Death knocked on the gate of hell

Fan Wujiu and Xie Bi'an have worked together for thousands of years, not to mention after death, even during life they were a pair of close friends.

He is familiar with Xie Bi'an, and knows that this person has always been indifferent and introverted, no matter whether he is alive or dead, he can overcome joys and sorrows, and it is difficult to distinguish between joy and anger.Whether you are happy or unhappy, others can't always see it.

But it was also because he was familiar with Xie Bi'an that he could hear the usual cold tone, which seemed to be different from the past, as if he was angry.

Why is Xie Bi'an angry?

Annoyed that he had an affair?

Fan Wujiu felt that he was thinking too much.He has ghosts in his heart, he has unreasonable thoughts about his brother, and hopes that the other party will do the same, so he unconsciously speculates that Xie Bi'an is jealous.But he still has reason after all, he knows that Xie Bi'an can't like him, even if he gets angry, he won't be angry like this.

Mostly the music is too loud, the alcohol is too pungent, the crowd is too crowded, the perfume is too strong... All these things can make Bai Wuchang, who likes to be quiet and clean, feel unhappy.

So the question is back, what is Xie Bi'an doing in the bar?If there is any important matter that makes him prefer to endure such an environment, he has to come here.

Fan Wujiu touched his nose, and explained: "You misunderstood, and he and I met by chance."

"Meeting by chance, isn't the next step a dewy marriage?" Xie Bi'an's tone was cold, cold to the point of meanness, and he was quite unscrupulous.But because it was too calm, I couldn't distinguish the emotions in it.

Fan Wujiu was stunned for a moment, frowned and said: "Old Bai, don't make such a joke." Losing friends belongs to bad friends, he doesn't want Xie Bian to make fun of this aspect.It's like you have someone in your heart, but the other party asks you to make do with others, and you will not be happy.

Xie Bi'an was slightly taken aback, secretly annoyed that he had slipped his words and exposed his concern for nothing.

He came here for nothing.

It's just that I haven't seen Fan Wujiu for two hours, twelve minutes and 36 seconds, and I miss him a little.

Such a hypocritical reason cannot be said.

He has always been inseparable from Fan Wujiu, knowing that Fan Wujiu doesn't like to go to bars, so he went suddenly today, he was inevitably curious.Xie Bi'an hesitated alone for a long time, but decided to come over to have a look. When he arrived, he saw Fan Wujiu talking and laughing happily with a foreign beauty from a distance. Finally, when the other party went upstairs, he still stared at her back.

Xie Bi'an's eyebrows turned cold at that moment.But he has never been warm, so it is not obvious.

The world is a lesson, Fan Wujiu only cares that Venus can be exempted because of her beauty, and laments the injustice of the world.Apart from bending himself into a mosquito coil for Xie Bi'an, he is a straight man of steel in every other respect.

It's a pity that Xie Bi'an didn't know what kind of medicine Fan Wujiu contained in this stuffy gourd.Seeing this scene, he felt sour and depressed, but also slightly panicked.

He suddenly realized that Fan Wujiu might also like someone else.

He thought it was a good ending to be able to be linked with Fan Wujiu by the name of black and white impermanence, and to be linked forever in the living population.But what if Fan Wujiu has a heart to belong to, and wants to link up with someone else's name in the marriage book?

What can he do then?

He was helpless.

As a brother, you can only send blessings.

He thought about it, and felt that he should not be willing to give blessings.

"That is Venus, the Goddess of Beauty?" Xie Bi'an looked towards the empty stairs, lowered his eyes and sighed softly, "It really deserves its reputation. You and I need to use a seductive rope to seduce souls, and he can capture souls with just his face."

Fan Wujiu immediately said: "He is objectively beautiful, and you are subjectively beautiful. I think you are beautiful subjectively."

No need to seduce the soul, just seduce my soul.

Xie Bi'an glanced at him coolly: "I know that objectively I'm not as good-looking as him, so shut up."

Fan Wujiu: "..." That's not what he meant.

