How to make fritters

"I said that Jie was wearing a headband at this age. I should have brought a camera and took a picture of Jie's appearance." Wujo Wu came up with a brand new explanation without blinking.

"...Because the hair is not long enough now." Xia Youjie squinted his eyes, a pair of purple fox eyes scanned Gojo Satoru back and forth, and finally, he took the lead in giving up the idea of ​​piercing the other party.

Leaving aside whether or not Wu really has memory, Xia Youjie doesn’t have six eyes, so Wujo Wu will never admit to anything as long as he doesn’t catch the most important tell... Besides, it’s probably just a grammatical error, right? ?It's not 'when I was young' but 'this age'?

After becoming a partner with Gojo Satoru, Xia Youjie, who knew that the other party's literature was nothing, began to guess in his heart.

After washing up, it was almost time for breakfast. Xia Youjie would usually fall asleep at this time, but since he woke up today...Xia Youjie glanced at the empty refrigerator and felt deeply powerless.

The neatly dressed Xia Youjie was about to go out when he felt his clothes being pulled.

"Where are you going?" Looking back, Xia Youjie saw that his young best friend was holding the hem of his clothes with one hand, blinking at him like an abandoned kitten.

Xia Youjie's hands trembled, and he said without looking back, "Go shopping."

I came to my home at this time, and based on the distance, I probably didn't even have breakfast.Just by looking at the other person's face, you can tell that it is ridiculously pale... Children are so troublesome!Just know how to act like a baby!

Xia Youjie, who completely forgot that he was now wearing a child's skin, quickly took his wallet and left the house.Of course, Gojo Wu wasn't the only one in the family, Sanri Yue Zongjin and the gold swallowing beast he left behind were also by Gojo Wu's side.

"Are you Jie's guardian?" After Xia Youjie left, Gojo Goku immediately returned to his foolish look, looking at the kid next to him who was more than half taller than him, Gojo Goku sat on the ground carelessly, and then used his hands He poked the tassel tassel on the opponent's waist.

The curse spirit named by Xia Youjie as the Swallowing Gold Beast has been hiding in the shadows for a long time and dare not come out. The spell power aura on Wutiao Wu's body is too strong, it is a second-level curse spirit so scary...

In contrast, Crescent Moon with scarlet eyes couldn't feel anything.After all, he is not a curse spirit, so the other party is kneeling respectfully on the futon, chatting with Gojo Satoru.

"Yes." Knowing that Wujo Satoru was the guest brought back by Xia Youjie, and he was also a good-looking kid who was too powerful.

Therefore, for the time being, I would like to ask Xia Youjie's Sankaiyue to be extra tolerant towards Gojo Wu.

"Do you know what secret Jie has?" Gojo Goku asked winkingly, while San Riyue blinked, hesitating whether to drag Gojo Goto into his team and force Xia Youjie to provide them with spiritual power Gojo Satoru then said, "Does Sankaiyue know the word gift? If you like someone, you should prepare a gift for him?"

"I know!" Sanriyue narrowed her eyes and smiled. "Jie Jun will buy my grandfather a sweater as a present~"

"..." Even though he was buying a sweater, he was still very angry, and wanted to get rid of him...

Gojo Satoru puffed his mouth, but for his own plan, he still endured the plan to get rid of this non-human guy, and said, "So I want to prepare a gift for Jie, but this gift has something to do with Jie's secret. What about the relationship~"

"So that's how it is..." Sanri Yuezong nodded clearly. After all, he is no longer a human being. Although he has been in this world for a long time, but because of the relationship between the dark sword and his age, but for the common sense of modern society, I don't understand at all.

"I know that Jiejun has a diary, and he writes something in it every night."

As soon as he finished speaking, Wujo Wu rushed to Xia Youjie's desk, but after seeing the magic power attached to the other's diary, he frowned and dispelled the idea of ​​peeping.

Jie became smarter... Gojo Satoru sighed, not at all aware that he couldn't just look at other people's privacy.

"Why did you become friends with Jie?" San Riyue approached and asked.

