How to make fritters

Most couples like to hold hands and hug each other,

The conclusions that were transferred to the conjurer's side were similar.However, although most people know that sweet talk and some overly intimate actions should be avoided in public places, Gojo Satoru, who is not an ordinary person and is also the strongest, obviously did not think of this.

Because the task was more important, Gojo Satoru was 'forced' to sleep in a separate room with Xia Youjie that night,

Instead, I went to connect with the two-faced Nuo.

Gotiao Wu, who had a big fight with Liangmian Su Nuo on the first day, directly grabbed Xia Youjie's hand,

Also euphemistically said, "Couples just want to walk hand in hand~"

Xia Youjie has no opinion on whether to hold hands,

His brain is still a little confused now.Gojo Satoru seems to have some ability to himself,

On the night when I slept with him, he was so rare that he didn’t have some strange dreams simply by falling asleep on his feet, but he didn’t let Wu sleep with him last night.

He actually dreamed of something else.

"Jay,

What are you thinking? Wujo Wu held Xia Youjie's index finger and rubbed it back and forth.

Two people are sitting on the express double seat bound for Yokohama,

Probably everyone knows what Yokohama is,

So there are fewer people in the car,

Wujo Wu also shook hands with Xia Youjie boldly.

"It's just that I didn't sleep well last night." Xia Youjie smiled wryly, the black eyes proved that the other party was telling the truth now. "Wu, stop playing with your fingers." Xia Youjie quietly glanced at the people in the carriage, lest they notice the situation here.

"No~" Gojo Satoru shook his head in a long voice,

The hands are constantly moving,

The fingers held by Jie Xiang rubbed back and forth between each other's fingers,

It's not itchy.

Xia Youjie felt his palms itch,

Unlike Gojo Satoru, his palms, which usually have a high body temperature, seem to be sweating a little.

"Okay——" Xia Youjie squeezed Wutiao Wu Weiliang's palm with force. "You haven't told me the mission yet!"

"Hey, hey...here, this is it." Gojo Satoru didn't move his hand,

With his free left hand, he put down Dafu in front of him, and took out a stack of scattered task papers from his pocket.

Xia Youjie subconsciously wanted to pick it up, but as soon as he leaned over, he was grabbed by Wujou's neck. From the outsiders' perspective, it seemed that Xia Youjie had put his head on Wujou's body on his own initiative.

But in fact, it was just that Xia Youjie was unprepared for a while, and was almost caught by the opponent in such a sudden flash.

Hearing the irresponsible laughter of the other party, Xia Youjie also understood that it was Gojo Wu who felt bored by himself and wanted to have some fun.

Gan!Xia Youjie cursed inwardly, and raised his hand to pull Wutiao Wu's hair, but the other party grabbed Wutiao Wu's collar.It's painful to die.

Naturally, Xia Youjie didn't want to be grabbed by the collar obediently. With his head resting on Wujou's shoulder, he raised his hand and grabbed Wujou's arm, pressing down on Wujou's two hands on his knees.

Gojo Satoru was also not very happy to be suppressed by Xia Youjie in this posture, he quickly broke free from Xia Youjie's restraint, and turned to torture Xia Youjie's head.

"Ahem——" There seemed to be a passenger in the carriage who couldn't stand this high school DK's style of pecking at each other, pretended to have a sore throat and coughed twice, breaking Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie. The passionate reaction between them.

"Jie, after going to Yokohama, let's book a hotel first and then have a fight?" Gojo Gojo asked full of fighting spirit.

Xia Youjie was almost overwhelmed by Wutiao Wuqi, if it wasn't for the passerby who broke the atmosphere, he would have gone berserk to fight Wu's dog head.

Young people's moods are generally uncontrollable, which made Xia Youjie's eyes tinge with certainty. "If you lose at that time, don't cry." The workshop is too small for Xia Youjie to open and close, but if it is outside, he will bet on the dignity of his physical skills to beat Gojo Wu's head crooked.

"Ah." The task could only be postponed, and Xia Youjie, who let go of Gojo Wu's force, agreed in a random way.

The two troubled boys who recovered into decent people finally began to seriously analyze the task.

"Raibo Street? Jie, have you heard of this place?" Gojo Satoru asked curiously as he looked at a large hole drawn in the task book.

"No." Xia Youjie shook his head, "I've never been to Yokohama."

"That's it... then let's go to Chinatown first after we open the room? I remember that the Changbai cake they made there is delicious!" Wujo Wu said excitedly.

"Ahem——" There was another coughing sound from behind. It seemed that the voices of the two boys here were too loud, but no one paid attention to it.

If there is no special ability, Yokohama can be said to be a very good city.This was Xia Youjie's thoughts when he stepped out of the express.

