The villain cannon fodder wants salted fish

The sun was rising from the horizon, and the first ray of golden light in the morning passed through the floor-to-ceiling windows in the room, refracted on Lin Shan's eyes, and coated his slender eyelashes and messy hair with a layer of gold.

The light gradually became stronger, Lin Shan frowned slightly, his thirsty throat was smoky, it seemed to be a long-dry land, and a seam would be torn apart with a slight movement, his throat rolled up and down, and the pain made life. tears.

He turned over and slowed down for a while, then opened his eyes in a daze, and what he saw was a soft and white pillow, his mind was muddled, he forgot that Ma Lanjing's birthday was yesterday, and thought he was in his room.

He rubbed his eyes, blinked a few times, his vision gradually cleared up, his stomach was dull, he licked his dry lips, and stared at the crystal chandelier above.

Um?Crystal chandeliers?

He sat up abruptly, looked around, this was not his room, and suddenly a terrible idea came to his mind:

Did he time travel again?

He lowered his head and found that his upper body was naked and his breathing was stagnant. He lifted the quilt and heaved a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, there are pants.

He reached out and groped, found his sweater and put it on, but couldn't find the slippers, and got out of bed barefoot.

He shook his head a few times with difficulty, his head seemed to be supported by a thousand tons of steel, his stomach was churning, and his bones were a little weak.

"Good morning, Lin."

Ji Xingyu came out of the bathroom, fiddled with his damp bangs, leaned against the door frame, and grinned at Lin Shan.

Lin Shan's mind was drowsy and roared, his eyebrows hadn't been loosened since he woke up, and he didn't respond to Ji Xingyu's greeting. He stepped on the icy cold floor with bare feet and trotted into the bathroom.

"vomit--"

Ji Xingyu: ......

Two minutes later, there was the sound of the toilet being flushed from the bathroom. Lin Shan came out with wet cheeks and replied weakly, "Good morning."

"Why did you come out barefoot?" He looked at Lin Shan's white feet.

"I didn't find the slippers... eh?"

Ji Xingyu stretched out his hand to pinch Lin Shan's arm, carried Lin Shan to the living room, let his feet step on the soft carpet, the soft cashmere carpet scratched Lin Shan's soles, he moved his body, and his toes curl up.

His feet are not small, just the right size, but compared with Ji Xingyu, they look petite and tender.

Lin Shan's brain was running fast, what happened last night, why was he at Ji Xingyu's house?

His memory only stays in last night when he gave Ma Lanjing a present for his birthday.

"Uh, what, I just now," Lin Shan lowered his head, trying to explain the misunderstanding just now, "I didn't mean it."

Ji Xingyu brought him a new pair of slippers from the closet, "I know, it's okay, you could hug me in my pajamas last night, let alone such a trivial matter."

"Pajamas? What pajamas?" Lin Shan was still a little confused as he sat on the sofa.

Ji Xingyu helped him recall, "Last night you were drunk and everyone left. I couldn't contact your family, so I brought you here. When you were going to sleep, you insisted on hugging my pajamas. Said, either hug your pajamas or hug me, or you won't be able to sleep." The more he said, the corners of his mouth raised higher, "Not only that, but you also want me to coax you to sleep, let me hug you, and even coquettishly say that you won't let me go .”

He shook his head and pursed his lips.

Lin Shan listened to what Ji Xingyu said in a decent manner, he struggled for a while, and still chose to believe him, "Really?"

He had never drunk, but he didn't expect to be drunk, it turned out to be like this.

Ji Xingyu sighed, his tone was aggrieved, but he still said calmly: "Forget it, there are big men on the left and right, it doesn't matter."

After listening to Lin Shan, he nodded immediately to express his approval. Anyway, nothing will happen to the two big men.

"Sorry, in the future, I will try my best to restrain myself."

Ji Xingyu narrowed his eyes and bit the tip of his tongue.

You shouldn't have said that just now. In this way, wouldn't Lin Shan regard him as a brother even more?

"Go wash up first, I've put the new one on it for you, I'll make breakfast."

