Good-looking, not allowed to farm

The daily life of the nobles in Wangcheng is actually very empty and boring.

They talk about hunger but never really starve;

They talk of the cold, but are never really cold;

They talk about love...

However, the day-to-day life of pleasure-seeking has long since withered their souls to a degree of insensitivity, so that they can only rely on various techniques to stimulate the body in order to obtain a little bit of happiness.

Therefore, they are always in constant pursuit of novel pastimes.

But for them, it is too difficult to find novel pastimes, and many things are already tired of playing and not surprising, so it is inevitable to be bored and depressed on weekdays.

It wasn't until this "Surprised Love", which is full of many unprecedented elements, that they felt a sense of surprise and excitement again.

The revealing costumes of the beautiful female robbers have never been seen before, plus their style of imitating men, which seems rude, but is actually wild and sexy...

For them, this is a rare and novel sight in their life!

Seen a well-behaved noblewoman;

I have also seen prostitutes who are promiscuous.

But this image of wearing discreet armor and wielding a sword to fight...

The dandies couldn't help but stare straight.

They watched and smacked their lips, muttering to themselves, "My God!"

In fact, it's just a vulgar daughter country story.

A group of thieves composed of beautiful women and a viscount who strayed into it.

The love-hate entanglement between a man and a dozen women.

A test of friendship between a dozen women because of a man!

According to Jamie's habitual thinking when he wrote "Marian", the natural direction of the plot will inevitably be--playful and promiscuous hook-ups, sisters eat all and be extremely happy.

That is to say, in the early stage, it was the viscount who mistakenly joined the group of beautiful thieves, trying to open the harem by hugging left and right, actively seduce the beautiful robbers, and even made them jealous of each other; , and work together to play with, imprison, and kill it (here you can choose one of the three democratically).

But this kind of plot is really moved to the stage, let alone whether the audience can accept it.

Only for King Richard, it must be turned on the spot.

Therefore, although this version was successfully suppressed...

But Jamie resigned himself to deleting, deleting, and modifying it.

This process of deleting and modifying is roughly changing a big movie that could have been released on the screen to a third-level pornographic movie that can only go online.

Delete the psychological activities and necessary thinking of the female robbers, and then lower some IQs, and only change them into nympho who will be lame when they see men;

Then change the tragic ending of the male lead and let him live in a thousand flowers, but he can still get away unreasonably.

Then the viscount on the stage flirted side by side with the bandits.

Although the actor who played the viscount is not particularly attractive, the focus of this type of drama is not on the male role. A group of beautiful female robbers with different personalities is enough to catch people's attention. And setting up an ordinary male character is probably convenient for the male audience in the audience to substitute in and be obsessed with, so that they can say, "If I were that viscount, and I was in this environment, I could also be able to embrace the left and the right." Hug" and similar thoughts.

Therefore, the audience watched with great excitement as this ordinary but very confident Lord Viscount, hooked up with this one, then hooked up with that other, using all kinds of extremely clumsy skills and means, but he succeeded again and again, and won a crowd of countless people. Brain beauties are extremely passionate in love, and even jealous of him...

For a moment, everyone's eyes were red with envy, and they wished to replace her with their bodies immediately.

The king in the royal box was also very satisfied, and chatted with others with a smile: "Louis and Judian made this play is really ridiculous and interesting, how could there be female robbers in the world? But, look, that actor The bandit leader, with white bandages on his eyes, an actress called Kuna, she is still very beautiful, um, her waist is very thin and her legs are very long..."

Not waiting for those servants to laugh and agree.

Mrs. Laureys couldn't stand it and shouted: "Your Majesty!"

King Richard had no choice but to turn his eyes to her, but his expression was extremely impatient, and there was also a warning in his eyes.

Therefore, Mrs. Laureys had to bear it again and again, and she managed to hold back her temper, and said with a little choking: "Your Majesty, here... the air here is very stuffy, I want to go out for a walk."

King Richard smiled and nodded in agreement.

He also looked considerate, and specially ordered a servant to follow him to take care of him.

But Mrs Laureys didn't want that answer.

She stood there for a while, hoping that he would come over and stop her, and then apologize to herself kindly, saying that she shouldn't have ignored her feelings because of the bad actors on the stage, and vowed to only love her in the future , never make her sad and angry...

But she waited and waited!

But the king acted as if he hadn't seen it. In front of her, he turned his head and chatted with those around him about those female robbers, leaving Mrs. Lauris standing there alone in embarrassment.

The servant who was assigned to take care of her kindly reminded her in a low voice: "Madam?"

Only then did Mrs. Lauris come back to her senses, she lifted her skirt in a self-conscious shame, and ran out of the box quickly.

But when she got out of the box, the anger and jealousy in her chest didn't diminish at all.

Then she turned around, and suddenly shouted angrily at the servant: "Oh, what the hell! You are so brave! Do I need you to interrupt me?"

The servant looked at her in panic, and hastily argued: "No, I'm not... madam."

"No sophistry, you lowly slave!"

Mrs. Laureys rallied her strength and slapped him hard. Then, she slapped him again with her backhand. The long nails scratched the man's face, leaving a very conspicuous mark.

In this way, she finally felt much more comfortable in her heart.

But it still didn't solve her problem.

