How to make fritters

When the two of them came out of the small room,

Just in time for the cherry blossom trees to bloom, "Jie seems to be in a really good mood..." Gojo Satoru, whose lips were red all week, muttered.

Xia Youjie rubbed his nose, after all, after the matter is done, the person who is wronged becomes himself,

Gojo Satoru wanted to be quick with words now, so he let him go.

The two wandered around the Honmaru,

Except that there is a hot spring and a cherry blossom tree next to the room where the appraiser is, there are only some weeds and strange rocks left in the rest of the place.

There are also many rooms that are basically sealed,

It looked like a crime scene.

"As expected of abandoning Honmaru..." Gojo Satoru applauded blankly like a cadre sent by the top to investigate. "I really don't see anything worthy of applause here..." Xia Youjie sighed helplessly, and pulled Wujo Wu by the way,

lest he step on the broken blade standing on the ground.

"Watch your feet,

Enlightenment. "Xia Youjie said softly.

"Jie carry me~ Wujo Wu rolled his eyes, turned around and lay on Xia Youjie's back." Carry me,

carry me~"

"Enlightenment,

Don't mess around..." There may be potential danger here! Xia Youjie was staggered forward by Gojo Wu's strength,

He almost fell to his knees, "But my legs are so weak after being kissed by Jie just now~ I can't walk anymore!" Gojo Satoru said persistently.

Taking a deep breath, Xia Youjie squatted down obediently, who let himself soften the legs he kissed... Really worthy of enlightenment,

He is the only one in the world who dares to say such nonsense.

"Come up."

"Okay~" Gojo Satoru obediently climbed onto Jie's back,

Then put his head on Xia Youjie's shoulder. "Jay, when did you start expanding your ears?"

"junior high school,

What's wrong? "Xia Youjie didn't turn his head,

Because Gojo Satoru was playing with his earlobe. "nothing,

It's rare to see Jie without pierced ears, so I'm a little curious. "As soon as the words fell, Gojo Wu bit Xia Youjie's earlobe.

"Hiss—" Although it didn't hurt,

But there is a wonderful feeling of current flowing.Xia Youjie trembled all over, almost throwing Wutiao Wu down.

This little bastard...Xia Youjie shook his head, "Let go—"

Gojo Satoru loosened his earlobe reluctantly. In fact, he prefers Jie wearing earrings, but the current look is simply irresistible, young and cute.

"When will Jie go get his ears pierced~" Gojo Satoru approached Xia Youjie's ear obediently and said softly.

"Okay, I see, stay away from my ears." Xia Youjie felt that his ears were almost burned.

The two walked to the place where the swords were resting together, "It seems that there are no swords that are still awake..." Xia Youjie murmured softly when he saw the blades lying messily on the ground.

"Looking at it this way, it's really amazing that the hotaru just lasted until we came over." Gojo Satoru blinked and said.

"Well, it's indeed a Taidao." Xia Youjie nodded, and after putting Wujo Wu down, he gently avoided the sword on the ground, and walked to a handle placed in the center of the wall.

Whether the sword on the ground will wake up is not in Xia Youjie's thinking range at all.After all, Xia Youjie and Gojo Satoru had already felt the threat brought by Yingwan just now, and before his strength reached that height, he didn't want to wake up these unknown swords in advance.

"This should be the doctor's doorknob, Wujo, give me the handle." Xia Youjie held the doorknob with one hand, and handed the other hand to Wujo Wu.

"Okay~" Gojo Satoru held Xia Youjie's hand with a smile. "Jie handed this to me yourself~" Looking at Xia Youjie's side face, Gojo Satoru licked his canine teeth.

The door was slowly opened, revealing the faces of Dr. Ali and the others, "It seems that China Unicom has been confirmed, Sanriyue and you can come in too." Xia Youjie said slowly.

Hearing this news, both Mikazuki and Tsurumaru showed obvious expressions of joy, "I really need to thank Jie Jun very much." Mikazuki said with a smile while holding up the teacup.

"Obviously there is me!" Wutiaowu complained dissatisfiedly, Xia Youjie skillfully smoothed Wutiaowu's hair, "Yes, yes, there is still Wu, it's awesome!"

"Jie, you just treat me like a child!" Gojo Satoru snorted dissatisfied, stretched out his foot and kicked Xia Youjie's calf, "I want Xijiufu flavored with edamame, go and buy it for me Come!"

