How to raise a chai chai

Reluctantly, Zheng Jian bid farewell to his parents and went north to City A.

Zheng Jian saw Gong Yi, a former examiner, at the freshman reporting office where people come and go.

"What department?" Zheng Jian suddenly appeared.

"Computer Department." Gong Yi was taken aback.

"Then we are in the same class?"

"Yes." Gong Yi glanced at the class schedule.

"That's great, I can see it every day in the future." Zheng Jian enthusiastically put his hands on Gong Yi's shoulders, "I brought a lot of special products over this time, and I will come to my dormitory to get some later. Which dormitory are you from?"

"Same bedroom with you." Gong Yi said with a smile.

The senior sister next to her looked at the two handsome men in front of her.

This year, the handsome guy index of the computer department is a bit high.

One is suitable for the aristocratic route with fair skin and beauty, and the other is suitable for the sunny little milk dog route.

Eye-catching!

Gong Yi was dragged to the bedroom by the happy Zheng Jian.

The dormitory of University A this year is really luxurious.

"I heard that this building was originally a dormitory for foreign students, but later it became an undergraduate building for some reason."

"Wow, that's cheaper for us, a luxury suite for four people." Zheng Jian and the others took the elevator up to the fifth floor.

There were already two people inside.

Zheng Jian took out the spicy strips, and the four young men were laughing and eating the spicy strips.

In terms of age, Zheng Jian is third.

"You can call me the third child or the third child, you can choose." Another classmate smiled maliciously.

"I hope you call me Brother Jian." Zheng Jian winked and said.

Sometimes the friendship between boys is as simple as that. With a bag of spicy sticks and a game, the classmates who just met can hook up and go to the cafeteria to have dinner at night.

In the first class meeting, the class assistant is a doctoral student in the school's literature and history department.

Why do doctoral students come to work part-time?

The poor and silent profession refuses to answer.

"Hello, two junior sisters. I am your senior brother Zhang Tianwang, and I mainly study the process of rural urbanization." The senior brother was wearing a large white vest and red slippers, leaning on the podium to start the session.

Zheng Jian and the others looked left and right, and the boys lost their names when they co-authored.

There are two classes in the whole department, and there are only 72 girls among the 2 students.It is estimated that for balance, one per class.

The only two flowers are sitting in the classroom C right now.

"Everyone is the proud son of heaven, there must be some things that I don't need to say. The school rules and regulations are sent to the students along with the notice. It is recommended to read them well and recite them in full."

? ? ? ! ! !

Suddenly there was a wow.

Science students are not afraid of algebra or geometry, but are most afraid of familiarizing themselves with and reciting the whole text.I thought I could escape this curse by going to college, but I gave them a critical blow in the first class.

"Just kidding, liven up the atmosphere." The big doctor cheerfully teased the little classmate.

"Probably what kind of behavior can trigger school discipline and school rules, I think everyone knows about it after being a student for 12 years. I have been in University A for 8 years and I have some thoughts. I either hide the truth, or I am honest and encourage you."

The new students in the audience...

The longest road traveled is the teaching assistant's routine.

"Okay, it's time to run for class president according to the procedure, but you are seniors who are simple and rude, and use the appointment system. Liang Bingbing and Lin Saixue are sensitive and virtuous, dignified and graceful, and stand out from Lanzhi. Sealed as the monitor of the two classes.

The following students were once again crit and added a silent state.

Sure enough, the brains of liberal arts students are different from those of their science students.

So it seems that this senior brother is a master of cold jokes.

"Students who have problems suggest that they first recall the etiquette of a gentleman in their minds, and then raise their hands to raise objections."

It was the age when love first started, which boy would have the guts to compete with a girl for the monitor position.Men in the monk class have no human rights.

"Then today's last topic, leave your contact information and the phone numbers of your closest people, such as girlfriends, so that the school can find someone urgently."

"Brother, what should I do if I don't have a girlfriend?" Someone shouted confidently.