After the two of them went to the hotel and booked a double room, Xia Youjie felt that the natives in Yokohama were also good, at least they wouldn't watch on because two boys were fighting each other in the street.

"...What is this?" But this good feeling was completely shattered when he saw the slender boy hanging in front of him.

After a fight, Gojo Satoru with a bag on his head had already gone to a nearby coffee shop to buy lunch, his hair rope was torn off, and Xia Youjie, whose face was swollen, didn't have the nerve to let this one who was still alive in front of him The boy then hung from the tree, so he summoned the magic spirit and cut the rope directly.

"Are you okay?" Xia Youjie asked.

The boy who fell to the ground covered his neck and coughed a few times before raising his head.For a moment, Xia Youjie thought that he was facing a special curse spirit. "Ah, so you interrupted my death?"

"Ah?" Xia Youjie felt that the voice and the face of the person in front of him were somewhat familiar, "Are you pursuing death?"

The boy in the black windbreaker patted the ashes off his body and stood up.Xia Youjie noticed that the other party's left eye was tied with a thick bandage, and his neck and hands were also wrapped in bandages.

"Otherwise?" the boy asked back.

Is it because of disfigurement that you don't want to live?Xia Youjie felt that because the other party gave him a familiar feeling, he should be more tolerant to him.

Compared with words of concern, actions are more heart-warming, right?Thinking of this, Xia Youjie took out a toffee from his pocket. "Do you want to eat?"

The boy seemed to see something extraordinary, and his eyes widened in surprise.Just when Xia Youjie wanted to withdraw his hand, he took the toffee, tore off the wrapping paper and stuffed the candy into his mouth. "It's so sweet—" Xia Youjie saw the young man frowned helplessly.

Ah, it was wrong, Xia Youjie reacted belatedly. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, this piece of candy for you belongs to my friend." It seems that Wu's stuff really can't be eaten indiscriminately in the future... The boy's reaction was as if his teeth would be rotten by the sweetness!

"It's too much... What are you and your friends doing in Yokohama?" The boy covered his cheeks, but the candy didn't spit out.

"We are..." Xia Youjie smiled and was about to say something when he was hit on the head by a gift box that fell from the sky.If the strength of the usual nonsense is good, but this blow was added with magic power, Xia Youjie was unprepared for a moment, and fell directly to the ground.

Gojo Satoru, this idiot!Xia Youjie covered his head, his bangs were messily stuck to his face, and his right cheek was flushed.

"Jie, who are you talking to!" Wujo Wutiao walked over angrily, carrying a few gift bags, just like his wife who came to catch Xiaosan.

"Is this your friend..." The young man aimed his only remaining eye at Gojo Satoru, and immediately, a smile appeared on his lifeless face, "Hello, I am Dazai Osamu .”

"Dazai Osamu?" Gojo Satoru muttered suspiciously, and after looking at the clothes on Dazai Osamu, he showed a puzzled expression, "Are you Dazai Osamu?"

"What's the matter, Wu?" Xia Youjie suppressed the anger in his heart, stood up and looked at the two strange people. "It's nothing, maybe your friend met a young man named Osamu Dazai before."

"I see." Gojo Satoru nodded, and Xia Youjie only heard him say, "Then Dazai-kun, we'll be counting on you for the few days we're in Yokohama!"

"Don't worry." Osamu Dazai nodded with a smile. "I'm Wujo Wu, this guy is Xia Youjie." Xia Youjie smiled and patted Wujo Wu's hand away, and then gave Dazai all the candies in Wujo's pocket.

"Jie! This is all mine!" Gojo Wu stared at Xia Youjie furiously, and Xia Youjie turned his head to look at him without fear, "Who threw the object in the street just now?"

"Obviously Jay is looking for other cats!"

"You saved him by accident, okay? Who told you to eat desserts in the coffee shop and make me wait outside?"

"Is this why Jie is looking for Xiaosan? How can he have me?" Gojo Satoru pointed angrily at Osamu Dazai who was eating candy next to him.

"Umm...you look better?" Xia Youjie said thoughtfully.

Osamu Dazai also showed a quiet smile, "So Jie wants to be my Anada?"

As soon as the words fell, Xia Youjie felt bad for a while.He quickly grabbed Gojo's arm, "He was joking, Wujo."

Wujo Wujo's hand that was about to take off his sunglasses was firmly pressed by Xia Youjie, and it took him a long time to calm down his anger just now. "Only this time, next time will not be an example."

The voice is really cold, even Xia Youjie couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, but Dazai Zhi seemed to be completely unaffected, and still had that look that made people feel soft-hearted smile.

