A Beginner's Guide to Cat Ownership

According to the itinerary, they should go to the Grand Canyon on the third and fourth days, camp in the mountains for five or six days, and return to the farmhouse on the seventh day. However, because Huaqing suffered a lot of shocks last night, the temperature dropped sharply on the third day ,The wind in the Grand Canyon was so strong that a petite person could hardly stand upright, which caused her to develop a high fever after swimming in the Eastern Grand Canyon. Two girls have been taking care of her and they have been busy all night. There is no way to go, Wang Zhuo naturally wants to accompany his girlfriend, and follow behind. Shen Man thinks that he is in the way, and sends him out to buy some snacks for entertainment.

Four of the five ordinary people couldn't go, and the three little ones still remembered that they were taking exams, and they had no interest in traveling, so they simply stayed and continued to observe human beings, laying a solid foundation for their perfect integration into human society in the future.

The weather was not perfect, the strong wind and the sudden drop in temperature were just a sign, and it started to rain again in the middle of the night, and it started to fall harder and harder until the morning when the water level in the creek at the gate rose a lot. It can be seen how much rain last night.

Cats hate rain the most, especially stray cats, whose fur is wet and has nowhere to hide, trembling and looking forward to the sunny day, even after they have a fixed home, that feeling is still lingering in my memory. Be no small shadow.

So Yitong felt very depressed, sat under the eaves for a while after breakfast, then hid in the room again.

A cat at the intersection of underage and adult, although his early life made him too sensible and precocious, he is still a half-grown kitten. Once he has a fixed home and object, he is extremely dependent.

Just like the continuous rain is the easiest to evoke melancholy, the kitten is also very homesick on rainy days, and it is a bit unbearable after only three days.

He hid in the room, wanting to turn into his original form, roll around and lick his fur, but unfortunately he sneaked a glance at the other person in the room, so he could only hold back and give up this idea for the time being.

You can drive a cat crazy without being able to lick its fur.

How can there be such a human being in the world who neither plays with his mobile phone nor goes out to play, just sits there with closed eyes and rests his mind like a monk, Yitong will suspect that his soul is out of his body.

After sitting face to face with my roommate for half an hour, the kitten finally had a flash of inspiration and pretended to enter the bathroom, closed the door tightly, put down the toilet lid, squatted on the toilet and changed into its original shape, and began to lick the fur on its legs and chest .

This familiar and comfortable feeling made him almost cry, and he licked his whole body. Although his fur was still white and fluffy, he hadn't been licked for three days, and he was as listless as his master.

Yan Chen knocked on the door outside: "Are you okay? Do you need help?"

Yitong is obsessed with licking hair, and has already licked his paws to finish the finishing work. When he heard the movement outside, he jumped three feet high in shock, as if he had been caught doing something unseen, and replied in a panicked voice: "Okay, okay, wait for me!"

While talking, he turned into a human form, checked in front of the mirror whether there were cat ears and tails that were not hidden in front of humans, and opened the door only after confirming that they were correct. His eyes dodged, and he dared not even look at his roommate.

Yan Chen was relieved when he saw him come out: "Seeing that you haven't come out for half an hour, I thought something happened."

"Ah..." The time passed too fast, no wonder someone came to knock on the door, Yitong smiled shyly, and made excuses embarrassedly, "The time passed before I knew it while playing on the phone, I'm really sorry."

"It's okay, I don't need it." Yan Chen said, turning around and handing him a banana.

Yitong was taken aback for a moment, then took over and said "thank you".

Yan Chen pointed to the fruit plate, which contained a handful of bananas that were still stained with water: "The lady boss gave it to you just now, so you're welcome."

Yitong nodded ignorantly and ate two, and complained about the half-hour toilet licking in the small group of four, envious of them not having human roommates, and licking as much as they wanted.

The three little ones expressed sympathy for what happened to him, and Lin Long said: "Then why don't you come to play in our room? Long also just arrived, and is planning to ask you to come and watch a movie."

