The whole of Yokohama thought we were together

"what……"

[Osamu Dazai] raised his head from the other party's arms, with some surprise on his face: "Could it be that we were so intense last night? But I can't remember anything now, isn't it a loss!"

Hearing this, the two guests in the hall turned their heads as if they hadn't heard it, and the other looked at the person who was speaking with a playful face.

"...No, Dazai, you are thinking too much." [Oda Sakunosuke] - put his arms around the opponent's waist to prevent him from slipping down, - rubbed his hands on the opponent's temples a few times to help relieve his discomfort, "Yesterday Your detective agency was invited to the officials’ banquet, and you drank too much at the banquet, and after I brought you back, you fell asleep until now.”

"Hangover..." [Osamu Dazai] curled his lips and clicked his tongue, "It still feels like a loss."

[Oda Sakunosuke] propped him up, "Let's clean up first, the time for lunch is coming soon, I'll stop by to buy lunch and come back." He said, turning his eyes to the hall, "You haven't eaten yet, have you?"

"not yet."

[Osamu Dazai] looked along him, and finally regained consciousness when he saw the other two people in the room, and immediately froze for a while.

... Aoi seems to have mentioned that Dazai Osamu and Oda Sakunosuke from another world are coming to visit.

Because he had met the former mafia leader himself too many times, [Osamu Dazai] didn't look at him at all, and turned to the young man next to him.

Youth is the most familiar appearance in memory, even the tiny unshaven stubble on the chin is the same.

[Osamu Dazai] took two steps forward, and stretched out his hand with a smile. There was something novel in his tone, but he didn’t treat strangers with politeness and alienation. Tiansaku, this is the first time we meet, I am Dazai."

"Hi, Dazai..."

"How do you say, you have to tidy yourself up before meeting the guests?"

Before Oda Sakunosuke raised his hand, Dazai Osamu who was beside him took up [Dazai Osamu]'s words in a cool tone, and then he stood in front of Oda Sakunosuke, and pushed [Dazai Osamu]'s hand back, By the way, he pointed to the other party's feet: "The bandages are all loose, are you experiencing the suicide method of 'tripping over the bandages' recently?"

"Huh? As expected of Dazai." [Oda Sakunosuke] was ready, and when he was about to put up his spectacle frames again, he heard what Dazai said, and couldn't help but continue, "That's what he told me at the time. "

Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows, and said leisurely: "This method is useless except for feeling the pain. The reason why he still wants to do this is because he knows that Odasaku you—"

"I'm hungry Odasaku, don't forget to bring me canned crab meat when you come back, ah, by the way, do you have any bandages left at home?" [Osamu Dazai] interrupted him, pushing [ Oda Sakunosuke] walked out, and said a bunch of words, as if he was afraid that the other party would hear what Dazai would say next.

As expected, [Oda Sakunosuke] was distracted and turned his head to answer his question: "It's all in the bathroom."

"Well, okay, then I'll go right away." [Osamu Dazai] looked back on the way—at Osamu Dazai who was standing still, his eyes narrowed slightly, and his face was unhappy.

— Tsk, childish.

When [Osamu Dazai] tidied himself up completely and came out of the bathroom, there was no one else in the room except Osamu Dazai whom he had just scolded in his heart for being childish.

The other party knew what he was looking for, held the coffee, and explained: "I was worried that I bought too much and couldn't take it, so the Oda work in my world followed."

[Osamu Dazai] threw himself on the lazy sofa and wiped his hair with a towel: "Why don't you just get together? I don't mind if you shake hands with my Oda."

He raised his eyes to look at the other party, with a playful tone, blatantly accusing the other party of his petty behavior just now.

"Although it's really good, but..." Osamu Dazai said, "If I meet someone from the World Detective Agency on the road, I may be dragged back to work. I don't have the kindness to work for others."

[Osamu Dazai] heard the words and immediately complained, "Ah, damn it, the plan almost succeeded." However, even though he said this, he couldn't see a look of regret on his face. If he really wanted to say it, Maybe it's still mostly laziness when I just woke up.

Osamu Dazai glanced at him, put down his coffee cup, and asked, "Where's that piece of paper?"

"It's gone." [Osamu Dazai] hung the wet towel beside him, "Suddenly disappeared on a certain day, I guess your side should have succeeded."

"...Isn't it true that you put the paper in your pocket and it was washed away when you dived?"

"..."

"Thank you for your patronage."

The clerk settled the bill, and after watching the two young men with similar looks leave the store, she couldn't help biting her ears with the colleague next to her.

"Twins, right? It must be!"

Colleague: "It's really the same, even the beard on the chin!"

"The one with the braids should be the older brother, right?"

"Eh—how did you see that?"

"Because it seems to be more mature... Well, it's not, it's just intuition anyway!" The clerk affirmed, "That—it must be brother!"

When the clerk was arguing about the age of the two, Oda Sakunosuke stood on the street with a bag full of crabs, feeling quite emotional.

"It's really not the same."

[Oda Sakunosuke] stopped, "What do you mean?"

