Overlord's Sand Sculpture Halo

Gu Xiaoxiao didn't sleep much, and fell asleep in a daze in the afternoon. The next day, she woke up just after dawn, yawned twice, and then began to stare at the sleeping face of her little wife with vigor. I think the boss - I really have a good eye, my wife is so pretty.

The fly in the ointment is that at the age of five, I can't do anything "upper" to this Sleeping Beauty, I don't even dare to touch it, for fear of waking up my little wife.

Ugh.

Gu Xiaoxiao sighed, retracted her hands that were about to move, rolled her eyes, and carefully jumped over Qiao Jianman, took the mobile phone from the bedside table over there, then lifted the quilt and sneaked out of the bed, hiding in the bathroom. Sitting on the toilet, he picked up his mobile phone and called Gu Yaocen.

Since I can't do something happy with my little wife, I'll take my eldest niece to refresh myself.

The phone rang five times before it was connected. Gu Xiaoxiao didn't speak. She waited for Gu Yaocen to speak. After both parties were silent for about ten seconds, Gu Yaocen on the phone tentatively opened her mouth, "Little aunt?"

Gu Xiaoxiao tried hard to recall her little wife's usual attitude towards this eldest niece, and then imitated the other's tone and tone, and replied with a slightly sad tone: "Yes."

Probably because the drowsiness has not completely receded, Gu Yaocen's mind was a little confused, he really didn't hear anything, and he was thinking that his little aunt would not call him easily, especially at this time, subconsciously Bluntly asked: "Little aunt, what happened?"

"Niece, your little aunt told you to get up and go to kindergarten."

Gu Xiaoxiao still imitated Qiao Jianman's tone of voice, but how many mistakes she made, such a long sentence could not conceal her unique tone, and the words had her own characteristics, so Gu Yaocen could tell it was her own Knock silly little aunt.

Being woken up early in the morning, one can imagine Gu Yaocen's displeasure. He wanted to hang up directly, but he was really unhappy and cursed: "Crazy."

"Niece, are you stupid too? I'm sick. I'm five years old now." Being scolded, instead of being angry, Gu Xiaoxiao was very happy.This kind of revenge is to make the other party "hate your teeth so much, but they have nothing to do with you", so that the mind will be clear and the spirit will be refreshed.

Gu Yaocen choked for a moment, then hung up the phone with a cold face.

Gu Xiaoxiao didn't care if the phone was hung up, anyway, she didn't intend to let people have a long talk with her early in the morning, after all, their aunt and nephew have hated each other for a long time, in order to prevent this eldest niece from answering her call, she still I specially stole my little wife's cell phone.

Although the eldest niece who has no respect for elders is not polite to her little aunt in private, she still respects her little wife, this little aunt.

At this moment, the eldest niece on the other side of the phone must not be in the mood to go to bed and not to talk, but to hold her breath and have nothing to say. Thinking about it, it feels extremely wonderful.

The more Gu Xiaoxiao thought about it, the happier she felt. She tapped her mobile phone here and there, wondering if she should take the opportunity to look at her little wife's privacy, hesitated for a while, but still couldn't make a decision, in case she had such a bad temper and saw A certain "adulter" must not be able to bear the news when the time comes, and then her act of pretending to be stupid will be in vain.

Therefore, be sure to hold back.

So, in order to divert her attention, Gu Xiaoxiao played Tetris again with her mobile phone. She asked Qiao Jianman to download it for her when she was in the hospital two days ago.

Not to mention, games like Tetris for the mentally handicapped are quite addictive. Every time she wants to surpass the original highest score, Gu Xiaoxiao gets more and more active the more she plays, until Qiao Jianman wakes up in a daze of sleep. To the restroom.

"Gu Xiaoxiao?" Qiao Jianman was still sleepy, but when she saw Gu Xiaoxiao sitting on the toilet seat, especially with her mobile phone in her hand, she immediately woke up, "You took my mobile phone early in the morning. What's wrong with the phone?"

"Manman, good morning." Gu Xiaoxiao didn't panic at all, first she smiled sweetly at her little wife, and then raised the phone to Qiao Jianman's eyes, "I'm playing a game."

"Get up early in the morning to play games? Still using my phone?"

"Don't be angry, Manman, I didn't find my phone." Gu Xiaoxiao quickly stood up, and then quit the game without hesitation, "I called my eldest niece and reminded her to go to kindergarten today, and told her not to oversleep , and before Manman woke up, I didn’t know what to do, so I played games.”

Qiao Jianman: "..."

After being stared at by Qiao Jianman's brown eyes for a while, Gu Xiaoxiao shrank her neck, "Manman, you...why are you looking at me like that?"

The cowardly and aggrieved expression is simply amazing!

Qiao Jianman felt that if she was not acting in her true colors, then if Gu Xiaoxiao's acting skills did not enter the entertainment industry, she would simply be reckless!

"It's nothing." Qiao Jianman lowered her eyes, "You can go out now, I have to go to the bathroom."

Gu Xiaoxiao quickly gave up the seat of the toilet, and flattered her: "Are you afraid of Man Man, do you want me to accompany you to the toilet?"

