How to make fritters

When Xia Youjie opened his eyes, he rarely entered the sage mode, emptied his mind, and stared blankly at the ceiling with his purple eyes.

His memory stayed in the scene where Gojo Satoru reached out and touched his forehead, and then it was pitch black.Xia Youjie turned his attention to his side. A black cat and Wujo Wu were lying on the other side of the bed, sleeping soundly.

It seems that I was wrong... Wu really didn't know anything.Xia Youjie pursed his lips, and tucked the corner of the quilt for the other party. Seeing Gojo Wu unconsciously rubbing against the pillow, Xia Youjie couldn't help but chuckled.

Outside the door was the faint sound of a TV set, probably from the Buddhist monastery Shier, but he had also heard of it, this heaven and the tyrant, especially like some middle-aged and elderly social animals and only interested in betting on horses.

Xia Youjie sat up with difficulty without waking up the two creatures next to him, and walked out of the room after his mind cleared up a little.

"Yo, you're awake." Chanyuan Shier saw Xia Youjie coming out, and waved at him with the hand holding the remote control. "The meal is in the kitchen."

Xia Youjie put the two knives randomly placed on the floor on the sofa, refusing to think about why they changed back to their original state.Afterwards, he began to seriously respond to what Chanyuan Shier said.

Meal in the kitchen?Ready meal?

He is not donkey me?Zenyuan Shier, Heaven and the Tyrant, can they do the delicate work of housekeeping?

Absolutely, the other party either wanted to eat and reminded himself, or Xia Youjie, who had fried the kitchen, made enough mental preparations, then walked into the kitchen and opened the lid of the pot.

"...It smells so good!?" Xia Youjie was caught in the nose by the oncoming fragrance.Knowing that his sense of taste and smell were not quite right now, Xia Youjie took a closer look and sniffed it carefully. It was indeed the aroma that successfully secreted his saliva.

what's the situation?Xia Youjie blinked his eyes, Zenyuan even knows how to cook?This is even more unbelievable than Gojo Satoru wearing bloomers.

Looking at the perfectly colored food in the pot, Xia Youjie took out the plate and put a small dish for himself. The beef and vegetables were all fried to the point of high heat, and the peppers on it whetted the appetite.

Xia Youjie swallowed, then added a chopstick of beef and stuffed it into his mouth.

It is no longer the suffocating smell of sewer rags, but the spiciness and the aroma of beef instantly rushing to the tip of the tongue.

He must earn enough money to maintain this future cook and gymnastics coach!

Xia Youjie ate all the food on the plate with two or three swipes, and he even burped a little.Squinting his eyes and walking back to the side of Shier, Xia Youjie asked after a few seconds of silence, "How much do you want for the package?"

"What?" Zenyuan Shier looked at Xia Youjie with interest.

I have to say that even Xia Youjie, who is now ten years old, can be regarded as upper-class among all the people he met in the Zen Yuan Shier. Except for the fact that the other party is male, which is not easy to deal with, the others... are all It fits the taste of Zenyuan Shier very well.

"Jie!?" Xia Youjie shuddered at the sudden shriek from upstairs. "Oops..." Xia Youjie hung his heart in the air, and turned around to look at Gojo Wu who rushed downstairs to hug him.

"No..." Xia Youjie felt that if he didn't explain it well, he might die miserably, "You can keep other cats, but you actually like this kind of guy!" Gojo Wu's pupils were shocked, tears dripping drop by drop It's like a faucet that isn't screwed down.

"No..." Xia Youjie felt that he was one of the first three. He secretly glanced at Zenyuan Shier, hoping that he would help him to talk a little bit, but he didn't know what the other party thought. Zenyuan Shier was just a close friend. Dropped the TV, and then said with a smile, "Although I am very expensive, if it is you, it is not impossible to get a discount."

Oh hey, Xia Youjie would have happily agreed to this matter normally, but Wutiao Wu on his body now obviously wanted to strangle him to death, and the curse seal on the back of his neck now showed its original function, and it began to gradually get hot.

"Wu, you go to the kitchen and have a look." Xia Youjie swallowed, and said, "Shi Er's cooking is delicious." Xia Youjie meant it sincerely.

Zenyuan Shier laughed again from behind, wondering if it was because Xia Youjie said the first name instead of the surname, or because I, who almost killed these two guys in my previous life, was able to stay because of a meal today. down.

"Then I'll eat later... No! You actually called him by his name directly! You really think too much about him!" Gojo Wu stared at him, Xia Youjie looked at him with a look of abandonment, only felt that he was really asshole.

"Okay kid, with your current bean sprouts body, it's strange that you can be liked?" Chanyuan Shier suddenly stretched out his hand, separating Wujo Wu and Xia Youjie.After hugging Xia Youjie in his arms, Zenyuan even looked at Wujo Wu provocatively, "Go to the kitchen and eat, brat."

"..." Wutiao Wu narrowed his eyes fiercely at Shier in the Chanyuan, but now he really can't beat the sky and the tyrant... If it is said that he could at least barely make a few gestures with the opponent during the high school period, the current Wutiao Wu may not be able to If you make five moves, you will be pressed to the ground and beaten.

Seeing Wujo Goo obediently walked into the kitchen, Xia Youjie looked at Zenyuan Shier with an even more eager expression.Unexpectedly, even Gojo Satoru could control him!Be sure to stay!

