Divorce is scheduled!

The landlord eats melons: open a repo building for the first live broadcast of my marriage

I'm Married premieres today!Who can believe it!I don't eat cp, I'm squatting live on time!I admit that the success of the promotion and marketing of the program group in the early stage has attracted me, but I want to see which couples are so sweet that they seem to be in harmony with each other, and those who are said to have broken up but still dare to appear on the reality show of husband and wife!

-lz looks familiar!Did you repo a couple variety show before, and you can see through a couple in the circle who are famous for their love at a glance? It's not so real, it looks like acting.

- which pair?Is it the couple in which the man was photographed cheating on the woman and the woman also had Yang Xiaoxian meat less than half a year after the show?

- Area D, it's actually that pair!Then I have an impression.When lz said that at the beginning, he was sprayed!The main reason is that the pair of childhood filters for the audience were too heavy, the golden boy and the jade girl grew up, and they had their own navy at the time. No one believed lz's words at all, and thought lz was eye-catching.As a result, half a year later, everyone was slapped in the face.

- Yes, yes, there was a couple in that show who kept saying that they would definitely get divorced. Liz said at the time that this couple was quite real, and even if they separated, they were the last of the three couples. Guess what, the next year they were two Tired!

- Fuck, is lz's eyes so vicious?Go upstairs and squat!I am hesitating whether to re-enter the pit of Hanyang, hoping that the lz light can give me guidance

- it's started, it's started! @lz[Excited to rub hands.jpg]

-Why are there so many donor fathers this season, it’s been 5 minutes and the opening credits are still advertising!

-The guests in this season are very interesting. The family of Lin Xiaotian was exposed for the first time, and the return of the Hanyang Shengshi. Many sisters around me who are not fans of them all said that they were very curious and wanted to watch the show.

-Sister Hanyang Prosperous Age is back, it’s too early to say, Chen Yiyang appeared alone at the beginning, I remember that the guests in the last season were all in pairs, right?

-Maybe it's changed this season?

-The other two pairs came out... Well, when I didn't say it, such a pair is really bleak compared to Chen Yiyang_(:з」∠)_

[email protected] The host is quick to come out and explain, what is the relationship status of these three couples?

-Chen Yiyang's complexion is very bad, what's going on, Qu Han couldn't be contacted on the first day of recording, didn't this couple even pretend to be a little bit?

- If I remember correctly, it was a quarrel, right?Wasn't the day before the first recording an airport incident?

Host: After reading the beginning, it seems that Huanxian and Xiaotianwang are quite sweet, and the other pair has not arrived yet. The sisters who watched ls said that they had a fight the day before, so it is even more difficult to judge. Wait for me Look again.

Qu Han came out and accepted the punishment of kissing amidst Xia Xian's booing.

It stands to reason that the first issue has such a powerful picture, and the audience should be very excited.However, combined with the atmosphere of the scene at the time, Qu Han's gloomy face when he kissed him, and Chen Yiyang's stunned reaction, this kiss was not only not sweet but made people feel uncomfortable.

- 芔!So that's how the kissing photo posted on Weibo by the program group came about!Sure enough, photos can be deceiving!Just looking at the static picture, I still think it's quite sweet. I'm still looking forward to the broadcast of this scene. I didn't expect it to be a knife. The program really has you!

Suddenly, I remembered what the whistleblower said before, "the sweetest is the most inseparable", and the kissing photos that the program team deliberately posted on Hanyang indirectly confirmed this revelation, ah!The kissing photo is the sweetest, but it was taken in the most abusive atmosphere!What do you say that they seem to be incompatible, I tm see now that they don't even match in appearance.

-Look at the family members of the two little heavenly kings next to him who are always sticking to him. Huan Xian has made a few tricks in such a short time. It's disgusting, but it's very obedient every time.Look at Han Yang's pair again. Not only did they not appear together, but after Qu Han arrived late, the two of them basically didn't communicate with each other. I've observed them, and there was very little eye contact. Sometimes Chen Yiyang took the initiative to look over. , Qu Han also avoided...

