A Beginner's Guide to Cat Ownership

Yitong stayed busy in the kitchen all morning. He bought oven butter, matcha powder, chocolate powder and other supplies yesterday, and started making cookies. This is a skill he learned when he was working in a cake shop. Useful.

The little briquettes circled around him, sniffed desperately when the first pot was just out of the oven, and yelled at Yitong anxiously, Yitong comforted him a few words, put the baking tray on the table to wait for it to cool, and continued to bake the second pot. The plate, the little briquettes couldn’t wait, and when he wasn’t paying attention, he jumped onto the table secretly, but he didn’t know the angle was not right, so he accidentally jumped onto the baking tray, there was a loud bang, the cat and the baking tray fell to the ground at the same time, The little biscuits that were just baked also fell all over the floor.

Such a big movement naturally alarmed Yitong, and the little coal ball was caught by him before he could escape.

"Ah?! You're doing something bad again!" Yitong said angrily, "If you don't help, you're making trouble!"

He put the small biscuits scattered on the ground into the jar, then pinched the nape of the small briquettes and threw him outside the kitchen with the box of small biscuits: "These are your snacks for a month!"

Then mercilessly closed the kitchen door.

Originally, the small briquettes were still happily falling on the ground and they must all belong to me, but when I heard the "one month" limit, I immediately became depressed and listlessly grabbed biscuits from the box to eat.

After driving away the troublemakers, the work efficiency increased. Yitong baked cookies of various flavors with great interest, as well as ordinary biscuits made of animal models, and put them in bags according to the number, and packed them one by one. , and then put on the stickers of the little black cat and the little white cat, and it's done.

He opened the door and saw the little coal ball lying on his back and fell asleep on the ground, with his limbs facing the sky, his mouth open, the jar wide open, and half of the biscuits left, so he squatted down and fed two freshly baked small biscuits into his mouth, the little coal ball Immediately wake up, chew it, chew it and swallow it.

Yitong took a packed bag and handed it to him: "Go and give it to the person who gave you food, thank you, they are all counted, everyone is the same, so you can't steal it."

The little coal ball Miaomiao agreed, shook his head and ran downstairs with the bag in his mouth. His memory was not bad, he stood in the middle of the road and observed back and forth. in front of him.

The other party was taken aback, and immediately understood when he saw the black and white cat sticker: "This is made by your brother Xiaobai?"

The little coal ball nodded, stood up crookedly and made a bow, and the other party said, "Oh, it's just a bag of spicy sticks, what a shame", touched his whole body, and then walked away happily with the little biscuit.

Repeatedly like this, sometimes I have to go to someone's house for a meal when I come to the door. The little coal ball only ran to more than a dozen houses, and it passed in one afternoon. The whole cat was too tired. When it was dark, he had almost a rest , when he was about to continue running errands, he was shocked as soon as he went out.

The door was dark and full of people, consciously forming a long line, holding all kinds of gifts in their hands, and they all cried out in surprise when they saw him.

"Little Hei is out!"

"Come here, Xiao Hei is here!"

"You came to my house to eat hot pot yesterday, remember?"

"I fed you six catties of mangoes the day before yesterday, remember?"

"Did your brother eat the barbecue for you?"

"Although I haven't fed you yet, can I exchange beef jerky for a bag of biscuits?"

The little coal ball was dizzy, little stars appeared in front of his eyes, and he stood there blankly with the bag in his mouth.

Everyone communicated: "It must be dark and he can't see clearly, turn on the lights!"

In an instant, the flowers, plants and trees on both sides were all lit up like street lamps, illuminating the surroundings like daylight.

The little coal ball was frightened by this situation, backed up a few steps, turned his head and ran home, ji-li-wa-la, and used his four claws to complain about the grand occasion outside. Seeing that Yitong was puzzled, he bit his trousers and walked outside. After entering the door, he was also caught by the long queue at the door.

People outside were even more surprised when they saw him: "Xiaobai! Let's exchange cookies!"

Yitong closed the door with a bang.

"How much food did you eat!" Yitong babbled to the little briquettes as she went upstairs, very distressed, "I knew there would be no shortage, but fortunately there are some leftovers, you go and share them first, if there is not enough, let them eat tomorrow." Come back in the afternoon."

The little briquette was very wronged, he really didn't eat so much, more than half of it was because he heard the wind and brought something to exchange.

He hummed and ran up and down, handing the biscuit to someone he knew from memory, and finally put up a small sign written by Yitong at the door: "Thank you, biscuit, everyone who took care of the little briquettes. Those who want small biscuits will come back tomorrow, you don’t need to bring something to exchange, just tell the little briquettes if you want, thank you for taking care of Brother Yanxi.”

The previous one was okay, but the last sentence made everyone shed tears of jealousy.

***

After two days, a bag of biscuits appeared on every desk in every department of the firm, and everyone's faces were beaming, like a spring breeze, chatting wantonly.

"I really want to raise a little white, who is beautiful, docile and sensible, can also make small biscuits, and even be a favor for Master Yanxi. Where can I find a kitten with almighty gods?"

"How did your lord find the treasure? Is it luck?"

"He's not at home now, is there a team to steal the cat?"

"Steal Xiaobai and bring me one, I want Xiaobai to make me small biscuits every day."

"Then I want to steal from Xiao Hei. I like lively kittens. Xiao Bai feels too shy to go out."

"I'm going to steal it all."

"Steal what?"

A calm question was mixed in the chat, but it was like thunder on the ground, and the hall was immediately silent in fright.

Yanxi had just returned, and she still carried the cold aura unique to the devil world, causing the office hall, which was as warm as spring, to fall into an ice cave in an instant.

Discuss openly how to save yourself if you are caught by the devil master while stealing things.

A young Taoist priest closest to him couldn't stand the coercion, touched a piece of butter cookie, and handed it to him carefully: "Do you want a cookie, my lord?"

Yan Xi glanced over and found that everyone had the same bag on their desks, and they didn't pick it up, so they just asked, "Where did you get it?"

The little Taoist was stared at by him, trembling: "Your Xiaobai made it..."

"Each of you?"

"Because Xiao Hei likes to run around very much, everyone will feed him, so Xiao Bai baked cookies to thank the people who took care of Xiao Hei." The little Taoist explained bravely, "We call it the cat's gratitude." It's really not them Volunteering for...

Yanxi didn't ask him any more, but went straight to a person and picked up the biscuits on his table: "Why do you have two bags?"

In addition to the bag that the man was eating, there was also a bag hidden among the messy documents on the table, which most people couldn't find.

The man stood up in a panic, his legs were weak: "I'm sorry, my lord, I went to collect it twice."

The people around couldn't listen anymore: "Everyone defaults to claim once, why do you want to claim twice?"

"You can even lie to a kitty's biscuits, are you still human?"

"If everyone is like you, Xiaobai will have to spend twice as much energy. Do you want to exhaust Xiaobai to death?"

Yanxi confiscated his two bags of biscuits and asked, "What's your name?"

His voice has always been calm and indifferent, making it impossible to hear emotions or anger, but this is the first time he asked someone's name on his own initiative, without even thinking about whether it was a good thing or a bad thing.

Although the man was scared to death, he still answered honestly: "Mei Youxin."

Yanxi nodded slightly: "I remember."

Mei Youxin wants to cry but has no tears. Is it too late to resign now?

After Yanxi finished collecting the other party's biscuits, she didn't care anymore and left alone.

Obviously he raised the cat, but everyone has been rewarded by the cat, but he himself has not, and he doesn't know it at all.

The author has something to say: cats can't eat chocolate, only cat demons can.