Death knocked on the gate of hell

It is not a new thing for foreign gods to travel to China, and generally there is no need for Eastern gods to greet them specially.However, the importance of ordinary tourists' visits is of course different from that of leaders' visits.Poseidon is the emperor of the sea of ​​Greece who came from afar, and Yan Luo is the king of hell in China. The meeting between the two is already a royal-level diplomacy, and they will live under the same roof in the future.In terms of emotion and reason, as the host, Yan Luo should hold a banquet to entertain Poseidon, so as to show the demeanor of a great country and considerate etiquette.

Poseidon is the God of Wealth who can hand over an artifact with a single shot. In the future, as a neighbor, he doesn't know how many good things he can give.

He ordered Xie Bi'an to knock on the door and invited Poseidon's family of three to have a meal the next night.Poseidon considered that he had just arrived and wanted to establish a good relationship with the God of China in his territory, so he readily agreed.

Of course Venus and Cupid have no objection, is it not good to eat some?During these days, they have been deeply impressed by all kinds of Chinese delicacies.Even for food, they don't want to go back to Greece.

The venue for the treat is at the Yanluo Hotel managed by Cui Jue.

Cui Jue learned that His Highness Hades was going to entertain the Greek gods at the hotel, so he hurriedly went to the back kitchen to ask the God of Cookery to cook all the signature dishes of the major Chinese cuisines. He must let the foreign guests know how delicious Chinese food is.This can be regarded as a kind of cultural propaganda. His Highness Yan Wang is happy, maybe he can give him a little more hotel share.

On the day of the banquet, Cui Jue also had the cheek to eat in the box. He is also a member of the underworld, so it is right to entertain distinguished guests together.Moreover, he was also very curious about what the legendary Greek god looked like, and wanted to take the opportunity to see it.

Therefore, the private room was divided into two parties: Huaxia camp—Yan Luo, the king of hell, black impermanence Fan Wujiu, white impermanence Xie Bian, and judge Cui Jue.Greek camp - Poseidon, the emperor of the sea, Venus, the goddess of beauty, and Cupid, the little goddess of love.

Plate after plate of delicacies were brought to the table, and Cupid was drooling watching.During his time in Huaxia, he had already learned to use chopsticks, and soon he pulled a bunch of things into a bowl, and peeled off the shrimp shells by himself.

Xie Bi'an and the others also started to move their chopsticks.

Poseidon watched the actions of the Chinese gods calmly, then retracted his gaze and picked up the chopsticks to pick up vegetables. His movements were so proficient that it was impossible to tell that this was his first time using chopsticks.

Poseidon put all the caught meat into Venus's bowl, and peeled the shrimp in his own bowl, and fed them directly into Venus' mouth after peeling.Venus also opened her mouth obediently, eating naturally, apparently already used to this kind of service.

With this action alone, the image of a good man who spoils his wife is established.

Seeing this scene, Fan Wujiu and Xie Bian thought to themselves that the husband and wife were fighting at the end of the bed, and what they said was true.Venus still resisted when Poseidon came to the door last night, now the couple can be sweet and sweet like no one else.

Seeing this, Yan Luo signaled Fan Wujiu, who was closest to him, to come over with his eyes.Fan Wujiu put down his chopsticks and leaned over, only to hear His Highness Yan whisper to him: "You also go and peel the shrimp for Xie Bi'an."

Fan Wujiu had a question mark on his face.Xiaobai is his boyfriend, so he will peel shrimp for Xiaobai even if he doesn't need to be reminded, but why did His Highness Hades specifically tell him this?Will the boss still care about how his subordinates fall in love?

Just as he was wondering, he heard Yan Luo unfold his folding fan and let out a cold snort: "How can Xiu Enai lose to the Western God? This king has no match, and it depends on you to win this round."

Fan Wujiu: "..."

His Royal Highness, you are poisonous, this is even more important.

Fan Wujiu received Yan Wang's order, he stretched his chopsticks towards the plate of shrimp, peeled them and put them in Xie Bi'an's bowl.

Seeing the white and tender shrimp in his bowl, Xie Bi'an also peeled a few for Fan Wujiu.

A plate of prawns was swept away in no time.Considering that Venus, whose ten fingers do not touch the spring water, did not peel shrimps for Poseidon, Fan Wujiu and Xie Bi'an peeled shrimps for each other, the two-way love is the sweetest, and this wave of show love Huaxia wins.

Yan Luo announced the result of victory in his heart, feeling happy that the Eastern God had once again overwhelmed the Western God in a strange way.

His Highness Yama's happiness is so simple.