Lin Shan lowered his head and smelled the smell of his body, frowned slightly, did he not take a bath last night?

Forget it, I will go home and wash it later.

"Ok."

Ji Xingyu observed his little movements, and his heart sank.

Still don't want to bother him...

No hurry, take your time.

After Lin Shan finished washing up quickly, he remembered to take out his mobile phone. As expected, one missed call?

His eyes widened, or was it Lin Chen calling?

He called Lin Chen.

"beep--"

After ringing for a moment, Lin Chen's lazy voice came from the other end of the phone.

"Good morning brother."

"Brother, I, I didn't mean not to come last night..."

"Are you okay at your sibling's house?"

Lin Shan has a meal, brother and sister?

"It's Ji Xingyu."

"He's my classmate, how do you know I'm here? Where are my parents?"

"Mom and Dad are fine, I told you for you, so you can rest assured!"

Listening to Lin Chen's tone, Lin Shan always felt that he seemed to have misunderstood something.

"I'm not permanent, I'm going home later, brother, is it convenient for you to pick me up?"

There was silence on the phone for a while, Lin Chen couldn't believe it, "Go home? When did you get up?"

"Just got up."

"Can you still stand now?"

Lin Shan looked down at his leg, "It's still standing, it's not broken, what's wrong?"

Lin Chen gave a "tsk" and said, "Wait for me for half an hour." Then he hung up the phone.

Lin Shan scratched his head, what did that mean just now?

After he sent Lin Chen the location, he suddenly remembered something. He touched the other pocket and found a cold and hard iron.

It was the mobile phone he repaired yesterday. Fortunately, he didn't throw it out last night when he was drunk and crazy.

We have to wait for a while for breakfast, Lin Shan quietly went back to the room first, folded the quilt he messed up last night, picked up the pajamas he was holding last night, the pajamas were silky and soft, very cool to the touch It was comfortable, but he couldn't figure out why he would sleep with Ji Xingyu's clothes at night.

He still folded Ji Xingyu's pajamas and put them on the bedside.

After waiting for about [-] minutes, Ji Xingyu finally heated up the breakfast. Lin Shan looked at a table of dishes, but couldn't pick up the pair of chopsticks.

"You, or else, let's order a takeaway." Ji Xingyu rubbed the tip of his nose guiltily, "The chef is on leave today, so let's make do with it?"

Lin Shan pursed his lips and held the bowl. The porridge in the bowl was pitch black, and there were a few unknown objects of different sizes floating on it, "This, what kind of porridge is this?"

"Eight-treasure porridge." The more Ji Xingyu spoke, the more confident he became, "I didn't care about the pot just now, it got a little mushy, and then I stirred it... and it became like this."

So the few unidentified objects like black charcoal just now should be the foundation of the paste.

"Then," Lin Shan pointed to the pancakes on the plate in front of him, which couldn't be poked with chopsticks, "then what's going on with this?"

Ji Xingyu reached out and moved the plate in front of him, "Mistake, I didn't fry it well in the frying pan."

"Oil pan?" Lin Shan looked at Ji Xingyu in disbelief.

He fried finger cakes in a frying pan?

"You need to use a frying pan for finger cakes."

Ji Xingyu let out an "ah", obviously hearing it for the first time.

Because he is too picky eater, he has basically never been in the kitchen. The cooking methods are all handled by a dedicated chef. This is his first time cooking.

Seeing Ji Xingyu looking a little depressed, Lin Shan wanted to take a few mouthfuls of food to comfort him, but he couldn't reach out with his chopsticks.

It's not that he has never seen dark cuisine, but what Ji Xingyu cooks is not dark cuisine, but an original one.

Mess, all kinds of strange things.

Stir-fried uncleaned abalone with sugar, undercooked, still raw in the shell, and fried crab in a frying pan, but the poached egg looked normal, Lin Shan picked it up and saw that the back was burnt black, and There are a few sparks that don't go away.

Is this baked on fire?

Lin Shan put down his chopsticks with a fluttering mouth, and said with a trembling voice, "Actually... your cooking is still, still very good,"

After a pause, Lin Shan still couldn't hold back his laughter.