"...Only Strawberry Daifuku, eat it or not." Xia Youjie dragged Gojo Wu out of the door. "Honmaru is already connected, where can I find the retrograde army?"

"Did Jie Jun see Fox's help? It should be responsible for telling you all the knowledge of the God Judge." Sankaiyue said softly.

"The help of the fox?" Xia Youjie summoned the fox curse spirit that he had just swallowed, "Is this it?"

"Ah, this really scared the crane." Tsurumaru Kuninaga looked at the black fox, and couldn't help but let out a sound of surprise, even Mikazuki couldn't help but open his eyes wide.

"So it turns out that Fox's help will also fall in secret?" Sankaiyue said to herself.

"Then it seems that this is what you guys called Fox's help." Xia Youjie took Fox's help back, "Let's call it this name, save me and give it a name."

"When is Jie going to wake up the other swords?" Osamu Dazai asked from the side. He stretched out his hand and touched the black fox, and then he heard a shrill scream from the other party, and disappeared into the Osamu Dazai's men.

"It seems that the black mud is still inferior to Dazai Zhi." Wujo Wu stretched out his hand and talked loudly in Xia Youjie's ear as if whispering.

"Yeah, yeah, I didn't expect it to be so hacked or be killed by Aji." Xia Youjie also stretched out his hand, looking at Dazai Zhi, and replied.

"You two have gone too far, has no one punished you?" Osamu Dazai asked with his hips pretending to be angry.

"Of course there are. For example, Wu Wu punished me severely before, and then I punished him severely outside." Xia Youjie smiled and stretched out a finger, and said something creepy.

"Okay, Jie." Gojo Wu rushed forward and ruffled Xia Youjie's long hair. "You can shut up."

San Riyue smiled and watched the two children pecking at each other, then turned her head and said something to Tsurumaruki forever.

"But going to Honmaru this time did make me realize one thing. I can't go to the Singularity with my current strength." Xia Youjie said, "So at least until I have enough strength, the Singularity can only happen now." Slow down a bit."

"It's okay," Fyodor walked in, with a chinchilla-like expression on his face, "I will go to live with Dr. Ali with Dazai-kun, and work with him to develop a method to safely enter and exit the singularity. Is this enough time to improve your strength?"

"It should be..." Xia Youjie glanced at Wujo Wu, who was already gnawing on Dafu.

"There is a way, but if you suddenly grow older, Jie may have growing pains~" Gojo Satoru replied vaguely.

"It seems to be possible, then I will leave it to you, Dr. A Li." Xia Youjie directly ignored Gojo Wu's words, and then sent Dr. A Li and the others to the entrance.

"Hey, isn't Mr. Shi Er here?" Dr. A Li glanced at the sofa and asked.

"He should have gone on a mission..." Xia Youjie didn't know what Shier was doing in the Chanyuan, so he had to find an excuse to prevaricate the doctor.

After seeing off a few people, Xia Youjie and Wujo Wu sat on the sofa face to face, "Let's get started."

"What's the beginning? Do you think my six eyes are the wishing dragon balls?" Gojo Satoru grinned exaggeratedly.

"...Wu, don't force me to do it now." Xia Youjie closed his eyes, trying to calm down the anger in his heart, "Have you talked enough for today?"

"Tch, don't let me talk about it." Gojo Satoru muttered, and then stretched out a hand, "Let me say yes first, it may not only cause growing pains, but other sequelae may also appear!"

Xia Youjie looked at Gojo Wu alertly, "For example?"

"For example, amnesia or something. After all, I have to knock you out first, and then talk to that old man Genshin." Gojo Satoru scratched his head, as if I didn't know what would happen.

"...Then do as you said." Xia Youjie sighed, although he didn't know if Gojo Wu knew what was going to happen, but since Gojo Wu said he had a way, now he was forced to improve his strength. Xia Youjie had no choice but to trust him.

"Okay, Jie, I'll take it easy, don't worry!" Gojo Satoru laughed out loud, and then stretched out his fingers to touch Xia Youjie's eyebrows. "Sweet dream~"

Before falling asleep, Xia Youjie noticed Wujo Wu's exaggerated smile, and said inwardly, "Not good."

Ah, this bastard, it must be on purpose!Before he passed out, Xia Youjie cursed a few words in his heart, but he could only collapse powerlessly.

"It seems that the fainting is perfect..." Zenyuan Shier suddenly appeared, looked at Xia Youjie lying on the sofa motionless like a dead body, and asked, "Are you serious?"