When the broadcast reached the couple's tacit understanding question and answer session, the audience was even more crazy seeing Han Yang's lack of tacit understanding.

- Now I'm beginning to suspect that the top of the cp circle is blown out, Xia Xian and Bai Huan are famous for their lack of understanding, this pair is not even as good as Huan Xian?

-The most important thing is that Xia Xian took it for granted that Han Yang should be the most tacit understanding, so after losing to the pair of Little Heavenly Kings, he already decided that he was going to lose, and the result... Xia Xian's kind of surprised and pie-in-the-sky The expression on his face was really ironic.

-Before I saw someone broke the news that one of the three pairs had been separated, and I didn't believe it at all.But seeing this, I just want to say that they should report their ID numbers directly.

Host: I’ve only watched half of the episode, and everyone seems to agree that Han Yang’s relationship is not good, but I think we can observe it again, so it’s not good to make such a conclusion.

-How to say? What did Liz see?

Host: There are actually quite a lot of details in the Q&A, for example, the first question is sour or sweet? One person likes to eat sour and the other likes to eat sweet. They answered each other's preferences. I wonder if there are any fans of them who can come out and say it. Let's see if my guess is right.

-Han Xiaohan likes to eat sweets. It seems that a long time ago, Weibo used to post cakes. I will look through it later to see if I can find it.

- No, it’s true that Han Xiaohan likes to eat food. He posted a lot of food photos with different tastes in the early days.

-I remember that not long ago Qu Han was doing promotion with the crew. The organizer arranged a session to taste local delicacies. There were several delicacies. Qu Han only praised hot and sour noodles, so he chose sour. I guess he thought of hot and sour Powder it.

- I was bluffed by lz's analysis just now, and was immediately slapped in the face by fans.Thinking about it carefully, lz's angle is really tricky. According to your approach, I can get sugar from my deadly opponent, don't be too blunt.

Landlord: Since the fans say so, let’s read on.I still feel that I didn't think much of it. Although there was no communication between the two of them on the surface, it didn't feel like they had a bad relationship in secret. It was true that they had a quarrel.

- When the three couples go back to the room to pack their luggage, why do I feel that something is wrong? The other two couples took a lot of shots. Hanyang is pitifully few, could they all be cut?

- Can't broadcast it.I don't believe that with the atmosphere of the two of them a second ago, they got on the high speed as soon as they returned to the room, so the crazy scissorhands of the program group could only be due to a quarrel between the two.If it is an ordinary quarrel program group, it will definitely be released for the sake of traffic. If it is completely cut, it can only show that the quarrel is very fierce. Maybe a lot of material that cannot be broadcast was exposed during the quarrel. The program group can only reluctantly edit it. up.

-I also think it was a quarrel... Qu Han was fighting over the cold tone of cooking, and Qu Han was much tougher than before, Chen Yiyang was completely suppressed by him.

- Qu Han said he wanted Chen Yiyang to rest, but his tone was not gentle at all.I suspect it was played according to the flow of the script.What Qu Han said was also the reason written in the script.

-In this paragraph, it seems that Chen Yiyang slept alone in the room for more than an hour. We don't know if he is really sleeping.Anyway, compared with Xia Xian and Zhuang Qi who stayed in the living room and had fun playing dress-up games, they had different styles of painting.

-Although Chen Yiyang was also brought into the dressing pit by Xia Xian after he came out, but compared to Zhuang Qi, he is really happy, Chen Yiyang's smile is very reluctant.

- Qu Han who cooks is also like a wandering soul, and his style of painting is not the same as the other two. This couple is really amazing.

- Is this the end of the first issue?so short?

-It was really naughty in the later stage. In the end, we asked us to guess who would mistake the dishes made by the family members. If you ask this question, it must be the Hanyang couple.

-I also bet on Hanyang.

- No need to bet, look at the preview of the next issue, it is definitely Han Yang, Chen Yiyang did not choose Qu Han's fried shredded potatoes.

