The years when I was forced to be the king of salted fish

What is a five-year-old ordinary cub who can't carry his shoulders or lift his hands, and is still a little fat?

In Uchiha Itachi's words, it means that he is innocent and does not speak, no matter how clumsy he comes.

So in order to behave like a "normal" child in front of Shitou Muichiro, Uchiha Itachi painstakingly performed a "climbing" swing, who knew that before the swing went up, he received a soul blow from Muichiro .

"Are you a fat tumbler?"

Itachi, who had "difficultly" climbed onto the swing, raised his hand, looked at the back of his chubby hand, which even had meat pits, and was silent. He was thinking whether he was too salty.

Then Itachi shook his head and denied himself. After all, no matter how fat he is, he can't compare with Konoha's Akimichi clan. Thinking about it this way, he is probably still skinny.

So itachi, after being psychologically comforted, withdrew his hand in satisfaction, pretending that he didn't hear Tokito no Ichiro's words.

This is Itachi's relaxed perspective. Sitting on the swing, Itachi let go of his hands, then raised his head and began to close his eyes to rest.

Feel the sound of the wind blowing the leaves in the courtyard, the non-stop chirping of cicadas, and the sound of birds passing by the lake.

Itachi took a few breaths under the warm sunlight, and the chakra in his body moved with the sunlight, just like the photosynthesis of plants.

Shitou Muichiro looked at the boy, and he was so nervous that he remembered that he didn't know the boy.

If it wasn't under the sun and Itachi looked too young, Tokito Muichiro would have almost suspected him as a ghost.

So who is the chubby kid anyway?Tokitomuichiro sat there in a daze thinking.

The swing was swaying slightly at this time, the boy with his eyes closed didn't grab the ropes on both sides, Tokito Wuichiro began to think about why he could sit on the swing safely, what kind of effort is this?

For Wuichiro, there are two choices when faced with questions that he does not understand. One is to ask questions, and the other is to pretend to be silent. After all, even if he is asked about many things, he will forget them immediately.

It's just that this time Muichiro became very interested in Itachi, even if he forgot he still wanted to ask.

"Who are you? You look so powerful that you can swing on a swing without grabbing anything."

Itachi opened his eyes and looked at Tokito Muichiro, whose eyes were full of confusion and curiosity. He was thinking about the necessity of telling Shitou Muichiro his name, and then his curious and persistent eyes made Uchiha Itachi compromise.

The sixth sense told him that if he couldn't satisfy the teenager's wishes, he might break the casserole and ask the end.

That would cause him a lot of trouble for the salted fish.

"Weasel."

Itachi, who cherishes words like gold and is tired of saying one more word, said in a tone without any ups and downs.

Shitou Wuichiro let out a groan, thinking he had heard Itachi's name somewhere before, he scratched his head thinking he probably forgot it again.

"Itachi-kun looks very powerful."

Tokito Muichiro pointed at the swing with his tender fingers, and Itachi had already thought of an answer to this question.

"Fat, heavy."

Anyway, this Xia Zhu called him a fat tumbler, and the baby-fat Itachi just gritted his teeth and realized the fact that he was fat.

Tokito Muichiro blinked those big eyes full of innocence, and then clapped his hands to reveal the original expression.

Tokito Muichiro, who is a genius pillar, has already thought everything through.

It turns out that Itachi-kun is so powerful because his weight suppresses the large swing of the swing. At the same time, the center of gravity of his body is very stable, so that he can sit on the swing calmly without falling off.

Tomoichiro looked at his thin hands while talking nonsense in such a serious manner, and began to think about whether he needed to gain weight.

……

Miyayashiki Amane happened to see this scene when she was passing by the courtyard. Muichiro, who doesn't have much human emotion, lives in harmony with her youngest son, and the two are so cute.

Tianyin couldn't help but stop, and took a few more glances at Itachi who "made friends" for the first time. When she saw that their atmosphere was "embarrassed", Tianyin not only had no sisters, but shook her head with a smile.

Behind Tianyin are Yanzhu Purgatory Xingshoulang and Chongzhu Butterfly Shinobi of the Ghost Killing Team. Purgatory Xingshoulang, who is always optimistic, looks at the scene in the distance and expresses emotion, "This is really rare. Ichiro actually became interested in humans."

"Master Tianyin, who is that child?" Ninja Butterfly focused his curiosity on the figure with his back turned to them, wearing clothes similar to those of the Ubayashiki family.

Butterfly Shinobu is always vigilant against "strangers" who appear in Miyashiki's house, even cubs wearing family costumes.

Butterfly doubted the identity of the cub, and then she denied herself. The children of the lord and Tianyin will be by her side on weekdays. As the pillars, they are very familiar with the young children of the Miyashiki family. None of them Can be stacked with children with their backs turned.

"It's Itachi, the youngest son of me and Yaozai."

Because Itachi is a child full of salty fish ideas and the youngest son of the family, so the healthy child who is favored has not entered the work of the Ghost Killing Team, and Itachi is still a quiet child, it is true that the pillars are not familiar with him normal.

"From the back, it can be seen that he is a cute child." Butterfly endured looking at the chubby back, covering his mouth and laughing.

"Master Tianyin, you and Lord Master's children are really healthy! It would be even better if there is a little training!" Purgatory Xingshou Lang praised Itachi without hesitation.

