Just like this coriander-flavored pheromone

Bei Lin has no summer.

The moonlight suddenly appeared outside the window, the snow was white, and a corner of the thick heavy gray curtain was lifted, revealing the shady scene that was long overdue tonight.

In the middle of the night, Pei Shui Ge You was lying on the sofa, and there was a Zhenxiang Dangai drama playing on the TV. He was chatting about charcoal-grilled squid tails, pouring Coke and soaking goji berries, touching his chubby belly, and decided to finish the job with satisfaction. Lose weight after supper!

The plastic takeaway box in front of you is filled with a large plate of dry pot spicy jiwei prawns. The scorched red and tender jiwei prawns are covered with a thin layer of white sesame seeds, sautéed with shallots, garlic, and millet pepper, and poured evenly on the jiwei prawns , the oily fragrance is overflowing, which makes people move their index fingers.

Before starting, Pei Shui sat up with his chubby body and rummaged anxiously in the takeout bag. The takeaway slip fell, and it was written three times in large characters: "Put more coriander! Put more coriander! Put more coriander!!!"

So the store put a bunch of them in the bag as if they didn't want money.

Pei Shui picked up the bundle of parsley, rolled it with his hands, cut it into three pieces, and sprinkled it on the plate, so the pot of dried shrimp in front of him became a pot of parsley.

"Damn it! This smell is really good!" Pei Shui put his hand close to the tip of his nose like a drug-addicted teenager, and took a big breath.

"It's so fucking delicious!" Pei Shui took a few more mouthfuls in a daze, and even wrapped his hands and feet around a large coriander.

In the dead of night, only Pei Shui's desire for coriander was left.

"Ugh! Cough cough cough..."

He heard a man's hoarse voice, his movements froze, his heart was startled, his head was buzzing and trembling, why was there a man in his room?He is an old virgin who has guarded himself like a jade for 800 years!

"Get out! You are limited to 10 seconds to get out of my sight!"

Pei Shui struggled to lift his heavy eyelids, glanced up and down, his lips moved slightly, and murmured dreamily: "Fuck?"

The man knelt on the white bed sheet in an imaginative posture, staring at Pei Shui coldly, and what was even more imaginative was that all he had left was a pair of army green boxer shorts.

Pei Shui immediately looked at himself, and it seemed that he was no better than the other party, not even a thong...

Isn't he eating supper?How did you eat... the hotel (?) is here, and there is such an emmmmm in front of you. To be honest, this man seems to be quite handsome and has a good figure. The thing is 188 by visual inspection. I don’t know how much it costs to sleep such a top quality one night.

Anyway, it's a dream, don't go whoring for nothing!

The condescending man in front of him was so choked that his eyes turned red, he suddenly got up and kicked Pei Shui, who was kneeling on the bed sheet and was obscenely obscene, to the floor, and the floor and the wardrobe collectively made a muffled sound of resistance.

Pei Shui clutched his aching belly.

What's the situation!Is this some new type of play?

From the corner of his eyes, he gradually glanced at his bare thighs.

Oh My God!I actually managed to lose weight!

These thin legs!This little waist!This little hand with sharp bones!This little face with delicate skin and tender flesh!

Pei Shui touched himself from bottom to top, this dream has paid off!I really want to live in a dream and never wake up!

"Ding dong! Congratulations on entering the novel world of "Extreme Love". Your identity is the cannon fodder Omega, and in front of you is the hero Alpha Lin Xilu. You are at the stage where you seduce the hero into bed but are kicked out of bed mercilessly by the hero."

What?

Speaking of this "Extreme Love", it was serialized in Lugougou's ABO Danmei novel. The author is a new author who has not signed a contract. The serialization is about 20 words. More than a dozen chapters have been locked by pornography and non-examination, and the author has been killed dozens of times. , Life and death were not picked up by an editor, only Pei Shui, a gay man, was chasing him throughout the whole process.

Leave comments for each chapter and encourage them. The author is very soft and cute, and the comments must be answered. As long as Pei Shui puts forward ideas for the direction of the plot, the author will arrange them one by one.

It's a pity that the author fell behind.

Pei Shui was sad for several days as if he was broken in love, and he failed to save the author even after spending several deep waters.

And the meaning of Pei Shui's cannon fodder is to contribute to the hero's ultimate sweet pet. When reading the article, Pei Shui hated this male supporting role very much, and wished that the male protagonist A would cut him into pieces.

So he commented on his thoughts.

So the soft and cute author wrote...

So there was this scene in front of me...

He is wearing a book!

"roll!"

The man repeated the word in a hoarse voice.

Pei Shui trembled all over, curling up her naked body cowardly.

Just now he thought he was dreaming and couldn't do anything to him, but now he can be sure that the male protagonist in front of him who only has white moonlight in his eyes and nose will never soften his heart towards him.

Just one kick is considered the Alpha in front of him who has maintained the greatest self-cultivation.

36 counting is the best!

Pei Shui knew very well that the villain dies because of talking too much, so he didn't say anything, he got up and ran towards the door, just took a step, then turned around, hurriedly grabbed the clothes and pants from the hanger, and disappeared in a flash with his bare buttocks.

Following the route in memory, he called out while running, "Who is that, come out and tell me clearly!"

"Ding dong! I don't want to be called that one! You can call me Xiaoqianqian~"

Pei Shui: "..."

"Children, do you have a lot of question marks?"

Pei Shui: "..."

Is the legendary book-traveling system so sandy?

Xiaoqianqian: "Hey~ I'm not a sand sculpture, Xiaoqianqian is the group favorite of the people of the whole country!"