But I don't know if it was his illusion, he felt that when Lao Bai said this, he seemed a little happy.

The music changed to a more explosive one, the audience was boiling, the atmosphere was hot, and screams pierced through the sky, Xie Bi'an frowned unobtrusively.

Seeing this, Fan Wujiu set up a sound-proof barrier, and the noisy voices and music disappeared immediately, no longer tormenting Xie Bi'an's ears.

"You haven't answered me yet, why did you come here? You can't stand the noise of people, are you here just to find fault?" Fan Wujiu said.

Of course Xie Bi'an would not say the real reason.He pursed his lips, glanced over the bar where demons were dancing, and found an excellent reason.

"He is dying." Xie Bi'an said calmly, "I will collect his soul."

Fan Wujiu followed his gaze and saw a young man with mischievous eyebrows, with a strong dead air exuding from the top of his head.

He took out his birth and death book and checked it. His name was Li Dongqiang. He died at 24:27 pm on June [-], [-], at the age of [-].

It's nine past four.

-

Li Dongqiang entered this bar with the intention of waiting for an opportunity to attack Venus, but he was not the only one who was bewitched by the beauty and beauty.When Li Dongqiang came in, he saw that the beauty was surrounded by a group of tall and tall men, who showed great hospitality.His figure of just over 1.7 meters was blocked behind him, and he couldn't even see a hair.

Later, that group of people fought again for the right to belong to the beauty. In the chaos, Li Dongqiang was hit by several punches in the face, and he didn't know who hit him.His nose was bruised and his face was swollen, he felt that he was unlucky, and he also received a thunderbolt from the blue.

His grandma's, the foreign girl is a man.

That look, that long hair, and wearing a skirt, tell him he's a man?Men these days are so perverted?

Li Dongqiang, the only real straight man in the audience, felt nauseous, mainly because he hadn't seen Venus's face clearly all the time, and only his beautiful back and long snow-white legs attracted him.Now that he knew that the other party was a leader, he withered himself first.

Come and come, you can't come back empty-handed.

Looking around on the first floor of this bar, there are still many beauties.Li Dongqiang was searching for a new target, his eyes glanced at the row of long legs on the circular sofa, and his eyes straightened immediately.

The beauties on the sofa each have their own merits, glamorous sister, sexy hot girl, pure sweet girl, cute cute girl... Li Dongqiang stared straight at it, his eyes almost popping out.

At the deck, the girls also looked at him and giggled.

"Strange, a mortal broke in here."

"Did you sneak in after the one just now? The entrance enchantment can only be exited but not entered. To enter it requires spiritual power to tear apart for a moment, which mortals cannot do."

"Do you even need to think about it? Hey, the smell of human flesh is killing me. Can we call him over?"

"Take it easy, this is the realm of His Highness the King of Hades, and the two impermanent immortals are still sitting at the bar, how dare you make a mistake?"

"Oh, that's why I called you over to have a sniff..."

Originally, Venus, the goddess of beauty, was the focus of all eyes, and no one in the room gave Li Dongqiang a look.Now that Venus went upstairs, the only human in the audience received many malicious looks.

It should be noted that the people who come to this place are either ghosts or gods from all walks of life, the latter are rare visitors, and the former are the majority.It is impossible for human beings to avoid being coveted on the recipes of many monsters.

But the local monsters know the rules, and anyone with the word "Yan Luo" is really "Yan Luo".If you want to fight or kill, you have to go out, no one can be presumptuous on the territory of Lord Yan.Otherwise, let alone human beings, there is also a food chain among monsters.Foxes eat rabbits, but now the vixen and the rabbit are sitting on the same sofa drinking, which can be described as a spectacle.

Meiyan Yujie licked her lips: "Okay, call him over to play."

Mengmei immediately waved to him: "That one over there, come here, our sister will treat you to a drink."

Li Dongqiang was taken aback, and pointed to himself in disbelief: "Me?"

"Yes, it's you."

