Death knocked on the gate of hell

Cui Jue stared dumbfounded at His Royal Highness Hades leaving with the little black-robed demon.Sitting on an office chair, he quickly took out his cell phone, opened a group chat called "The proletariat of the whole hell should unite to defeat the capitalists", and started typing.

Except for the Greek Underworld, which is so autistic that it doesn't even have a social account, employees all over the world will probably open a group chat to complain about the boss.In this group, the four major judges, black and white impermanence, and Meng Po with the bull's head and horse face are all present, but the king of hell is not.Some things that are not suitable to be said in the underworld work group, they can speak freely here.

Cui Jue: Big news, big news!Today, a little demon came to my place to apply for a job. It happened that His Highness Hades came to inspect the hotel.He told the little demon that as long as the little demon said a word, His Highness Hades would give him 1000 yuan.Oh my god, is this still our Highness Hades who only loves money!This is not what is love?My hands are shaking as I type now.

Wei Zheng: It seems that it is true love that can make His Majesty the King of Hades spend a lot of money.

Zhong Kui: After Lao Hei Lao Bai, our Hades boss will also leave the order?

Lu Zhidao: I'm the only one who focuses on the fact that His Highness Hades pursued others with money?Only money can solve everything, and we social animals are not worthy of falling in love.

Meng Po: It's so sweet, it's time to drink it.What does that little monster look like?Isn't it beautiful to make His Highness Hades look at you differently?Male or female?

Cui Jue: Ah, I don’t know about that.That little demon was wrapped in a black robe, and he didn't say a word from the time he entered the door until he left. I didn't even know his gender, and I don't know why His Highness Hades fell in love with him.

Granny Meng:? ? ?Has His Highness Hades taken a fancy to that black robe?

Cui Jue: Right!I remembered!What His Highness Hades said was not giving him 1000 yuan, but exempting him from renting 1000 yuan. They should have known each other a long time ago.Old black old white, are you there?That little demon should be a resident of your Yanluo community, you two also live in that community, do you know who it is?Do you have any gossip to tell us. @范无抱@谢志安

Xie Bi'an: There is no little demon in black robe.

Fan Wujiu: There is one god of death in the West.

all members:? ? ?

Good guy, it's still a cross-border relationship.

Meng Po: The combination of east and west is wonderful, and this is the beginning of fan-humanities.

Lu Zhidao: Ms. Meng is a talented woman. After you write it, you must post it in the group for us to see.

Yan Luo didn't expect his group of subordinates to be so good at brainstorming, so they arranged him and Death with Humanities.

He hasn't even seen what the god of death looks like so far, and he hasn't exchanged a few words. It's not unreasonable for him to feel his heart throbbing from just a few words.

It's just that he misunderstood Thanatos and regarded Death's social fear as arrogance, and played Yin music for several days to torment each other's ears. I'm afraid he would leave a bad impression on Death's strange music taste and disregard for roommates.The god of death didn't come to him to protest, not because he didn't want to, but because he didn't dare.

In the great country of etiquette, he was indeed the one who was rude this time, and he deserves to make amends.It's hard to name it directly without rent, so I found such an excuse, which not only reverses the impression, but also helps Shinigami improve social fear.

You can't stay under the same roof without talking all the time, wasting such a good opportunity to communicate.Yan Luo still didn't give up.

Thanatos didn't understand the twists and turns in Yan Luo's heart, but Yan Luo offered a good working condition, and anyone would think that this was a good thing that fell from the sky.

Although the content of this job is not easy for Thanatos, he knows that this is his own problem, not Yama's.

Dongfang Shen is still very friendly, knowing his embarrassment, so he throws out such an olive branch.

He wanted to say thank you, but he couldn't open his mouth.

The job was indeed difficult for him.

The sun was fierce at noon in September, and the temperature was as high as 35°C. Passers-by on the road held parasols and complained about the hot weather.He held up his coat above his head to block the sun, and he was the only one who wrapped his whole body in a black robe like Thanatos.

Yan Luo is dressed in an ordinary T-shirt and jeans, with a slender figure and an outstanding appearance. The combination with Thanatos is very eye-catching.

The former is like a god, and the latter is like a nerve.

Reaper and Hades are both creatures of the underworld, and this kind of weather is harmless to them.The function of the black robe is not to block the sun, but to block the prying eyes of the outside world.Although this strange attire would attract a lot of stares, at least it was a psychological comfort that they couldn't see him under the robe.

Thanatos walked down the road, preparing to walk across the sidewalk to the apartment.

"You want to go back?" Yan Luo saw his plan.

Thanatos nodded.

Yan Luo asked: "Do you know the way?"

Thanatos nodded anyway.

Thanatos is very unfamiliar with the road conditions in Huaxia, but he has a strong memory. Today, he walked to Yanluo Hotel only by map navigation.He walked this route once, and he wrote it down.

It is impossible to ask for directions. It is better to kill him than to hail a taxi or take a crowded bus or subway.

