[Greek Mythology] The Ugly God's Counterattack

one morning.

Hephaestus, who had just traveled back to modern times, was going to take Hades who came back with him to have a good day, and stroll around the mall by the way.

The reason is that he returned to modern times by accident last time. Although he had bought one or two sets of clothes for Hades, since they lived together for a long time now, Hephaestus decided to go to the mall to buy some necessary daily necessities.

It may be because of the laws of space that after coming to modern times, his and Hades' divine powers were basically restricted.

Fortunately, Hades, as the lord of the underworld, has a very high understanding. Under the explanation of Hephaestus, he can basically take care of himself in modern life.This made Hephaestus very gratified, at least this guy Hades is not a ninth-level disabled in life.

After everything was sorted out, Hephaestus patted Hades on the shoulder, and said with a sullen expression, "Xiaoha, I will take you to have fun today, my lord."

Hades glanced at him indifferently, nodded, and didn't respond to the name Xiaoha.

Hephaestus opened the corner of his mouth and smiled: "Let's go."

Back to the modern times, back to the place where he lived, and all the conspiracies were over, Hephaestus was extremely relaxed.

The two walked along the way, and Hephaestus was basically talking. He smiled and introduced to Hades the nearby scenic spots, what is the best food, and which place is the most fun. He gestured with his hands from time to time .

Hades looked at the elated Hephaestus, his eyes were unusually soft, and now Hephaestus was alive.He thinks so, very good.

"Xiaoha, let's go to the shopping mall to buy clothes and daily necessities first, and then we will go to the food shop opposite our house to eat... and then..." Hephaestus said a lot, and then suddenly stopped.

Seeing that he suddenly stopped talking, Hades turned his head slightly and asked, "What's wrong?"

Hephaestus stroked his chin, looked at Hades, and after thinking for a while, he said hesitantly, "Xiaoha, why don't you cut your long hair short." After all, in modern times, men with long hair are more or less strangeness.

Hades was silent for a moment, staring at Hephaestus with a pair of black pupils, just when Hephaestus thought Hades would refuse, he nodded slightly, and popped out four words solemnly: "Do as the Romans do."

Hephaestus was taken aback for a moment, blinked his eyes, and started laughing fiercely after he realized it. He felt that Hades was getting more and more down-to-earth.

Hades was not annoyed by Hephaestus's smile. He stretched out his hand to lift the broken hair that fell to Hephaestus' cheek from laughing, looked at him and said, "Short hair is also very good."

Two handsome men with completely different temperaments standing together is undoubtedly a very eye-catching picture. Coupled with the intimate behavior of the two, it is easy to attract the attention of passers-by.

Hephaestus caught a glimpse of two or three little girls gathered around and watched him and Hades talking quietly, so he gently patted Hades' hand off, coughed, and said, "Let's go!" , let's go get a haircut now."

He took Hades to a barber shop that looked special. Hephaestus was sitting on the sofa beside him, dragging his hands and watching the barber talking in front of Hades with great interest. .Letting the barber speak dryly, Hades just remained silent, occasionally giving a light "hmm" as a response.

In front of strangers, Hades returned to his indifference as Pluto.The barber who provoked him smiled awkwardly, and finally had no choice but to turn his gaze to Hephaestus, who was watching the show.

Hephaestus looked at Hades in the mirror and realized that Hades was also looking at himself.After looking at it carefully for a while, he told the barber what he thought, and asked the barber to cut it as he said.

While the barber cut Hades' hair, Hephaestus sat on the sofa and read a magazine.After a while, Hephaestus felt the other side of the sofa sinking into it. Looking sideways, a woman with a very hot figure sat beside him. She was about 30 years old, not too beautiful, but she had a good temperament.From the look of her, she should have just dyed her hair and is waiting for the time.

Seeing Hephaestus looking at him, the woman curled her mouth, raised a very bright smile, and greeted him: "Hello, my name is Liy." The voice was pleasant, with the charm of a mature woman.

Out of politeness, Hephaestus smiled back, but he didn't say his name, but replied two words lightly: "Hello." After speaking, he turned his head to the magazine in his hand again, without saying anything To continue the conversation with her.

The woman was not annoyed, and her smile did not diminish. She raised her eyebrows and continued to find topics to talk about.He said a few words and saw that Hephaestus was not interested, so he turned his eyes to the magazine in Hephaestus's hand.

What Hephaestus read was a lifestyle magazine, which basically contained introductions of famous restaurants, dessert shops, and coffee shops at home and abroad.He thought about it carefully, Hades is now coming to modern times with him, and the two of them will live together for at least ten years in terms of time.He is not going to be an urban management anymore, and plans to open a store.