Just because King Richard had sex with the actress who changed her name to Kuna after watching the show.

Moreover, he seemed to like the appearance of this female actress quite a lot, and he even bought a small apartment for her outside, and would go there to sit there from time to time.

after so long...

Judian's plan to send beauties has finally taken a strong step.

He was overjoyed in his heart, and hurriedly used his methods. First, he quietly controlled Kuna's family, and then taught Kuna many ways to please the king in private...

So far, the show "The Thriller" has been a great success.

At that time, the new plays in the Wangcheng Theater were updated very quickly. A play was often performed for three or four days, and everyone got tired of it and clamored for a new play.

But this drama, which can be described as "extremely vulgar, and has been repeatedly complained by many noble ladies and moralists who like to watch dramas for being too lewd", turned out to be very popular!

For a week in a row, the venue was full.

Some dudes actually watched four or five games in a row.

Every time those female robbers appear on the stage...

They were about to set aside and whistle and applaud and applaud.

At this time, perhaps only one person is unhappy.

After the Viscount Blount finished watching the play seriously, he was at a loss, and only one thought remained in his mind: "What the hell is this? Is this still my story? The unique story between me and Jessica What about love?"

However, out of the screenwriter's selfishness, firstly, Jamie didn't want to write the plot of his own women's clothing; secondly, he didn't want to write too clearly about his real experience.

Therefore, the role of Jessica, who is called the heroine, has been cut and weakened so that there are not many female supporting roles.

Also, this character is not the best looking of the female bandits.

On the contrary, she is just an ordinary and pretty girl, if you ask what role does this character play in the plot?That is, after the male protagonist hugged left and right and overturned the car, he continued to lead the male protagonist blindly, and escaped from the bandit group together, and then he and the male protagonist.

It looks like she is still the heroine, but the character has no shining points, not to mention...

For the vast majority of viewers, this kind of character who elopes with a man is not new enough. It has existed for a long time, and it has been written badly by many authors. What kind of lady from a noble family elopes with someone, what kind of woman from a peasant family elopement...

In short, this character has no characteristics, and it is not as fashionable as the character design of the female bandit leader Kuna—slender waist and long legs, hot and enthusiastic, and even the one-eyed shape with bandages on the eyes looks so strange and beautiful .

So much so that after this drama, it became inexplicably popular in the upper social circle of Wangcheng to use white bandages as decorations, or tie them on their foreheads, or around their wrists...

Later, when King Richard held a dinner party, more than half of the ladies present had white bandages on their bodies. It can be seen that this role can also lead the fashion trend.

This incident aroused Master Dressel's dissatisfaction.

Although the play was created by his cheap son, he felt from the bottom of his heart that the play was very offensive.

But now, he finally figured out a truth...

Even if he wanted to be a loyal minister, King Richard didn't want to be a wise king.

Therefore, it was rare for him to stop being an annoying old monster and just continue to work as he should.

And without the old man taking the lead to make some blunt advice, the other courtiers naturally didn't want to spoil the king's interest, even if they thought the play was very offensive, they still only talked about the king.

As a result, there was no one around King Richard who said that the play was not good.

After a few days of this, Jamie ran over, pretending to complain unintentionally, "Your Majesty, there are fewer people going to the theater recently."

King Richard said with a smile: "Then what should I do? Although I am a king, I can't help you with this. I can't order everyone to go to the theater?"

Jamie smiled sheepishly: "How can it be? I just thought, maybe we can organize some activities and do publicity?"

King Richard suddenly smiled again, and asked amusedly, "Why, what good idea did you think of?"

Jamie pretended to be hesitant and said: "I want to hold an event. It doesn't cost much money. I just pull the troupe to perform on the street. Oh, right! If I go to the street, I will definitely let the actresses wear more clothes." clothes..."

King Richard's eyes narrowed slightly, and he thought about it and said, "Well, it sounds interesting, but if you really do it, I'm afraid people will scold you."

Jamie immediately lowered his head in shame: "Hey? Is that so? I didn't think about it that much, I just cared about having fun."

King Richard looked at him for a while, making sure he had no other intentions...

He suddenly laughed, stretched out an arm, put it around Jamie's shoulder, and said affectionately: "What's the matter! You can do what you want, and it won't hurt to be scolded." As for... If they really want to target you, don't worry, I will protect you!"

So Jamie grinned in innocent, silly excitement.

Of course, he really didn't have any intentions, he just wanted to make some fun, so that the rebels could send those eight people out of the city.

That night, he quietly informed the members of the rebel army of the news and told them to prepare to leave the city.

One thing I can't think of is...

The rebels also specially sent a letter back.

In this letter, they sincerely and sincerely comforted the (imaginary) poor, banned Mad Hatter teacher and the second generation of the Mad Hatter, saying that "the brilliance of your thoughts is beyond the reach of those fat-headed nobles." understood".

Then, they severely reprimanded the faceless man who wrote such a vulgar play as "The Robber's Surprise", but was favored by the king and was allowed to put his work on the stage. , Faceless! He himself knows that it is shameless to see others! Such a vulgar, shameless, insignificant drama, and it is only for satisfying men's lust, can only be used as a momentary pastime for boring people!"

Jamie thought, "That's right! That's right! But, there's no need to write comforting letters and... scold me."