"I don't know how far the prison gate can go, but you should have almost discovered that the curse spirit around you is not an illusion." Wujo Wu spread his hands.

Zenyuan Shier touched the ugly treasure wrapped around his body, and grinned, "Yeah, I didn't expect to see this kind of guy."

Why does the existence that has been exorcised still appear in the prison gate?In other words, those curse spirits who are powerful enough are actually like the life and death of human beings. They did not go to die, but stayed in the prison gate?

"So there are still some Jie's curse spirits in the college, this is my guess." Gojo Wu pinched Xia Youjie's earlobe, "It's a pity, because Jie is too impatient, so I have no chance to fight with Jie at all." Ear piercing."

"I remember you were almost stabbed to death by me when you were in the second year of high school." Zenyuan Shier suddenly showed a strange smile.

"You can stab again, but this time I won't kill you, remember to run." Wujo Wujo said without looking back, "Also, after that incident, Jie will perform a village mission, you Do me a favor."

"What? Qiang Qiang also thinks he's not good enough?" Zenyuan Shier laughed exaggeratedly, "Why should I help you chase people?"

"On the basis that your son might walk with one of Jie's adopted daughters in the future?" In fact, Gojo Satoru was talking nonsense, but he died earlier than them and didn't know whether Hui had a relationship. .

"Are you serious?" Zenyuan Shier felt that Wutiao Wu was on the donkey himself.

"Anyway, if you hadn't died, I could even hear you calling me in-law." Gojo Satoru replied proudly.

"Is it my mother-in-law?" Zenyuan Shier didn't care about these titles, and even joked leisurely. "You really deserve to be the strongest. In order to keep your best friend, you don't hesitate to lower your status again and again." Zenyuan even pointed out.

"Then what's the matter, it's fine anyway." Gojo Satoru said with a red face on his face.

"How do you know that lying down will definitely feel good? I remember that the first thing that men feel is either pleasure or pain, right?" Zenyuan Shier rubbed his chin and said some hot knowledge he had seen.

Then he saw Gojo Satoru's whole body stiffened, and he was so happy that he went to the Zen Garden Shier, "Having said so much, before you came here, you were still a baby, right?"

Looking at Gojo Satoru, who was avoiding his eyes, the Chanyuan was even more joyful.He sat down on the sofa in a brave manner, and then said, "You have no knowledge and practical skills, and you dare to sacrifice your ass. I really have to admire this. You are indeed the strongest."

Looking at Wujo Wu who had already sluggishly, Zenyuan Shier kindly gave him the last knife. "Although you don't know, but I'm in a good mood today and I'll tell you."

"When a person is excited during sexual life, the blood vessels and muscles of the whole body will contract and spasm, resulting in hypoxia throughout the body. When the gastrointestinal muscle spasms and hypoxia are combined, nausea, vomiting and discomfort will appear." Zenyuan Shier looked at Gojo Satoru's already blank expression was beyond joy.

"Also, let's not talk about whether you can accept it, if he sees the picture of you throwing up when the two of you are making love, is it still hard/worthy?"

"Does it have something to do with you?" After saying this, Wutiao Wu felt that his thinking might be off the mark, so he asked again, "You know so much, did you live down here!?" Wutiao Wu grinned and looked at Zenyuan Shier.

"Little ghost, I suggest you read more books." Zenyuan Shier cast a contemptuous look at Wujo Wu, who was not too old, and said, "Study is very important."

"Isn't it just knowledge..." Looking at the Zenyuan Shier who was laughing and walking back to the bedroom, Wujo Wuqi trembled all over, but he lacked knowledge in this area, so he could only sit helplessly on the sofa.

"I'll ask Nitro about this knowledge when I go to the college..." After a while, Gojo Wujo rubbed his chin and began to talk to himself very seriously.

The author has something to say: Small Theater: On the Importance of Learning

Ye Mozheng said: How about setting up a magic university?

Polygonum cuspidatum: Even if I go to university... I can't pass the exam. The head teacher is Mr. Gojo, but his diploma is from a technical secondary school.

Gojo Satoru: So it’s not good to say that the teacher is not good, and it is obvious that after graduation, you will be assigned a job and have a high salary, so why go to university?Youruhito, your path has narrowed.

Xia Youjie: First of all, you should live until you graduate with all your hair and tail (spreading hands and laughing)