Those years when we stirred together

With a sound, the 1.3-meter man in his arms deflated with a "swish".

Don't be scared, it's just a blow-up doll.

Shangqingwo went back to the bed, staring at the shrunken Tufang Shishi and slowly bulging up again, recalling the previous story of blood and tears, just thinking of the other side of Qisheng's fat man behind the black belly, suddenly, his expression changed Bai stood up abruptly.

Tears flowed down my face, and I called the hospital with snot and tears.

You thought he was looking for Qisheng to talk about his life, but in fact he is...

"Hello? Is it the No. 1 civilian hospital? The No. 50 head of household, No. [-], on the eighth floor of the fifth building of Unit [-], Liuqi Road, Xingguang District, has a stomach perforation."

When Shangqing arrived at the hospital dripping with cold sweat in an ambulance, someone had already been waiting there for a long time.

Of course, not Qisheng.

Qisheng is just an orthopedic doctor, and he only went to see this brave and self-reliant man who bravely and fearlessly called the hospital just before he fainted under the torture of the disease. good boy.

"Brother, you said that such a brave and wonderful flower, will the government award him the 'Five Good Self-reliance Call 120 Award'?" Qisheng, wearing a white coat, smiled at Xiao Xuan who came to visit the class beside him.

Xiao Xuan thought about it very seriously for a moment, and said seriously: "Probably not, but probably this person's name will be famous through the ages...and will be infamous for thousands of years."

If there is no legacy for thousands of years, what a serious sentence would come from such a serious gentleman.

When Qisheng saw the name on the medical record, his expression...was like this.

ヾ(???)?←——Qisheng.

When Qisheng and Xiao Xuan went to visit their "old friend", Shangqing had already woken up.

When he saw Xiao Xuan who entered the ward a few steps earlier, his expression was like this...

"(oДo*)←——Qin Shangqing.

Then, when Qisheng walked in with a "consolation product" (actually just two boxes of medicine), the scene was like this...

Qin Shangqing stepped on the hospital bed, took advantage of his height, and grabbed Xiao Xuan's collar with both hands, with his bloody mouth wide open, from which white slightly transparent saliva-like liquid spewed out.

Qisheng speculates that this may be what people call "remnant (please read sán) Fengfufeng"-translated in Mandarin, it is probably "phlegm spraying water spraying", please understand the meaning according to the above.

Xiao Xuan looked bewildered.

"..." Qisheng stood at the door and was stunned.

Just when he was about to rush in to rescue Xiao Xuan, he heard Shangqing spit saliva earnestly and said excitedly:

"I know you're handsome, but you're already a married man, so you can't be promiscuous outside, attracting bees and butterflies (Hearing this, people who don't know may think that this is the girlfriend of a shrew in a quarreling couple And the hard-working boyfriend) you know?! It’s fine to flirt with women and attract bees and butterflies, after all, I can understand that you are handsome.”

"..." Qisheng.

"..." Xiao Xuan.

"But! You are too inhumane! Now is a humanized society, not the ancient Beastism of inbreeding marriage (what is the relationship between the two...)!"

"..." Qisheng looked at Xiao Xuan who was bewildered and puzzled, silently put down the things in his hands, silently exited the room, silently accepted Xiao Xuan's bitter look of "Don't abandon me", and silently closed the door... …

Amen, brother, I will bless you.

He can only say that shrews are not to be messed with, especially those foodies who turn into shrews and are blowing their hair.

After a long time, the door was quietly opened, and a man in disheveled clothes came out precariously.

Seeing that Xiao Xuan was in a mess as if he had been raped by a hooligan, Qi Sheng said that he didn't want to save him, but that he was helpless.

"...Brother, you have suffered..." Qisheng lowered his head and said in a deep voice, his shoulders trembled a little, and his laughter almost burst out.

"..." Xiao Xuan glanced at Qisheng who was holding back his laughter, "You do this...do you feel sorry for me and your sister-in-law, you don't have to chase people like this."

Qisheng watched the messy Xiao Xuan sway away, then took n deep breaths in front of the door, and then slowly opened the door.

When he opened the door, he saw Shangqing standing in front of the hospital bed with a lamp provided by the hospital in his hand, looking murderous all over.

"...Calm down." Qi Sheng was almost intimidated, and it took him a long time to utter a trembling voice.

"You lied to me." Shang Qing walked over step by step holding the desk lamp, his murderous expression gave Qi Sheng the wrong feeling that the desk lamp would hit his head at any moment.

"You don't like Xiao Xuan at all."

"...You, you, you, calm down." Qisheng shrank his neck, and couldn't help complaining in his heart: Who was it that wishful thinking that his sweetheart was Xiao Xuan? !

Although he added a little oil (obviously admitted directly).

"You made me so ugly."

Shangqing has already come to the front.

"You even caused me to search for you for a day, and searched all the hotels for me."

"...I'm actually at the bar..." Qisheng explained weakly.

"I went to the bar."

The desk lamp has been raised.

"Because it was three o'clock in the morning when you went to look for it."

"..."

Shangqing has already refused to talk, and stared at him with the desk lamp held high.

"Don't get excited..."

"...I'll be really excited when I hit you with blood."

"..." Qisheng looked at him, pursed his lips, then sighed, reached out and hugged the lamp in his arms.

"You can be excited, but before I get excited, can I say a word?" In an affectionate tone.

"...What?" He hesitated and was full of expectation.

"Please don't slap your face."

"..."

bang——

"what------"

……

So, amidst the beatings and screams, the story has come to an end.

[use up]

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Maybe there will be a sideshow.

I get it, it might actually be a mess.

But it's over.

[use up]

This time it's really over.

Shangqing: Are you fucking finished? !

Elder: Well, mole crickets (*^.^*) kiss~, maybe when you see this ＠(￣-￣)＠, you will despise me for being unfinished┑(￣Д￣)┍, but in unfinished When ヽ(??ω??)ゝ, I wrote your favorite Gintama?(ˉ﹃ˉ?), I didn’t even write my favorite Grim Reaper! (っ╥╯﹏╰╥c).

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