"Are you going to open a store?" The woman named Liy looked at the contents of the magazine, and after observing Hephaestus for a while, she guessed that he probably wanted to open a store.Without waiting for Hephaestus to answer, she moved closer to Hephaestus, pointed to the photo of a coffee shop in the magazine, and said confidently, "If you open a shop, a coffee shop is more suitable for you."

"Oh?" Hearing the confidence revealed in the other party's tone, this time Hephaestus became interested, and instead of paying attention to the contents of the magazine, he looked up at the woman beside him.It seems that this woman is very knowledgeable in this area, and she should have met an expert.

Seeing that Hephaestus finally turned his gaze to her, the woman smiled with her lips curled up, and began to express her opinion.

Although he knew that the woman might take away a trace of other purposes, Hephaestus pretended not to see the interest deliberately revealed in the eyes of the other party, and just listened to the woman's talk about some things about the coffee shop unilaterally.Occasionally, if there is any doubt, I will ask a sentence or two.After going back and forth like this, the two of them still talked more harmoniously.

From the conversation, Hephaestus knew that this woman named Liy was a shop consultant, an uncommon occupation, but a very important one.

Because he wanted to open a shop, and because he didn't know much about it, Hephaestus listened very carefully.

Hades and the barber were less pleasant here than Hephaestus was.

Hades stared straight at Hephaestus who was sitting on the sofa and chatting with Liy through the mirror.The air-conditioning was released irresistibly.It may be because Hades's aura as Pluto is too cold and powerful, and his face is tense at this time, and the barber's hands holding the scissors are shaking a little.Fortunately, a good job overwhelmed a tremor in my heart, I gritted my teeth, and kept telling myself that the air conditioner was turned too low.However, the speed in his hand is much faster than before.

After Liy finished her hair, she specially gave Hephaestus a business card before leaving.Putting the business card in his pocket casually, Hephaestus stood up and walked to the right back of Hades' seat, watching the barber cut his hair.

I have to say that with a long and handsome face, no matter what hairstyle you cut, it will look good.Hades's original long hair has now become neat short hair, handsome face, high nose bridge, short hair fully reflects Hades' perfect facial features, and also highlights his cold temperament. .Hephaestus whistled ruffantly, and nodded in satisfaction: "Not bad, not bad, unexpectedly suitable."

Hephaestus' words made Hades' cold eyes soften a lot, but his expression was still tense.

Unknown why he glanced at Hades, Hephaestus gave the money to the barber, and raised his chin to signal Hades to leave.

After going out, on the way to the mall, Hades still had the same expression, although Hades was basically expressionless at ordinary times.But Hephaestus felt that Hades should be a little unhappy now, and he answered absent-mindedly when he asked him.

Who messed with this guy again?

When Hephaestus was thinking about how to interrogate, Hades suddenly stopped.

Knowing that Hades had something to say at this time, Hephaestus stopped consciously, looked at Hades, and waited for him to speak.

Hades pursed his lips, suddenly stretched out his hand in front of Hephaestus, and said two words: "Things."

"What?" Looking at the hand in front of him, Hephaestus blinked, not knowing what Hades was talking about.

"Business card," Hades said, "the business card that woman gave you just now."

Hephaestus was taken aback, and blurted out: "Why do you want that thing?"

After thinking about it, Hades replied very seriously: "Throw it away."

Seeing the serious look of the other party, Hephaestus couldn't help laughing out loud. He dared to say that this guy was jealous just now.Thinking of this, Hephaestus smiled even brighter, and took out the business card and put it in Hades's hand without haste.

Hades got the business card and put it in the trash can directly. After doing this, his expression finally softened.

For Hades' childish behavior, Hephaestus expressed that he was very pleased.So after Hades told him not to accept other people's business cards at will, Hephaestus nodded very cooperatively.

He told Hades about his idea of ​​opening a store, and the two discussed along the way, and finally decided to open a coffee shop.

When we arrived at the mall, because it was still relatively early, there were not many people in the mall.Hades likes to be clean, and at this point of time, there are few people shopping, which is just right.

In the men's section of the mall, Hephaestus began choosing clothes for Hades.Picking out a beige home dress from a row of clothes, Hephaestus tilted his head and asked Hades standing beside him, "How about this dress?"

Hades glanced at the clothes in Hephaestus' hands, and said lightly: "Whatever you want." Before Hephaestus could speak, he added a little dotingly: "As long as you like it." .”

Hephaestus raised his brows, tightened and loosened the hand holding the clothes, looked at the innocent Hades, sighed, and put the clothes back in place.Then he chose the next one, but after choosing several clothes in a row, Hades gave the same answer, and the accompanying salesman looked at him and Hades with subtle eyes.Hephaestus coughed uncomfortably, and in the end he didn't ask Hades at all, but directly chose the clothes he liked.