"All." Oda Sakunosuke turned his eyes from this store to the crowd on the street, and then across the coast on the other side, and turned to each other, "Although it is similar to the existence of 'parallel world', but it is really standing here, Only then will I realize that everything here is actually different from that world."

He pointed to the store, "For example, in this part of the world, I have never seen this shop that specializes in crabs."

"This was opened about - years ago." [Oda Sakunosuke] thought about it for a while, and then said, "Many places in Yokohama were destroyed due to the battle with the five evils. After the matter was resolved, those destroyed areas were rebuilt. , and the old shops have been replaced by new ones.”

"So, as Ango said, even two people who are originally identical, will become different people because of different experiences (memories)." Oda Sakunosuke looked down at the bag in his hand, " I wouldn't make crab stew."

[Oda Sakunosuke] didn’t feel that the other party’s topic was jumping off the topic at all, and he continued the conversation smoothly: “Actually, my level can only be called ‘eatable’. Dazai’s culinary skills. The hard tofu he made for me before was so amazing that even the dead would be amazed after eating it.”

"Really? I haven't eaten this dish, I just heard him talk about it." The memories belonging to that time are not pleasant, and now Dazai Osamu and Oda Sakunosuke don't often talk about it, but at this moment he will not Doubt the authenticity of the other party's words, because in his opinion, Dazai is a person who is very good at everything, including the cooking skills that Ango often complains about.

I don't know if he felt the call in his mind, but when he just thought of Ango Sakaguchi, the two of them drove slowly by - a car, and lowered the windows when they were at the same speed as them.

The two turned their heads subconsciously, and saw the young man who looked like a professor turned his gaze from the road ahead to their side, and stepped on the brakes.

"Ango?" [Oda Sakunosuke] was a little surprised, "At this point...are you late for work?"

"I hope that Odasaku will not learn from Dazai, and think of me in a better place." [Sakaguchi Yasugo] said helplessly.

It is interesting to say, because it has been four years since [Oda Sakunosuke] came back, although [Dazai Osamu] is always younger than [Oda Sakunosuke], but [Sakaguchi Ango] is really older than this So when the three of them had a meal and chatted together one time, [Oda Sakunosuke] mentioned this topic by the way.

"If the age has changed, should we try to remove the honorific title?"

When these words came out, [Osamu Dazai] and [Ango Sakaguchi] were stunned for a while, [Ango Sakaguchi] simply ignored this issue, and although [Osamu Dazai] was aware of it, he never wanted to mention it. After the other party said this, he followed suit and said, "Yes, obviously Ango would call us by our names directly when he was drunk, but he is much more polite when he is sober."

"There's no 'much more polite', don't make it sound like I'm deliberately alienating you, Dazai-kun," [Ango Sakaguchi] retorted, "it's just getting used to it."

But despite saying this, [Sakaguchi Ango] consciously changed the previous title after that.

However, because of the deep-rooted habit, occasionally such titles as "Mr. Oda Saku" and "Oda Saku-kun" will pop up during conversations. After a long time, various titles are mixed up instead, and the other two don't seem to care much.

[Sakaguchi Ango] parked the car on the side of the road, got out of the car, and said, "I'm not late, I just skipped work. I originally wanted to get together with you and Dazai-kun, but at present, it's still Please explain—what's going on here?"

His eyes glanced back and forth between the two "Oda Sakunosuke", the meaning is self-evident.

"I didn't learn from Dazai, but you learned a lot from Dazai." [Oda Sakunosuke] gestured to the people around him, and explained concisely, "This is me in another world."

"Sure enough." [Ango Sakaguchi] didn't seem surprised. After all, he had long accepted the fact that the dead can be resurrected (although it is a special case). Now that he knows that there are parallel worlds, he saw two "Oda Sakunosuke" It's time to think about that.

He pushed down his glasses, and stretched out his hand to the other party: "Hello, I am the Ango Sakaguchi of this world—hmm... Before I do this, I should ask, there is also an 'Ango Sakaguchi' in that world, right?"

"Yes." Oda Sakunosuke responded, and was about to shake his hand, when he raised his hand, he realized that he was holding a bag of crabs in both hands.

The moment he lowered his head, one of the bags was taken over, and then the other party asked, "Did you change your job?"

Listen carefully, [Sakaguchi Ango] seems to contain some inexplicable expectations in his tone.

Oda Sakunosuke paused, then shook his head: "No, and...he never misses work."

"Ango never skipped work before," [Oda Sakunosuke] said, "only recently—"

"It's just that I discovered recently that what Dazai-kun said was right." [Ango Sakaguchi] took the words, and said lightly, "Work is never finished."

The author has something to say: Ango Sakaguchi, who was far away in another world, sneezed: Why did Mr. Dazai scold me again?

(Dazai:?)

感谢在2021-06-1120:53:08~2021-06-1822:22:57期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the bazooka:. oO1;

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade:. oO1;

Thanks to the little angel who threw mines:. oO2; Lonely Planet, Naming is So Troublesome, Warming Wine to Recount Old Friends, and Dongfang Dawning 1;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 6 bottles of bones and no meat;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!