In fact, Thanatos has a pair of wings, which can fly very fast, but there are too many people here, and he is not suitable to spread his wings.

"It's several kilometers away from the Yanluo community, and it will take you a long time to walk back." Yan Luo looked at the busy streets, "I want to go back too, take my car."

Thanatos thought about it, but did not refuse.

After all, if you want to go back, you will receive more attention along the way, so it is better to just contact Yan Luo.

"You wait here, I'll go and drive the car over." Yan Luo said.

Thanatos nodded and watched Yan Luo leave.

His attire is so peculiar that people coming and going always glance at him and then look away.

Thanatos waited quietly at the intersection, not moving a step.

Across the road came several cosplayers dressed as anime characters, one of whom was also dressed in a black robe, exactly the same as him, and was holding a plastic sickle in his hand.

When he saw Thanatos, he said enthusiastically, "Hey brother, are you also going to the comic exhibition? Your cosplay is the god of death? Then you don't have all the props, and you still need a sickle. Look at mine, wave it around Going to be majestic, you should also be prepared."

Thanatos: "..."

A wave of his sickle can really kill people.

He didn't speak, and the passing cosplayers walked away just to make fun of themselves, unaware that they passed by the real god of death.

"Di-"

An approaching Hongqi honked its horn, and Yan Luo lowered the window, signaling Thanatos to get in the car.

Yan Wang's design can't fail, and even the cars he drives are made in China.

Instead of getting into the passenger seat, Thanatos opened the rear door and got into the back seat.

Very distant.

Yan Luo drove for a while, looked at the black-robed Grim Reaper in the rearview mirror, and suddenly asked, "Have you eaten yet?"

The black-robed God of Death shook his head.

Even though he knew that one sentence would save 1000 yuan in rent, Thanatos subconsciously did not speak when he could answer with a nod and shake his head.

Thanatos didn't just miss this meal, he didn't eat for a month.God who can barely pay the rent, where can I get extra money to eat, anyway, I won’t starve to death.

In Greece before, he did not pay much attention to appetite.As I said a long time ago, the gods of the underworld do not have that kind of worldly desire.

Yan Luo sighed silently.Poor, so pitiful.

What makes a social fear apply for a waiter?is poverty.

After Yan Luo noticed the poverty of Reaper, he thought that Reaper had neither gone out nor ordered takeaway in the past month, and hadn't eaten anything. Does that mean he doesn't want to eat?That is too poor to eat.

Yan Luo couldn't see it.Under his nose, there is a god who can't afford to eat, let alone his roommate.

Lord Yan was sympathetic, turned the steering wheel, and drove into a food street: "Take you to dinner, I treat you."

Thanatos shook his head, wanting to decline.He was embarrassed to make Yan Luo spend any more money, and just wanted to go home quickly.

"Don't want to eat this one? That's fine, change to another one." Yan Luo turned around and chose a more expensive one.

Thanatos: "..."

Forget it, he gave up.

Yan Luo didn't choose Yanluo restaurant, he chose a restaurant run by humans, which has a special flavor.

"The food here is pretty good. I've eaten it a few times." Yan Luo asked for a private room and handed the menu to Thanatos, "You order, I'll pay for it."

The waiter stood by the table and recorded the menu, looking curiously at the mysterious man who was completely covered by the black robe, but most of the time he was secretly looking at Yan Luo.After all, a handsome guy looks good when he shows his face. Although he is wearing modern clothes, his temperament is like the breeze and moon in ancient times, and he is unparalleled.

Thanatos glanced from top to bottom, and silently handed back the menu to Yan Luo.

Yan Luo asked: "I don't have a favorite dish? How about another one?"

Thanatos didn't want to bother anymore, picked up a ballpoint pen, and wrote two words on the menu: You order.

Not only is he socially phobic, he also chooses to be difficult.Moreover, he had to communicate with the waiter to order, but he refused.

Yan Luo looked at the two beautiful Chinese characters: "All right."

He skillfully reported the names of a series of dishes, and the waiter quickly wrote them down and left the box.

"The handwriting is good." Yan Luo praised, "I have seen the Chinese characters of Venus and Poseidon, and I count your writing as the best."

Yan Luo has a good impression of the Western God who loves to learn Eastern culture.

Thanatos didn't respond, or even if he did, he wouldn't be able to see it under the black robe.

The atmosphere gradually became awkward.

With the ultimate social fear of Thanatos, no matter what the topic is, it is easy to be cold.

Yan Luo has been ignored for a month, and he is used to it.He chatted casually: "How did you learn Chinese characters?"

long silence.

Just after Yan Luo thought that the god of death would not speak, Thanatos spoke.

The boy's voice was very low, but he was indeed making a sound: "Teach yourself."

Great, great progress.

Yan Luo asked persistently, "How long have you been studying?"

