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The math teacher was writing furiously on the stage, and Zheng Jiandong took a closer look at it, feeling a little restless.

"Fatty, let me tell you a cold joke. In the past, triangles, circles, equilateral quadrilaterals and trapezoids made an appointment to hang out together. But on the day of the appointment, the circles, equilateral quadrilaterals and trapezoids all came, only the triangles did not come. In this situation what is it call?"

Zheng Jian's best friend, Fatty, actually thought about it seriously, and shook his head in doubt.

"Congruent triangle!" The little fat man looked bewildered, but Zheng Jian was so happy for himself.

Unexpectedly, this scene was seen by the math teacher who turned around, "Zheng Jian! Come up and answer this question!"

Zheng Jian, who was caught, did not pay attention to what the math teacher was talking about just now, but this did not prevent him from quickly reading and solving the problems.

The math teacher knew that Zheng Jian couldn't help this problem at all, and the student's being too smart was also a sweet burden for the teacher.

"The answer is very standard, but come to the office for self-study class in the afternoon."

Zheng Jian was dumbfounded, because he was called to the teacher's office at the same time.

Is it appropriate to listen to training today?

Zheng Jian's 17 years old is about to be a challenge!stir up trouble!Make trouble!

Everyone in Yuanyang No. [-] Middle School knows the name of Zheng Jian in Class No. [-] of the third year of high school, no one knows it!

He has dark skin, looks a little handsome, has a good personality, and is particularly outstanding in his studies.It stands to reason that this kind of person should be a little fantasy in the hearts of many girls.

But Zheng Jian came out with a different feeling by virtue of his own strength.Walking on the verge of being fired every day.

The legend of the real Xueba is always a little different.

But for Mr. Wang, the class teacher, Zheng Jian's affairs are too numerous to list, and each of them can make his blood pressure soar to 220 in a straight line.

When explaining this idiom at the beginning, Pharaoh stared at Zheng Jian in the audience, gritted his molars and said, "Exhausted, meaning exhausted. Bamboo, bamboo slips for writing in ancient times. It originally means that there are too many things to write. But come. Later, it is used to describe so many crimes that it is impossible to write them all. I believe that the students in our class will definitely not use this idiom wrongly during the college entrance examination.”

The students smiled knowingly, and boldly poked at Zheng Jian, the "protagonist" of the topic.

Zheng Jian raised his head innocently, looking silly at the head teacher, with an expression like a big dog that is harmless to humans and animals.Of course it's a bit darker.

The homeroom teacher Lao Wang thought to himself, forget it, what is the competition between himself and the children.

But why I am his head teacher, but his Chinese score is the lowest among them.

What a slap in the face!My face hurts!

No, I have to give him more Chinese test papers after class.

For Zheng Jian, the head teacher, Pharaoh, is willing to pay for him himself.As long as the language can pass!

This guy's Chinese scores are jumping up and down at 80!It was literally dancing on Pharaoh's blood pressure.

It stands to reason that if you write all the words, you can get at least 30 points for hard work.Take the answer sheet and step on the ground a few times. If you want to add both, you can get almost 80 points.

But this does not include one person, that is, Zheng Jian, who only scored more than 20 points in each composition.

Every time after the exam, the head teacher Lao Wang was more nervous than Zheng Jian.

If he doesn't have much Chinese, where should he put his old face?

He almost taught Zheng Jian how to write essays.

But Zheng Jian...

Don't talk anymore, my face hurts too much.It is obvious that the child speaks sloppily, swearing at each sentence, with rigorous logic and thoughtful thinking.It can be called a good seedling who can carry the bar.But when it comes to the literal meaning, it is completely incomprehensible.The subject, predicate and object are in a mess, and the foreign language is written in Chinese characters.

After teaching Chinese as a subject for more than 20 years, the head teacher Lao Wang felt very difficult.

Hey, for Zheng Jian, he required a pass.

I don't know if he finished the Huanggang secret volume last time.He bought the three-year college entrance examination and five-year simulation the day before yesterday, and he estimated that the courier would be able to arrive at the guard today.

