Stop chasing me!Lu Yingdi

"sorry!"

It has been a week since the last recording of the program, the director and producer suddenly found Xia Shui and made a Dogeza-style apology.

"We did it in secret! Very stupid, very shameless! Forgive us! We must make up for our mistakes!"

The director and producer bowed their heads again to apologize, and they were impassioned. They felt that they would imitate the Japanese samurai and commit seppuku in the next second.

Xia Shui blinked, feeling at a loss while trembling slightly.

... What are you doing, acting in a sitcom?

The two began to confess to themselves emotionally: "We are short-sighted and lost ourselves and our dreams in a materialistic world..."

Xia Shui couldn't bear it any longer: "Stop it, stop it for me."

"What's the matter with you two, have you been kidnapped? Who told you to come?" Why did the well-behaved pit show crew suddenly change their minds and start admitting their mistakes?And the method is so exaggerated and dramatic.

The director and the producer, two middle-aged fat men who are seven feet tall, looked at each other and almost wept silently.

That day, after Lu Junyao finished talking about the conditions, he walked away and came back again, with the meaning of "I just pretended to force you to see if I really want to leave".On the square conference table, on one side was the program team, and on the other side were Lu Junyao and his lawyer.The lawyer raised his eyebrows and blew his beard, and said like an AI robot: "We, Mr. Lu, asked to add in the contract that all decisions in the show must be approved by him."

This is exactly like Lu Junyao's show, the director has never been wronged like this before, trying to get away with it: "Of course we will respect Teacher Lu's opinion, but it doesn't have to be written in the contract..."

The robot lawyer repeated without emotion: "We, Mr. Lu, require all decisions to be made with his consent."

Producer: "Ah this..."

Lawyer: "We, Mr. Lu, ask you to listen to him in everything."

Director & Producer: "..."

This true thought should be concealed a little at any rate!Give some dignity, okay!

Lu Junyao remained calm and coughed lightly.

The lawyer showed a horrified smile: "Just kidding."

Director & Producer: "..."

brother!It's really scary!

Lawyer: "Then let's define the scope of this decision..."

I have to say that Lu Junyao's lawyer is really a ghost, and Lu Junyao next to him has a cold face and a cold knife, which even puts a buff on this layer of ghosts.So the two of them were mentally tortured by Lu Junyao and his lawyer for a whole night. They didn't even understand what they agreed to in the end. They were finally delirious and coaxed into signing the contract, and got the investment without dignity.By the time you wake up and want to repent, it will be too late.

Fortunately, the money was real, and those who heard it wept.

Then Lu Junyao also watched the first recorded raw film, the one that hadn't been edited yet, the original film with various scenes added up to eight hours, and watched a full two hours.

He watched Xia Shui's stage back and forth for an hour.

This stage is only 5 minutes long.

The director was forced to watch the whole process, feeling terrible and perverted, and even thought that Lu Junyao might be a paranoid, but he didn't dare to speak out, and became a ruthless scheduler.

After Lu Junyao finished watching, he asked the director and the producer to apologize to Xia Shui, make Xia Shui happy, and not reveal that it was his request.

The two of them couldn't refuse, the contract of losing power was signed, and Party A was the biggest, and Xia Shui's anger was really not good for the subsequent recording of the program.

The director and producer took a breath at the same time, and then confirmed——

Is Lu Junyao a pervert, or a pervert who has unreasonable thoughts about Xia Shui.

As a result, when they looked at Xia Shui today, there was a kind of love and kindness in their eyes from the bottom of their hearts.

The producer Hanhan wiped his tears and shook his head: "We were not threatened by others, but we regretted it from the bottom of our hearts. I don't think people can do shows without conscience. Great producer, I woke up in the middle of the night yesterday..."

The director said excitedly: "It's like being awakened by fate! It says you can't just live your life like this!"

"...Huh?" Xia Shui looked like a subway grandfather looking at his phone.

Why did he start singing while talking? Is this a variety show being recorded? The effect of the show is embarrassing enough.

Xia Shui spread his hands: "Although you say so, the unfairness to me in the first period has already happened, so what should I do, it's not that I can't afford to lose, it's that I won't lose at all, it's either you cut me , or it will be broadcast and scolded by the audience, what do you want to do?"

The producer waved his hands: "No, no, we will definitely not cut you badly."

The director went on to explain: "We made up the recording."

Xia Shui opened his eyes wide: "Huh?"

The producer said: "We invited several professional teachers to be the judges, so we recorded the evaluation part. We will cut out the voting results later, and the competition system and rules have also been changed. No one will be eliminated in the first round. When it’s broadcast, it will be edited and edited for Yuan Shang.”

