Those years when we stirred together

, I don’t even know what Xiaosheng’s name is?Qilan glanced in the direction of the waiter intentionally or unintentionally, and then said: "My brother's name is—"

"Miss Qi, the mille-feuille cake you ordered has been delivered to the box. Mr. Xiao and Mr. Qi are waiting for you in the box." The waiter interrupted suddenly and said with a smile.Then he looked directly at Qin Shangqing, his face changed slightly, he walked up to Qin Shangqing, seeing that he was confused, he continued to smile:

"Sir, someone reported you for sexual harassment and yelled in front of the women's toilet. Please follow me to the general manager."

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and grabbed Qin Shangqing's wrist. Before walking away, he smiled at the shocked and bewildered two women, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

The foodie student blinked blankly, and said to Qi Lan, who was also at a loss, "This is... what's going on..."

Elder: I have to take an exam in the No. [-] middle school today, so I posted this chapter earlier.

chapter? I have hemorrhoids in my butt and I can't sit

It is said that after the waiter brought Qin Shangqing to the manager, he disappeared immediately.

Then Qin Shangqing was messing around in the manager's saliva all by himself, dancing wildly.His purpose is very pure, but he was abruptly said as "Men, it's normal to be dissatisfied with desire, I understand" and "If you are really dissatisfied with desire, just spend a few dollars to find a lady, why go to the women's bathroom Playing hooligans as perverts" and so on.

The manager spit against Qin Shangqing's face, Qin Shangqing turned his face away, and he followed suit.

Qin Shangqing thought, if the dean was him, he believed that no one in the school would dare to fall in love early.

After accepting the baptism of the manager's saliva, Qin Shangqing staggered back to the box.Unexpectedly, what was waiting for him was the sunny man who seemed to be called "Xiaosheng". Qin Shangqing looked at the obstacle in front of him. Xiaosheng was only half a head taller than him, about 1.7 meters tall.Qin Shangqing said weakly: "What else do you want, we have already paid for the cake."

Xiaosheng smiled when he heard this, and suddenly grabbed his hand. Qin Shangqing was startled, looked at Xiaosheng with a face of horror, and withdrew his hand in a panic, "What's the point of two big men chatting? Speak well."

Xiaosheng smiled indifferently, and said, "I, Miss Lan, want to catch up with you."

For some reason, when Xiaosheng said about Sister Lan, he felt a chilly murderous aura...

Xiaosheng led him to the box next door, there were only three people in it, and the other was the waiter who made him suffer from a half-day education of saliva and almost made him go insane.The other is the handsome Mr. Xiao, and Qi Lan who is sitting on the sofa with a queen-like face.

As soon as Qin Shangqing walked in, he felt a trace of hostility, but when he looked up, it disappeared again.Seeing him, Qi Lan greeted him with a smile, slurred because of the mouth full of milk cakes: "Shanqin, um Lai, Gulasuo (Shangqing, you are here, come and sit)."

"..." Qin Shangqing stared at the three pairs of murderous eyes (thinking about him too much) and sat down tremblingly.

Qin Shangqing could feel that the moment the man named Xiaosheng approached Qilan, his eyes shivered, and then his back felt cold...

Qin Shangqing glanced at Qilan who was eating happily, smiled dryly at Xiaosheng, and stood up tremblingly: "I, I'd better sit on the other side..."

Qilan's hand full of cows immediately left a palm print on Qin Shangqing's favorite blue shirt: "Swollen bird, so that (what's the matter, sit down)."

There were tears in Qin Shangqing's eyes, and he was miserable: "It's nothing, I have hemorrhoids, so I can't sit still."

"..." As soon as he finished speaking, Qi Lan didn't react yet, but the waiter who was packing up suddenly looked at him, and the cup in his hand fell to the ground (suddenly reminded me, integrity fell to the ground)... …

Then, he gave him a strange look, lowered his head and continued to pack his things.

Then, it was Mr. Xiao and Xiaosheng who passed it... Oh no, it should be the sympathetic eyes that passed to the waiter.

At this time, Qi Lan, who was eating too much, also stopped, as if she had finally digested Qin Shangqing's words, and gave the waiter a sympathetic look, as if it was the waiter who had hemorrhoids.Then, Qi Lan said:

"Hemorrhoids shouldn't have any effect. Aren't you a doctor, Xiaosheng? You can cure him."

As soon as Qilan finished speaking, Qin Shangqing subconsciously looked at the man who brought him over, but the voice came from the waiter behind him and Mr. Xiao:

"Although I am a doctor, I am not in that department."

chapter? Eye feces obsessive-compulsive disorder

Although he didn't know who this "Xiaosheng" was, but when he saw Qilan, he seemed to know who Xiaosheng was...

Xiaosheng + Qilan = little fat man.

The voice came from the waiter just now, the man next to the waiter seems to be surnamed Xiao, so...