It didn't take long for Hephaestus to choose some clothes for Hades.He casually took a black knitted sweater from inside, and after handing it to Hades, Hephaestus pushed him into the fitting room for him to change into.

While Hades was changing clothes, Hephaestus gave the money. Looking at the numbers on the cash register, Hephaestus was heartbroken.The money is like running water, rushing away.

After Hephaestus signed the revenue bill, the revenue clerk said to him with a smile on his face: "Sir, our store happens to be having an event these few days, and the amount you buy can be freely selected from three places in our retail area." sample item."

The retail area is full of ties, hats, socks, underpants and other items. Hephaestus stroked his chin and scanned the pile of items very carefully. Finally, his eyes fixed on the area where the underpants were placed.

Hephaestus only felt his eyes light up. He looked at a pair of white underwear with Ultraman Diga on it, rolled his eyes, and smiled strangely.

Although I don't know why there are more pleasant underwear in such a brand store, but this does not prevent Hephaestus from choosing him. On the contrary, he is very satisfied now.

My mind automatically began to imagine the scene of Hades putting on the underwear with a blank face.The background music is the theme song: A new storm has emerged, how can it stand still... Oye, Ultraman Tiga!

Thinking of this, Hephaestus laughed out loud with a "poof", picked up the pair of underwear with his slender hands, and picked out another two by the way.A pair of Superman underwear, a pair of Snoopy underwear.

After the waiter packed these, Hades had already changed his clothes.The black knit suit properly highlights Hades' mysterious and cold temperament, coupled with a theoretical short hair, it makes Hades look full of austere beauty.

Hephaestus handed half of the pocket to Hades, patted him on the shoulder, and said proudly: "It seems that my vision is really good, Xiaoha, you are so handsome that you are about to catch up with me." .”

Originally, Hephaestus was just joking and talking casually, but just after he finished speaking, Hades looked at him very intently from the side, and said seriously: "You are the most handsome."

If this sentence came from someone else's mouth, Hephaestus would definitely think that he was mocking himself.But coming out of Hades' mouth is another matter.

After buying clothes, he bought some daily necessities in the mall. After finishing these, Hephaestus took Hades straight to the house and put the big and small bags on the sofa.Hephaestus dragged Hades towards the food stall opposite.

Hephaestus ordered some dishes that he thought were the most delicious, and after picking some dishes for Hades, the two sat in the same direction and began to eat.

Hephaestus likes spicy food, while Hades has a milder taste, and he didn't often eat in the world of Greek mythology, so he didn't eat much at the moment, so he stopped chopsticks.He turned to watch Hephaestus eat.

After Hephaestus looked up at him, he began to focus on the food in front of him again. It has been so long since he traveled to the world of Greek mythology, and now Hephaestus feels very happy to eat these familiar foods .

After eating and drinking, Hephaestus dragged Hades to visit the surrounding scenic spots.Hades was very docile along the way, letting Hephaestus lead him east and west.

After a little thought, Hephaestus was going to take Hades to go rowing together.Regarding Hephaestus's proposal, Hades nodded very cooperatively.

Just after buying the ticket and getting on the boat, Hephaestus began to regret it.Because except for him and Hades, all the people rowing around are lovers.One and two are sweet and dense, and the friendship is strong, and this result directly leads to the combination of him and Hades, the two big men, which are particularly eye-catching among the couples.

Hephaestus now finally knew what happened to the subtle look in the salesperson's eyes when he saw Hades beside him when he went to buy tickets.I haven't been here for so long, and this place has become a couple only!

Hephaestus was about to sigh, when suddenly a white light flashed in front of him, accompanied by the sound of a shutter.

Hephaestus looked to the side, and there were two girls by the lake taking photos of him and Hades with their mobile phones.

Seeing Hephaestus looking at them, the two girls immediately

It was as if he had been slapped with chicken blood, and he was so excited, he was muttering about some small offenses and sufferings, and kept taking pictures with his mobile phone.

Hephaestus was very embarrassed, but the two girls still didn't turn off the flashlight, and Pili took a photo, which made Hephaestus bulge out his brows.

He looked at Hades and found that Hades was very calm. After thinking about it, he said, "Let's go back."

Hades looked at him suspiciously: "Why?"

Hephaestus coughed, and suddenly looked up at the sky: "...well... it looks like it's going to rain. This boat doesn't have a shed. If you get wet, you'll catch a cold."

Hades also looked up, and there was no sign of rain in the clear sky, but thinking of his daughter-in-law being the biggest, and thinking that everything she said was right, Hades nodded in agreement: "Then Let's go back."