"Yeah." The director added, clapping his hands together, "We have a professional editing team, who can definitely cut the effect seamlessly. Moreover, the people on the scene have signed a non-disclosure agreement, and they will not tell the truth about it. .”

The producer continued: "And Mr. Xia, you don't want fans to spend money, so it's like this. We also considered this later. It is indeed a bad behavior to guide fans to spend money to make rankings. The official media above I also named and criticized it, and it would be bad to be caught at that time. So we don’t need to spend money to vote, and we will definitely not be a channel where we can buy tickets.”

He paused for a moment, changed the subject, and explained earnestly, "But the VIP users of the broadcasting platform can get ten more votes per person. This is a benefit required by the platform for VIP users. There is no way to cancel this. However, it can be unlocked after recharging the VIP All the tidbits, you can also participate in the surrounding lottery, and you can also watch many other paid movies on the platform, which is relatively cost-effective, and it is not a scam."

Xia Shui listened to a lot of what they said, and felt like he was dreaming. In the adult world, people's faces really change at will.

Xia Shui: "So..."

"So we hope Teacher Xia will forgive us this time, and then continue to record our show happily!" The director and producer sat down again, "We will definitely do well in the future!"

Xia Shui was silent for a long time, sighed, and said bluntly: "Let me ask again, Liu Lang, is he the one you want to praise?"

The director also sighed, with a helpless expression on his face: "This kid is from the family of the upper management of our company, so it puts a lot of pressure on us, so we wanted to go the wrong way in the first recording, but it disappointed Teacher Xia. We really terribly sorry."

Xia Shui frowned: "So people, you still want to praise it?"

The producer and the director looked at each other, and the producer said sincerely: "We will find another way, and we will never violate the fairness of the competition again. It's important, after all, we know that Liu Lang's strength won't hold up even if the strong support is wiped out."

Xia Shui felt that their attitudes were quite sincere, and the difficulties could indeed be seen: "That's all right, you have worked hard too."

The producer sighed: "Actually, although Liu Lang is a little tea, his love for Teacher Xia should be sincere."

Xia Shui was puzzled: "...Huh?"

The producer hastened to perfunctory: "I just said it casually, I just hope that Teacher Xia will not dislike him too much in front of the camera, just give him a little face, otherwise the atmosphere will be bad, and our show will not be easy to do."

Xia Shui smiled: "Although I don't have a good impression of him, it's not enough to put on a face to a newcomer during working hours. Don't underestimate me."

The director started Rainbow Fart: "I knew that Teacher Xia was the most reasonable and dedicated..."

"It's almost enough." Xia Shui couldn't stand this kind of flattery anymore, "Since you guys apologized sincerely, we can just cooperate happily in the future, don't need to talk about such nonsense."

Producer: "Okay, then we will confirm your itinerary, teacher, book a hotel for you in advance, prepare the dance studio, equipment and so on."

Xia Shui nodded, and said casually: "You hired professional judges later, are they all seniors? I really want to meet."

"Uh..." The director felt a little guilty when he thought of Lu Junyao, "Not exactly, but they must all be qualified. We haven't made an official announcement yet, so we want to bury a surprise. Teacher Xia will be able to see you when the recording time comes."

Xia Shui smiled: "That's fine, then I will have to ask those teachers more."

The director looked at Xia Shui, then thought about Lu Junyao, because the latter had already left an indelible image of affection and perversion in his heart, he always felt that Xia Shui was a lamb sent to the wolf's mouth, and would be imprisoned in the palm of his hand and then He eats everything, and he is the one who works for the tiger.

Seeing that the director's eyes suddenly became sad and meaningful, Xia Shui was a little puzzled: "What's wrong?"

The director sighed, and subconsciously blurted out: "Remember to have a good meal before you come."

Xia Shui was frightened: "Huh?"

The director realized that he had slipped his tongue, and quickly explained: "I mean the boxed lunches on the show are expensive and not tasty. You can eat something delicious before you come."

Xia Shui was dubious: "Oh..."

After the director and producer left, Ji Ting asked Xia Shui, "How do you feel?"

Xia Shui said slowly: "Suddenly it feels okay. Although I don't know why their attitude changed so quickly, but the apology is quite sincere. We don't want to break the contract, so let's continue recording."

Ji Ting touched his chin and frowned: "It's strange, they can still run this show, and they still have the money to hire judges again, how strange?"

"Huh?" Xia Shui: "Why do you say that?"