Chinese is arguably one of the most difficult languages ​​in the world to learn.It took Venus hundreds of years to learn it reluctantly, Cupid had been fascinated by it since he was a child, and Poseidon was also stumped by ancient poems and classical Chinese in the process of learning.

Thanatos said softly, "Three days."

Yama:"……"

Yan Luo was silent for a moment, then switched to Greek and asked, "Is it because you don't speak Chinese very well? It doesn't matter, we can communicate in Greek temporarily. I can also speak Latin and English."

He thinks that it is impossible to achieve proficiency in Chinese in three days, and perhaps this is the reason for Thanatos' silence - insufficient vocabulary.

Thanatos did not speak again.Yan Luo continued to speak in Greek: "I can also teach you Chinese."

Thanatos finally said, "I will."

He just simply doesn't want to communicate, and it has nothing to do with the language.

These two short words are really not convincing.

Dishes came up one after another, filling the table.Yan Luo took apart the bowls and chopsticks, filled a bowl of glutinous rice balls, and ate them with a spoon.Thanatos watched him eat for a while, and slowly scooped up the glutinous rice balls with a spoon.

The soft and glutinous taste melts in the mouth and turns into sweetness.

It's delicious, but I don't know what it's called.

Thanatos still didn't ask, and ate quietly, not even making a sound while eating.

He didn't even take off his robes when he ate, and that didn't stop him from eating.The magic of that robe is that his face looks like a black hole to outsiders, but in fact his face is not covered.

Yan Luo noticed that Thanatos' hand holding a spoon protruded from his robe, which was very white and thin, a circle smaller than his hand, and belonged to a boy.

With such a pair of beautiful hands, I don't know what they look like.

"Don't you take off your hat?" Yan Luo said, "It's so inconvenient."

Thanatos shook his head.

Then he thought that now he could earn 1000 yuan with one sentence, and added abruptly: "Convenience."

Yan Luo was no longer attached.He didn't care about his appearance, and the beauty of Venus didn't move Lord Hades, but the more he concealed it, the more curious he became.If Thanatos is unwilling, he can take back this curiosity.

Thanatos scooped up the glutinous rice balls one after another, and the bowl of glutinous rice balls soon bottomed out.

The picture of the glutinous rice balls disappearing into the black hole one by one is quite horrifying. Yan Luo looked at it, and what he thought of was the bright red lips of the young man when he first saw it.

"This is called glutinous rice balls. We will eat this during the Lantern Festival on the 15th day of the first lunar month, which means reunion." Yan Luo never forgets cultural output.

It turns out that this white dumpling is called glutinous rice balls.Thanatos remembered silently.

Yan Luo asked with a smile: "The glutinous rice balls are all eaten, don't you want to eat something else?"

Thanatos looked at the chopsticks on the table, thinking about how to pick it up in the correct posture.

He didn't move his chopsticks because Yan Luo didn't move either.

Yan Luo doesn't use chopsticks, Thanatos doesn't know how to use chopsticks.

He didn't want to take the initiative to ask, for fear of showing cowardice.

Yan Luo did it on purpose.It was him who asked Death God to answer, and no matter what, he had to let the other party ask a question on his own initiative.Communication is only when there is back and forth, otherwise it would be boring just asking and answering.

Thanatos looked at Yan Luo for a long while, but Yan Luo didn't move his chopsticks, and his eyes that seemed to be waiting for something made him panic.

Thanatos bowed his head, took out his mobile phone, pretended to play with his mobile phone, and entered the method of using chopsticks on the search engine.

Then put down the phone, pick up the chopsticks, and pick up the food with the standard chopsticks holding posture.

Yan Luo raised his eyebrows lightly.

Self-reliant child.

Just ask and you will die.

Yan Luo shook his head, and began to eat with chopsticks.

Halfway through eating, Yan Luo discovered another problem.

Thanatos only ate the two vegetarian dishes that he could get in front of him, no matter how delicious the other dishes looked or smelled, he would not touch them.The turntable was right in front of his eyes, but if Yan Luo didn't move, he wouldn't turn it.

Yan Luo noticed that Thanatos was very interested in the dish in front of him, and secretly looked at it several times.But then he has to get up and clamp, or turn the dial over.Thanatos hesitated for a long time, but in the end he didn't move at all, he lowered his head and ate the two closest vegetarian dishes slowly and quietly.

Yan Luo made a "tsk" sound, and couldn't stand it anymore.He invited the little pity to eat, but he didn't bring him over to fast.

Yan Luo turned the turntable around, and turned the dish that Thanatos wanted to eat most in front of him, and then took the chopsticks to pick up the turned vegetable dish, pretending that he wanted to eat it.

Thanatos still didn't see any reaction, but he didn't hesitate to put down his chopsticks. After that, the frequency of picking up vegetables was much higher. Obviously, this is what he really likes to eat.

Although the expression was covered by the black robe, it was an unstoppable joy.

Yan Luo bent his lower lip.

Poor and cute.