Amane smiled and said nothing but continued to walk forward, because Yuya Miyashiki was still waiting for the swordsmen to meet him, and they couldn't waste too much time for Itachi.

……

Uchiha Itachi's five senses are keen, and he was even more energetic when he heard someone discussing himself, so he listened to the conversation just now.

He was talked about his body shape three times a day, and even Itachi would be concerned, so he quickly turned his head to look at Tianyin who was about to leave his sight, Yanzhu Purgatory Xingjulang and Chongzhu Butterfly Shinobi.

Both of these two pillars were powerful people, and when they felt someone was watching them, they turned their heads in unison, and happened to meet Itachi's eyes.

then……

In order not to lose face again in front of Lord Tianyin, they bit their lips.

"Wanzi stares! So cute!" Purgatory Xingshourou and Die Die thought at the same time while holding back their brains.

Tianyin glanced sideways at Zhu who was holding back her laughter, and she shook her head slightly, thinking that it might be easier than she imagined for Itachi to participate in the work of the Ghost Slayer Squad in the future.

The Itachi she and Yaoya gave birth to is the cutest and brightest existence in this world full of darkness and blood.

……

Itachi didn't know what Tianyin, his mother, thought of him, so he turned his head slowly and was poked in the face by a finger.

When he suddenly reached out his hand, Shitou Muichiro successfully poked Itachi's cheek. After feeling the fleshy touch, he showed a happy expression.

"It's really meaty."

Uchiha · I am salted fish · Itachi: ...

As a high-level salted fish, Itachi said that he would not get angry because of this kind of thing, he just missed the quiet life of a person a little bit.

So I heard Itachi say the longest sentence of the day to Muichiro, "I saw other pillars go to my father, didn't you get summoned?"

In Wuichiro's heart, the Lord is the greatest. After hearing that the Lord met Zhu, Wuichiro finally had a nervous expression on his face, and he began to think whether he had forgotten about the summoning of the Lord.

Then Itachi looked at Muichiro who left in a hurry and showed a satisfied expression, and now the whole world is quiet again.

At the same time, the Itachi of the salted fish made a resolution in his heart, absolutely not to appear at the same frequency as Shitou Wuichiro, after all, there really is something more troublesome than the top salted fish in the world - the natural system.

"Never appear at the same frequency." Itachi clenched his fleshy fists and thought.

……

but……

Who can tell him why when he and Tianyin are going to visit a swordsman's trainer, Tokito Wuichiro, who is a pillar, is also in the car? !

Isn't Zhu very busy in his impression?

Itachi took a step back and turned his head to look at Tianyin with big eyes, as if asking if this is a waste of Zhu's time and resources?

Before Tian Yin could answer, Tokito Muichiro understood Itachi's expression.

He didn't notice Itachi's refusal to appear at the same frequency with him, but instead stated the facts with an innocent face: "I took the initiative to follow Tianyin-sama because I was on vacation, Mr. Fat Tumbler."

Very well, Tokito Muichiro forgot Itachi's name, but only remembered the first feeling when he saw Itachi.

The cause of the matter is this. After hearing some news, Yuya Miyayashiki felt a lot of concern in his heart, so Tianyin, who knew her husband, voluntarily replaced her husband to visit the former water column trainer. The harmless young son went with him.

This happened to be heard by Tokito Muichiro, who was coaxed by Itachi to come to the Ubuyashiki couple, so after Butterfly Shinobu and Purgatory Kyojuro asked for accompanying protection and was rejected, Tokito Muichiro, who has not fully recovered and is still on vacation At the request of self-recommendation, Mao went to replace others to protect Tianyin together.

Originally, this was a waste of resources and would affect Muichiro's recovery, but Tokito Muichiro is a stickler. In order to prevent unnecessary secret protection from happening, the Ubayashiki couple could only agree to his proposal.

That's why Itachi saw Tokitomuichiro.

……

But it turns out that Tokitou Ichiro's following was not without benefits. When the dark clouds blocked the sun, the ghosts attacked them.

At the moment when he was attacked, Wuichiro reacted, he told Lord Tianyin to protect himself, and then rushed out with the sun wheel knife.

Tianyin held Itachi tightly in her arms, while the ogre outside slammed into the car frantically with its body.

Under the violent shaking, the carriage rolled over and rolled on the ground a few times.

And Itachi, who was held in Tianyin's arms, was also thrown out of the carriage because of his small size.

The smell of the cub made the ghost roar excitedly, and the ogre, who had crashed into a car just now, changed his target and pounced on the human cub with raised eyebrows in his eyes.

The weasel that rolled on the ground got up, patted the dust on his body leisurely, raised his head after hearing the heavy footsteps, and saw that sharp claw was close at hand...

"Itachi—" Tianyin's voice sounded, she shouted loudly, trying to use herself to attract the ghost's attention.

Itachi Uchiha looked indifferently at the claws that were close at hand, and then met the ferocious and crazy eyes of Oni.

Itachi spent [-] second thinking about why someone wanted to break his life as a salted fish when he was only five years old. Is it so difficult to be a salted fish without ideals? !

When the ghost's nails were about to cut through Itachi's throat, Itachi closed his eyes and opened them quickly.

Then what caught the ghost's eyes was a pair of eyes with strange patterns.

"Monthly reading."