Money Capability Salted Fish Just Want to Fooled [Transmigration Book]

"Click", Shen Mo squeezed the doorknob tightly.

The assistant scratched the door and scratched the wall, complaining about the boss——damn it!It's obviously a movie for four people, but our boss doesn't have a name!

The door was closed in front of Shen Mo, Xie Jue and two beautiful teenagers entered the room, after a while, an imaginative voice came from the crack of the unclosed door.

"Crash", the quilt was lifted.

Yue Ze said: "Mr. Xie, your bed is so soft, and there is a pattern of pigs on the mattress. This is my zodiac. I like it so much..."

Xie Jue: "Don't talk, do something for me."

"X Alipay received 10000 yuan."

Yue Ze: "...Oh, tell me."

Xie Jue: "First, take off your clothes."

System: [Yes!That's it!continue! 】

Xie Jue: "Then, take off his clothes too."

The system looked at everything that was happening in front of it, and let out a [Jie Jie] laugh—Host, no matter how tricky you are, you still have to succumb to the plot in the end?

Give in, get used to it, and start to understand the benefits of relying on the system.

Think back then, how many hosts walked into the abyss of PUA step by step like this, and became slaves of the system, forever.

Seeing Jian Gaozhi take off their clothes with their own eyes, the system opened the mosaic with satisfaction, and exchanged the host's points for a glass of champagne to celebrate this hard-won victory.

[Grape wine luminous cup, the host is going to fly together tonight. 】

"Ping", it clinks glasses.

[Good poems, good poems. 】

Host, you can't escape my clutches of 038 after all!

……

In the bedroom, Xie Jue knew that the system had left temporarily.

Yue Ze took out the payment code: "It's agreed, two people need to add money."

Xie Jue looked at him.

"Even if you are Mr. Xie,... Forget it, I'll give you a [-]% discount." Yue Ze said.

Xie Jue swiped the money for him, and whispered a few words in his ear.

"That's it?" Yue Ze showed a disappointed expression.

Xie Jue: "Otherwise?"

"Okay." There was a strange voice in the room, Yue Ze asked: "Mr. Xie, are you satisfied with this?"

"If I'm not satisfied, I can adjust it...or do both at the same time. I have experience in assembly line work!"

What followed were strange sounds that kept ringing in the room, first "chi la chi la", then "crack kach", and finally, after Jian Gaozhi let out a long sobbing sound, there came a steady "crack". Crack, clap, clap..."

……

At some point, the assistant quietly walked out of the door and touched Shen Mo's side: "Tsk, boss, Mr. Xie is in the wine pool and meat forest?"

"Assembly line work... tsk tsk."

Shen Mo glanced at him, the assistant felt the danger, and counted silently in his heart: three, two, one.

Silence strode forward.

The assistant rummaged through his body, found a pair of sunglasses and handed them to him, "Boss, put them on."

It would be bad to see some unclean things burn down the hotel later, after all, it is their own business.

Shen Shen took the sunglasses, evaluated the quality of the hotel door, and lifted his foot.

The assistant took out the phone and pressed 120 skillfully.

At this time, the door was opened from the inside, and the wind almost touched Shen Mo's tall nose.

The door stopped at a distance of one centimeter from the tip of Shen Mo's nose. Xie Jue was neatly dressed and asked doubtfully, "Mr. Shen? Are you still asleep?"

Mo Mo put his feet back and stood up: "I can't sleep."

He lowered his eyes and couldn't see the panorama of the room from Xie Jue's shoulder, but the top button of Xie Jue's shirt was still buttoned properly, which made him calm down temporarily.

"I heard a strange voice," Mo Mo asked, "What did you call them into the room?"

"There were three people here just now, why didn't you call me? Aren't we friends?"

The assistant's back tightened, and he thought to himself: Answer seriously, Mr. Xie, this is a proposition—if you are right, nothing will happen, if you are wrong, you will be admitted to the ICU. Come on!

Xie Jue: "Of course we are friends, but—"

"what?"

"Please help me get the sewing kit from the drawer." Xie Jue dismissed the assistant.

He asked Mo Mo: "Can you take off the quilt cover?"

"?"

"Can you play cotton?"

"..."

"Can you sew clothes? Can you sew buttons? Can you put eyes on dolls?"

"…………"

Seeing Shen Mo's rare blank expression, Xie Jue patted him on the shoulder: "It's okay, I won't either."

Fortunately, I have money.

As Xie Jue's posture changed, Shen Mo finally saw the scene in the room clearly.

Since the series of rhetorical questions just now, his momentum has gradually weakened. After seeing the scene in front of him clearly, he finally fell to the bottom.

The pressing pressure disappeared without a trace, and the burning anger was also extinguished.Silence even wondered why he couldn't think about questioning Xie Jue.Wasn't all the previous events enough for him to recognize Xie Jue's true face?

The assistant came back with a sewing kit, and saw that the boss was a different person.

Curiously scratching his lungs, he handed the sewing kit to Mr. Xie.

"Thank you," Mr. Xie lowered his head and whispered in the boss's ear, "I'm sorry for ignoring you just now, if you want to participate, you can come together, we are friends, I would like you to help me choose the bed tonight partner's style, height, fat or thin, and..."

"I can give you one if you like."

