Can a psychic become a conjurer?

After a one-sided friendly exchange of motherly kindness and daughterly filial piety, Yuyihu sent Dazai Osamu a detailed information about the magician, and then took her to pick out clothes.

Every mother has a strong desire to dress up her children, and Yuyihu is no exception.

Even the clothes of several stores in this mall are tailor-made for Osamu Dazai.

Obviously, I walk around in a black sailor suit every day, and when I choose clothes for her, there are 360 ​​five pieces that don't look the same.

She kept changing her clothes all morning with a forced smile, and then had a warm lunch with Yu Yihu with a forced smile.

If she is guilty, she should be judged by the law instead of giving her a cheap mother who is young, beautiful, powerful, one body, two souls, and has a strange brain circuit.

Although her mother died early, she did not expect maternal love to thank her.

Fortunately, in the afternoon, another soul in the body came out.

"Yamabuki, long time no see." Osamu Dazai breathed a sigh of relief, hugged the other person's waist and acted coquettishly.

Compared with the powerful and powerful Di Tang, the gentle and generous Yamabuki makes her more willing to approach.

The woman smiled gently: "Long time no see, let's rest here for a while."

After a long day of happy shopping, Nagasaki Wild Rose followed Kuanggu back to the previous building, and then saw two beauties lying on the luxurious sofa.

One is Dazai Osamu, and the other is simply the contemporary Yamato Nadeko.

Nazaki: Shit, I want to sleep on this beauty's lap too.

Stared at by those gentle eyes, she was at a loss when she spoke: "That... I am her classmate."

Yamabuki: "Hello, she has some insomnia, so let her sleep for a while."

At this time, Osamu Dazai sat up suddenly like a fake corpse, and asked Nagasaki with clear eyes: "It's exactly 04:30."

Kuanggu: "My lord sister wants to stay with you for a while longer."

"So that's it for today, see you next time." Taking Yamabuki's hand and kissing it on the back, Dazai landed from the sofa, swayingly took Kizaki and left.

She looks like a scumbag who abandoned her old love and took her new love away.

Looking at their backs, the blush on the woman's face has not faded, but the tenderness in her eyes has been replaced by coldness and gloom.

"Do you want to see Lu Sheng?" Fox in a feather asked Yamabuki Otome.

"I won't do anything to him. Although he is the child of Nuliang Kaiban, he is also your child, isn't he?"

That's why she kept the soul of Yamabuki Otome.

Unreserved love will hurt yourself, so when you are strong enough, pamper the other person.

Without Qingming, she could still love other children.

"So you took me running so fast just to buy these?"

Kizaki Yaqiangwei watched Osamu Dazai enter a shop selling suits, quickly reported his measurements, then pointed to a row of white shirts and said: "The third one from the left, the fifth and sixth ones are not required, and all others are required. "

Then he repeated the above operation for a row of trousers, and then paid the bill in a hurry and sent him to the parking lot.

Nagizaki glanced at the checkout interface, and thought: I thought it was an exaggeration for Mr. Wujo's shirt to cost 25 yuan.And is this the girl who ran away from home with nowhere to go?

Osamu Dazai dragged her downstairs and said sadly, "This is all the money I got by selling myself."

Nagasaki: What is prostitution?Who to sell to?

She continued to say sadly: "It's that sister you just saw. She has a strange habit. She likes to recognize people as sons and daughters. I have emphasized the fact that I am the same age as her several times. She just doesn't listen. She just wants to feed me."

Kagezaki: "Ah, this..." If the old lady had weak willpower, she would run back and ask her sister if she lacked a daughter.

"So can you keep things a secret for me today?"

"So that little girl is a monster?"

Dazai: Are conjurers all intuitive?

"Haven't you heard of Wild Bones? I thought it was obvious enough."

"I thought it was a male monster."

That's the end of the topic, Kagezaki bumped her arm and said that he would keep it a secret, and then went to the bathroom.

When she came out, Osamu Dazai was nowhere to be found.

Startled, she lowered her head and quickly opened the file.

[When Dazai enters a new environment, he will choose a suicide method according to the environment and implement it. 】

When she looked up, she saw Kuang Gu standing not far from her and pointing to the elevator.

She rushed over and took the elevator to the rooftop.

Sure enough, he saw Osamu Dazai standing beside the building eager to try.

When Osamu Dazai looked back, he took off his usual disguise and smiled like a child about to receive a gift: "This building has 72 floors. If you jump down, you should be able to die cleanly, right?"

Nazaki turned pale in shock: "No, wait a minute!"

The other party stood there quietly, and the wind lifted her hair, blowing her precariously.But after all, he didn't fall, but waited quietly for her to speak.

Nagasaki Wild Rose did not persuade people to give up the experience of committing suicide, so she could only say dryly: "If you fall, it will be bad if you hit someone or something."

Osamu Dazai cast his eyes on the [-]th floor of the other shopping mall. The strong sunlight was reflected by the glass, which made people feel glaring. Of course, he couldn't see the situation inside clearly.

But someone was there looking at her, greedy and fearful.

"You're right, let's go back."

Nazaki: "Huh?!"

She answered irrelevantly: "I just asked someone to buy a wagashi."

The two of them contacted Yidizhi and took the elevator downstairs. During the whole process, Osamu Dazai showed extraordinary cuteness.

Until they met criminals who robbed with guns on the first floor.