"Hahahahaha!"

Ji Xingyu's already embarrassed face turned into embarrassment when he smiled so rarely, he pouted and pushed Lin Shan's arm, "Oh, that's all right, stop laughing, it's almost over."

Lin Shan raised his face from the crook of his arms, and straightened his expression, "I didn't mean to, but the dishes you cook are actually real, hahaha——"

After all, he couldn't hold it back, and retracted his hands into his sleeves. The snow-white sleeves covered the pair of peach blossom eyes that would bend down when he smiled, his upright face, and his slender shoulders. trembling.

Unable to bear him holding back, Ji Xingyu simply waited for him to finish laughing.

"Yo? Young people still know how to play, and don't eat carbon when they have food?"

Ji Liang opened the door and came in to change into slippers, and calmly hung the clothes on the hangers, as if following into his own house.

"This is rice." Ji Xingyu gritted his teeth, but his heart was still a little guilty. He didn't get Lin Shan's approval, and he lacked confidence.

When Lin Shan saw someone approaching, he immediately stopped laughing, but the corners of his mouth were still tense. He laughed so happily just now, but now there is still a layer of water vapor in his eyes, and the corners of his eyes are a little red from being rubbed.

"Yo? What about coal and food?" Lin Chen almost made a mistake and changed his words in time.

Ji Liang didn't lock the door just now, so he came in directly, just in time for the meal, and saw their table, a dark breakfast.

Lin Chen was full of firepower. In the weather in November, he was wearing shorts and a colorful shirt. His glasses were pinned to the collar of the short sleeves on his chest. He pushed back his light blue hair, revealing a deep and sharp look. facial features.

Lin Shan couldn't help feeling that his brother's hair was the same as the LED lights, and the color of his hair was different every day.

Seeing Lin Chen's foolishness, Ji Liang's face immediately turned cold, "Can you stop wearing such flamboyant clothes?"

"Ah?" Lin Chen looked down at his floral shirt. He thought there was nothing wrong with it. He realized that Dao Jiliang might be trying to squeeze him on purpose. He put his tongue against his canine teeth, smiled, and said in an ambiguous tone; "You really think so?" Is it Lin Shan's sister-in-law?"

This move was just as Lin Chen thought, and Ji Liang immediately turned dark.

"Let's go, go back quickly, your brother is going to make money to support your sister-in-law." Lin Chen raised his eyebrows at Ji Liang, put on the black sunglasses, and it's not hard to feel that his narrow and smiling eyes are now What a pleasure.

Lin Shan got up, bid farewell to Ji Liang and Ji Xingyu, and trotted to catch up with Lin Chen.

It wasn't until he heard the sound of the vehicle starting below that Ji Liang gradually calmed down. He glanced at the dishes on the table and turned his eyes away.

"You did it?"

Ji Xingyu handed him a pair of chopsticks, and said in a relaxed tone, "Come and try it, it's delicious."

"Take your hand up."

Ji Xingyu hesitated for a moment, and lifted his right hand, which had not been exposed, to the dining table.

On the back of the fair hand, it was obvious that there was a large area of ​​redness and swelling. When he was frying the finger cakes, he accidentally splashed hot oil on them. He was worried that he would scare Lin Shan, so he kept putting them on his lap calmly.

Ji Liang knew this would happen, "Follow me to the hospital."

"Remember to prescribe me medicine to reduce swelling quickly, preferably the kind that recovers in three days."

In fact, Ji Xingyu really wants the ointment that can be effective immediately when he touches it, otherwise he will go to school tomorrow and let Lin Shan see it, then he just covered it up for nothing.

Ji Liang let out a "tsk" and said angrily, "You're the only one who has a lot to do!"

The author has something to say: ah... let's go with the plot, let's go with the plot.

Don't mind everyone, Ji Xingyu's first contact with cooking may be a bit strange.

In addition, let’s talk about CP ha, the main CP is Shan’er and Brother Yu.

副cp，是严吉褚马岚景和林辰纪粱。感谢在2021-04-2823:54:43~2021-04-2923:27:35期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottle of bald hairline;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!