There was an inexplicable curiosity on the face full of patterns and bone spurs.

"Ah? Is there any reason for this?" Gojo Satoru looked at Mikami Tsukimune with his lifeless eyes, as if he was amused by the seriousness on his face, "Hey, don't you old man know what a friend is?"

"That's right, old man, I really don't know," Sanri Yue Zongjin said, and the tassels on his body began to shake unconsciously. "But Kohomaruden and the others can be regarded as friends."

"Isn't that great? To be friends with the same kind," Gojo Satoru lay down on Jie's bed, looked at Mikazuki Zongjin standing in front of him, and asked, "Although I don't know what you are, do you Are you not happy?"

"If Jiejun can replenish our spiritual power," the crescent moon in the scarlet eyes became brighter, looking at Mikazuki Zongjin who seemed to be about to lose control, Gojo Satoru was stunned, and then quickly released his technique This way, knocked out the wrong crescent moon.

However, Gojo Satoru, who thought that the opponent would pass out directly, even planned to catch it, was surprised to find that the opponent turned into a heavy sword the moment he touched the opponent's body.

"What is this?" Looking at the long knife in his hand, although he didn't know what was going on, Gojo Satoru, who obviously guessed that Jie would probably be angry when he came back, quickly put it on Jie's bed, and The quilt covered the handle of the knife.

Then, Gojo Satoru pretended nothing happened and went back to the living room.

Why do you want to be friends with Jie... When you are alone, Gojo Satoru will think about these similar philosophical questions.

If I have to say it, the appearance of Xia You is even comparable to the first light that appeared in his dull life, right?

Even though the two usually fight more often when they get along, even if Jie is a complete orthodox monk, Wujo finds that when he gets along with Jie, he never tires of angering him.

What's even better is that he can see that Xia You is the same, and he doesn't even need to use his six eyes to see. When he is alone with him, Jie's smiles are more real than usual.

There will be no friends other than Jie, Gojo Satoru often has such thoughts after Jie leaves him.He may have companions, but no true friends.

Today's Wujo Wu, although he is in the prison gate, he can see his friend's eyes squinting like a fox in his dream, and this thought came to his mind.

There was no one who could understand him better than Jay, but the reverse didn't apply because he didn't know Jay.The boy with six eyes was sitting alone on the sofa, his whole body was filled with indescribable loneliness.If you don't look closely, you might even think for a moment that the person sitting on the sofa is not a ten-year-old child, but an old man half buried in the ground.

In the following time, the bored Gojo Satoru observed Jie's home furnishing, and at the same time glanced out of the window from time to time, waiting for Jie to appear in his field of vision.

The gold-swallowing beast, which was afraid that he would die, has now become a prop for Wujou's entertainment, and it is being squashed and rounded by Wujou.

Soon, Gojo Satoru saw the familiar black figure walking back slowly, "Finally back!" '

"Disappear, disappear, don't let me see you." Wujo Wu threw the curse spirit on the ground, then hurried to the window by himself, pretending to be nonchalant and watching Jie's movements, only a tail was missing It swayed back and forth.

At this time, the gold-swallowing beast rolled its eyes unrestrainedly. It was obviously only a second-level curse spirit, but it was directly stimulated by Wujo Wu, and it was promoted to a first-level.The cat Manjuling limped up the stairs and got into Xia Youjie's room.

Gojo Satoru just stood against the door, with one hand in the pocket of his cropped trousers, glanced at the cat's eyes from time to time, then half-raised his head, just staring at the doorknob of the door.

Thirty seconds later, through the cat's eyes, Gojo Satoru saw Xia Youjie, who was carrying bags in both hands and behind him, walking to the door of the house.

Without even knocking on the door with Xia Youjie, Wujo Wu opened the door directly.Suddenly a white fluffy head protruded from the door, startling Xia Youjie.

"You're finally back." The white hair looked so good under the sunlight, and Xia Youjie's brain froze for two seconds when he glanced at the other party's bright blue eyes.

Xia Youjie froze for a moment, like a husband welcoming his wife home.Such a sentence came to Xia Youjie's mind.