Seeing that his lips were about to touch the boss's icy ears, the assistant said, "Stop, stop... stop!"

What adult topics are you talking about?It's too changeful!

Xie Jue raised his head and glanced at him: "Just kidding."

Of course he did it on purpose, Xie Jue could clearly see the silent intention at a glance.The new friends he made didn't trust him, which made him a little unhappy, but after thinking about it, Mo Mo's idea of ​​wanting to keep himself clean was right, so he imposed a small punishment.

"Okay," Xie Jue patted Shen Mo on the shoulder: "It's getting late, go to sleep, see you tomorrow."

Mo Mo suddenly said: "Okay, I will help you choose!"

"Ah?" Xie Jue was surprised for a moment, the two looked at each other, their eyes were silent and serious, Xie Jue readily agreed, "Let's go!"

The assistant watched blankly as Mr. Xie and the boss entered the room side by side.

who I am?where am I?What am I doing?

He pricked up his ears to listen.

Mr. Xie asked, "What do you think of the one on the left?"

"not so good."

"What about the one on the right?"

"Not so much."

"No way, choose one of the two," Xie Jue spread his hands, "I have to choose one tonight, otherwise I won't be able to sleep."

"Who said you can choose one of the two?" Silence put his hand on the button of his shirt: "You can choose one of the three."

"Not so good..." Xie Jue said, "Your clothes are too expensive, so I can't afford it."

"It's okay, you can change it with your own clothes."

Silence: "Why... You let me choose, and now you regret it?"

"How? I'm afraid you'll regret it."

The assistant didn't have time to think about it, he ignored the strangeness in these words, and a flash rushed into the room: "No, boss! Stop it!"

To be honest, the assistant regretted it at this moment.

The boss's psychological problems have been going on for a long time. He finally became interested in Mr. Xie. The assistant thought that getting in touch with Mr. Xie would help the boss recover. Who knew that Mr. Xie was actually contagious!

The boss's problem is even more serious. Before, he only occasionally wanted to kill the person who climbed into his own bed, but now he actually wants to climb into someone else's bed!

The assistant blocked the boss behind and shouted: "Don't move!"

The four people in the room looked at him together.

After looking around with vigilant eyes, the assistant's mouth slowly opened wide——

"What are you doing?" he asked.

Yue Ze took a pair of scissors, and cut the quilt with a "click", "You can't read it yourself?"

……

In the spacious bedroom, under the bed, it was a mess.

The hotel's high-grade silk was spread on the bed, and the cotton was scattered all over the floor after being cut.

Holding a pair of small scissors, Yue Ze professionally drew a human figure on the snow-white quilt with a pen for people to choose.

Jian Gaozhi was flicking cotton beside him, and it was he who made the "pop, pop" sound.

Xie Jue turned his head and said to Shen Mo, "Clothes,"

Putting on a bathrobe, Shen Mo handed over the shirt and trousers to Xie Jue.

Yue Ze squatted beside the bed, also wearing a bathrobe. He turned his head and asked, "Have you decided? Be Mr. Shen's life-sized puppet?"

Xie Jue nodded.

Koshizawa pouted jealously.

"Okay, then I'll make a pattern." He spread out the clothes and adjusted the length and width of the doll according to the size.

"By the way, Mr. Xie, how did you know that I can make clothes?"

Xie Jue pointed to Yue Ze's T-shirt, the waist was a bit wide, it was tightened with needlework, and two sunflowers with delicate stitches were embroidered there.

Yue Ze thought happily, it turned out that Mr. Xie paid so much attention to himself, forget it, it would be better for him to sleep with Mr. Shen than with a duckling.

So he felt more balanced, changed the direction and continued cutting, and when passing by the assistant, he snorted, "Dirty!"

"You..." The assistant turned to complain to Shen Mo: "Boss, he scolded me! You don't care about him?"

Mo Mo raised his eyes, and said in the assistant's expectant gaze: "He's not wrong."

Yue Ze felt that Mr. Shen was particularly pleasing to the eye.

He patted his chest: "Don't worry, I will definitely make you handsome, tall and handsome! Let Mr. Xie hold you to sleep comfortably at night!"

Shen Shen saw a payment code on the mobile phone next to him, so he transferred 1 yuan to Yue Ze.

Yue Ze said more and more sincerely: "You and Mr. Xie are really like-minded, a perfect match! It is best to stay like this forever!"

Silence gave him another [-] transfers.

Seeing them as close as a family, the assistant was indignant—who am I for? !

……

The system screamed at the same time.

It drank a bottle of wine and wanted to see how far the host was going. Once the mosaic was lifted, it came face to face with the white doll. On the back of the doll was written - "warm human body."

It had the eyes plucked from Rose's body on its face, and it was wearing silent clothes, filled with cotton, stuffed with a dozen warm babies that hadn't been used up before.

The system's wine was sobered up.

Xie Jue hugged the life-sized doll and said with satisfaction, "Not bad, it's very warm."

"Okay, I'm going to sleep." He drove the unrelated personnel out of the bedroom, put on the blindfold, lit the aromatherapy, and covered the quilt.

A desperate scream sounded in my head.

System: [Host!Is this what you mean by "getting local materials"? ! 】

"Otherwise?" Xie Jue answered it with two words: "Dirty!"