Death knocked on the gate of hell

Fan Wujiu looked at the room with the same style, and really couldn't tell the difference between brother style and couple style, so he opened the search engine and typed "what can couples do", and countless answers popped up instantly.The most of them are nothing more than regular options such as eating, shopping, watching movies, and exchanging gifts.

Fan Wujiu thought about it, and felt that watching a movie was a good choice.When he was young, when he and Xie Bi'an were studying and practicing martial arts, they often held hands and went to the town to watch shadow puppetry, which was the children's favorite pastime.During the period of the Republic of China, the Liyuan was flourishing, and when the stage was set up, the opera would be babbled and sang, and the spectators applauded and applauded. He and Lao Bai would also hide themselves and mix in the crowd to listen to the opera.As the saying goes, once the opera is opened, people come to listen from all directions, one is a human being, and seven are ghosts and gods.Although these words are imagined by mortals, they can be regarded as false. These ghosts and gods really need entertainment, otherwise they will be driven crazy by work sooner or later.

Later, the population increased sharply, and in troubled times, there were countless dead souls. Lord Yan recruited a large number of temporary impermanent posts to share the work pressure.The black and white impermanence that has been spinning for hundreds of years has been relaxed, and the vengeful retreat has been rested for a hundred years. After leaving the customs, it will catch up with the rapid development of science and technology in the 21st century.There are many ways of modern entertainment, Fan Wujiu is addicted to games, Xie Bi'an is watching dramas at home, and the two nerds haven't formally entered a modern cinema so far to watch a good movie.

This time may well be a good time.

Fan Wujiu made up his mind, and began to search the Internet for recently released movies, and decided to pick a movie and book a seat to watch it with Lao Bai in the afternoon—the seat must be a couple seat.

It is true that they can directly enter the cinema with their impermanent bodies invisible to mortals and watch all movies for free, but then there will be no atmosphere between young lovers.

As for which movie to choose, Fan Wujiu also carefully considered and referred to many opinions.It is said on the Internet that young couples want to watch romantic movies when they watch movies together. The atmosphere is so good that they can kiss in a dark movie theater.But there are also voices saying that they want to watch horror movies, and girlfriends will hide in the arms of boyfriends when they are scared.

Fan Wujiu stared at romance movies for a long time, reluctantly chose horror movies.

In Fan Wujiu's vision, he can use the name of his boyfriend to accompany Xie Bi'an to eat, go shopping, watch movies, give gifts, and do all the things couples in the world would do. love experience.

But that doesn't include kissing and sex.After all, they are only a short-term experience, and everything will return to the original state after the Golden Arrow experience card expires.Other things can be prevaricated by acting afterwards, but these two things can't be touched, and if they are touched, they can never go back to the past.

The kiss last night was an accident, which can be explained by oolong.But after that he can't take the initiative to have these thoughts, let alone have these actions.Even if Xie Bi'an wanted to, he had to find a way to avoid it.

Xie Bi'an was not sober, but he was sober.

He would never take advantage of other people's danger and possess Xie Bi'an when he was unconscious. How is that different from rape?

Even though the taste of that kiss was indeed wonderful, and he had endless aftertaste... But he must not use it to take advantage of his brother like a beast!

A hug is nice enough, really.He only thought of this step, and he didn't dare to take more.

Fan Wujiu decided on the theme, and it happened that there were two horror films released at the same time, one domestic and one foreign.Without even thinking about it, Fan Wujiu chose a domestic horror film called "Haunted House".He was afraid that His Royal Highness Hades would find out after watching a foreign horror movie. The other party coldly dumped over a thousand domestic horror movies, and ordered: "Why are the ghosts and monsters in our country not as scary as Western monsters and goblins? You are trying to grow others' ambitions and destroy your own prestige. Quickly watch these one thousand domestic horror films for me and attach ten thousand words to each of them.”

"..." When Fan Wujiu thought of that scene, it was a living horror movie.

After choosing the film, Fan Wujiu bought the tickets online, and went to tell Xie Bi'an the itinerary for the afternoon.

Xie Bi'an is in the period of passionate love under the blessing of the Golden Arrow, and expressed 12 expectations for this.

The movie started at 02:30 pm and ended at [-]:[-] pm. Fan Wujiu and Xie Bi'an arrived at the cinema at [-]:[-].They sat on the sofa in the waiting room and played with their mobile phones before the ticket check started.

Because he appeared in front of people, Xie Bi'an resumed his short hair and refreshing modern dress. With a white T-shirt and jeans, he looked youthful.Fan Wujiu's whole body is the same style and different colors as his, handsome in appearance, and they match very well when sitting together.

Movie theaters are very crowded on weekends and they get a lot of attention.After all, good-looking handsome guys are not everywhere, and these two are together, and the lethality is multiplied.Especially the one in white clothes, whose appearance and temperament are like delicate and fragile porcelain dolls, so fragile that people can arouse a desire for protection.

Fan Wujiu bought a large bucket of popcorn and two cups of milk tea, put the popcorn on the table, and handed a cup of milk tea to Xie Bian: "You said you wanted to drink it in the morning, so I bought it for you."

Xie Bi'an plugged in his earphones, and a certain large-scale fantasy series was playing on his phone, and he never took his eyes off the screen.He has a fairy-like face, but in fact he is quite down-to-earth in many aspects.Immortals are not so unreal.

Seeing that he didn't reach out to take it, Fan Wujiu simply handed the straw to his mouth: "Take a sip."

Xie Bi'an naturally opened his mouth to hold the straw, sucked up the milk tea in the cup, and swallowed the pearls rolling along his Adam's apple.