"Then write about boyfriends. Work hard, everyone, gender doesn't matter, type doesn't matter, it's shameful to be single." Zhang Tianwang replied absent-mindedly, "You are still too young."

Is it so open now?

"The two monitors are here to perform your first job. After filling it out, send it to the teaching assistant's office. Then create a group, and then pull me in. That's it, leave the court without incident." Assistant teacher Zhang pulled his slippers and disappeared outside the door.

I have to say that the freshmen in the Department of Computer Science have mixed feelings.

In this way, Zheng Jian and the others started their university career.

As a top university, University A, especially the ace professional computer department, has top-notch teachers.

People who teach computer security have led the creation of multiple government and large corporate repository security architectures.

The old man was quite interesting, "The theory is all in the book, but network attack and defense is a practical class. If anyone can check out the loopholes in the system, the teacher can directly give full marks at the end of the class."

Hearing that there is no need to attend classes, everyone is gearing up and eager to try.

"But no one has successfully challenged it yet, and everyone is welcome to work hard."

Hey, the teacher was out of breath!

Xueba also has the pride of being a Xueba.But when everyone started class, they found that the theory is actually very difficult.

Computer security opened a new window for Zheng Jian. It turns out that network attack and defense are so interesting.

Zheng Jian temporarily gave up the game and studied theory hard in the dormitory for two weeks.

Think first, learn to think and practice, and combine knowledge and action. Zheng Jian has mastered the theory, and it's time to practice.

When get out of class was over, Zheng Jian pestered the professor to ask for practice.

"How about this, you try to attack this APP, they just updated the security system. What you guys made, challenge it?" the professor said kindly.

"Okay!" Zheng Jian said confidently.

After returning, Zheng Jian tried to attack, but he was blocked back.

Don't think it's just an APP that mainly communicates with pet cats, but I didn't expect it to be an impregnable wall.

Unwilling to admit defeat, Zheng Jian thought day and night, and the game was no longer fun.

A few friends are still strange.

"Third brother, what have you been up to lately?" Gong Yi came back from the library with a book in his hand.

"Brother Bitch has lost his temper." The people in the same dormitory were eating spicy noodles and hated the owner of the spicy noodles.

"You unconscionable people eat my food and drink my food, yet dare to speak sarcastic about me."

"I just bought a capsule coffee machine, do you want to try it?" Gong Yi took the petty bourgeoisie route, which is different from Zheng Jian's happy water type.

But Zheng Jian still stood up very face-saving, "This coffee machine is not small."

Gong Yi knew that Zheng Jian thought of the capsule as the size of a coffee machine, "Look, use it this way. This one can also be connected to the Internet."

"Is this thing still connected to the Internet?" asked the crowd who had eaten everything.

"It's convenient to drink coffee as soon as you get home."

"Is Papa Xing okay?" asked the second eater.

Gong Yi shook his head with a smile, and put the matching capsules into the machine.

A cup of strong coffee came out, "Try it, I still prefer a machine that grinds coffee beans fully automatically, this one is more convenient."

Zheng Jian took the coffee and drank it down in one gulp, which can be called a cow drink.

Gong Yi felt a little distressed about the best capsules he gave Zheng Jian just now,

Isn't this a waste?

Forget it, we are all friends.

"Better than Nescafe coffee." Zheng Jian smacked his mouth, "Have another cup."

Gong Yi:......

Both are not the same price, okay!The prostitute is also addicted to drinking.

Zheng Jian is not the only one who goes whoring for nothing.

Zheng Jian drank and took, followed Gong Yi with a bunch of grapes, and walked back to his bed contentedly.

At night, Zheng Jian, who drank two cups of coffee, couldn't fall asleep and tossed and turned.

"What's the matter, brother?" A malicious voice came from the bed next to him.

"This movement must be busy attacking, preparing to climb to the peak."

"The speed is a bit fast, teacher, I want to get off."

Boys dorm dirty jokes never go out of style.

"You WS men, I am concerned about the country and the people." Zheng Jian said leisurely.

"Is Tang Xia the legendary Shameless Lord?"

