Bandits on Mao

The two second uncles in the general's mansion have lived a very healthy life in the past few years. Ever since they ran away from home, Xie Moqing no longer forced them to eat crude fiber.Occasionally, when the two dumplings want to change their taste, they will prepare fresh green bamboo for them.In short, although he is busy and visits them less frequently, the treatment of the two cuties has not been reduced.

After getting the news that they were going crazy, Xie Mo Qing rushed to the scene as quickly as possible, but found that the truth was far from being crazy.

The two pandas scuffled and screamed at each other, one rode on the other for a while, and was driven off and crushed by the other one.The biggest feature of this species is that the coat color is basically the same. Now that the scuffled and entangled coats are messed up, Mo Qing will not be able to tell who is who within a minute.Beating the wooden cage with the whip had no effect, so Xie Moqing felt that something was wrong.But he also understood that it was impossible and very dangerous to separate them at this time.

"What should I not eat for them recently?" Otherwise, how can I go crazy.

The servant shook his head tremblingly.

"Husband, madam..."

Fa Cai's face was pale, and he called Xie Moqing tremblingly.Xie Moqing was thinking hard with his head down, and was very unhappy when his thoughts were interrupted, "What's wrong?" Fa Cai pointed at the wooden cage tremblingly, raised his head and blurted out after a look: "Damn it!" It's true that he likes watching pandas, but It doesn't mean looking face to face.Even though it was separated by a wooden cage, anyone would be shocked by the close-up now.

The one facing him was held down by the other one and couldn't move, grinning and howling strangely, while the one on his body bared its fangs and claws happily, contradicting more than not sparing no effort.After being stunned for [-] second, Xie Moqing was completely confused.

The two dumplings snapped, and the bottom line was refreshed again.Quickly leading people away from the scene, Xie Moqing didn't want to stay there for a moment to appreciate the living erotic palace that belonged to the panda.

I remember that the two dumplings had been verified repeatedly, they were genuine men, why are they crooked?

Xie Moqing was very conflicted, could it be that it is kingly way to stir up foundation these days?

King is not king, but Xie Moqing overlooked a key issue - he is not a breeder, so naturally he doesn't know the panda's habits very well.He never thought that this idiot would be in heat one day, and he would solve it on his own without a female panda.It's just that on the issue of who gets on and who gets off, their competition is fierce.

But obviously it cannot be left alone.After thinking about it for an hour, Xie Moqing wrote down a notice offering a reward for a pair of female pandas, and ordered someone to copy it and post it everywhere.

After arranging the important matter of finding wives for the two second uncles, next, they began to indulge themselves.Look, even pandas can be properly accommodated. Where can I find a good companion like me with a lantern in the sky?IKEA IKEA can give birth to a son, and can also support the family by self-reliance!

Wait, something doesn't seem right.

It took me a long time to realize that if I hadn't been picked below, it would be even more perfect!

He was complacent, but the news spread.

Meng Jun was summoned into the palace today, and stayed to talk to the emperor after the court meeting ended.Everything that should be discussed at the court meeting has been discussed, and their chats are purely homely.A while ago, the murder case of Xie's aunt was settled, and the emperor casually brought up this matter, feeling sorry for Xie Moqing. It's a pity that such a good person has to be with such a "mother's family".Meng Jun didn't take it seriously, so he simply told the truth.

"What, isn't Madam the son of the Jie family?"

"Exactly. If it is your own life, how can you be hurt by such a ruthless hand?"

The emperor clicked his lips, "That is to say, I have wronged Madam. It seems that my aunt was sentenced to face tattooing, which seems to be a light one."

Meng Jun went ahead and said, "You can't say that. Since there is a law in our country that buys a crime with a ransom, it is not wrong for the county magistrate to change the sentence according to the law. That aunt is dedicated to being the heir to the master's wealth, and now she is reduced to a humble status. Her greatest punishment."

"You can think about it."

Lun Mengjun smiled wryly, "Otherwise, what can I do?"

The monarchs and ministers walked and chatted, and unknowingly walked to Taiye Pool.A figure in front of him was trotting all the way with his robe in hand, who else could it be if it wasn't Jiang Sheng?But seeing Dahuangmen was sweating profusely and panting, holding a notice in his hand.

"What's the matter with running so fast?"

"Your Majesty, Mrs. Meng's reward announcement."

"Him?" The monarch and his subjects looked at each other.

The notice was presented to the emperor. The emperor smiled after seeing it, and then handed it to his brother-in-law.Meng Jun quickly read it and laughed dumbfounded, "He can really make a fuss!"

"It's okay, it's okay!" The emperor waved his hands again and again in a good mood, and explained: "Ma'am, this is giving me a chance!"

Xie Moqing thought this way, since raising a pair of national treasures, he must be responsible for them to the end.A pair of female pandas was found, and they have been paired since then, not only meeting their respective needs, but also living in harmony. Why not do it?Apparently the emperor misunderstood. The emperor of the Kingdom of Chen held a gold membership card and still had to follow the rules, so he was inevitably resentful.Look, Mrs. Meng is aware of the holy will, and uses this method to open the door of convenience for him.