Fan Wujiu held the milk tea for him, thinking that he looked cute and alluring, and the corners of his mouth rose in a good mood unconsciously.He looked at Xie Bi and smiled quietly for a while, then felt that his mouth was also a little dry, so he quickly picked up another cup of milk tea to moisten his throat.

This situation fell into the eyes of many passers-by in the hall who noticed the two handsome guys, and they were stunned.

Before Xie Bi'an had finished watching an episode of the series, the radio began to remind the audience to check the tickets.

Fan Wujiu stood up and said, "Let's go."

Xie Bi'an unplugged his earphones, turned off his cell phone, and finally he was willing to raise his absolutely beautiful face, and followed Fan Wujiu to line up for the ticket check.

In front of them was a couple. The girl asked nervously, "Will the movie be scary? What should I do? I'm afraid of ghosts, so I'm afraid to watch it."

The boy comforted: "Don't be afraid, baby, I will protect you."

Xie Bi'an asked, "What movie are you watching?"

Fan Wujiu handles everything from movie selection, purchase to ticket collection. Xie Bi'an only knows that the afternoon schedule is to watch movies, but he doesn't know which movie to watch specifically.

Fan Wujiu said: "Haunted house."

Xie Bi'an heard the name: "Ghost movie?"

Fan Wujiu: "That's right."

Xie Bi'an was silent.

Fan Wujiu hurriedly imitated the boy in front to comfort him: "If you are afraid, you can hug me tightly."

Xie Bi'an thought for a while and said, "Although I won't be afraid, I can still hold you tight."

Fan Wujiu: "..."

Fuck, being limped by online reviews.He only thought that Lao Bai would throw himself into his arms after being frightened, but he ignored that Lao Bai would not be frightened by ghosts at all.

After working as a rent collector for a long time, he actually forgot that their job is to be a seducer, dealing with ghosts every day.Lao Bai is afraid of a ghost, it should be the ghost who is afraid of him.

Fan Wujiu said wearily: "I seem to have chosen the wrong subject." He was very frustrated when he messed up the first date.

Xie Bi'an comforted him in turn: "Your topic selection is very thoughtful, and I'm very interested."

Ghosts watch ghost movies, probably because they have seen too many real ghosts and want to see fake ones.

Fan Wujiu: "..."

No matter how regretful it is, the tickets have already been bought, and the movie still needs to be watched.

When the lights in the auditorium were dimmed and the horror sound effects were turned on, it felt a little scary.

The plot of the movie itself is very boring. It tells the story of five tourists who strayed into a haunted house and couldn’t get out. Then the first order was killed, the second order was killed, the third order was killed, and the fourth and fifth were scared out. The story of hallucinatory cannibalism and the final group destruction.

Although the plot is flawed, the appearance of the female ghost is horrific, the death of the tourists is miserable, and the sound effects are horrifying and frightening. It is very contagious in the dark atmosphere of the moment.There were screams in the cinema one after another, and there were even soft sobs from girls.

The elders were also quite frightened, but they just refused to cry out of face.

Among the frightened crowd, only the two in the middle remained calm.

When the female ghost's bloody face was posted in front of the big screen without warning, others were screaming, Xie Bi'an was eating popcorn, and ate two extra popcorns when he saw the female ghost's face.

The tourist died miserably on the ceiling, and when he was strangled to pieces by the high-speed rotating fan, others were vomiting, and Xie Bi'an took a sip of milk tea expressionlessly.

After going through several horror scenes in a row, Xie Bi'an didn't respond.

There are so many ghosts with all kinds of strange shapes in the underworld, and you can kill the female ghost in the movie by picking up any scary image.Even if those ghosts have to respectfully call them Seven Lords and Eight Lords, it's no wonder that they will have a bad reaction to the movie screen.

Xie Bi'an was halfway through eating the popcorn, and suddenly remembered the phrase "If you are afraid, you can hold me tight" that Fan Wujiu said to him during the ticket check.

Lao Hei chose this movie, probably because he was thinking of a couple, and wanted a reason to be hugged by him.

If he was impolite and frightened, wouldn't Old Hei lose face?

Xie Bi'an asked himself that he is a considerate boyfriend, and he will never let his lover down.

So at a time when the movie screen was very normal and the audience was very calm, Xie Bi'an suddenly threw himself into Fan Wujiu's arms weakly, buried his head in his chest, and said calmly: "Ah, I'm so scared."

Fan Wujiu who was stuffing a piece of popcorn into his mouth: "..."

He was so surprised that the popcorn in his hand dropped.

Fan Wujiu looked at the big screen with a strange expression. At the moment, the surviving tourists gathered in a room to discuss countermeasures. Even a three-year-old child would not be frightened by this scene.

Lao Bai, what are you afraid of?

Fan Wujiu was so convinced that Xie Bi'an couldn't get any of the horror points of this movie, so that even the timing of pretending to be afraid was so random.

But he is kind and considerate, of course he won't expose it.

Who would be willing to refuse a sweetheart who throws himself into his arms?

Xiaobai just wanted to find an excuse to act like a baby with her boyfriend, so cute.

Fan Wujiu patted Xie Bi'an on the back, and comforted him softly: "Don't be afraid, Xiaobai, I'm here."

The boy in the next seat glanced at them inexplicably.

He has long noticed that this pair of bold men, when everyone else was screaming in horror, the two remained calm from beginning to end, and they could still eat without changing their expressions in white clothes.He also thought that this buddy was quite courageous.

Now it seems that the reflex arc is just a little bit slower for everyone.