-Looking at the preview of the next issue, it will be a hell for Hanyang cp fans again.The other two couples were picking fruit in pairs, only Chen Yiyang was alone, and Qu Han was just watching from outside, the expression on his face...is that disgusting?

The program team also deliberately cut out Xia Xian's sentence: "Are you two fighting again?"

Then Chen Yiyang's answer only cut out half a sentence: "I feel like vomiting when I see it."

What Chen Yiyang said was that Qu Han felt sick when he saw no passion fruit.In the end, it was cut together by the program team, as if he was answering Xia Xian's question, saying that he felt sick when he saw Qu Han.

In the trailer, several expressions of Qu Han's dislike for the taste of passion fruit were cut by the program crew to look like Qu Han's expression of dislike for Chen Yiyang.

- Fuck Han Yang doesn't like each other anymore, why come to the show if one hates the other and wants to vomit?I suspect they had to get off halfway.

- I'm starting to wonder now are they really married?It's all like this and getting married is torturing each other...

-Because of the background of the cold sun, I am now ready to enter the pit to be happy. I have never felt so clear and sweet.

- Didn't you notice Xia Xian's words?Blunted out "there was another fight", what does that mean? It means that they often quarreled at the scene. Besides, I told Hanyang CP fans a horror story. This was the second day of recording. The Hanyang couple quarreled more than once Stand up.

- Now I suspect that the previous revelations are true, and the more fake it looks, the more true it is. I suspect that Han Yang just broke up.

- Are there any old fans of Hanyang CP in the building, wait and see who will re-enter the pit?Are you guys OK?

-Not good...very bad...more uncomfortable than when I was be o(╥﹏╥)o

- There have been several postings from Hanyang cp fans on the homepage, quite spectacular...

-Report! ! !The Weibo account of the Hanyang CP Support Club who had been "dead" for several years was a "deceitful corpse"!There is a good show to watch!

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The "Hanyang CP Prosperity" support club, which has not posted any news online for many years, suddenly "lived" after the first episode of "We Got Married", but it posted a blog and begged: I shouldn't have expectations.Let's get divorced and quit the show.

Soon, many old cp fans came to hear the news.

- I also watched the first episode with great anticipation, but it made me want to vomit blood.

-Not long ago, I learned that my Hanyang can still he after so many years of be. I was so happy that I was more excited than I was admitted to Tsinghua University and Peking University. I thought the cp I was drinking was still the same as I used to know. I didn’t expect that time has passed and things have changed Right and wrong.

-I used to think that as long as the cp I was drinking belonged to he, it didn't matter what happened.But after watching this episode, I would rather they be five years ago forever, at least in this way their image in my heart will not be destroyed so completely.

-#球球了，婚礼退计划吧# I would rather they still love each other as they were young in my heart!Why should I go to see my wedding!Why ah ah ah ah!I can't accept it!

-#球球了，叫婚给计划吧#be, what is the use of me wanting such a he.

Less than half an hour after the first episode of the show, it was related to Qu Han and Chen Yiyang, and a topic called #婚婚算定# immediately became a trending topic.

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"Weibo netizens have already chosen the ending for Hanyang and the couple #婚婚算#Who thought of this trending search?Take the bamboo shoots! "

-I think the wording is too imprecise. What is a divorce appointment? It's clearly a divorce.

-I clicked into this trending search, and saw a lot of Hanyang CP fans begging them to divorce and quit the show, so I asked if it was too far off the mark?I have been addicted to CP for so many years, and this is the first time I see a CP fan ask for be. #Strange requirements have increased again#

-I express my sympathy for the Hanyang CP Prosperity Support Club and CP fans.A cp support club who was forced to cheat the corpse and ask them to divorce and quit the show because the two were too incompatible, hahahahaha, novels dare not write like this!

The author has something to say: the first issue needs to be discussed in detail by forum netizens because of the plot, and will not be written in such detail in the future.