When get out of class was over, Zheng Jian received a notice from the class monitor that the doorman had his own courier.

What is it?Zheng Jian thought to himself that he didn't buy anything either.He ran to the guard to have a look, it was a big package.

I took it apart and took a look, and I understood.

The teacher's love is a bit heavy, it is really heavy!

Zheng Jian didn't have the guts to reject the "good intentions" of his head teacher.

I am also a little bit unreasonable. The last time the Chinese language score was 75 points, I was discouraged.

Zheng Jian returned to the classroom obediently, and attended class honestly.

Zheng Jian is simply an angel among devils.People hate deeply, and love is also deep.

On the one hand, he is so good at studying that all teachers like him, on the other hand, he is so skinny that all teachers despair.

Angels and demons are simultaneously embodied in him.The certificates and trophies he brought back are the most since the founding of Yuanyang No. [-] Middle School.Zheng Jian's name is on half of the trophies in the showroom.

It stands to reason that this kind of student is the treasure of the school no matter which school he goes to.

But when all the teachers mentioned Zheng Jian, they nodded first, then shook their heads and sighed!

In the past week, Zheng Jian was very quiet, holding a chemistry book around the teacher to ask questions every day.

The questions asked were tricky and out-of-the-way, and they were already beyond the learning scope of high school students.

The young chemistry teacher could only use the method of procrastination—"Student Zheng Jian, your question is very good. But the teacher is going to class soon, and we will discuss it after class."

The chemistry teacher thought he realized a lost lamb and discovered the students' interest in chemistry.

In order not to be overwhelmed by Zheng Jian's question, the chemistry teacher followed Zheng Jian's train of thought and prepared several questions in advance, and almost overwhelmed his senior brother when he was a graduate student.

After a few times, "Your seniors have graduated for so many years, and they still come here to ask questions from time to time. There is no end to learning, so don't just limit yourself to posting papers and getting diplomas." The chemistry professor of University A emphasized at the group meeting with earnestness .

The juniors who were cueed inexplicably looked at a loss. Is the boss pushing them to write papers in another way?

Not only are they at a loss, but there is one person who is even more at a loss!

No, it should be excitement!

For a while, the homeroom teacher, Lao Wang, burst into tears, and the child finally became enlightened after the college entrance examination.Although it was a bit late, everything was still in time.

His few precarious hairs were finally saved.It would be great if the language performance could be better.

Although everyone already knows that he is bald after Zheng Jian's dissemination, it is good to keep one more spark of revolution.

At the morning class meeting, Lao Wang actually praised Zheng Jian for his hard work recently.

But Zheng Jian's classmates felt that Lao Wang was too young, too simple.

Lao Wang has only taught Zheng Jian for two years, and some of them have known Zheng Jian for more than ten years.

They all felt that Zheng Jian was holding back.

As expected, Zheng Jian, who had not been scolded for three days, really played a big game.

The big ones in the literal sense, the kind that can be on the urban bizarre news.

He-bombed-toilet-toilet!

There is no other reason. Zheng Jian was actually interested in this when he was reviewing the nano-characteristics of metals in chemistry class recently.

He got a little sodium from the chemistry teacher many times and in small amounts, fiddled with it, and threw the sodium into the toilet sewer on a whim.

Sodium is chemically reactive and reacts violently with sewer fluids (including but not limited to water).

So, there was a "bang".

The toilets on the second floor of Yuanyang No. [-] Middle School were flying all over the sky.

Really fly.

Really Fat Dung Picture Wall.

Then all of this was seen by the passing principal, so things got serious.

Of course, it may also be because "Xiang" accidentally splashed on the distinguished principal.

Zheng Jian was asked to change into clean clothes and report directly to the principal's office.

The principal returned to the principal's office angrily, and informed Zheng Jian, the class teacher, and the chemistry teacher to come over for a review.

This time the principal strongly demanded that Zheng Jian must be given a demerit.

But Lao Wang, the class teacher who is over 40 years old, is doing Taijiquan, trying desperately to appease the enraged principal.