In the audience, only Cui Jue, a single dog who wants to fall in love but has not yet found a partner, looks pained.

Is this eating shrimp?This is dog food.

In this box, apart from a child who only cared about eating and a king of hell who only cared about money, there was a couple and a couple sprinkling candy crazily.Cui Jue thought to himself what sin he did in his previous life to be fed so much dog food in this life.

Cui Jue glanced quietly at the blue-haired and blue-eyed Seagod who looked cool and handsome, the blond-haired, blue-eyed God of Beauty, and the extremely cute blond boy with wings, and hurriedly lowered his head to eat in silence.

This family of three is really beautiful.

Especially the god of beauty with deep and gorgeous eyes, he is so beautiful... He will be seduced if he takes one more look, and of course, if he takes one more look, he will be served by the sea god's eye knife.

This beauty is top notch even in the world, where there are so many beauties in the God Realm.If His Highness Yama can represent the beauty of the East, then that is the pinnacle of the beauty of the West.Cui Jue felt that it was normal for him to be dumbfounded, any god would be dumbfounded!

However, the black and white couple next to him didn't respond, and even His Highness Hades, who was also single, was as calm as a blind man. Could it be that he was the only normal god in this room? ? ?

It made him look abnormal.

Cui Jue cleared his throat, trying to find a topic to cover up his embarrassment.

"Your children are so cute." Cui Jue looked at the little Cupid, who was eating like crazy, "He looks exactly like His Majesty the God of Beauty, but he doesn't look like the Emperor of the Sea at all—"

Fan Wujiu kicked Cui Jue hard under the table.

Cui Jue turned his head to look at Fan Wujiu in disbelief—why did you kick me!

Fan Wujiu not only wanted to kick him, he wanted to hit Cui Jueya's acupoints.

Which pot does not open which pot.

Fan Wujiu chatted with Venus and knew that Venus had many lovers, and Cupid was the child of an unknown lover among them.The Greek names are complicated and difficult to remember. Fan Wujiu forgot exactly who Venus reported that day, but he was sure that Poseidon's name must not be among them.

In other words, Cupid is definitely not a child of Poseidon.

What has been seen from last night to now also confirms this.When Poseidon came last night, he only cared about Venus, and completely ignored Cupid on the sofa.Poseidon only took care of Venus for dinner tonight, and did not serve Cupid.Cupid was very close to Venus, but apparently very distant to Poseidon.

This family relationship is quite complicated.

"Cupid is my child, of course he looks like me." Venus glanced at Poseidon, "But it may not be our child."

Cui Jue was surprised: "Not necessarily?"

What's the situation?Admitting to cheating in public just after spreading the dog food?

Cui Jue subconsciously looked at Poseidon, fearing that the Poseidon who knew that he had been greened would turn over the table in anger on the spot.

Poseidon just peeled the last shrimp and fed it to Venus, and wiped his hands slowly: "Venus has several old lovers, and I really don't know whose child Cupid is. It doesn't matter, Wei It's enough that Nas is mine."

Cui Jue was shocked on the spot.

Are you Greek gods so wild?

"Haven't you guys done a paternity test?" Xie Bi'an asked.

"Paternity test?" Venus shook his head, "There is no way to identify the blood of the gods in the Greek gods."

The Greek gods are generally weak in kinship, and they don't regard blood as important, even if a bunch of illegitimate children are wandering outside, they won't care about it.They can't use genes to determine blood relationship. You must know that in Greece, two gods gave birth to a cow, a horse, and a monster everywhere. All of them are genetic mutations and have no reference value.

Yan Luo suddenly said: "Huaxia has it."

The eyes of all the gods focused on Yan Luo.

Yan Luo was in a good mood, and Dongfang won again.

"What method?" Venus asked quickly.He was also curious about the answer to this question.

Yan Luo opened his lips: "Blood test."

"Ah?" Cui Jue subconsciously said, "But modern science has proved that this method is superstitious?"

Yan Luo, Xie Bian, and Fan Wujiu all looked at Cui Jue with crazy eyes.

Cui Jue was terrified: "Why are you all staring at me?"

Fan Wujiu: "Don't you think it's ridiculous to say the word superstition from your mouth?"

Xie Bi'an: "You have been working in the hotel industry for a long time, have you forgotten that your job is to be a judge?"

Yan Luo: "We are gods. If we talk about science, of course we are talking about theology."

Cui Jue: "..."

It also makes sense.

The blood test mentioned by Yan Luo is not just as simple as throwing two drops of blood into a bowl to see if it fuses or not... Well, the steps are indeed as simple as that, but the test method must be performed before the verification to guarantee the result correct.This kind of spell is very old, and only Yan Luohui is present, and it is also effective for foreign gods.