Li Dongqiang was happy, feeling like he was dreaming.He hasn't gone to strike up a conversation yet, these beauties invite him to drink first?Is there really an affair tonight?

He ran over in a hurry, and was dragged by a group of girls to sit in the middle of the sofa, all of them vying to fill him with wine, in fact using this excuse to greedily suck the human scent from him.

Xie Bi'an and Fan Wujiu saw this scene, and neither of them wanted to stop it.

There is no doubt that they dare not cause trouble in Lord Hades' territory.Even if Li Dongqiang died, he wouldn't die at the hands of these goblins.

As for how they died, they didn't care.They only need to take away the souls of the dead when the book of life and death is written, and they will not interfere with anything in the middle.Neither rescued in advance nor delayed by half a point.If it is stated that the death is at 24:23, it will never be seductive at [-]:[-].

Li Dongqiang at the other end was surrounded by Yingying and Yanyan, and he was so happy that he couldn't think of Shu, and he drank one cup after another.The wine in Yanluo Bar contains a little spiritual power. Ordinary people will not have magic power after drinking it, but they can see the true face of monsters for a short time.

Li Dongqiang was drinking and was about to touch the thigh of the beautiful woman beside him, but he touched the hair of his hand.He was stupefied with drunken eyes, and suddenly saw an animal paw handing over a wine glass, and a furry fox tail protruding from his shoulders, and he was a little sober at once.He turned his head with a stiff neck. The girl beside him was clearly a huge rabbit head.

Look at this room again, the ones with antlers, the ones with snake tails, the ones with human legs turned into scorpion legs, even those two vicious security guards are all bull-headed and horse-faced...

This is not a bar, it is an animal kingdom!There is no normal person in the house!

"Monsters!!!" Li Dongqiang screamed at the top of his voice, pushed away the goblins on both sides, got up, and rushed out in a panic.When he passed the bar, he caught a glimpse of two young men who looked good. He had no time to take care of them, and just wanted to escape from this bizarre world as soon as possible.

At 22:[-], Li Dongqiang left the bar.

Fan Wujiu finished drinking the juice and put the empty glass on the bar: "Go, Lao Bai, go to work."

-

Nine fifty-five.

Li Dongqiang stood blankly in the rain—or use Piao.The rain didn't stop, and the heavy rain was still crashing on the ground, but it all passed through him and fell to the ground, never hitting him again.

What happened to him?

It seems that he had a hallucination after drinking some wine, and saw a group of monsters. He ran back to the car in a panic, inserted the key and wanted to start the car to leave, and then...

In the car deformed by the wall, the man in the driver's seat closed his eyes tightly, bleeding profusely.

The man in the car is him.

Li Dongqiang felt that what happened today was a bit beyond imagination. The sound of rain became more and more unreal in his ears, but the sound of chains from far to near became more and more clear.

In the night, two immortals came towards him. They were both wearing broad robes with long sleeves and tall hats. The difference was only black and white.The black official hat has the inscription "The World is Peaceful", and the white official hat has the inscription "You can make money at first sight", with chains in hand, standing shoulder to shoulder.

"There is no salvation for those who break the law" and "the gods will be safe if you reward the gods", these two sentences correspond to the two immortals of impermanence.

The eighth master, Fan Wujiu, and the seventh master, Xie Bi'an, are envoys who seduce souls, black and white are impermanent.

When the two immortals approached, they all had young and handsome faces, especially the one in white, who was too white.The more Li Dongqiang looked at it, the more familiar it became.Aren't these the last two people who remained human in the bar just now...

Li Dongqiang was in a daze, his hands and feet were chained, only to hear Bai Wuchang sigh: "Don't drink while driving, don't drive while drinking."

Heiwuchang answered: "Irregular driving, tears in two lines of relatives."

Bai Wuchang said again: "I thought this work uniform was ugly. It's just that the color can't be changed. The style is still from 500 years ago."

Hei Wuchang said: "Then I'll go and propose to His Highness Yama to design a new model."

Li Dongqiang: "..."

After death, there is another layer of cognition about the world.