Good-looking, not allowed to farm

"Jamie, I have a hunch."

After drinking several large glasses of beer, Old John stared at his youngest son's eye-catching face with drunken eyes, and suddenly said: "You will either do great things in the future, or you will commit great things."

This word came true quickly.

On the night Jamie turned 15, he was arrested and imprisoned on charges of playing hooligans to nobles.

The specific case record reads: "The untouchable urinated in front of Baroness Webster."

Baroness Webster had just moved to the country not long ago, and it was rumored that she could not afford the high consumption in the city.

However, she would never admit this statement to the public: "Nonsense, our Webster family is not those upstarts with little capital, even though my husband is dead, but he left me a large fortune , there are two manors in XX, not to mention the generous pension... As for why you choose to live in the country? It's just to fulfill the duty of a widowed woman. Only those women who are dissolute will live in the country After her husband was gone, she continued to flaunt her shamelessly outside.”

When others heard these words, no matter whether they believed it in their hearts or not, they definitely believed it on the face.

Baroness Webster felt that her remarks were both witty and unassailable.

But in this world, there are only two things that are difficult to hide, one is coughing, and the other is poverty.

No matter how she said, "I dress plainly and have no jewelry, it's all because I'm a good woman who doesn't look for vanity", but it's true that the daily household is stretched and I save money every day.

On this day, Baroness Webster, who always kept her family thrifty, only ate one meal all day, and her eyes were dizzy with hunger.

But she has always been stubborn, and she once claimed that this is in line with the noble code of conduct, and this is still an important practice.Because only by enduring hunger can one hone one's will and let one know what self-control and sacrifice are.Then, only with the above qualities can one become a morally noble person.

Although she didn't understand the meaning of these words, the neighbors in the country didn't know what was going on, and they didn't dare to use food to damage her practice.

So Baroness Webster continued to suffer hunger, only to bear herself until her eyes turned green, her heart was scratched, and she fidgeted.

In the end, she walked out of the house and stood by the cornfield, staring blankly at the corns in other people's fields that were not yet fully ripe, but which should have gradually become sweet and soft according to her imagination. The spiritual practice of 'looking for corn to stop hunger'.

Then she happened to see Jamie, a farmer's son, bending over a cornfield and weeding.

"These rude untouchables." Baroness Webster pulled the shawl on her shoulders to ensure that the hidden patches of the clothes were tightly covered, and then covered half of her face with a fan, posing like a nobleman in the city. That disdainful and arrogant face when meeting inferior people.

However, out of a certain sense of superiority, she did not choose to leave immediately, but cast her eyes on the "untouchables" in her mouth, and muttered to herself: "With these people who are only born to deal with dirty dirt Compared to the untouchables, I'm doing pretty well."

At this time, maybe it was the sun that made people uncomfortable, or the field was too hard to work, Jamie finally stood up straight after working for a long time, took off his shirt, wiped his sweat with the clothes indiscriminately, and turned to the Stretched while looking at the sky.

Under the sun, this 'untouchable' is unexpectedly eye-catching.

Like all the country people, he was dressed in rags, his hair was messy and untrimmed, and his skin was tanned because he had been working in the fields for half a day, his body was covered with dust, and he was still hot. sweaty.But his lips are red and shiny, his eyes are bright and energetic, he is not very old, he is not very tall, and his skeleton outline is a little delicate at first glance, but after taking off his shirt, there is no fat on his waist and abdomen , the exposed muscles are well-proportioned, strong and full of strength, and when you stretch your waist, it looks like a strong bow with its strings taut and ready to go...

This kind of healthy and full of wild beauty is not the kind of pale and weak beauty that nobles have always admired and admired, but Baroness Webster stared intently, her eyes were wide open, her lips were slightly parted, and her breathing was rapid Get up: "He looks like a pony, a little leopard... ah, a little hairless two-legged beast."

But after watching this for a while, she suddenly came back to her senses, as if she had been hit hard by something, she became depressed, and she couldn't help but show a little bit of embarrassment turned into anger.This anger from embarrassment probably stemmed from the fact that she was obsessed with an inferior person, but if she turned around and left immediately, she felt a little bit reluctant: "Is this the temptation of the devil?"

However, Jamie in the cornfield didn't know about it, he finished his work in the field as usual, and then stood for a while to rest.

Then, probably feeling a strong call from his bladder, he found a random corner, unbuttoned his pants, and urinated.