In front is the private dormitory of the training camp. When Pei Shui stepped into the gate of the dormitory, he stepped on his trouser leg and almost fell down. Holding the door to stand still, he raised many question marks in his heart one by one: "Let me ask you first, why did I do that?" Wearing books?"

Xiaoqianqian said in a charming voice, "Because you are already dead in the real world."

"How did I die?"

I'm obviously eating supper very well!It's a pity that I haven't started the Jiwei shrimp, and the bundle of coriander that I finally asked for!

"Dear, at present, I can only detect that you died suddenly, and the cause of death is unknown."

"Then what tasks do I have?" As an old reader of Lu Gogou, he is familiar with the routines of the system.

Xiaoqianqian grinned: "At present, because the author abandoned the pit, the male supporting role has never been able to go offline, and has fallen into an endless loop of being brutally abused by the male lead. In view of your love for this novel, I need you to help the male supporting role go offline, so as to achieve the male lead and What a happy ending for Bai Yueguang!"

Pei Shui nodded clearly, "Understood, I will never have any ambiguity with the hero in the future, and concentrate on being a divine assist."

"Yes, our goal is to stay away from love, concentrate on making money, and become an independent and self-reliant little Omega. As long as your wealth value rises, we will arrange corresponding rewards for you!"

Pei Shui raised his eyebrows, "For example, what kind of reward?"

Xiaoqianqian chattered: "In the world of ABO, pheromones determine a person's identity, and our reward is to make you soft and sweet~"

The original owner's pheromone is particularly tasteless. In order to set off Bai Yueguang's strawberry ice cream flavor, he was set by the author as a peppery flavor, which is particularly pungent and choking.

What's even more tasteless is that the male protagonist Lin Xilu has a problem with his nose, and he can only smell Bai Yueguang and his pheromones in his life. Comparing the two, the dog knows which one to choose.

"Shui Shui? Where are you going so late?"

Seeing him standing at the door talking to himself, roommate Nanzhou got out of bed wearing long johns and turned on the light, leaning on the wall in bewilderment to ask.

Pei Shui was troubled by big question marks along the way, and the clothes he put on were unbuttoned, revealing his tender and delicate chest.

He saw Nanzhou look him up and down with a bigger question mark and his eyes widened, "Shui Shui, it's minus 10 degrees outside now, are you sleepwalking?"

If only it was sleepwalking!

"Shui Shui, whose training pants are you wearing? Why are they so big?"

Before Nanzhou finished speaking, Pei Shui tripped over the trouser leg again, and looked down, the trouser leg had grown by a full 10 centimeters!

These are not his pants!

This is……

It’s over.

He glanced out the window, because the original owner had to wash off another set of training uniforms at night because of his artificial cleanliness, and now it was frozen outside into a biochemical weapon.

There is training at 6 o'clock tomorrow morning.

Pei Shui hugged Nanzhou, "Pumpkin porridge, can you lend me your pants tomorrow?"

Nanzhou nodded inexplicably, "Yes, yes, but you can't fit my pants, right?"

Pei Shui gave it a try without giving up.

Stuck in the balls.

give up.

Nan Zhou said worriedly, "Why don't you ask the dormitory next door to borrow it?"

Pei Shui's heart sank, forget it, the original description of the original owner is extremely unpopular in Omega, let alone borrowing things, seeing that he didn't spit, the author still has a bit of conscience, don't bother yourself.

So he spent the whole night thinking about getting stuck and stumbling.

Finally, at 6 o'clock the next morning, I chose the training pants that rolled down the trouser legs four or five times and tightened the belt twice to go to the training ground.

Beilin is severely cold in four seasons.

There are 360 ​​and five days in a year, of which [-] days are covered with heavy snow.

Calculating the progress of the novel, Pei Shui has served in the military for more than a month.There are 30 Omega students of this age, and they are divided into three classes. In the monthly exam a few days ago, Pei Shui was assigned to the third class as the one with the worst physical fitness.

The instructor of the third class is Lin Xilu.

Early the next morning, it was rare for Pei Shui to be late, but the baggy training pants were still very annoying.

"Take off."

Lin Xilu walked up to him and said in a commanding tone.

"Report to the instructor, may I ask which one to take off and to what extent?" Pei Shui stood upright with a serious face.

The classmates in the class all laughed.

"Pei Shui teased Instructor Lin again, what a shame hahaha!"

"When is he going to face off?"

"I don't know which wild man's pants he stole last night."

"This kind of behavior should be punished!"

"Disgusting, hetui!"

Instructor Lin glanced over and silenced the audience.

With a height of 1.9 meters, Pei Shui couldn't breathe. Lin Xilu took another step forward oppressively, only to hear a low buzzing voice in his head, "Take off your pants, and carry the weight for five kilometers."

If the previous sentence was written last night, Pei Shui must have been very excited, but not today, the Alpha in front of him is too scary, if he listens to Xiaoqianqian carefully, does not touch the love line, and works hard, he may still be able to survive in this world. survive.

But if he doesn't know good from bad, he will die of crime like all the cannon fodder in Shuangwen.

He immediately became cowardly.

He obediently bent over and took off his pants, leaving only a pair of army green fitness (autumn) pants and two thin bamboo legs shivering in the cold wind.

So angry!

With the aura of a hero, can he bully others like this!

It should be fine if you resist a little, right?

A thought flashed through his head, seeing that Xiao Qianqian didn't jump out to stop him, he decided to pick up his training pants and fling them weakly at Lin Xilu's feet like he was venting his anger.

"Back to you!"

The voice was so low that the 10 Omegas in the class collectively looked at Pei Shui with big question marks on their faces.

The author has something to say: New article!I’ve seen this, don’t think about saving me (///▽///)