Death knocked on the gate of hell

At six o'clock in the morning, there were still no people on the street, and there were a few office workers waiting for the bus at the bus stop.Students with schoolbags huddled in front of the breakfast stand, took the soya-bean milk buns and got ready to go to school.The ground that had rained last night was dry, and the sun shone warmly, making it a sunny day.

Different from the bustling scene last night, the door of Yanluo Bar was closed at this time, and the doors were deserted.

All sites with the word "Yanluo" have an enchantment set up by Hades himself, and no one can use force to enter through the door wall during closing hours, which is very safe.Even if it is black and white, it has to be kept out of the door.

Fan Wujiu took out his mobile phone and made a call: "Grandma Meng, are you awake? Come down and open the door."

The proprietress here is Meng Po, who was sent by Hades to manage the bar. Her maiden name is Meng Wan. She is a young and delicate girl.But everyone is more used to calling her Po Meng, and rumors spread that she is an old woman.Meng Wan tried many times to refute the rumors, but she couldn't reverse the image that was already deeply ingrained in the hearts of the public.

There is no way.Just like Xie Bi'an and Fan Wujiu also have names and surnames, but the world is more used to calling them black and white impermanence, or calling them Seven Lords and Eight Lords, almost losing their names.

They are all colleagues for thousands of years, and they are extremely familiar with each other. Fan Wujiu's speech is not polite at all, just like going back to his own home.

The lady Meng on the other end answered the phone, Fan Wujiu turned on the speakerphone, and the woman scolded angrily from the phone: "Heiwuchang, you disturb people's dreams so early in the morning? Whose bar is open in the middle of the day? It's so early Come to reincarnate? Come at night for a drink, hang up!"

Xie Bi'an said: "Miss Meng."

There was a sudden silence on the other side, and Meng Wan didn't press the hang up button.

Not only did she not press down, but her voice suddenly softened: "Ah, Bai Wuchang is here too. I was really sorry just now, so I came down and opened the door for you. Why didn't you tell me about the surname Hei?" She lost her image in front of Bai Wuchang.

Fan Wujiu: "???" As soon as you answer the phone, you make a bang, what do you want him to say?And why is it treated so differently?Also, his surname is Fan!

If Meng Wan knew about Fan Wujiu's question, she probably would have rolled her eyes.I don't even think about the fact that one is a straight steel man who calls someone Meng Po, and the other is as gentle as jade and politely calls Meng Miss. Everyone has a very different attitude.

Within 3 minutes, the well-dressed Meng Wan came down from upstairs to open the door for them, her eyes only fixed on Xie Bian: "It's a rare visitor, what kind of wind brought Bai Wuchang here?"

Bai Wuchang's popularity in the underworld is definitely the best.It looks like a flower of Gaoling, but it is actually gentle and considerate. Who wouldn't like such a fairy.

Xie Bi'an said: "I have something to look for that Goddess of Beauty last night, is he still living in the bar?"

"It's on the second floor. Do you have something to do with him? Then I'll take you upstairs, but it's up to him to see you or not. After all, he is a god, so I can't make decisions on my own." Meng Wan said, leading Xie Bi'an into the room go upstairs.

Fan Wujiu said coolly: "You really treat me like air."

Meng Wan turned around and looked at him with folded arms: "Oh, I remembered, you still have a glass of juice on credit, did you bring the money?"

Xie Bi'an looked over in surprise, as if asking: Do you still pay on credit?

Fan Wujiu: "..." At this moment, I would rather be an air than lose face in front of Lao Bai.

"How much?" Xie Bi'an said, "I'll pay for him."

Meng Wan waved her hand: "Bai Wuchang comes here once in a while, so it's not easy to take your money. Forget it, I'll give him this glass of juice."

Meng Wan walked to the innermost room on the second floor, raised her hand and knocked on the door: "My guest, someone is looking for you."

There was no movement inside.

"Don't you wake up yet?" Meng Wan muttered to herself, then raised her voice, "Guest, there are two people looking for you outside, can you see me?"

This time, there was a sound coming from the room, which was somewhat cautious.

"Two? Who are you?"

Xie Bi'an said, "The Eastern ecstasy, black and white are impermanent."

There was a moment of silence in the room, and then there was the sound of footsteps approaching, and the door was opened.

The fair-skinned and beautiful foreign gods came into view.Under the thick eyelashes are emerald eyes, the soft golden curly hair is draped over the shoulders, the wide shirt covers all the way to the thighs, and the slender white legs are exposed.He looked bright and lazy, pure and charming, stepping on the carpet with bare feet, exuding a mature and charming charm.

A natural stunner.

No matter how indifferent to beauty, people will be lost in such beauty.

Venus looked at the two uninvited guests, and his eyes fell on Fan Wujiu: "Oh? Aren't you the poor guy who even asked for credit for a glass of juice last night?"

Fan Wujiu: "..." Please, let this meme pass quickly.

Xie Bi'an pretended not to know: "Do you know each other?"

"It doesn't count as acquaintance." Venus chuckled, "I was penniless and wanted to borrow money from this gentleman, but found that he was a little poorer than me. Are you his lover? If so, I I understand his indifference to me. He must be a very loyal partner."

Xie Bi'an was startled, and the last bit of unhappiness about what he saw last night disappeared, and a little bit of joy appeared.

It turned out to be a misunderstanding.

"No," he said, "we're friends."

"Friends?" Venus covered her lips in surprise, "But I know..." I clearly smelled the breath of love from both of you, and it wasn't strong, which meant that there was no period of passionate love mixed with honey, but it was very light and long, It's a long flow of water, it's green and sincere, it's bitter and depressed...

crush.

