A Beginner's Guide to Cat Ownership
Chapter 1 Meow
Speaking of this matter, it was not a big deal, but for some reason, Yitong kept it in his mind all morning, probably because the other party was too eye-catching.
It was in the morning, Yitong woke up very early, the school door had not yet opened, only he and the two cats, Little Lianqiu, came to rest under the tree in front of the school.
It’s the time of spring, when the sun is soft and the pink cherry blossoms are just blooming. With a slight breeze, the petals start to dance slowly, and finally cover the ground. The small coal balls jump around to catch the falling flowers. Sleeping soundly, Yitong had nothing to do, just sat under the tree and watched the falling flowers in a daze.
Until someone broke into his line of sight.
It was an extremely handsome young man, walking unhurriedly past the cherry blossom trees towards the school gate. He was clearly wearing only the simplest clothes and the most common black hair and dark eyes, but he was as noble as a god under the morning light. Inviolable, so dazzling that even the cherry blossoms are eclipsed, at least in Yitong's short life as a demon, he has never seen such a dazzling person, so that his eyes are completely attracted, and he follows the other person unabashedly.
But what made him more concerned was that this person was dressed strangely, he didn't look like he was from the demon world, he should be a human being, and he didn't know what he was doing in the demon world.
Probably his gaze was too focused, and the human being noticed it, the other person stopped in his footsteps, turned his head and met Yitong's eyes.
One person and one cat froze at the same time.
The human being was the first to react, looking at Yitong with a calm expression, but the words he said were like thunder in the little white cat's mind: "What a fat cat."
Yitong's cat body trembled, his eyes widened and he couldn't believe his ears, he couldn't get out of this sentence until the other party entered the school quietly.
A cherry blossom petal landed on the nose of the little coal ball, he sneezed, opened his eyes and woke up from his sleep, because he was too fat, he had to roll from side to side for a few times before turning over successfully, sitting obediently in front of Yitong, Rubbing his little head against his elder brother, "Mimi woo woo" flirtatious and coquettish.
Yitong was immersed in that sentence and didn't care to coax him, put her paw on his head and touched his head a few times perfunctorily, and asked him: "Did you hear that just now?"
The little coal ball tilted its head in doubt: "Meow?"
Yitong said sadly: "There was a human just now, he said I was fat." He looked down at his body, "Where is the fat? Isn't this a normal body shape? This is the first time I meet this kind of person, I hate others the most You wronged me."
The little briquette roared angrily: "Meow!"
Yitong was still talking to herself, raising her paws to study herself: "Could it be that I'm actually a longhair?"
Little briquette: "==Mi woo..." Just as long as you are happy.
"Maybe what he saw was you, not me." Yitong finally put her eyes on her younger brother, looked at his round belly like a ball, and sighed sadly. They looked at each other, and he didn't see you at all, so it was me."
The little coal ball couldn't stand it anymore, stood up and gently patted his brother's front paw with his paw, and yelled at him to take him to find the other party to settle accounts. He knew that no matter the big or small things, Yitong was the most sad and wronged, and said He is not fat either.
Yitong asked: "You mean to take you there to show him what it means to be fat?"
The little coal ball nodded: "Meow!"
Yitong thinks it makes sense: "That's right, let him learn a lot. I heard that there are very few cats in the human world. He must have never seen a cat to say that." After comforting himself, he became happy again and turned his head to look around. , "It's just... what about others?"
The surrounding area was silent, and there was still no little monster coming to school. Yitong set his eyes on the school gate: "I seemed to see him disappearing at the gate just now. He should have gone in. Let's go in and have a look, maybe Can catch a thief."
But the most valuable thing in the whole school is this big iron gate. It's really blind to steal things here.
After he finished speaking, he jumped onto the wall and moved around the school deftly. Although the little coal ball had difficulty turning over, he was a nimble little chubby cat and followed him closely without lagging behind.
It is said to be a school, but it is actually transformed from an abandoned residential area. The distance between the buildings is very large, and there is not much vegetation. It's very easy, but except for the teaching building, other places have been changed into the dormitory and office of the principal and teacher, and students are usually not allowed to enter.
Yitong wandered around for several times but did not see that strange human being, and even searched the teaching buildings one by one, but did not see a single person.
Just when he thought he was wrong in his judgment and wanted to leave, he saw a sneaky figure slipping into the office building, and disappeared in a flash. Then slipped in.
I don’t know if it’s because I didn’t receive the notification because of the holiday. It’s almost ten o’clock. Not to mention the students, there isn’t even a teacher. Yitong is even more convinced that the person is a thief, so she boldly looks around and finally finds herself in the principal’s office on the third floor. I saw that human being.
He was standing next to the principal's desk and flipping through a book. The cabinet doors on both sides were wide open, and the desk was in a mess. It was obvious that he had searched extensively. However, the criminal was leisurely and calm as if he was the leader who came to inspect. No one could believe that it was a thief.