After 04:30, the monsters in this building receded, and the feather fox left. The whole building seemed empty, and there were no security personnel, which gave people the illusion that they could do whatever they wanted.

When Nagasaki was thinking about how to deal with them, Osamu Dazai had already rushed over.

She rushed to the leader and said innocently: "This is my shopping mall, please stop your behavior."

The leader wore a mask on his face, and there was a hideous scar across his eyebrows. Hearing this, he seemed to have heard some joke, and he put the gun on her forehead a few times: "Then I kill you, can you continue?"

"Yes." She agreed happily.

The leader was startled, and was immediately timidly looked at by her evil ghost-like eyes.

Although he has lived and died several times, he has never seen such eyes with such thick, thick and gloomy emotions. The devil in hell can't be like this, right?

"It looks like you can't kill me."

Dazai raised his hand and announced regretfully: "Then, there is no need for you to stay here."

Immediately, he grabbed the opponent's gun and put it on the leader's head before pulling the trigger without hesitation, then skillfully lowered his body and hid behind the corpse, shooting at the others without blinking.

She hid very casually, with almost half of her body exposed. As a result, more than a dozen people shot her with guns and only scratched her face.

Nagasaki Wild Rose felt that she was better than them. Who gave them the courage to come out and rob?

Seeing that there were fewer and fewer people standing, she looked at her who was standing with her hips on one side and watched the show with a clear head, and rushed over to catch her and threaten that weird woman.

Then she kicked her on her knees and couldn't kneel down for a long time.

"You think I'm easy to bully, don't you?" She squeezed her fists with a smirk, and rushed up to beat the rest of them to the ground.

Osamu Dazai stood up from the ground, wiped the blood off his face and was a good boy again.

But Nagasaki was keenly aware that something was wrong with her.

"Are you ok?"

Osamu Dazai put his bloodstained finger in his mouth and chatted with her: "Wild Rose grew up in a peaceful and simple countryside, right? Even if she has experience in removing curses, she probably hasn't killed anyone yet. But in fact , the vast majority of people in this world who died unnaturally died at the hands of people, not curse spirits, ghosts, or demons."

Nagasaki Wild Rose: "..."

"The reason why supernatural beings exist between the real world and the third world is also because they are different from you. They are fighting each other and gaining status and money through violence."

"I'm not a magician, I'm a person with supernatural powers." After she finished speaking, she stopped looking at Nagasaki, bypassed him and went straight out the door.

Nagasaki Wild Rose stayed for a while, stomped her feet angrily, and chased after her.

After they left, the surviving robbers endured the pain and planned to escape. Before they stood up from the ground, they fell to the ground with their eyes out of their sockets and bleeding from the corners of their eyes, as if they had seen a terrifying scene.

It was frightening to death.

Kuanggu hugged the skull and left with a smile.

Onee-sama doesn't like conjurers, and Osamu Dazai probably doesn't like them either.

Yidizhi sat in the car and looked at the time anxiously. It was five o'clock, and 15 minutes had passed since they contacted him. Could there be any delays on the way?

Fortunately, Osamu Dazai came back at this time, holding a lot of shopping bags, which also smelled of blood.

human blood.

He asked nervously, "What happened?"

She replied easily: "I met robbers and killed some."

Okay, it's a robber, no problem.

Yi Dizhi looked at her stuffing things into the trunk, and always felt that something was wrong: "Where is Nagasaki-san?"

"Here." Nagasaki Yarose ran over, stuffed the shopping bag in her hand into the co-pilot, then dragged Osamu Dazai into the back seat, and slammed her against the car window.

Yidizhi's forehead was sweating: "The co-pilot has to be seated." And what are you doing!

Nazaki turned his head and glared at him fiercely: "It's okay to deduct one point, the biggest problem now is how is this guy!"

Biansheng Dazai looked innocent: "I have been honest about my problems."

Nazaki stretched out his hand to pinch her face: "Why do you still say that kind of thing to anger me on purpose? Would I be unwilling to accept you because you killed someone? Who do you think I am?"

Fuck, there's a cut on his face and he's bleeding.

She withdrew her hand suddenly, although she was still very angry, she had already started to feel weak.

Osamu Dazai touched her waist, and smiled ambiguously: "Baby, don't you think your words are very ambiguous?"

Nazaki: "Bah." But his face turned red.

"Well, I apologize, I shouldn't think of our lovely wild rose as a strange person because of stereotypes." Osamu Dazai hugged her back into his arms and posted a post, "As compensation, I can tell Why can't you hit me with those people."

Nazaki: Damn, but I'm still curious.

"I can't die. Although my body is very fragile, as long as I am threatened with 'I will die immediately', the reality will be distorted. For example, if the earthquake spreads to my feet, it will suddenly stop and malfunction. The plane that is about to go down will be repaired suddenly, and the attack directed at the deadly position will be deviated."

Even if she tried every means to bring herself close to death, she would only stay in the "near death" state, as long as she was rescued, she would come back to life.

Nazaki: "This is... too outrageous!"

Dazai Osamu rubbed her: "So if Wild Rose is threatened with life, just use me as a shield, I don't want to see such a lovely you get hurt."

"What are you talking about, even if there is danger, I will definitely protect you." Nazaki blushed when he was rubbed, thinking that no one would dislike Osamu Dazai.

On her invisible back, Osamu Dazai found an eyeball in the gap between the seats, and quietly clenched it tightly, a wisp of clear dust spilled out from between her fingers.

This time, I might really die.