Yitong slapped his head: "Why didn't I think of that?!"

All three laughed, cats are really one-sided animals.

Yitong excitedly took the room card and went there. As soon as he entered the door, two foxes, one red and one white, were squatting on the bed and fighting. I greeted him happily: "Come and choose what movie to watch, it's up to now."

He gave Yitong the remote control for him to choose, and the three of them had a disagreement. Lin Qiong wanted to watch "The Love of the Red Fox in the Fallen City", Lin Long wanted to watch "Half Fox and White Fox 2 Havoc in the Heaven", and Ao Yao wanted to watch "Protect Our Little Green Dragon".

"The key vote is in your hands, so you can tell which one to watch." Ao Yao kept talking, "I still recommend you to watch "Protecting Our Little Blue Dragon". It was recommended to me by my eldest cousin. The story of a weak and helpless little green dragon finally growing into a generation of dragon king after going through untold hardships is very inspiring..."

Yitong carefully selected, and finally said: "Then watch "The Beginner's Guide to Raising Cats", it looks like a documentary, if it is good, you can show it to brother Yanxi when you go back, let him learn..."

The two foxes jumped on him at the same time: "No, no, no!"

Although Yitong usually doesn't fight with them, but she couldn't hold back and pretended to be suffocated for three days, and she also changed into her original form and wrestled with them, hitting the carpet from the bed, and the whole house was crumbling.

Ao Yao sighed at the side, and chose "Chicken Flying Dog Jumps Over the New Year": "Watch this, gentlemen, it's a family comedy, don't quarrel and you'll be exposed if you quarrel."

After the three finally calmed down, another half an hour passed. The cat and the fox, who had vented their energy, sat together in harmony, eating snacks and watching a movie, as if nothing had happened. Group, Ao Yao endured and thought that he would be scratched, so he didn't start masturbating.

"Didn't the proprietress bring you bananas?" Yitong asked suspiciously when she saw that there were only melon seeds, peanuts and sugar in their fruit plate.

"Banana? What banana?" The other three were also confused.

Yitong said: "Just as I came out of the bathroom, the human gave me a banana, saying that the proprietress just gave it to me. I think there are a lot of them. Could it be that it was only given to us?"

Lin Qiong let out a "puchi" laugh, Lin Long was so happy that tears came out, but Ao Yao didn't make a sound, but his face was deformed.

"Silly Maomao, he must have lied to you. He should have bought the bananas." Lin Qiong lovingly touched Maomao's head with his paw, "This human being is quite nice and sympathetic."

Yitong: "???"

Lin Long happily shook her legs, and with sugar in her mouth, she slurred her speech: "Bananas are used by human beings to treat the unsmooth cycle of five grains. He probably thinks you have encountered setbacks."

Yitong is still confused: "What is the unsmooth cycle of five grains?"

Ao Yao kindly said: "Constipation for short."

Yitong was stunned, thinking about it, and found it unacceptable: "Isn't this too big? Is the structure of the human body so amazing?"

Lin Long's fox eyes widened and she said in shock, "Are you crazy?! Of course it's for eating!"

Yitong: "...I'm sorry, I have no experience with human beings."

The three couldn't hold back any longer, they jumped up and down laughing, rolled all over the floor, Yitong blushed blood, didn't know whether it was shame or anger, and fought with them again, the small double room could hardly bear them anymore The toss is at stake.

It wasn't until their mobile phones rang at the same time that Xiaolong, who was avoiding being scratched and watching movies honestly, picked up his mobile phone to read the news. It was from a tourist group and shouted: "Wang Zhuo said he just went shopping and couldn't get it back. I rented a car from him for a huge sum of money, it is convertible, loud, powerful, and it is not easy to get started, he is trying it out, if you want to go out for a walk, you can take his car."

"It's a convertible sports car. It's good luck to meet this place." Xiaolong said excitedly, "I'm going, are you going?"