The moment Yitong showed his head, he sensed the convenience, and swung the knife with murderous intent. Yitong suddenly felt as if he had fallen into an ice cave, and he didn't dare to move. The strong coercion and survival instinct made him immediately make a move. I can't judge: If you can't beat him, you will even be killed.
Fortunately, he responded in a timely manner without panic, and even turned into a human form in order not to be completely overwhelmed. He picked up the small coal ball and walked towards him. Standing in front of him, he cleared his throat and said solemnly, "I finally found you."
The man put away the book and looked at him quietly, as if judging the identity of the visitor.
Without waiting for the other party to speak, Yitong snatched up the gentleman and said, "Don't you remember? I was the cat you said was fat under the tree at the school gate this morning. You said I was fat back then, and I thought it was against me. Slander, need to correct you."
The other party looked at him speechlessly, unable to understand the cat's brain circuit, so he could come here for this matter.
Seeing that he didn't speak, Yitong said thoughtfully: "You must not have seen many cats, it doesn't matter, I will let you learn a lot today, please see that this is my brother."
He showed him the little briquettes in his arms, and the little briquettes spread out his chubby belly cooperatively: "Mi woo~"
"Look, this is the real fat cat." Yitong stroked the little coal ball's belly back and forth to prove that it wasn't because the hair was too long, it was real meat, "Now that you have seen it, you don't need to apologize, as long as you admit it I'm not fat, so I don't care about leaving."
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard hurried footsteps from outside. The human looked fixed and grabbed his shoulders. A gust of wind passed by. When he reacted, he had already hid in the closet in the inner room. By his side, listen carefully to the conversation outside.
There were two people who heard the footsteps, one chased the other and rushed in. Seeing the messy office, a voice said in horror: "Who came?!"
This voice Yitong is very familiar, it is their dean Lu Shen.
"Don't worry about who has been here, tell me first, how can we make a fuss about disbanding the school, is it not troublesome for us to train these youngsters to feed, drink and live in? What's wrong with selling them to the devil world as pets? As long as they are good-looking, they will please the grown-ups and enjoy more happiness than in this place. Did you suddenly realize your conscience? You can think clearly, money is not important, what matters is that the nobles are angry, you and I can bear it ?"
Yitong was stunned by a series of words, his eyes widened, unable to digest the information for a while, he could only clearly hear that this was their principal, Hu Xiao, a kind and amiable little old man, who always smiled when he saw anyone, I heard that he adopted these orphans and gave them a place to live. Yitong has always been very grateful to him.
"You don't know, I just got the news that the human world has already started to investigate this matter." There was a ping-pong-pong noise, it was Lu Shen who was digging through the cabinet, "Where is the thing? He must have come to find it, It's over..."
Hu Xiao said disdainfully: "What are you afraid of in the human world? No matter how long their hands are, they can't control the affairs of the demon world. Besides, there are nobles in the human world who buy their cubs. If something big happens, they won't give us cover."
"It's different this time." Lu Shen's trembling voice was filled with infinite fear, "The person sent by the human world is Yanxi!"
"Stop joking!" Hu Xiao laughed as if hearing a fairy tale, "Who do you think he is? He is Yanxi. If the sky falls, it is impossible for him to work for others..."
He suddenly fell silent, Yitong heard his teeth chattering uncontrollably.
Then there was the human's calm voice: "He's right, it's me."
***
The underage little monsters waited in line to be adopted, discussing the accident secretly among each other, talking about those companions who disappeared for no reason, and felt a wave of fear, patted their chests and thanked that they were not the ones who were sold.
How to arrange the funeral is a problem of the demon world. Yanxi has finished his work and is about to leave, but finds that the little white cat holding the little black cat is still following him, looking enviously at those old days waiting to be adopted Classmates, but there is no intention of joining them.
He flipped through the roster he received from Hu Xiao, and raised his eyelids: "Yitong, the demon is seventeen and eleven months old, why don't you pass as a minor?"
Yitong was taken aback by his sudden utterance, turned around and shook her head towards him and said, "No one will adopt me..."
He sniffed, raised his eyebrows and pretended to be happy, and said, "Anyway, anyway, I'm almost an adult, and I'll be independent by then, so I don't need to be adopted..." The more he said, the less confident he became, and he even choked up in the end. He shook his head and couldn't speak, and wanted to sneak away in disguise.
Yanxi's eyes turned around the big monsters who came to adopt, and sure enough, every monster was avoiding the little white cat intentionally or unintentionally, with resistance and fear in their expressions, and when they met their eyes, they all panicked Zhang avoided it, as if he was afraid that he would send the little white cat to them.
"Let's go." Yanxi put away the roster in his hand, "You follow me home."