But Meng Jun doesn't think so, it's obvious that he doesn't trust him!When they got home, they hugged people complaining, "What are you doing to cause such a commotion? Could it be that you tell me that I will not satisfy you?" Xie Moqing slipped out of the shackles like a loach, looking serious, "General Meng is about to be rehabilitated, think about it I'm busy with business, so I dare not look for you. I can't afford to miss the business. "

"You, you're just showing off your tongue."

Xie Moqing quit. Hey, you tried to get me the two dumplings at the beginning. Those who are close to the ink are black, and now they are also bent. You have to take some responsibility, right?General Meng innocently expressed that there was nothing he could do, it was this couple who took great pains to catch, so it was so easy to go hunting and they could be hunted.

"No, what's the matter with having two males at home, what about the show in broad daylight, aren't you afraid of spoiling the child?"

Meng Jun shrugged.

"You..." Dude, we don't do this!After giving birth to children, you have to be responsible for them!

Xie Moqing squinted and ran out the door.

As for why Mrs. Meng offered a bounty to the black panda, it has attracted countless speculations, and the reactions have been mixed.

Luan Tao said to Zhou Lan: "I don't know what kind of tricks he is up to, but I won't talk about it because he saved me. Do you think we should go hunting in the mountains?"

Zhou Lan has no objection to this proposal, but he hopes to add some other interesting activities besides hunting.For example, soak in a hot spring, play XX in the water, or find a place where there are no people to find some excitement.Luan Tao's eyes lit up when he heard that there was a new event. You still have an idea, so you made a decision immediately.

The two packed their bags and set off that day.

The eldest princess called Chang Shi, "The rare edition magnolia flower dew is great, but black pandas are hard to find nowadays!"

It is good to give opportunities, but not all opportunities are so easy to grasp.For this reason, the emperor was full of sadness, and Jiang Sheng waited in fear, secretly thinking, Mrs. Meng, that you have caused the old slave a miserable death.

……

"Brother, have you read the notice from the Meng Mansion?"

"I see, it's a little difficult."

The two left dejectedly.

Tian Kuo has not heard from Mo Qing for a long time, and this time he got the news about him through a reward notice.He wanted to try his hand, when he just left the camp, someone behind him said: "Stop!" Tian Kuo bowed when he saw who was coming.

"Where are you going?" Meng Jun ran away to the military camp to hide, and ran into old acquaintances as soon as he arrived.Seeing that a corner of the notice was exposed, he smiled but did not point it out.

It's not that Xie Moqing can make a fuss, the problem is that who can bear the drama that is not suitable for children every day at home.He strictly ordered the buns not to get close to the yard where the pandas were kept, but the children are just at the age of curiosity, who knows if they will run away by themselves one day when people are not prepared.He didn't want to explain to them the problem of up and down all day.

His waist was still a little sore, and he scolded Meng Jun a hundred times and a thousand times in his heart.

When everyone else was racking their brains for the reward notice, he pulled out the magic weapon for time travel.

If possible, he really wanted to live a quiet life for a while.Taking advantage of Meng Jun's inspection of the military camp, he took out his notebook and knocked on the waterside pavilion.There is a special folder on the desktop, which records all the things he experienced after time travel.All unwillingness, all expectations, all helplessness, all are recorded.Today, I added another one for a pair of pandas, because the people around me are bent, and even my pets are also bent?

This is obviously unscientific!

Since you are a gift given to me by fate, please don't open half of your golden finger, okay?I have long since stopped expecting a miracle from this thing, but I still like to fill in my wishes as always.

"Well, since you can't get rid of it, let's make it harder and make it with him."

Apple also clashed with him today, and the system responded surprisingly slowly, and it took a long time to type a line and couldn't lose it.Apparently, Xie Moqing was impatient, so he simply cursed: "Damn it, even you are against me, why don't you let a lightning strike me to death!"

Kara!

There was a sound from the sky, but Xie Moqing turned a deaf ear to it.

"Could it be that the keyboard is broken?" After pressing a string of letters, it suddenly works again, and the second person is overjoyed.Re-enter the sentence just now, but there is no response again.

"I'll go, fight against me, right?"

Crackling!

The keyboard is fully revived.

Repeat that sentence again, it doesn't work anymore.

Xie Moqing scratched her hair impatiently.

After a fifth try, he was sure it was the space bar that was the problem.Erhuo is dumbfounded, the reason is that I found it out, but there is no place to repair it?

The 50.00% golden finger did not bring him the convenience of maintenance.

This question stumped him for a moment.

Oh, don't do this to me!

Erhuo beat the case and cried loudly, and then pointed at God angrily, "It's fine if you let me time travel, you can open all the golden fingers for me! I also recognized half of the golden fingers, and I won't arrange one after the sale What are you doing? I won’t play with you anymore! If you dare, hack me to death!”

Kara!

Ah!

A puff of black smoke slowly rose, followed by a pungent smell.

Let's go!

There was a lot of voices in the distance, Xie Moqing turned around in a circle, with a blank expression, as if he was talking to others or to himself: "It's raining heavily, how can there be a fire?"

The sound gradually approached, Meng Xi ran all the way to the water pavilion, and saw that Mo Qing was also staying there.

"Sister-in-law, why are you in such a mess?"

Xie Moqing touched his charcoal-like face, and murmured: "It's all right now, half of it is gone."

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