Venus turned to look at Poseidon: "You try?"

Before he was pregnant, he had slept with Adonis, Ares, Hephaestus, and Hermes, and both Adonis and Ares were Poseidon.If this probability is not right, Venus doesn't want to track down whether it is Hephaestus or Hermes.

"I hope it's yours." Venus whispered.

Poseidon softened his brows and eyes because of this sentence.

He didn't care who Cupid's child was, and he wasn't going to verify it.Even if it was his, Poseidon would not be more partial.He only loves Venus, not his house, even their children, in his eyes, are just competing with him for the existence of Venus.

But Venus' words made Poseidon suddenly start to have some expectations.If Cupid was his child, he should be happy too.

Because this is the crystallization of their love.

Venus wants the child to be his, which is proof that Venus loves him.

For this reason, Poseidon is willing to give a little extra love to their children.Of course, all his love must belong to Venus.

"Yes." Poseidon agreed to try.

So a dinner party became a meeting to recognize relatives.Yan Luo opened an empty bowl, filled it with Wangchuan water, closed his eyes and recited a spell, and cast the spell into the bowl.

"Each drop a drop of blood." Yan Luo commanded.

Poseidon cut a gash on his fingertip neatly, and Cupid bit his finger hard enough to drip blood.

Venus watched this scene nervously.

The two drops of blood dispersed into a blood mist in the water, and then slowly gathered together...

Melting into a drop, blooming on the water, like a rose blooming from blood.

Fan Wujiu was a little surprised, but he still congratulated: "Congratulations, my own."

Cupid is confused.

How could his father be the cold sea god Poseidon?

Cupid is used to calling Hephaestus Godfather. His godhead has received the power of Hephaestus, and he has a natural closeness to Vulcan, not to mention that he lived with Hephaestus when he was a child. .Later, Hephaestus also disappeared with Venus for hundreds of years. Cupid played more with Dionysus and Hermes on the mountain. For the impression of Poseidon, he only had to capture his father Venus. one item.When he first met Sea God, Cupid didn't dare to get close to him.

That man looked so scary.

But recently, Poseidon has been trying to develop a relationship with Cupid.

Cupid is an adult in age, but his mind is still a child before his body grows up.Venus took Cupid to the amusement park before, because he had no money and Cupid accidentally shot Bai Wuchang with a golden arrow and caused trouble, so he came back without having fun.Poseidon took Cupid to play again, and used his banknote power to let Cupid play to his heart's content. He also bought a lot of toys for Cupid. When he came back, Cupid was already yelling "Dad" happily.

Venus was too poor, and Cupid was always watching the other monster kids in the community play with all kinds of fun toys but had no money to buy them. The arrival of Poseidon made him proud.Cupid, who has the most toys, is already the king of kids in the community.

Venus looked through the window downstairs and Cupid was crazily showing off his new toys to the children in the community, boasting how good his father is, all these toys were bought for him.

Venus: "..."

It seems that there is no need to worry about the relationship between father and son.Money really does everything.

Poseidon hugged him from behind, and together with Venus looked at Cupid downstairs who was playing with the children: "I bought him so many toys, that kid finally stopped pestering you all day long."

Venus: "...So this is your purpose."

"Hmm." Poseidon kissed the side of Venus' neck, "Venus, do you want to try it in the living room today?"

Venus closed the window: "Be gentle."

"Can't Venus bear the weight?"

Venus sighed: "I'm pregnant again. Just the night you came here."

Poseidon's hit rate is really high.He just didn't eat seaweed that time, so he was hit.

Poseidon: "..."

Poseidon rubbed the space between his brows: "I'll sterilize myself tomorrow." He didn't want another cub to disturb their lives, and it was very hard for Venus to conceive once.

"What about this in the stomach? Let me tell you first, I won't destroy it." Venus, as the god of reproduction, doesn't like abortion.

Poseidon's eyes fell on Venus' abdomen: "This time I will guard it myself."

When Venus was pregnant with Cupid, Poseidon couldn't get away at the bottom of the sea, and all the companionship during pregnancy was done by another god.This time, he will not give up the opportunity to others.

Soon the residents in the apartment knew the news that Venus was pregnant.Fan Wujiu and Xie Bi'an sent gifts to congratulate them, Yan Luo thought for a long time, and reluctantly waived their one-month rent.

"The missing artifact should be a gift from this king to you." King Hades said.

Fan Wujiu commented on this: "If I were Venus, I would have an abortion."

The fifteenth day of the seventh month of the lunar calendar is eight days after the Qixi Festival.