Because of 'The Temptation of the Devil', Baroness Webster, who has not yet left, unfortunately saw this scene.

The lady was shocked, she didn't know whether she had never seen such a vulgar scene, or she was putting on airs again, in short...

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

She screamed fiercely, and then passed out.

The doctor judged that he was dizzy from hunger.

But she woke up and called the police.

"You've made a big mistake, Jamie!"

The police handcuffed Jamie with a smile and said: "Baroness Webster said you molested her!"

"What? I didn't, I didn't do it! I swear, I didn't touch a finger of her!"

"But you pissed on her."

"What? Nonsense! I pissed, but I didn't piss on her, I pissed on the corn. If you insist on saying that I molested someone, it was also molesting the corn..."

"You have to go and talk to the judge. In short, let me remind you that the matter is very serious."

"I just pissed in the cornfield!"

Jamie tried to defend: "Everyone does it, John, Bob, Thomas... who hasn't urinated in the field? Besides, where can they urinate if they don't? The countryside here is nothing The toilet... Okay, maybe when I was peeing, I didn't pay attention to my surroundings, and I didn't see that noble lady, who just happened to be standing... er, two meters away from me? I can apologize, but it's not a big crime, is it? "

"How is it not a serious crime? You are insulting the nobles."

"..." Jamie's heart was heavy: "Then what should I do? Can I let her insult you? If she urinates in front of me, I promise not to call the police."

The policeman laughed loudly: "You are not an aristocrat."

Jamie went to court the next day.

He was convicted, and the judge ordered him to pay Baroness Webster two hundred pounds in moral compensation.

One pee, two hundred pounds!

Old John had mixed feelings: "I've lived my whole life, and I barely managed to save more than 100 pounds. I was just about to send you to learn something..."

Jamie cried anxiously: "Dad, don't talk about learning anything... If you don't pay, I have to go to jail."

Old John looked at him complicatedly, and after a while he said, "Jamie, you know, including you, I have four sons in total."

Jamie didn't understand, so: "That's right, but what are you talking about, Dad, the important thing now is to pay..."

"But, Jamie."

Old John made a calculation: "If I don't have your son, I still have three sons."

Jamie:? ? ?

"If I paid two hundred pounds, I'd have nothing and be in debt."

"...??"

"so……"

"dad!"

"Son, you should go to jail."

"dad!!"

No then.

Jamie's sentence was commuted to five years in prison because he had no money to pay Baroness Webster's spiritual compensation.

Frankly, Jamie was completely taken aback by this.

As a time traveler without a golden finger, since time travel, he has been following the law-abiding and law-abiding farming route, and has never dreamed of reaching the sky in one step.Even if deep in my heart I want to do something every day, I try my best to hold it back, thinking that it is best to be cautious, cautious and cautious, and it is safest to act cautiously. I just plan to understand it day by day, slowly, steadily, and unobtrusively. This strange world, thus quietly improving life again.

Unexpectedly, fate is so unreasonable.

Misfortune came, and before he could make a living, he was imprisoned first!

Even sadder...

On the way to the prison, the police were driving in front, and in the car behind, the future inmates began to chat quietly.

One of the enthusiastic inmates also asked one by one: "Hey, guys, how many years are you going to be in prison?"

Because it is a small place in the countryside, none of the criminals in this car committed any serious crimes, they just stole a little something, escaped some kind of labor, or couldn’t pay the rent, so when answering this question, some people said that they had been in the car for a year. Yes, some say one month, and some say it only takes two weeks.

Only Jamie...

He replied bitterly: "Five years."

"What? Five years!" The inmate who asked the question was shocked.

His eyes were full of awe: "Fuck! Dude, what did you do? Kill people? Set fire? Robbery?"

"neither."

"Damn, what can you do for five years?"

"Probably playing tricks on a baroness."

"God! You're crazy, that's noble!"

When the nobleman was mentioned, there was complete silence in the car.

Everyone is silent.

But after a while, the enthusiastic cellmate couldn't help but think about gossip.

He looked around and no one was paying attention, and lightly bumped Jamie with his shoulder, leaned his head over, lowered his voice furtively, and asked yearningly: "Dude, what does that baroness look like? What do you give me?" Tell me! Is she radiant and beautiful...that makes you unable to control yourself and commit a serious crime?"

"She is 55 this year."

"..."