A Beginner's Guide to Cat Ownership

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Content: The thing is like this, the host is a new intern in the underworld. A few days ago, the higher-ups sent me a task to go to an amusement park to catch scattered wandering souls. The host was hiding in a facility waiting for the opportunity, and accidentally saw a The same-sex couple was awkward, and the suspected attacker was saying love words to the suspected recipient. Those words made the poster's teeth fall down. With the experience and keen intuition of an entertainment reporter in her previous life, the poster endured the teeth and recorded the whole process. In the end, he was stared at by the suspected attacker, because he was too coercive, and the host instinctively felt that he was not an ordinary person, so after a search, it turned out that the attacker turned out to be the legendary demon god Yan Xi, and this was the first time I saw him. arrive!The recipient couldn't be found, but I heard Lord Demon God called him Tongtong, so I guess it's the white cat he raised!Who would have thought that Lord Demon God would fall in love with his own cat!Anyone want to know what exactly?The contrast is really big!Today's auction full video, I am not familiar with the forum, add Penguin 0 group auction, the highest bid wins!The landlord has his real name, and there is absolutely no deception!No kidding!The number is XXXXXXX. When you come in, the landlord will describe the scene in detail!They almost kissed, the scene was very exciting!

The reply immediately swiped the screen.

"The host... it's the first time I've come to this place, I don't know who owns the forum."

"You were greedy for money and death in your previous life, did you dare to earn money for your life?"

"It's always good for newcomers to keep a low profile."

"The last person who said he fell in love with Xiaobai and asked how to take Xiaobai, we have never seen him again."

"The last person who met Xiaobai now wakes up at 04:30 every morning to ring the bell, recite scriptures, carry water and chop firewood, and live a very fulfilling and refreshing life."

"Although everyone has been tacitly aware of this matter, but dare to say it, you are a real warrior."

"Where is the original cemetery buried, I will bring you a bouquet of flowers on Qingming Festival."

"Let us look forward to the bright future of the landlord together."

"Landlord, why don't you take a look at Zhiding first?"

"The landlord, I want it, you pass it."

"Don't even think about it, the landlord, no one dares to buy your things, everyone is dying."

"Is the landlord still alive? Live to say something."

10 minute later.

Host: "Reply in a unified way. The host did die because of greed for money in his previous life. The old problem can't be changed. I'll wait until the auction is over to read the top post. Can someone tell me what it is? Thank you everyone. The 5000 crowd is already full. It is full, and the auction is extremely fierce, which disappointed the brothers above. This is the first time the host saw so much money, and I was a little scared. I will ask the administrator to delete this post immediately. It should not be seen, I heard The Demon God is very withdrawn, so he probably doesn't have much leisure time to go to the forum, right?"

"I didn't use it very much before, but I started to use it recently..."

"He took the status of an administrator and patrols every day. Do you know who is coveting his cat?"

"I don't know how many comrades have been asked to talk."

"You...you are really fearless. Someone who has come here will give me some advice. If someone offers an outrageously high price, I advise you to immediately disband the group and log off your account. Brother, don't be greedy. Cherish your present life. The [-]th hell is also quite bitter. "

The ghost chaperone cheerfully flipped through the reply, looked at those nervous words and was unmoved, thinking that it was all a personal imagination, and the demon god was too demonized.

In his eyes, only the ever-increasing numbers, he leisurely opened the top post between the auctions.

Top: Topic: Xiao Hei can touch, but Xiao Bai cannot.

Posted by: Yan Xi

Content: Xiao Hei can touch it casually, even if he takes it home, but Xiao Bai can't touch it, he belongs to me alone.

Reply: "Got it."

"receive."

[Administrator 3]: "I seem to have discovered something serious, but I dare not say it."

[Administrator 4]: "Be bold upstairs, this is guarding and stealing! Xiaobai is still a child, how can you bear it! Everyone criticize him with me!"

"receive."

The content is very short, and the reply is boring, except for the two administrators talking too much, and there is a row of "received" at the bottom. The ghost searched casually and found no serious content, so he crossed it out and lowered his head to continue reading. Own online auction.

Then he perked up.

The newly opened 5 groups were full again, and at the same time, an unremarkable trumpet bid: 1000 million.

Before that, the highest offer was only 150 million, and this 1000 million was simply unbeatable, and there should be no one who could surpass him in the future.

It's just that he clicked on the information, and there was nothing in this trumpet, as if he had just registered, the avatar was still the default, and the name was simply "Xiaobai". Money, after all, this number is too absurd, no matter how much gossip, no one will buy a video with 1000 million, unless the person in the video wants to use money to make things easier...

As soon as this idea came up, it was interrupted by the strangeness of the auction, 1000 million is indeed too much, no one bids again as soon as it came out, the group was dead silent, and soon the other groups were as silent as if they had received the news , People also quit the group quickly, and within a few minutes, only he, the group leader and the 1000 million members were left in the groups.