"Thank you, I'm not afraid."

Gu Xiaoxiao groaned, and then walked out in three steps.

Qiao Jianman watched her go out, then let out a sigh of relief, lowered her head and lifted the toilet lid, just when she was about to take off her pajama pants and sit down, Gu Xiaoxiao's head popped out from the crack of the door, "Manman... "

She was so scared that she quickly squeezed her pants and stood up again, "Gu Xiaoxiao..."

"I'm not peeking." Gu Xiaoxiao hurriedly explained, "Just let me tell you, I called my eldest niece to get up and go to kindergarten, and she beat me up, Manman will talk about it later..."

"You!" Qiao Jianman took a deep breath, "Now you go outside to play games obediently!"

Gu Xiaoxiao immediately retracted her head and closed the door.Qiao Jianman was afraid that if Gu Xiaoxiao made such a fuss again, she would be frightened into constipation, so she went to the door and locked it first.

After going to the toilet and coming out, Qiao Jianman took Gu Xiaoxiao to get dressed and washed.

In order to portray the five-year-old mentally retarded more vividly, Gu Xiaoxiao made some mistakes in dressing and washing.

After having breakfast with Mr. Gu, Gu Xiaoxiao started to bring up the matter of going to school in front of Mr. Gu, "Manman, where is my schoolbag? I've been looking for it for a long time, but I can't find it."

Mr. Gu also acted as if he didn't know, he glanced at Qiao Jianman, and then teased Gu Xiaoxiao, "What does Xiaoxiao want a schoolbag for?"

"Manman said that I should go to kindergarten today on Monday." Gu Xiaoxiao didn't want to talk to him, and remembered something, and said: "Old man, my niece is lazy and doesn't like to study. I called her this morning to remind her She went to kindergarten, she beat me up and hung up on my phone."

"Haha...really?" Mr. Gu couldn't help but look at Qiao Jianman again, "Manman, call Cen Cen and ask if there is such a thing. She is a junior, how can she be so fierce."

Qiao Jianman felt deeply that he was shooting himself in the foot, and when he didn't know what to do, Gu Xiaoxiao continued to add to the chaos, "Yes, Manman, you can call and ask, right now in front of the old man."

"..." Qiao Jianman looked at Gu Xiaoxiao, just wanting to slap her awake, but she held back and smiled at Old Master Gu, "Dad, I was just joking with Xiaoxiao last night."

After finishing speaking, he didn't understand what old man Gu said, so he immediately dragged Gu Xiaoxiao back to the room.

"Manman, I'm going to be late for school." Gu Xiaoxiao was still reluctant, and worried while walking along, "I don't want to be late."

"Didn't you say that your head still hurts? Let's rest for a few more days." Qiao Jianman didn't know how to explain to others for a while, so he could only perfunctory her.

Gu Xiaoxiao felt refreshed in her heart: woman!Also tested me!

Of course, on the face, he looked obsessed with studying, and frowned, "I think what Man Man said is right, good children should consciously go to kindergarten. I think I can handle such a small headache. Man Man, hurry up." Find out my schoolbag, call my eldest niece, let's go to kindergarten together."

Qiao Jianman: "...you fool, think about going to kindergarten in your next life."

Gu Xiaoxiao was startled by the sudden fierce tone, and was genuinely shocked, "Manman..."

"Shut up, don't cry." Qiao Jianman was going crazy.

Gu Xiaoxiao blinked her eyes, "Then can I eat three candies today?"

"……cannot!"

"Wow... old man, Manman is also fierce..."

"eat!"

Gu Xiaoxiao immediately closed her mouth tightly, then bent her eyes, "I knew Manman was the best."

Qiao Jianman: "..."

Stupid stupid, really stupid...

The author has something to say:

Recently, on a whim, I came up with a new story that I wanted to write——"The Lord of the City", which is similar to the article about the lewd lady and the concubine, but the wife in the article is the owner of the city. If you are interested, please bookmark it for me.

Here is the copy:

Gu Mingyue, as the concubine of Chongxi, turned her husband's pigtails up on the night of Chongxi...

What's terrible is that this short-lived husband of hers is not only her own, she is just the seventh concubine of this short-lived husband.

It has long been said that Duan Youyou, the city lord of Chaoyang City, is beautiful and virtuous. Although he is the lord of the city, he respects his husband who married him very much. The concubines are also very close, even for cousins, they ordered people to build a bathing pool covering an area of ​​more than [-] mu in the mansion, and often bathed with these concubines...

Regarding this, Seventh Aunt Gu Mingyue just said: Hehe.

Unfortunately, since the seventh concubine entered the mansion, the city lord has never been so close to these concubines again.

Rumor has it that this Seventh Aunt doesn't like the city lord very much, and even the city lord is disgusted with these concubines.

Regarding this, Seventh Aunt Gu Yueming: Hehe.

So, in the bathing pool that night, the city lord was pressed by someone by the side of the soup pool, "It seems that the city lord has learned a lot recently, and deserves a reward."

Duan Youyou: "..."

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