No matter how bad his own child is, he can only scold him.No one else can touch a tiny bit.Any kind of review is fine, but Zheng Jian cannot be punished.

What is the headmaster? He doesn't want to be promoted and get rich at such an old age. He is not afraid at all.

An institution like a school has an advantage. Old Wang knows that no matter how hard he tries, he won't be able to get fired!

Although the demerits will be canceled before graduation and leaving school, the class teacher Lao Wang still refuses to agree.

It looks like an old hen desperately protecting its cubs, which makes the principal a little frightened.But the headmaster also stuck there for his own sake.

The young chemistry teacher lowered his head, not daring to breathe.

In front of these two school-level overlords, it's better for her, a small character, to keep quiet, as she is easily accidentally injured and splashed with blood.

But what's the suspicious spot on the headmaster's stiff suit?

Can't think about it!

The atmosphere is a bit mysterious and embarrassing...

At this time, the dean also came in after hearing about the farce.

As expected, he is a favorable candidate for the next principal, and he can understand the current situation with just a few glances.

"Okay, okay, let's see, the Hope Cup Mathematical Olympiad will be held soon. If Zheng Jian can get a good ranking and win glory for the school, then let's forget it this time." a suitable step.

"I went to the toilet just now, and there is nothing serious about it. There are some problems with the sewer pipes for more than ten years. I have already asked the logistics to fix it. If we can get good results in the Hope Cup this time, the city's education department will report to our school at the end of the year. There is also glory in the sky."

I heard that someone in the city's education department will be promoted.At this level, there is a carrot and a pit.The radish in front will not go away, and there will be no pitfalls for the people behind.

The old headmaster has also calmed down at this time, no matter how angry Zheng Jian is, he is the well-deserved first brother of Yuanyang No. [-] Middle School.

There have been no students in the city who have been admitted to University A for several years.

If Zheng Jian is admitted to University A this year, and enrolls students next year...

As expected of the headmaster, what he thinks about is long time.Of course, the dean's thinking is not close!

Therefore, Zheng Jian, who didn't know it, had to bear two heavy responsibilities while the bosses were chatting and laughing.

Recent: Get good results in the Hope Cup.

Long-term: Get the admission letter from University A.

Zheng Jian, who had just changed into clean clothes, was turned directly to his office by the head teacher Lao Wang before he stepped into the principal's office, muttering "love".

"Okay, okay, it's the Hope Cup, and I will definitely get the trophy back." Zheng Jian said nonchalantly, lowering his head and sniffing at his hands.

It seemed that I was playing a little too big just now!

"The Hope Cup is not a deceitful competition held in the city or province. It is a national nature. There are many people as smart as you. You should pay attention to it!" The head teacher, Old Wang, hated iron and steel explain. "This is the five-year simulation of the three-year college entrance examination that just arrived. All have to be done, and one set is done in one day."

"Old Wang, this is too cruel. Worrying about me is better than worrying about your hair." Zheng Jian said the cruelest words with the most innocent words.

Lao Wang felt that a knife had been directly pierced into his heart.

The scalp is so cold!

"You kid, which pot can't be opened and which pot can't be lifted. If you successfully passed the entrance examination to University A, my hair will come back! By the way, what major do you want to study for the college entrance examination?" Lao Wang, the head teacher, patted his thigh and forcibly changed the subject.

"I don't know, I haven't thought about it. Chemistry? Physics?" Zheng Jian didn't think about it at first glance.

This answer almost made Old Wang lose his temper.

A little sodium can make the school go crazy. It's really bad to go to the chemistry department.

For the sake of A major!For the stability of City A!Not only the chemistry department, Zheng Jian had better not go to any experimental department.

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small theater:

Xueba (anxiously): Wang Wang Wang, the teacher has collected the homework, please borrow me to copy it?

Scumbag (proud): Take it, copy it casually!

One really dared to copy, and the other really dared to borrow.

During lectures

Xueba (doubtful): Why is it wrong?Let me see if I copied the serial

Xue Zha (sad): It shouldn't be...

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