"How much discount can Shier give me?" Xia Youjie asked.Although he said that he has no money at all, he has also observed the stock market in the past few days, and if he couldn't do it, he asked Sanriyue to gamble on the horses.

That's right, Yue Zong is near on the third day, and after Xia Youjie's inspection, it is confirmed that [-]% of the family is Ouhuang.Whether you go out to buy groceries or buy lottery tickets, if you find money or encounter discounts, you will win the lottery.

"Want to take care of me?" Even though he knew that Xia Youjie had absolutely no thought in his mind, Shier of the Chanyuan couldn't help but want to tease Xia Youjie and the two eavesdropping kids in the kitchen and on the second floor. . "Just for you now, just wrap it up."

He's just a brat, what money can he have.Zenyuan Shier sneered in his heart.The current Xia Youjie is not the magician who took over the task at the High School of Conjuration, so don't pay for Xia Youjie now, right?

After Xia Youjie knew that he was very happy because he had a sum of money left, he couldn't help but think about it again.Why did a professional boy suddenly say that he only needs to cover it up?What prompted him to say such a thing?If it's not that he has thoughts about himself, then he has some other purpose.

Xia Youjie glanced at Zenyuan Shier, who had already focused his attention on the TV, and frowned.

It seems that he still needs to talk to Wutiaowu... If Zenyuan Shier really likes him... Xia Youjie shivered and prayed in his heart that it was not what he thought.

Gojo Satoru dawdled in the kitchen for a while, but he thought of many ways to get Zenyuan Shier to go away, and he gave up helplessly after tasting the beef stir-fried vegetables. "This guy is so good..." Gojo Goji babbled, thinking sadly in his heart.

No, you shouldn't think about these disheartening things now, you should think about your own strengths.Gojo Satoru put the plate into the sink, and then began to think about what he could do, and finally found that he couldn't do anything!

Wutiao Wu exploded all of a sudden, ran to Xia Youjie's side quickly, and then threw himself on the opponent without saying a word.

The feeling of being overwhelmed by Mount Tai is nothing more than that.Xia Youjie, who almost spat out the undigested beef, took a deep breath, and asked, "What's wrong?"

"You like other cats." Gojo Satoru's voice was aggrieved.Forget about Dazai Osamu's bastard who is now a cat, Jay actually chose that little boy who almost stabbed him to death for the sake of food!

Is he not white enough? ?Is he not clingy enough?Is he not caring enough?

Cut, Jie, a scumbag, likes to eat what's in the bowl and look at what's in the pot.

Xia Youjie's breathing was stagnant, and there was a sharp pain in his heart at that moment.

The present Enlightenment doesn't know what happened in the previous life, but Xia Youjie, who originally planned to change everything, has already made efforts, but still hears this sentence.

"No, I've never liked other cats." Although he knew that he shouldn't say such misleading words now, Xia Youjie still wanted to quickly explain to Wujou, not only for Wujou, but also for himself peace of mind. "I only have you as a cat."

Wow, Zenyuan Shier blinked his eyes, and turned up the volume a few levels calmly. Although he had no idea about male master children, he also didn't want to be forced to be fed a mouthful of dog food.

After Wujo Satoru heard the other party's words, he felt relieved of his status.It seems Jay is already shaking.Wujo Wujo thought happily in his heart, but Wujo Wujo, who was superb in acting, still looked at Xia Youjie with an expression of wanting to cry or not. "Is what you said true?"

"Really." Xia Youjie said in a low voice, his throat felt like he had swallowed a lot of curse spirits, the pain was burning, and his chest was oppressed by unknown emotions, even if he said a word now, he needed to use Use all your strength.

"I don't like other cats, absolutely not." Xia Youjie looked at Wujo Wu, and struggled to speak out what was in his heart.Although the phrase "I like you" is still hidden in the throat, the atmosphere of the two people in front of them has reached.

Wujo Wu felt that he really wanted to thank Prison Gate, and he really wanted to thank Xia Youjie for making Xia Youjie mistakenly think that this was the source letter of a new life.

If he had known earlier that the restarted Jie would take the initiative to face his feelings, he would have used magic to make Jie lose his memory.

……Eh?That's right, Wujo Satoru felt that he got something.If Jie knows the truth and wants to escape at that time, I can make him lose his memory!In this way, even if he can recover his memory, he has done what he should do, and he won't be able to leave!

Seeing that Wujo Wu's emotions had been calmed down by himself, Xia Youjie was relieved and at the same time worried.Although he didn't know what changes had occurred in the world because of his own memory, but now it seemed that the possibility of bringing things back by himself was getting higher and higher.

And I have to go to Honmaru to see other swords. When I went to Ikebukuro Park that day, it seemed that someone other than Osamu Dazai was watching me...I always feel that life will become more and more troublesome in the future...

...How can Gojo Satoru feel safe?Xia Youjie began to think about this question for a rare moment.

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The author has something to say:

First to answer the comments:

1. Giving birth: Do you know about pregnancy stones? (dog head)

2. The last sinner: I’m going to find Russian Maozi. After all, I want Jie to have a bear-shaped curse spirit, but I don’t know whether it is the bear’s mouth that saves the good-hearted people, or takes the bear from the good-hearted people.

3. Gin: It’s not something you can meet in this age group. Now Jie is only ten years old... I originally wanted to wait for him to meet later, and the plot will be involved later, so I won’t talk about it