The ghost messenger was shocked. Are all the people in this forum so well-informed?He obviously hasn't started quoting and confirming the authenticity of 1000 million, so why did he withdraw all of them?If this is someone who came to make trouble, wouldn't he lose a penny?

He suddenly remembered the advice in the forum: If someone offers an outrageously high price, I advise you to immediately disband the group and log off your account...

But 1000 million is right in front of him, and no one can persuade a greedy ghost, so he opened Xiaobai's dialogue box without thinking: "Hi boss, are you sure you want to pay 1000 million?"

Xiaobai: "Yes."

Guicha: "Then this video will belong to you, how can we trade?"

Xiaobai: "I'm going to the underworld to find you. I need to confirm in person that the original video has been destroyed and only I have it."

Ghost messenger: "Good boss, what should I call you?"

Xiaobai: "Yanxi."

***

I don't know why, since returning from Happy Valley, Yitong always feels that the people in Endless Lane treat him strangely. Although they still smile and call him Xiaobai when they meet each other, they are much more concerned than before, and they ask him one after another. What did Yanxi do at home, what did he say, did he feel any discomfort, etc., and then looked at him with all kinds of complicated eyes such as excitement, nervousness and pity, which made him feel chills down his spine.

Including his three classmates, they just stared at him and sighed, as if he was dying.

After school this Friday, the four of them made an appointment to play mahjong at Fox's house. Since it was not a game that children should watch, they handed the small coal balls to Yue Fu to take them out to play.

Sitting at the poker table, Yitong finally couldn't help asking: "What's wrong with you guys recently? You always look at me like that?"

The three shook their heads and sighed at the same time.

Ao Yao thought for a while and asked: "White cat, it stands to reason that you have been here for a month, why are you still not an adult?"

"Ah, my one month is based on the calculation of the demon world." Yitong said, "Converting the age of a demon to a human's age, it is about three years old for a human to one year for a monster, so according to the calculation of humans, I still have two months left. He's only an adult." This is what he didn't know until he came to the human world.

Ao Yao nodded, and said with a heavy heart: "Then these two months, you have to protect yourself well."

Yitong: "?"

"Because we heard that the time when a cat reaches adulthood is the day when the estrus comes." Lin Qiong looked at him with a serious face, and said earnestly like an elder, "White cat, you are not young anymore, you should Learned some physiological knowledge."

"Presumably no one taught you before, and the school didn't know how to teach you." Lin Long continued, "But this kind of thing is very important, you must prepare early, otherwise the estrus will come suddenly, and you will become irritable and irritable. Angry, full of aggression, unable to control their behavior, not only will hurt themselves, but also hurt others."

"That's right!" Lin Qiong said seriously, "So today, we are going to teach you a lesson! Let you know what the world of adult monsters is like!" Then he said to Ao Yao, "Long, you will also be able to do it in a few days." When you're an adult, you have to listen together."

Ao Yao said weakly: "I understand very well..."

Yitong immediately blushed and waved her hands again and again: "No need, no need, I still know a little bit, and I have been paying attention to my estrous period, it's not that I'm completely unprepared."

Lin Qiong asked: "Then tell me, what have you prepared?"

Yitong: "..." He just talked about it, he didn't think about it at all...

Maybe it was because Yanxi wanted to sterilize him last time, which caused him to resist his estrus very much, and kept pretending to be dead until that day.

"Look, I'm really not prepared." The twins sighed and asked again and again, "Ordinary cats can still be neutered or mated. Do you know what monsters are going to do?"

Yitong stammered and asked, "Yes, how should I do it?"

Lin Qiong said seriously: "Of course it's mating."

Yitong: "...is this different from an ordinary cat?"

"Of course there is a difference!" Lin Long exclaimed, "First of all, you have to determine the sex partner. Of course, you don't have to worry about this, Lord Yanxi will definitely help with this when the time comes, the important thing is this process, you must To know in advance."

Lin Qiong stuffed a book wrapped in a fresh blue-backed white-flowered book cover into his hand, which looked very harmless.

"This is what we carefully selected. You must study it carefully when you go back." The twins urged.

Yitong held the book stiffly, her mind went blank.

The two foxes remembered another thing, diverted their attention, and asked Ao Yao: "Long, will you become an adult in a few days?"

Ao Yao felt embarrassed when he heard what they were saying, but when he was asked suddenly, he suddenly raised his head: "Ah? Yes, I will invite you to my house to play next week."

"It will be sure at that time." The twins said, "We specially asked uncle to bring you something good, and you can try it tonight."

Ao Yao was shocked and shy, and he couldn't speak clearly: "Is it so fast?! This, this, I seem to be still early, so I shouldn't need it? This is too sudden, I am not ready yet, what should I do?" , is it with the white fox... what is this?"

"Erguotou." Lin Long rolled his eyes at him, "I wish you well."

The author has something to say: I changed the title to "A Beginner's Guide to Raising Cats", and changed the copywriting a bit, so I hope you don't miss it =0=