No, Xia Youjie came back to his senses and handed the thing in his hand to Wujo Wu.Why is it a wife?No, why are they husband and wife?Xia Youjie didn't know where to start complaining.

"Where's Sanriyue?" After entering the room, Xia Youjie couldn't help asking when he saw that he didn't see the man who had been standing in the hallway to greet him.

It stands to reason that until now I have not agreed to help Mikazuki Zongjin wake up other swords. Now this guy who is called the old man shouldn't just give up.

"He... fell asleep." Gojo Gojo rubbed his hands without embarrassment, standing by the kitchen.He had already moved the plastic bag to the cooking table, and with sharp eyes, he also saw that Xia Youjie had bought himself a lot of desserts.

"Wu," Xia Youjie's expression became unusually calm, "Be honest, what did you do?"

"Eh... I just transformed him into a different body?" Gojo Gojo made a gesture, "It just turned him into a knife with a touch, hehe..."

Gojo Satoru didn't laugh anymore, because he saw a crack in Xia Youjie's perfect poker smile, and then the other party directly called out the Gold Swallowing Beast who was also half-dead by him.

"..." Seeing that Xia Youjie obviously wanted to say a few words to him, Gojo Wu swallowed his saliva and looked at Jie with a pitiful expression.

Unexpectedly, the other party walked into his bedroom without saying anything.

Gojo Satoru saw that the situation was not good, so he quickly followed.The two stayed a few steps away. Gojo Satoru thought for a while, but finally couldn't hold back the tension in his heart, walked over and took Xia Youjie's hand.

"Don't be angry?" Xia Youjie was pulled by Gojo Wu, his expression didn't change at all, and he walked firmly into the room.

Gojo Wu glanced at Xia Youjie. He looked so imposing now, with a expressionless face, but one hand was being held. Although he was very passive now, he was not thrown away at least.

Here is the chance!Gojo Satoru thought in his heart, and the relieved Gojo Satoru habitually put his nose on his face.

"I was wrong, Jie...how about you beat me a few times to relieve my anger?" Gojo Goto suggested to Jie in a gentle voice, and the smell of green tea directly permeated the whole house.

Xia Youjie, who was standing at the door of the bedroom, raised his fist without hesitation after hearing these words. Unexpectedly, Gojo Wu, who was really planning to make a move, held Xia Youjie's hand in his arms, "Don't, don't!" No, are you willing to punch this pretty face?"

"...willing to be willing", the indifferent Xia Youjie raised his eyebrows, retracted the hand that was being held, and then shook off Gojo Wu's hand holding his hand, opened the door and went in.

Gojo Satoru was behind, showing a satisfied smile.

No matter how willing it is, isn't it that you didn't start?Jay is easily shy~

"Jie~" Gojo Satoru also wanted to follow up into the bedroom. Xia Youjie had already found the Taidao, and he was looking at the sword put in the quilt in front of him with a complicated expression.

What is this, let Fu Sangshen sleep?It's fine to beat him back into a sword, but cover him with a quilt?

Sure enough, he was only ten years old...Through this incident, Xia Youjie thought that the other party was really just a child, thinking in his heart.

Gojo Wu just wanted to say something, but Xia Youjie said directly, "Call me by my name."

If it was Gojo Satoru who was still young, he should be able to become more mature under his own education, right?Xia Youjie, who was trying to be a teacher for Gojo Wujo, thought excitedly in his heart.

"...Jie, it's okay for me to scream."

Forget it, for the sake of my wife, what is face?

Gojo Satoru, who never thought that he still needed face, snorted calmly in his heart, but his superficial skills were abnormally in place.

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The author has something to say:

After Xia Youjie saw Wujo Wu cover the sword with a quilt, he felt that he thought Wujo Wu had memories.

But in fact, he was thinking too much.

The so-called you think you have to think too much is actually not thinking too much, but you think you are thinking too much is thinking too much.

Do you know why you are angry?It takes a lot of spiritual power to awaken Fu Sangshen from the sword state, and Xia Youjie's spiritual power is not enough now... Isn't this a disaster?