The fox cats from the deep mountains and old forests and the demon world have seen this before, and they are very excited, while praising "Brother Zhuo's atmosphere" in the group.

When they went downstairs, they saw everyone except Hua Qing, who was bedridden, come out to watch the fun. Under the misty drizzle, Wang Zhuo stood up from his throne and waved to everyone. He was tall, thin, and tall. Zhou Zheng also wore a windbreaker because of the coldness, the hem of his clothes fluttered in the wind, and his smile was calm and confident, which really seemed a bit chic.

Convertible, loud, windy, powerful, everything is in line, but the exhaust is too serious.

Exclude, tractor.

"Come on, brothers and sisters, get in the car quickly, my brother will take you for a ride." Wang Zhuo greeted, "It's just getting started, it's a bit slow, don't worry about it."

The two foxes lost interest in the stuff they played with since they were young, and they only helped to move the things off the car. Only the dragon and the cat had never seen it before, and wanted to try it.

Shen Man had never seen it before, and it was very novel. She sat next to Wang Zhuo, and Ao Yao and Yitong sat in the back, and deliberately sat on the opposite side for the balance of the car.

But as soon as he sat down, Yitong's side sank.

He turned his head, saw his roommate Yan Chen, and asked in surprise, "When did you come up?"

Yan Chen said, "Just now."

"Why did not I see?"

"Because you're drinking."

Yitong stared blankly at the drink in his hand, just now Shen Man gave each of them two bottles of Wahaha to drink on the way, he was indeed inserting a straw just now.

Yan Chen didn't give him a chance to think, and held up a black umbrella over the two of them: "Be careful of catching a cold."

"Ah, thank you." Yitong was very happy, and hurried down to take an umbrella. Although it was drizzling, it was annoying, and he was worried.

He instinctively raised his head to glance at the black umbrella, and found that it was not pure black, but had a small pattern on it. It was a little white cat squatting in front of the window sill looking at the little butterflies outside. The painting was very vivid and lovely. The little white cat and his The original shape is almost exactly the same, which makes him like it more and more, watching it intently.

Yan Chen asked: "Do you like it very much?"

"Hmm." Yitong asked him, "Where did you buy it?"

Yan Chen said, "This is for you."

Yitong shook her head: "How can I win someone's favor, just tell me about the store."

Unexpectedly, Yan Chen took out another black umbrella, and when it was unfolded, it was also a little white cat, just playing with a ball of wool: "I have two."

Yitong: "... just for different patterns?"

Yan Chen said: "The second one is half price, it's a scrapbook, it's a waste to let me go."

Yitong laughed, and felt that the other party's serious appearance was inexplicably cute, very similar to Yanxi, so she thanked her and thought about how to return the gift.

The tractor "chugs and chugs" all the way, full of momentum, but it only traveled more than 200 meters. The passing residents all watched and laughed, calling for friends and companions to watch the excitement. They didn't know who the tourists were, but the people on the car were all enjoying it. I don't mind either.

Driving past the residential area, and came to the path full of weeping willows, Yitong's eyes wandered, trying to explain to himself: "Well, did you buy your bananas for me?"

Yan Chen calmly said: "The lady boss gave it."

Yitong said: "But no one else..."

"The proprietress saw that you are cute, so she specially gave it to you."

"...Actually, I was swiping my phone and forgot the time."

"I know."

It seems that once a person decides on one thing, it is difficult to change his mind. The kitten gave up redressing his grievances and concentrated on looking at the scenery on both sides. The misty drizzle enveloped the elegant ancient town with a layer of smog. It is hazy and has a special flavor .

Ao Yao sat across from them and looked at them innocently, trying to attract Yitong's attention with his eyes, but unfortunately Yitong seemed to have forgotten him and only talked to Yan Chen.

Obviously he and the white cat are good friends, why does he feel like an outsider.

The author has something to say: I was wondering if the ending was too tortuous, and then I thought, aren't we a light-hearted novel? Why do we have such a tortuous ending!