In the living room on the first floor, Venus and Poseidon are sitting on the sofa watching TV.Venus is watching the hottest romantic drama nowadays, and Xie Bi'an shared his list of dramas with him.Venus is especially interested in various love stories.The TV screen on the first floor is relatively large, and he likes to watch it on the first floor.

Poseidon has no interest in boring soap operas, purely for the company of Venus.

Cupid was sitting on the sofa playing with the Rubik's Cube that Poseidon bought for him. He had already assembled one face, and he couldn't put together the rest, which made Cupid so anxious that the halo on his head was almost on fire.

"Father, help me fight." Cupid asked Venus for help.

Venus took the Rubik's Cube: "It's so simple? Wait, I'll fix it for you right away."

Cupid looked expectantly.

Venus lowered her head and turned the Rubik's Cube calmly.

1 minutes passed.

5 minutes passed.

10 minutes passed.

Venus's confident smile gradually disappeared.I thought he could fix a child's toy with just a few twists, but I didn't expect it to be so difficult.Not to mention the other sides, even Cupid's screwed side was completely disrupted, and he still couldn't recover.

Venus gave up and stuffed the Rubik's cube with messy color blocks back to Cupid, saying solemnly: "You have to do your own thing, so that the successful result will be meaningful."

Cupid lowered his head, seeing that his efforts had been in vain, and the difficulty had even escalated. When he curled his mouth, he was about to burst into tears.

Venus's eyelids twitched, and he quickly took the Rubik's Cube away and handed it to Poseidon who was beside him: "Hey, Poseidon, do me a favor, my son is going to cry."

Poseidon had already noticed the movement here, and was waiting for Venus to beg him.

"What did you call me?"

"Poseidon, isn't your name Poseidon?"

Poseidon looked at the TV: "Think about it carefully."

"Oh dear, please help me." Venus came as soon as she said it coquettishly, and even leaned forward to kiss him, without any burden.

Only then did Poseidon turn his head, took the Rubik's Cube, twisted it in his hand a few times, and it returned to six blocks of the same color: "Okay."

Venus was dumbfounded.

Did it spin for three seconds? ? ?

How can there be such a big gap between gods and gods.

"Why are you so fast?" Venus was shocked.

"Remember to restore the formula. It's in the Rubik's Cube manual. I read it when I bought it." Poseidon said, "You only need to restore the top cross, bottom edge, bottom angle, edge block, top edge face, and top angle. Face, top edge, top angle. The formula is RUR'U', R'F, R2U'R'U"..."

"Wait, let's end this topic." Venus felt a headache when he heard it.

He would never be able to learn something as difficult as the Rubik's Cube in his life.

"Playing Rubik's Cube?" Fan Wujiu walked down the stairs and saw the Rubik's Cube in their hands, "What's so interesting about the third level, Xiaobai and I have played to the seventeenth level."

Venus: "..."

Is it his IQ problem or their IQ problem.

"Are you going to go out to work?" Venus couldn't help asking, seeing that Fan Wujiu and Xie Bi'an had already put on the black and white impermanent overalls, whether it should be said to be fairy-like or ghostly.

It is not easy to be impermanent, and you have to work overtime at night.

"No, today is Hungry Ghost Festival, our Huaxia Ghost Festival. Now there are ghosts walking outside at night, we have to go out to patrol, lest mortals bump into ghosts and cause any accidents." Fan Wujiu explained.

It is said to be patrolling, but it is actually joining in the carnival. After all, Ghost Festival is a festival celebrated by ghosts.Although Black and White Impermanence is a god and not a ghost, it can also join in the fun.

Xie Bi'an urged: "Let's go, His Highness Hades has been out for a while."

"Oh." Venus had no interest in Ghost Festival.Most of the ghosts are ugly, and God of Beauty is not willing to see ugly things, he would rather lie on the sofa and continue watching TV.

After watching several episodes of TV, the door was suddenly opened.

It should be black and white impermanence or Hades is back, they have the key to the apartment.

The family of three on the sofa looked towards the door and saw an unexpected scene.

A pair of figures under the moonlight... Ah no, they don't have any shadows, but they are also in pairs. It is clear that they have different styles of painting, but they are inexplicably compatible.

But it's not black and white.

Yan Luo wears brocade clothes, a crane cloak, and a crown on his head. He has black hair like silk and sparse eyebrows.He holds a fan in one hand and a Langhao scroll in the other, just like Xie Tinglanyu from an old aristocratic family.

The other was dressed in a black robe and held a sickle in his hand. Most of his face was hidden under the cloak, only his pale and thin chin and a bright red blood-like lip were exposed.

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