The other three laughed without sympathy.

The four of them started the chat mode, and the theme is usually girls.

Zheng Jian has always been the king of talking, but in fact he has never even held a girl's hand.

In fact, girls have always approached him proactively, but student Zheng Jian was the first to persuade him.

Usually, his roommates often made fun of him, "It's rare that a girl doesn't like Gong Yi, so she fell in love with you first. Zheng Jian, are you a man?"

Gong Yi is a veritable A-college grassroots.

Zheng Jian's mouth has always been tough, and he resolutely mocked back.

But tonight Zheng Jian lacked interest.

His mind is full of network offense and defense.

It's all because of Gong Yi's coffee, he wants to sleep but can't.

Coffee coffee, connected coffee machine.

Wait a minute, Zheng Jianteng sat up suddenly.

"Brother found a way, hahahaha." Zheng Jian stood in front of the window and yelled at the moon.

The act of cheating the corpse in the middle of the night was met with collective protests from the surrounding dormitories, booing everywhere.

Zheng Jian didn't sleep anymore, and started the test overnight.

Turn on the computer and start looking for attack points.

Sure enough, he hacked into the backend of the server through the network of the company to which the APP belongs.

What kind of calligraphy is better to keep?

Zheng Jian flipped through the photo album on the computer, and this was the only one.

Zheng Jian put his Weibo profile photo - a shabby Shiba Inu on the homepage of the APP.

Call it a day, sleep!

Zheng Jian didn't expect that his actions would affect some people...

Qin Dong, who was filming a night scene, wanted to watch Mao Mao to relax his nerves, but he clicked on the Mao Mao APP, and there was a dog hanging on it.

I can't click it, it keeps floating on the page.

what's the situation?Why can't I see the content!

By the way, this dog looked familiar, as if he had seen it somewhere before, Qin Dong half-closed his eyes.

But this person is annoying enough, tonight there is no joy of raising a cat for Yun, the film king turned off his phone depressed.

The next morning, the employees of Maomao APP found out that something serious happened in their home.

On purpose?Putting a paparazzi on the homepage of our APP is absolutely intentional.

The technical staff quickly checked and finally removed the photos and plugged the loopholes.

It seems that the other party only posted this one photo and left, and did the other data not move.

What is this person's motivation?To tease them?Dog breeders' revolt?

In the afternoon, the professor found out about it.

Could it be that some students really broke through?

Sure enough, when get out of class was over, Zheng Jian came to the teacher with a screenshot like a treasure.

The old professor communicated with Zheng Jian in detail, so Zheng Jian decisively (in a daze) also joined the group where the seniors were.

After Zheng Jian calmed down, he seemed to have jumped into the hole dug by the professor.

However, the old professor is really kind to these students, and he also generously distributes the private work he usually gets to the students.

During the summer vacation of his sophomore year, Zheng Jian helped his family open up sales channels in City A.

Father Zheng happily gave Zheng Jian 1 yuan, "My son took the initiative to invite the girl to drink some milk tea and watch a movie. It's not enough for me."

Zheng Jian didn't refuse anyone who came, he declined symbolically, and reluctantly accepted.

Usually, he doesn't spend indiscriminately, and of course he has nowhere to spend.

So after a few years, Zheng Jian saved some small money by himself.

"This is my dating fund, just wait for someone who is destined." Zheng Jian showed off his bank balance to his friend.

Gong Yi took a look, the dating fund is quite thick, 5 figures.

"Enough to buy several bags." Gong Yi commented.

"I know this. My father buys a donkey bag for my mother every year, and buys a few lipsticks from time to time. It makes my mother happy."

Donkey bag?Gong Yi thought for a while before realizing that what Zheng Jian was talking about was LV.

One word turns the century-old Louis Vuitton brand into a town bag.

***

small theater:

Weibo fan support group

Spicy Little Prince: Sincerely, how much does it cost to date the actor?

Fan: Another crazy sister.

Qin Dong cut to the trumpet and commented, "No money."

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