Ji Ting said frankly: "Oh, because you didn't want to record it before I saw you. It happened that a friend of mine knew the investor of this show, so I talked about the recording situation of the show, and then they estimated the future of the show by themselves, so they withdrew the investment. .This program is only one investor, and the investment is not too much. After the withdrawal, it is basically impossible to continue. It is their own problem, not our breach of contract."

Xia Shui was surprised: "What? You actually went to sow discord?"

Ji Ting explained: "This isn't called sowing dissension, it's just a friendly chat for a while, besides, they sent people to the scene themselves, I just helped them deepen the tattered impression of the show crew, even if I don't go What to say, they may withdraw the investment. But judging from the current situation of the program team, they may have recruited new sponsors."

Xia Shui was silent for a moment, and sighed: "It's not easy to run a show. All aspects must be coordinated. It's not only mental work, but also physical work, especially for pure stage singing and variety shows, because you can't earn much in the mainland. Money, so basically no one will do it. Just like my fans, many people are willing to listen to me sing and watch me dance because they like me, but those idols who have no fans from scratch, who will How about listening to them sing carefully? At least I still hope that this kind of stage show can exist, at least there is a chance to show it.”

After he finished speaking, he turned around, "But the first episode of this show was really not good. If he hadn't come to apologize and said that he would improve it later, I would rather act in an exaggerated idol drama than dance with them. Never mind them What will be arranged for me later."

Ji Ting looked at him and smiled: "Have you calmed down? That day you cried so badly, it made my heart tremble."

Xia Shui laughed at himself: "I could cry badly even if I accidentally bit my tongue while eating. I used to cry even when I fell while dancing. I thought you were almost used to it."

Ji Ting hates iron but not steel: "How can a boy cry at every turn, cry at the slightest pain, it's useless."

Xia Shui didn't take it seriously: "Who stipulates that men must endure pain, I just can't tolerate pain, because I was spoiled since I was a child, and I hold back my anger."

**

The day before the recording of the second variety show, Xia Shui first went to shoot a commercial for the variety show, and the program team got in touch with him, saying that the investor had appointed him to shoot.Xia Shui is used to it. Basically, whichever variety show he is on, he has to shoot an interstitial advertisement for that variety show. Generally, investors will want him to shoot. Although he usually likes to laugh at himself, he is not really stupid. It's quite popular, and the commercial value is not bad. The previous investor of "Indulgence Battle" originally planned to ask him to shoot an advertisement, but because the schedule couldn't be opened, someone else did it.

When preparing, the advertising director handed Xia Shui a mobile phone. Xia Shui saw that the brand of this mobile phone was quite well-known, and couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "The program team is quite good, and we can get this brand of mobile phone as a sponsor."

The advertising director shook his head in embarrassment, said "no", and then pointed to an app on the desktop.

...It turns out that the sponsor is this app.

Xia Shui was doing styling in the dressing room, and memorized the commercial lines by the way. During the filming, he first communicated with the director for a long time. After learning the concept of this commercial, he began to officially shoot. The shooting time was quite long.

In the middle of Xia Shui's filming, Lu Junyao came, stood outside the single-sided glass and looked at the shooting scene. After watching for a while, he glanced at the person next to him with disgust.

"Why did you follow me?"

Duan Shu also slightly raised his eyebrows: "I'm the boss anyway, can't you let me take a look at what our commercials look like? Your little boyfriend can only see it by yourself? It's quite stingy."

Xia Shui was full of youthful vigor in front of the camera, and read the commercial lines very dedicatedly, with an expressive expression and a full voice: "Are you still worried about not being able to find a parking space when you go out? Download the Yitong parking space app and control the whole country with one click. For the specific situation of the parking space, you can also make an appointment in advance..."

Lu Junyao complained abruptly: "Yitong Parking Space, the name is quite earthy, thanks to Xia Shui who came to shoot your commercial, the temperament has been refreshed for you."

Duan Shu was also dissatisfied: "Hehe, the extreme soil is tide, what do you know?"

Lu Junyao said indifferently: "This is the product you made with more than 8000 million yuan? Don't you use this as an excuse to launder money?"

Duan Shu also said "tsk": "How can you look down on your friends so much? If this is done well, when we finish all the cooperation, all the parking spaces in the whole country will be mine. Such a vast area, so many tourist attractions, so much. With so many cars in so many families, do you know how much money you can earn in the future?"

Lu Junyao chuckled: "You also treat your company's subordinates like this?"

"I'm not joking." Duan Shu also patted him, "You are also a shareholder of the company after all, you can't expect me to be nice, and you don't want to lie down and make money?"

