also red roses in the hands of girls.

A little girl ran over holding a basket of flowers with slight fear and excitement.

"Sir, buy a bunch of flowers for your girlfriend!"

Kosuke stopped.

I am stunned.

well?

Isn't it a little bloody?

He reached out and pulled Xiaojie's sleeve.

Xiaojie looked back at me.

"Why, don't you want Jingyue?"

Continuous black line.

I have said questions, please use question marks, bastard.

To what extent have you contemptuous of grammar and so on, and now no matter what tone you say, it ends with a period!

By the way, when you were in Mao, weren't you still the top student who moved the teacher and cried bitterly, you bastard!

"No need." Shaking his head, "By the way, Xiaojie, do you have any money with you?"

looked at him suspiciously.

Blue BOSS is very rich.

There is no doubt about this.

But as far as I know, this rich gentleman seems to be reassuring to let Dongxian Heiqiu spend his money!

That guy is full of justice, so when Xiaojie generously appointed him as the general manager, he even entrusted the chief financial officer with important responsibilities.

So I want to say.

I really can't imagine that Xiaojie can get money out of the structure of his clothes with no pockets all over his body!

but……

"Xiaojie, do you have a pocket phobia? Why don't you wear the uniform of the virtual ring? There is still no pocket on your clothes?"

Xiaojie looked at me speechlessly.

"Really, I haven't seen anyone other than Wula who has pockets... Wula has money, so let's go find him now!"

Doing what you say is a good character.

In view of Xiaojie's mother-in-law and mother-in-law and his bad behavior of defeating the enemy in language and attacking people in thought, I am an actionist with a good personality.

But Xiaojie pulled me back from behind.

Looking back at him for no apparent reason.

"Ulquiola doesn't have money in his pocket."

Xiaojie gently shattered my dream.

I pursed my mouth and thought about it too.

Ulla's pockets are for his paws.

Xiaojie stuffed me with a bouquet of roses.

I stared blankly at Hua and then at him.

Then return the flowers to the little sister standing aside.

Educate him with righteous words, "Xiaojie, it's really despicable to use a mirror to make a living at this time."

Xiaojie's smile froze.

"Jingyue, in your mind, am I the kind of despicable and shameless person?"

Nodding without hesitation.

"It's an obvious fact."

"..."

Xiaojie looked at me.

I continued to stare at him sternly.

Zanpakuto cannot be used to cheat like this, kid.

It will definitely be condemned by God!

"Ano..." came the timid voice of the little flower seller, "Sir, your flowers and money..."

I stay.

wow wow wow...

Xiaojie really has money with him...

Xiaojie sighed.

He reached out and took me and put the flowers in my arms.

"Where does Mirror Moon want to go?"

"Where did you put your money?"

"Look at the place called the playground over there. There are a lot of people and it looks good."

"You obviously don't have any pockets...money, money..."

"Oh, the animal shapes on both sides are nice."

"Pocket pocket pocket..."

……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

Now Xiaojie and I are riding a wooden horse.

That's right, that carousel.

Originally, I wanted to go on the roller coaster.

But Xiaojie said that the kind of meaningless exercise whose speed is not as fast as Shunpo's fast route and cannot be chosen by oneself is simply a waste of time.

So I thought twice about seeing the aesthetically pleasing Trojan horse hit the nail on the head.

However, looking at Xiaojie's expression, he seemed a little dissatisfied.

So I stood up and jumped on his wooden horse.

Then he smiled and said, "Xiaojie, let's go eat ice cream!"

I saw a lot of people eating it.

Xiaojie looked around at the envious people who exclaimed.

Look at me nodding helplessly.

On the way to buy ice cream.

I saw a boy looking around anxiously.

Yo!Kurosaki Strawberry-kun?

She happily ran over and patted him on the shoulder.

He was startled.

"Jingyue, why are you here?"

I smiled and handed him the rose.

Watching him take it blankly.

I nodded with satisfaction.

Sure enough, holding a bouquet of roses is very troublesome.

It's not convenient to hug Xiaojie.

"SA, Mr. Strawberry, goodbye~"

Happy to bid farewell to Mr. Strawberry and follow the spiritual pressure to find Xiaojie.

Xiaojie is looking at Mr. Strawberry's back affectionately.

I tug on his sleeve unhappily.

Xiaojie lowered his head, "Jingyue likes that boy who was in trouble."

"It's okay. Kurosaki Kurosaki is a good boy."

But Xiaojie, why do you always use nicknames for Strawberry-kun?

"soga." After Xiaojie finished speaking, he was speechless.

I tilt my head.

Sure enough, Mr. Strawberry is a broom!

Xiaojie seemed to be in a particularly good spirit at night.

cough cough.

Damn it's not dark at all now!

Didn't I say it was fine just now? Why did you suddenly go back to Xuye Palace now?

The dead strawberry is really your fault, right?

In short, now Xiaojie is blocking my lips as if he doesn't want me to breathe, and his actions are rude.

I said that even if you are dissatisfied with the clothes, you can't directly bombard them like this!

Xiaojie, you are too much!

That's my clothes ah ah ah ah!

(Imagine the following plot by yourself, let’s describe the incompetence. Crawl away under great pressure...)