The author has something to say: Thank you for your enthusiastic support. Although I have not received it, I still want to thank you!
It was in the morning, Yitong woke up very early, the school door had not yet opened, only he and the two cats, Little Lianqiu, came to rest under the tree in front of the school.
It’s the time of spring, when the sun is soft and the pink cherry blossoms are just blooming. With a slight breeze, the petals start to dance slowly, and finally cover the ground. The small coal balls jump around to catch the falling flowers. Sleeping soundly, Yitong had nothing to do, just sat under the tree and watched the falling flowers in a daze.
Until someone broke into his line of sight.
It was an extremely handsome young man, walking unhurriedly past the cherry blossom trees towards the school gate. He was clearly wearing only the simplest clothes and the most common black hair and dark eyes, but he was as noble as a god under the morning light. Inviolable, so dazzling that even the cherry blossoms are eclipsed, at least in Yitong's short life as a demon, he has never seen such a dazzling person, so that his eyes are completely attracted, and he follows the other person unabashedly.
But what made him more concerned was that this person was dressed strangely, he didn't look like he was from the demon world, he should be a human being, and he didn't know what he was doing in the demon world.
Probably his gaze was too focused, and the human being noticed it, the other person stopped in his footsteps, turned his head and met Yitong's eyes.
One person and one cat froze at the same time.
The human being was the first to react, looking at Yitong with a calm expression, but the words he said were like thunder in the little white cat's mind: "What a fat cat."
Yitong's cat body trembled, his eyes widened and he couldn't believe his ears, he couldn't get out of this sentence until the other party entered the school quietly.
A cherry blossom petal landed on the nose of the little coal ball, he sneezed, opened his eyes and woke up from his sleep, because he was too fat, he had to roll from side to side for a few times before turning over successfully, sitting obediently in front of Yitong, Rubbing his little head against his elder brother, "Mimi woo woo" flirtatious and coquettish.
Yitong was immersed in that sentence and didn't care to coax him, put her paw on his head and touched his head a few times perfunctorily, and asked him: "Did you hear that just now?"
The little coal ball tilted its head in doubt: "Meow?"
Yitong said sadly: "There was a human just now, he said I was fat." He looked down at his body, "Where is the fat? Isn't this a normal body shape? This is the first time I meet this kind of person, I hate others the most You wronged me."
The little briquette roared angrily: "Meow!"
Yitong was still talking to herself, raising her paws to study herself: "Could it be that I'm actually a longhair?"
Little briquette: "==Mi woo..." Just as long as you are happy.
"Maybe what he saw was you, not me." Yitong finally put her eyes on her younger brother, looked at his round belly like a ball, and sighed sadly. They looked at each other, and he didn't see you at all, so it was me."
The little coal ball couldn't stand it anymore, stood up and gently patted his brother's front paw with his paw, and yelled at him to take him to find the other party to settle accounts. He knew that no matter the big or small things, Yitong was the most sad and wronged, and said He is not fat either.
Yitong asked: "You mean to take you there to show him what it means to be fat?"
The little coal ball nodded: "Meow!"
Yitong thinks it makes sense: "That's right, let him learn a lot. I heard that there are very few cats in the human world. He must have never seen a cat to say that." After comforting himself, he became happy again and turned his head to look around. , "It's just... what about others?"
The surrounding area was silent, and there was still no little monster coming to school. Yitong set his eyes on the school gate: "I seemed to see him disappearing at the gate just now. He should have gone in. Let's go in and have a look, maybe Can catch a thief."
But the most valuable thing in the whole school is this big iron gate. It's really blind to steal things here.
After he finished speaking, he jumped onto the wall and moved around the school deftly. Although the little coal ball had difficulty turning over, he was a nimble little chubby cat and followed him closely without lagging behind.
It is said to be a school, but it is actually transformed from an abandoned residential area. The distance between the buildings is very large, and there is not much vegetation. It's very easy, but except for the teaching building, other places have been changed into the dormitory and office of the principal and teacher, and students are usually not allowed to enter.
Yitong wandered around for several times but did not see that strange human being, and even searched the teaching buildings one by one, but did not see a single person.
Just when he thought he was wrong in his judgment and wanted to leave, he saw a sneaky figure slipping into the office building, and disappeared in a flash. Then slipped in.
I don’t know if it’s because I didn’t receive the notification because of the holiday. It’s almost ten o’clock. Not to mention the students, there isn’t even a teacher. Yitong is even more convinced that the person is a thief, so she boldly looks around and finally finds herself in the principal’s office on the third floor. I saw that human being.
He was standing next to the principal's desk and flipping through a book. The cabinet doors on both sides were wide open, and the desk was in a mess. It was obvious that he had searched extensively. However, the criminal was leisurely and calm as if he was the leader who came to inspect. No one could believe that it was a thief.