Waiter + Voice = Fatty?

So Xiaosheng + Qilan = waiter + voice, so Qilan = waiter?

Suddenly, Shang Qing, who had been an enemy of mathematics since he was a child, became confused in his mind, reminding him of a passage in "I just like you":

Qian Baobao: Your left brain is water, and your right brain is flour.It's okay if you don't want to, but it's all muddy when you think about it.

……

The waiter gave him a complicated look with a look of "snake spirit disease", and then took a case of wine from the cart without looking up: "Brother-in-law, come and get the wine."

Sister, sister, brother-in-law? !Shang Qing watched the "brother-in-law" behind him stand up, as if the "brother-in-law" who was misunderstood as "Xiaosheng" had the word "brother-in-law" engraved on his face. Brother-in-law" moved away.

I saw the brother-in-law walking over, ignoring Shang Qing's naked eyes, brushing Shang Qing's shoulder, walked to the waiter, bent down to pick up the box of wine, weighed the weight, and turned to face the waiter. The waiter joked: "Hey, the students of our bar waiters can only drink cocktails? News."

The waiter glanced at him, and said in a decent way:

"Sister, she doesn't drink well. I'm afraid you won't feel well when she's drunk."

Seeing the awe-inspiring look he said, the brother-in-law and classmate smacked their lips, and walked towards Qilan with a box of cocktails, tearing things down without shame:

"Your sister's drinking capacity is better than mine, and I've never seen her get drunk before." In that tone, there was grievance in disappointment, and pity in grievance.She looked like she really hoped that Qilan would get drunk.

The waiter didn't say anything anymore, but Mr. Xiao Xuanxiao, who was standing by the side all the time, chuckled: "Xiao Ji, you better not hope that Sister Lan is drunk, Sister Lan is very manly when she is not drunk, after she is drunk... ...I'm afraid I'm more manly than you."

"Xiaoqing, why are you staring at Xiaoji like this? Could it be that you have changed your taste?" At this time, Qilan stopped eating, ignoring the three gangsters, and approached Shangqing, who looked like a pure doll. .

Shang Qing came back to his senses and smiled embarrassedly, and said, "No, I saw gum in the corner of his left eye."

"..." Mr. Xiao Xuanxiao, brother-in-law and classmates Chu Ji and Qi Lan.

The waiter Qisheng continued to take wine from the cart without any response, as if he was used to it.actually……

"Oops!" The monitor student who walked out of the bar suddenly yelled strangely, and the student with single-eyed lids next to her stopped and looked at her strangely, and asked, "What's wrong?"

The class monitor slapped his thigh, suddenly realizing: "I finally remembered that waiter!"

"You know him?"

The monitor classmate laughed loudly: "When I was in high school, the waiter said that he was... yes... I forgot his name, but I still remember that the waiter said that he was a man from Shangqing, and he came to play with Shangqing." , and then, haha, then hahahaha——" As he spoke, the squad leader covered his stomach and laughed so hard that his heart broke:

"Then I took him to the dormitory, and the waiter walked up to Shangqing full of longing (mistake) and love (big mistake). Before he could say a word, Shangqing just said, hahahaha." On the right', and the waiter didn't understand, so Shangqing said again, 'You have a big lump of eye feces on the right side, I have obsessive-compulsive disorder, wipe it off'... Hahaha, at that time, the waiter's face turned green, haha Ah ha ha--"

"..." Qin Shangqing, I am convinced that you can do this.She has heard of many kinds of obsessive-compulsive disorder, but she has never heard of eye mucus obsessive-compulsive disorder...

Elder: Elder is in a good mood today, he was admitted to No. [-] Middle School of the city, hehehe.

chapter? The country bumpkins who were shot while lying down

Qilan touched her nose, and under Shangqing's trembling gaze, she suddenly laughed heartily, which Qisheng couldn't even imagine:

"Okay, Xiaoqing is so cute, I like it."

"..." Xiao Xuan.

"...(jaw dropped in shock)" Chu Ji.

Qisheng was silent for a few seconds, then turned his head and whispered to Xiao Xuan who was beside him: "Brother, sister Lan, has she been drinking?"

"...How do I know, didn't I not drink?" Xiao Xuan also lowered his voice.

Qilan glanced at the two of them, and snorted: "What do you know, I'm very happy to see Xiaoqing. Everyone gets drunk if they don't get drunk, you bumpkins."

"..." The country bumpkins who were all shot were lying down.

"Heh, heh..." Shangqing stared at the back arrow from her brother-in-law and classmate, and smiled dryly at Qilan.

Then, while a few people were talking, I secretly looked at the waiter. He was quite tall. Cute and cute (it just looks), but now there is a faint masculinity, and the handsome appearance sets off the black and white waiter's western suit, which is also very handsome.But for some reason, he still didn't believe this Gao