"Forget it, Jie, let's go back to rest first, and go to Leibo Street with Dazai-kun tomorrow to have a look." Wujo Wu tapped his palm with his fist, and directly pulled Xia Youjie back to the hotel. "I'll trouble you tomorrow, Dazai-kun who works hard without complaining~"

"You two are here to help Yokohama. I'm too happy to be happy. There's no trouble." Osamu Dazai smiled and shook his hands behind him, and then slowly left along the river bank.

"I said, how did you know Osamu Dazai?" Xia Youjie felt as if he had seen him somewhere before, but he felt that something was wrong. After returning to the room with Gojo Satoru carrying desserts, Xia Youjie immediately became alert stand up.

"Jie is so stupid, the one who asked us to come to Yokohama for extermination missions is Dazai Osamu~" Gojo Satoru took out his phone, tapped it, and let Xia Youjie see clearly.

"He's the leader of the mafia?" Xia Youjie felt that his three views had been impacted, "He looks like I'm about my age." Xia Youjie muttered to himself dully.

"Indeed, although he is only 17 years old, he has already reached an unmatched height..." Gojo Satoru said with a smile, not sure whether he was envious of him or mocking him. "However, Jie, I'm also very good!"

"I know, Lord Wutiao Patriarch—" Xia Youjie came back to his senses, and deliberately said in the voice of meeting the Patriarch in ancient times, "Do you need me to open a big blessing for you?"

"Go." Wujo Wu stretched out his hand and waved it, asking Xia Youjie to bring him some snacks as if sending a servant.

Xia Youjie ruffled Wutiaowu's hair angrily and amusedly, then got up and went to be his servant.Gojo Satoru took advantage of this time to send a message to that person named Osamu Dazai.

【Are you alive or dead? 】

Not long after, the other party also sent a message.

【What do you think? 】

Gojo Satoru curled his lips, and it seemed to be the latter.Unexpectedly, the Dazai Osamu I met before and the current Dazai Osamu are two people!

Will there be two Osamu Dazai in the world?

will not!

So if the former Osamu Dazai really appeared here unintentionally without dying, then this must be a sinner whose soul remained in the prison gate after death.

No wonder the previous one could appear in the Prison Gate, it turned out that his Y body died.

Gojo Satoru deleted the text message and sent it to the other party's hotel room number by the way.At this moment, Xia Youjie came over with a cream cake. "What's wrong?"

Gojo Wu waved his hand and signaled Xia Youjie to go and sit with him, "I didn't expect..." Gojo Wu said with emotion, "The leader of the port mafia actually came to ask the conjurer to exorcise the curse in his own name. spiritual."

"Wow." Although Xia Youjie didn't quite understand how much risk there was, but from the level of his personal name, he could roughly guess that Dazai Osamu's identity should not be discovered by others. "It seems that the leader is very dangerous." Xia Youjie replied.

"Isn't it? The Patriarch is actually very dangerous!" Gojo Wu moved to Xia Youjie's side and asked for a kiss, "So Jie must protect me~"

Xia Youjie really wanted to ask if you need my protection, but I have to say that the way Wujo Wu bowed his head really made people want to protect him. "I'll try my best..." Xia Youjie replied dumbly, hugging Gojo Wu.

When Osamu Dazai walked back to the port mafia building, he happened to meet Nakahara Chuya who came out to find someone. "Boss, are you going to commit suicide again?" Looking at the angry Chuya, Osamu Dazai shook his head, "No, I'm going to do something big."

"What's the big deal?" Chuya Nakahara looked at Osamu Dazai suspiciously. Although nine and a half out of ten of what Osamu Dazai said were false, Chuya Nakahara would still choose to believe him.

Dazai Osamu sighed, "Of course I went to find a stronger tree, but it was saved by Black Hair and White Hair..."

"If you want me to say those two are really superfluous, why save people? It disturbs my good mood." Osamu Dazai spread his hands and made a pity look.

Zhongyuan Zhong also just clenched his fist and wanted to punch his leader, but he was frozen in place by the other party's light words. "Chuya will go to the Yokohama Hotel to entertain two people for me in a while. They are my honored guests."

"...you invited yourself?" Zhong also lowered his voice and asked.

Dazai Osamu's right eye seemed to lose light at that moment, and after a while, just when Chuya thought that the other party would not answer, he heard Dazai Osamu hum in a low voice.

The author has something to say: Small Theater: Two Killers

Renegade Zai: Why did I see the black mud that looks exactly like me, I'm going to die!

Chief Jae: Oda Saku is still alive~ I also read his novels

Rebel Zai:! ?After I go back, I will overthrow Mr. Mori as the leader!

Two Chuya: You two get the hell out of here first!