The god of love and beauty is the most sensitive to love and beauty.Venus almost saw through this pair of double arrows that did not point out each other at a glance. He found it very interesting, but he didn't intend to speak out to remind him.After all, they are just strangers who met once, and some words are inappropriate.

So he changed the subject: "What do you want from me? Oh, it's inconvenient to stand at the door, so come in and talk."

In the room, Venus looked at the "Evolution of Costumes of Chinese Dynasties" spread out in front of him with a strange expression.

"You want me...to write a [-]-word review after reading this book?" Venus asked incredulously.

The world must be crazy.

There are countless men who have come to see Venus, either wanting to have a fling with him, angrily accusing him of being promiscuous, or crying bitterly and begging him to get back together.Venus never cared, the God of Eros is also the God of Eros, so what's wrong with obeying one's own desires?but love?Sorry, although he can see through and bless other people's love, he doesn't have such a thing himself.Goddess of Beauty's rippling and affectionate eyes never reflected any figure, and her full and gorgeous red lips kissed the lips of many men, but she never confessed her love to any of them.

He had heard too many glib words, but this was the first time he had heard such a pure request.So much so that he once suspected that his ears were hallucinating, or that he didn't learn Chinese very well and misunderstood the meaning of the other party.

How could this be so.The other party came all the way here just to let him read the book and write a post-reading review.It's such a big world.

Although I have heard that the Eastern gods are more reserved and less enthusiastic than the Western gods, Venus was still shocked by this situation.

The academic atmosphere in the East is too strong.

Fan Wujiu nodded: "Yes, we are here just to ask you to help me with this."

Facing the man who didn't give him face last night, Venus was not polite, he lazily leaned on the sofa: "But why should I help this?"

Fan Wujiu was in trouble for a while.The other party does not have this obligation.

Xie Bi'an said calmly: "Do you know the meaning of Huaxia?"

Venus: "Oh?"

"Huaxia is a country of clothes and etiquette. The beauty of clothing is called Hua, and the beauty of etiquette is called Xia." Xie Bi'an said, "Your Excellency is the god of beauty, and I must be very happy to study the aesthetics of oriental clothing."

Fan Wujiu sighed in his heart, Lao Bai is really quick-witted and articulate.

"I'm really interested in beautiful clothes." Venus thought thoughtfully, "I might read this book, but the [-]-word review is really troublesome. I also have a condition."

Fan Wujiu asked: "What condition?"

"To be honest, there is a pervert who is looking for me all over the world, and he is so strong that I can't beat him." Venus looked weary, as if he didn't want to think of the pervert in his mouth, "I need an absolutely safe residence."

With Venus' beauty, even though he was penniless when he escaped, he could easily seduce many people who were willing to spend money for him, without worrying about not having a place to stay.But he didn't.

It's not enough to just settle down, he also needs to be safe, and he must not be caught by that perverted discovery and imprisoned on the bottom of the sea for hundreds of years.And he escaped once, and that person's abnormality index had to rise again.

Xie Bian understood.

It is not difficult to guess, from the embarrassment of Venus yesterday, and the cautiousness Venus treated the visitors just now, it is not difficult to see that this glamorous god is hiding from a certain enemy.

Out of caution, Xie Bi'an asked: "How strong is it?" If you really can't afford to offend, then change to a Western God.

Venus thought for a while: "Probably at the level of a god king."

Fan Wujiu was startled: "Wouldn't it be Zeus who offended you?"

Venus: "...almost." Not the one in charge of the sky, but the one in charge of the sea.

"Our Highness Yama is also at the level of a god king." Xie Bi'an said calmly, "No problem, you can live in our apartment. It just so happens that the rest of the rooms in our apartment are empty."

After all, the King of Hades is also the king in charge of a world, and he is not inferior to the kings of other gods.

Fan Wujiu's forehead twitched, and he said to Xie Bi'an in a low voice: "Aren't you afraid that if you cause trouble to His Highness, His Highness will blame you?"

"What are you afraid of?" Xie Bi'an said calmly, "Hasn't Your Highness always wanted cultural exchanges? If that evenly matched foreign god king came to the door, His Highness should be very happy, and he would hold the other party for a long talk."

Fan Wujiu: "..."

Well, Lao Bai is not only gentle, but also very dark.This must be revenge for His Royal Highness Hades to let them copy the book overnight.

"That would be great." Venus breathed a sigh of relief, and asked again, "By the way, do you need to pay rent for your apartment?"

Fan Wujiu: "The monthly rent is [-] coins."

Venus stuttered suddenly: "I forgot to say, your writing is really difficult. My Chinese is barely enough for daily communication, and I don't know Chinese characters very well. There are many rare words in this book, so I have difficulty reading them." , it may take a long time, and the post-reading impression can only be written in Latin or Greek..."

Xie Bi'an: "I can pay the rent for you."

Venus is fluent in a second: "I can become a Chinese language expert in no time."

Fan Wujiu's eyelids twitched, and he had a deep insight into what money can solve everything.

"Also, we have two gods." Venus said again, "But we only live in one room, so the rent shouldn't be counted as double rent, right? Although I don't pay it, I'm sorry to make you spend too much money."

"Two?" Fan Wujiu looked around, "Who else?"

Venus snapped his fingers: "Cupid, come out."

With the snap of fingers, a little boy with a small halo on his head, small wings on his back, a small bow and arrow in his hand, a blond boy with blue eyes and delicate dolls appeared in front of them.

The little boy flapped his little wings and flew in mid-air, holding a golden love bow and arrow in his chubby little hands, and said in a jerky Chinese voice, "How are you all."

Venus introduced: "This is my son, the little Cupid."