The moment Yitong showed his head, he sensed the convenience, and swung the knife with murderous intent. Yitong suddenly felt as if he had fallen into an ice cave, and he didn't dare to move. The strong coercion and survival instinct made him immediately make a move. I can't judge: If you can't beat him, you will even be killed.
Fortunately, he responded in a timely manner without panic, and even turned into a human form in order not to be completely overwhelmed. He picked up the small coal ball and walked towards him. Standing in front of him, he cleared his throat and said solemnly, "I finally found you."
The man put away the book and looked at him quietly, as if judging the identity of the visitor.
Without waiting for the other party to speak, Yitong snatched up the gentleman and said, "Don't you remember? I was the cat you said was fat under the tree at the school gate this morning. You said I was fat back then, and I thought it was against me. Slander, need to correct you."
The other party looked at him speechlessly, unable to understand the cat's brain circuit, so he could come here for this matter.
Seeing that he didn't speak, Yitong said thoughtfully: "You must not have seen many cats, it doesn't matter, I will let you learn a lot today, please see that this is my brother."
He showed him the little briquettes in his arms, and the little briquettes spread out his chubby belly cooperatively: "Mi woo~"
"Look, this is the real fat cat." Yitong stroked the little coal ball's belly back and forth to prove that it wasn't because the hair was too long, it was real meat, "Now that you have seen it, you don't need to apologize, as long as you admit it I'm not fat, so I don't care about leaving."
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard hurried footsteps from outside. The human looked fixed and grabbed his shoulders. A gust of wind passed by. When he reacted, he had already hid in the closet in the inner room. By his side, listen carefully to the conversation outside.
There were two people who heard the footsteps, one chased the other and rushed in. Seeing the messy office, a voice said in horror: "Who came?!"
This voice Yitong is very familiar, it is their dean Lu Shen.
"Don't worry about who has been here, tell me first, how can we make a fuss about disbanding the school, is it not troublesome for us to train these youngsters to feed, drink and live in? What's wrong with selling them to the devil world as pets? As long as they are good-looking, they will please the grown-ups and enjoy more happiness than in this place. Did you suddenly realize your conscience? You can think clearly, money is not important, what matters is that the nobles are angry, you and I can bear it ?"
Yitong was stunned by a series of words, his eyes widened, unable to digest the information for a while, he could only clearly hear that this was their principal, Hu Xiao, a kind and amiable little old man, who always smiled when he saw anyone, I heard that he adopted these orphans and gave them a place to live. Yitong has always been very grateful to him.
"You don't know, I just got the news that the human world has already started to investigate this matter." There was a ping-pong-pong noise, it was Lu Shen who was digging through the cabinet, "Where is the thing? He must have come to find it, It's over..."
Hu Xiao said disdainfully: "What are you afraid of in the human world? No matter how long their hands are, they can't control the affairs of the demon world. Besides, there are nobles in the human world who buy their cubs. If something big happens, they won't give us cover."
"It's different this time." Lu Shen's trembling voice was filled with infinite fear, "The person sent by the human world is Yanxi!"
"Stop joking!" Hu Xiao laughed as if hearing a fairy tale, "Who do you think he is? He is Yanxi. If the sky falls, it is impossible for him to work for others..."
He suddenly fell silent, Yitong heard his teeth chattering uncontrollably.
Then there was the human's calm voice: "He's right, it's me."
***
The underage little monsters waited in line to be adopted, discussing the accident secretly among each other, talking about those companions who disappeared for no reason, and felt a wave of fear, patted their chests and thanked that they were not the ones who were sold.
How to arrange the funeral is a problem of the demon world. Yanxi has finished his work and is about to leave, but finds that the little white cat holding the little black cat is still following him, looking enviously at those old days waiting to be adopted Classmates, but there is no intention of joining them.
He flipped through the roster he received from Hu Xiao, and raised his eyelids: "Yitong, the demon is seventeen and eleven months old, why don't you pass as a minor?"
Yitong was taken aback by his sudden utterance, turned around and shook her head towards him and said, "No one will adopt me..."
He sniffed, raised his eyebrows and pretended to be happy, and said, "Anyway, anyway, I'm almost an adult, and I'll be independent by then, so I don't need to be adopted..." The more he said, the less confident he became, and he even choked up in the end. He shook his head and couldn't speak, and wanted to sneak away in disguise.
Yanxi's eyes turned around the big monsters who came to adopt, and sure enough, every monster was avoiding the little white cat intentionally or unintentionally, with resistance and fear in their expressions, and when they met their eyes, they all panicked Zhang avoided it, as if he was afraid that he would send the little white cat to them.
"Let's go." Yanxi put away the roster in his hand, "You follow me home."
The author has something to say: Thank you for your enthusiastic support. Although I have not received it, I still want to thank you!
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