Lu Junyao didn't change his expression: "I don't care, I'll just spend money to make you dream."

Duan Shu also made a gesture to kick him, but Lu Junyao was too lazy to hide and did not move.

Duan Shu also waved his hand: "Get lost."

Lu Junyao didn't look at him at all, calmly said: "It's you who should get out, you don't have peach blossoms here, just leave when you've seen enough."

"Oh, I won't leave, I'm going to spoil your good deeds." Duan Shu also used his instinct of hurting friends to deliberately anger him, turned his head and stared at Xia Shui for a few times, pretending to be emotional, "It's so energetic, Youthful and cute, I understand why you like him, it makes me feel good, I also want to put such a little idol in my home."

Lu Junyao turned his head and stared at him unkindly, his eyes murderous.

"I've been stared at by you a lot, don't think that I'm afraid of you." Duan Shu also sneered, raised his eyebrows to pretend to be provocative, "How about it, it seems that no one has chased you, right? Let's go by our own abilities?"

Lu Junyao seemed to have heard some joke, shook his head slightly, and couldn't help laughing out loud.

It was okay for Lu Junyao to stare at him, but when he smiled, Duan Shu couldn't help but shudder, and narrowed his eyes slightly: "What do you mean?"

Lu Junyao's eyes curved beautifully, and he said unhurriedly: "I know you've been feeling flustered recently, don't play this kind of game with me, I won't accompany you."

He pointed to Xia Shui in the room, "He won't accompany you either."

Duan Shu also smiled and said, "You are so confident."

Lu Junyao was too lazy to continue to argue with him, turned around and waved, and left by himself, leaving only a chic declaration.

"Because he likes me."

Duan Shu was also fidgety in place: "..."

Caught off guard by the show, damn it.

A few hours later, Xia Shui's commercial shooting finally ended.It just so happened that the mobile game he usually likes to play was updated today, so he went back to the lounge and watched the mobile game consultation. He was extremely quiet, and occasionally said a few words, "Why is the magic thorn cut again? I'm upset", "How did this equipment come out?" Startled the assistant.

After entering the lounge, Xia Shui looked down at his phone, and was dragged into the changing room by his assistant. The assistant said helplessly, "Brother Shui, don't look at your phone, change your clothes first."

Xia Shui responded, "Immediately, I will take a look at this team's game last night."

After the curtain of the changing room was drawn, Xia Shui stood the phone on the seat inside and changed clothes while watching it. He was attracted by the wonderful pictures on the screen. The efficiency was extremely low, and he only took off his shoes for a long time.The assistant was waiting for him outside, when a phone call came suddenly, he went out to answer the phone, and when he looked up, he met Lu Junyao.

The assistants are no longer surprised. Maybe Lu Junyao gave some gifts to their assistant team before, and they seemed to get along well with the manager. The assistant subconsciously regarded Lu Junyao as one of his own, and told him: "Brother Shui is changing inside." Clothes, if Teacher Lu has something to do, please wait a moment, I will come as soon as I answer the phone." Then he listened to the phone and went elsewhere.

Lu Junyao was sitting on the sofa in the lounge, and heard some movement in the changing room. He felt bored, and was about to pick up a magazine next to him to read, when he suddenly heard Xia Shui shout: "Little Hu!"

"Xiao Hu" was the assistant just now, and he had already gone out, so naturally he couldn't hear Xia Shui's voice.

Seeing no one answered, Xia Shui yelled again: "Little Hu! Where are you? What are you doing?"

Lu Junyao was silent for a moment, walked over, and tapped lightly on the wall outside the changing room.

Suddenly, with a sound of "shua", the curtain of the changing room was pulled open, Lu Junyao's eyes widened slightly in fright, and he couldn't help but take a step back.

"Xiao Hu, the zipper on the back of me is stuck, please help me... What is the quality of this dress, I am speechless."

Xia Shui turned his back to the door of the changing room, distractedly watching the video played on his mobile phone, thinking that behind him was an assistant, so he boldly pulled the clothes on his back, the zipper was halfway, revealing a large piece of fair skin, The beautifully curved butterfly bones protrude slightly, without outline, which is beautiful on its own.

Lu Junyao's Adam's apple moved slightly, he raised his hand hesitantly, and reached for Xia Shui's back.Before her slender fingers touched the zipper, Xia Shui turned her head and complained, "What's wrong with you? You're dawdling..."

After Xia Shui saw Lu Junyao, he was immediately dumbfounded.

The author has something to say: not responsible for the joke:

Shuizi is so afraid of pain, how can you coax Brother Lu when he does, just let Shuizi be 1 (impossible